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  1. #101
    Originally Posted by mickeycrimm View Post
    Originally Posted by MaxPen View Post
    I am pretty much done with you. I was hoping for a battle of wit. But you really are completely unarmed. The only thing you have is some sort of weird shit and ass fixation.
    So now maxie is crying uncle. Hahahahahaha!!! That didn't take much. Harass him back and the little crybaby bitch heads for the hills.

    maxie started the homo shit with his nine inch bullshit.
    Not crying anything. But it is obvious that you are a no match simpleton. It feels like beating on a short bus kid or something. Actually, not even the window licking one. The one sucking on the tail pipe....RIP

    You're the only one who has ever retreated to your safe space. You're the one who ran to Dan crying about me. the only bitch you will find here is with a mirror.

  2. #102
    Originally Posted by MaxPen View Post
    Originally Posted by mickeycrimm View Post
    Originally Posted by MaxPen View Post
    I am pretty much done with you. I was hoping for a battle of wit. But you really are completely unarmed. The only thing you have is some sort of weird shit and ass fixation.
    So now maxie is crying uncle. Hahahahahaha!!! That didn't take much. Harass him back and the little crybaby bitch heads for the hills.

    maxie started the homo shit with his nine inch bullshit.
    Not crying anything. But it is obvious that you are a no match simpleton. It feels like beating on a short bus kid or something. Actually, not even the window licking one. The one sucking on the tail pipe....RIP

    You're the only one who has ever retreated to your safe space. You're the one who ran to Dan crying about me. the only bitch you will find here is with a mirror.
    Maxie reminds me of the cowardly Lion. Yelling put ‘‘em up while running backward. Mental midgetry at its worst.

    Quit crying and sniveling like a little bitch
    "More importantly, mickey thought 8-4 was two games over .500. Argued about it. C'mon, man. Nothing can top that for math expertise. If GWAE ever has you on again, you can be sure I'll be calling in with that gem.'Nuff said." REDIETZ

  3. #103
    Originally Posted by MaxPen View Post
    Originally Posted by mickeycrimm View Post
    Originally Posted by MaxPen View Post
    I am pretty much done with you. I was hoping for a battle of wit. But you really are completely unarmed. The only thing you have is some sort of weird shit and ass fixation.
    So now maxie is crying uncle. Hahahahahaha!!! That didn't take much. Harass him back and the little crybaby bitch heads for the hills.

    maxie started the homo shit with his nine inch bullshit.
    Not crying anything. But it is obvious that you are a no match simpleton. It feels like beating on a short bus kid or something. Actually, not even the window licking one. The one sucking on the tail pipe....RIP

    You're the only one who has ever retreated to your safe space. You're the one who ran to Dan crying about me. the only bitch you will find here is with a mirror.
    Mental midget Maxie thinks he’s in a contest. This is not a contest. I’m punishing mental midget Maxie for harassing me. Every post he makes gets harassed until he’s learned his lesson. He’s trying his best to save face but it ain’t working for him.
    "More importantly, mickey thought 8-4 was two games over .500. Argued about it. C'mon, man. Nothing can top that for math expertise. If GWAE ever has you on again, you can be sure I'll be calling in with that gem.'Nuff said." REDIETZ

  4. #104
    Originally Posted by mickeycrimm View Post
    Originally Posted by MaxPen View Post
    Originally Posted by mickeycrimm View Post

    So now maxie is crying uncle. Hahahahahaha!!! That didn't take much. Harass him back and the little crybaby bitch heads for the hills.

    maxie started the homo shit with his nine inch bullshit.
    Not crying anything. But it is obvious that you are a no match simpleton. It feels like beating on a short bus kid or something. Actually, not even the window licking one. The one sucking on the tail pipe....RIP

    You're the only one who has ever retreated to your safe space. You're the one who ran to Dan crying about me. the only bitch you will find here is with a mirror.
    Mental midget Maxie thinks he’s in a contest. This is not a contest. I’m punishing mental midget Maxie for harassing me. Every post he makes gets harassed until he’s learned his lesson. He’s trying his best to save face but it ain’t working for him.
    "Waaaaah I've been harassed. I don't know what happened. I used to get along with him. Evil Max drew first blood. I retreated to my safe space with my ignore button. I cried to Dan and that didn't work. "
    - Mickey "Man Servant" Crimm


    Dust yourself off and get a grip on yourself . You're pathetic......RIP
    Last edited by MaxPen; 05-13-2022 at 10:47 AM.

  5. #105
    Originally Posted by MaxPen View Post
    Originally Posted by mickeycrimm View Post
    Originally Posted by MaxPen View Post

    Not crying anything. But it is obvious that you are a no match simpleton. It feels like beating on a short bus kid or something. Actually, not even the window licking one. The one sucking on the tail pipe....RIP

    You're the only one who has ever retreated to your safe space. You're the one who ran to Dan crying about me. the only bitch you will find here is with a mirror.
    Mental midget Maxie thinks he’s in a contest. This is not a contest. I’m punishing mental midget Maxie for harassing me. Every post he makes gets harassed until he’s learned his lesson. He’s trying his best to save face but it ain’t working for him.
    "Waaaaah I've been harassed. I don't know what happened. I used to get along with him. Evil Max drew first blood. I retreated to my safe space with my ignore button. I cried to Dan and that didn't work. "
    - Mickey "Man Servant" Crimm


    Dust yourself off and get a grip on yourself . You're pathetic......RIP
    Now, now, mental midget Maxie. Throwing a temper tantrum won’t work. You did it to yourself. I know it’s not like you to man up over your mistakes but if you quit sniveling and give it some thought….it’s the best way out of your mental anguish.
    "More importantly, mickey thought 8-4 was two games over .500. Argued about it. C'mon, man. Nothing can top that for math expertise. If GWAE ever has you on again, you can be sure I'll be calling in with that gem.'Nuff said." REDIETZ

  6. #106
    I apologize for interrupting, but have you been playing Cashman over the past 2 months Mickey? I read you had a health scare recently so maybe you haven't gotten as much of a chance to play. Are you still using 70 units on the board as a threshold or has your opinion changed as you've accumulated more data?

  7. #107
    Great ongoing duel so far between two longtime forum heavyweights ! At this juncture, Mad Max has an advantage over Mighty Crimm. Time will tell who the champ will be. Who will be the first one to throw the towel ?

  8. #108
    Originally Posted by Badger View Post
    I apologize for interrupting, but have you been playing Cashman over the past 2 months Mickey? I read you had a health scare recently so maybe you haven't gotten as much of a chance to play. Are you still using 70 units on the board as a threshold or has your opinion changed as you've accumulated more data?
    Had a hospital stay in early April. Tachycardia. They found the right combination of meds. Then a several weeks of recuperation time all in Montana so have been out of action since early April. Feeling good now. Will hit first out of state casino tomorrow.

    I haven’t changed strategy on cashman
    "More importantly, mickey thought 8-4 was two games over .500. Argued about it. C'mon, man. Nothing can top that for math expertise. If GWAE ever has you on again, you can be sure I'll be calling in with that gem.'Nuff said." REDIETZ

  9. #109
    Originally Posted by Ozzy View Post
    Great ongoing duel so far between two longtime forum heavyweights ! At this juncture, Mad Max has an advantage over Mighty Crimm. Time will tell who the champ will be. Who will be the first one to throw the towel ?
    I keep telling you it ain’t a fucking contest. I don’t give a damn what maxiepuke writes. He’s going to get harassed every post he makes. He thinks he’s a fucking bully. He’s a weak ass piece of shit screaming out for help.

    But I see you are dimwiited enough to think “I own you” is some kind brilliant strategy.
    "More importantly, mickey thought 8-4 was two games over .500. Argued about it. C'mon, man. Nothing can top that for math expertise. If GWAE ever has you on again, you can be sure I'll be calling in with that gem.'Nuff said." REDIETZ

  10. #110
    Originally Posted by mickeycrimm View Post
    Originally Posted by Badger View Post
    I apologize for interrupting, but have you been playing Cashman over the past 2 months Mickey? I read you had a health scare recently so maybe you haven't gotten as much of a chance to play. Are you still using 70 units on the board as a threshold or has your opinion changed as you've accumulated more data?
    Had a hospital stay in early April. Tachycardia. They found the right combination of meds. Then a several weeks of recuperation time all in Montana so have been out of action since early April. Feeling good now. Will hit first out of state casino tomorrow.

    I haven’t changed strategy on cashman

    Sorry to hear about your health issues Mickey. Glad you're doing better.

  11. #111
    Played Cashman again last night.


    Found this board:

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    Hit the diagonal bingo line with the maxi/minor/wheel on it in only 26 spins, +84 units.

  12. #112
    After that hit, the board reset to this (3.75 denom):


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    I'm curious if you guys would play this given that both minors and the wheel all are on the same line, 3 to a bingo, with a mini added to the board for good measure. What if the mini wasn't there and it was just the 2 minors on the same line as the wheel?

    I figured it was probably +EV but I passed on it as I tend to play fairly conservative on games I don't have much experience on, especially since I feel this casino likely has a low RTP (I would guess ~85% on most slots).

  13. #113
    Originally Posted by mickeycrimm View Post
    Originally Posted by MaxPen View Post
    Originally Posted by accountinquestion View Post
    Curiously have any player-posters with credibility seen the whole screen get hit at once?

    I've heard of it, but not sure if anyone I know has personally seen it, so I have to wonder....

    Also I have a sample of a few plays I can throw into the pile, but I have to look at phone pics and I'm lazy.

    I have numerous times. Once I had it happen twice on the same bank. Not same machine though.
    This is revealing.

    Do you remember maxie telling us he doesn't vulture?
    Do you remember maxie telling us he made far superior money on super advanced stuff that only a few know?
    Do you remember him telling us that slot AP's are slugs.
    Do you remember him telling us he wished they pulled those machines to get rid of the lightweight slot AP's?Do you remember him telling us slot AP wasn't worth his time?
    Do you remember him telling us he had to ask a friend how much slot AP was worth?

    Well, his statement here "I have numerous times" about the whole screen hit tells a story. Cashman is a relatively new game. I have about 70 plays. I've yet to hit the whole screen pay. It's a rare hit.

    Do you know what that means? The only way maxiepunk could have hit the whole screen pay "NUMEROUS TIMES" is if he put in literally several hundred plays.

    The only way he could get that many plays in since that game has been out is if he is out there walking the casinos from dawn till dusk everyday for months.

    In other words, maxiepuke is just another run of the mill vegas slot vulture speed walking the casinos for plays. Most likely a bottomfeeder to. Eating dollar hot dogs. Checking garbage cans for coupons. Checking the machines for credits. Looking on the floor for money. A seaguller from hell.

    But he wants you to think he's some sort of advanced gambler well above everyone else. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
    In fairness, there are a couple other scenarios that are possible.

    A. He's a losing slot player and just likes playing Cashman bingo
    B. He was taking many plays way too light
    C. He played it a lot knowing he would lose to gather data on the game
    D. He didn't necessarily say he personally received the pay outs of the full screen pays himself. He may have just done a lot of camping on Cashman banks and seen the event a few times.

  14. #114
    Originally Posted by Rounder View Post
    Originally Posted by mickeycrimm View Post
    Originally Posted by MaxPen View Post


    I have numerous times. Once I had it happen twice on the same bank. Not same machine though.
    This is revealing.

    Do you remember maxie telling us he doesn't vulture?
    Do you remember maxie telling us he made far superior money on super advanced stuff that only a few know?
    Do you remember him telling us that slot AP's are slugs.
    Do you remember him telling us he wished they pulled those machines to get rid of the lightweight slot AP's?Do you remember him telling us slot AP wasn't worth his time?
    Do you remember him telling us he had to ask a friend how much slot AP was worth?

    Well, his statement here "I have numerous times" about the whole screen hit tells a story. Cashman is a relatively new game. I have about 70 plays. I've yet to hit the whole screen pay. It's a rare hit.

    Do you know what that means? The only way maxiepunk could have hit the whole screen pay "NUMEROUS TIMES" is if he put in literally several hundred plays.

    The only way he could get that many plays in since that game has been out is if he is out there walking the casinos from dawn till dusk everyday for months.

    In other words, maxiepuke is just another run of the mill vegas slot vulture speed walking the casinos for plays. Most likely a bottomfeeder to. Eating dollar hot dogs. Checking garbage cans for coupons. Checking the machines for credits. Looking on the floor for money. A seaguller from hell.

    But he wants you to think he's some sort of advanced gambler well above everyone else. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
    In fairness, there are a couple other scenarios that are possible.

    A. He's a losing slot player and just likes playing Cashman bingo
    B. He was taking many plays way too light
    C. He played it a lot knowing he would lose to gather data on the game
    D. He didn't necessarily say he personally received the pay outs of the full screen pays himself. He may have just done a lot of camping on Cashman banks and seen the event a few times.
    I swear this place is full of brain trusts. I already stated why I played them. Go back and read the post.

  15. #115
    Originally Posted by MaxPen View Post
    Originally Posted by Rounder View Post
    Originally Posted by mickeycrimm View Post

    This is revealing.

    Do you remember maxie telling us he doesn't vulture?
    Do you remember maxie telling us he made far superior money on super advanced stuff that only a few know?
    Do you remember him telling us that slot AP's are slugs.
    Do you remember him telling us he wished they pulled those machines to get rid of the lightweight slot AP's?Do you remember him telling us slot AP wasn't worth his time?
    Do you remember him telling us he had to ask a friend how much slot AP was worth?

    Well, his statement here "I have numerous times" about the whole screen hit tells a story. Cashman is a relatively new game. I have about 70 plays. I've yet to hit the whole screen pay. It's a rare hit.

    Do you know what that means? The only way maxiepunk could have hit the whole screen pay "NUMEROUS TIMES" is if he put in literally several hundred plays.

    The only way he could get that many plays in since that game has been out is if he is out there walking the casinos from dawn till dusk everyday for months.

    In other words, maxiepuke is just another run of the mill vegas slot vulture speed walking the casinos for plays. Most likely a bottomfeeder to. Eating dollar hot dogs. Checking garbage cans for coupons. Checking the machines for credits. Looking on the floor for money. A seaguller from hell.

    But he wants you to think he's some sort of advanced gambler well above everyone else. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
    In fairness, there are a couple other scenarios that are possible.

    A. He's a losing slot player and just likes playing Cashman bingo
    B. He was taking many plays way too light
    C. He played it a lot knowing he would lose to gather data on the game
    D. He didn't necessarily say he personally received the pay outs of the full screen pays himself. He may have just done a lot of camping on Cashman banks and seen the event a few times.
    I swear this place is full of brain trusts. I already stated why I played them. Go back and read the post.
    In terms of measuring one's intelligence, my IQ is 131 according to the State of Florida. This number was derived from the IQ test I was given to be admitted into the "gifted program", as it was called at the time. Specifically, my left brain portion of the test was reported to be in the 99th percentile of results.

    I'm relatively new here and I say the above, at risk of sounding like a d-bag, to contradict what you insinuated, providing supporting information that I am objectively intelligent and numerically inclined.

    I wrote my post before I read your initial response to Mickey.

    After reading it, I have to say that it is hard to believe there was so much action on the game that:

    A. Progressive cycles were routinely skipping so frequently that you had play after play from this

    and

    B. You had enough data on the game to know where the tipping point on the progs were. Even at present, the game is still relatively new.

    Of course, maybe you were just taking your chances using the standard uncapped progs strategy. This wouldn't be a terrible idea, but like Mickey said, just seems far fetched progs way over reset were just raining from the skies like that.

    To combat Mickey's point, perhaps you had a fluke streak of full screen pays features? Maybe Mickey had a fluke streak of not hitting any? There is a bell curve for everything. It's slots, crazy shit happens.

    You also didn't specify that you were actually the one playing during the full screen pays. The way your post read, you could have indeed just only seen the event visually, not necessarily been playing yourself when it happened.

    Anyway, I have read what you say about Mickey on several threads. It seems needlessly mean, especially vs what he says about you.

    What did the guy even do to you? Who started it?
    Last edited by Rounder; 05-15-2022 at 12:27 AM.

  16. #116
    Originally Posted by Rounder View Post
    Originally Posted by MaxPen View Post
    Originally Posted by Rounder View Post

    In fairness, there are a couple other scenarios that are possible.

    A. He's a losing slot player and just likes playing Cashman bingo
    B. He was taking many plays way too light
    C. He played it a lot knowing he would lose to gather data on the game
    D. He didn't necessarily say he personally received the pay outs of the full screen pays himself. He may have just done a lot of camping on Cashman banks and seen the event a few times.
    I swear this place is full of brain trusts. I already stated why I played them. Go back and read the post.
    In terms of measuring one's intelligence, my IQ is 131 according to the State of Florida. This number was derived from the IQ test I was given to be admitted into the "gifted program", as it was called at the time. Specifically, my left brain portion of the test was reported to be in the 99th percentile of results.



    I'm relatively new here and I say the above, at risk of sounding like a d-bag, to contradict what you insinuated, providing supporting information that I am objectively intelligent and numerically inclined.

    I wrote my post before I read your initial response to Mickey.

    After reading it, I have to say that it is hard to believe there was so much action on the game that: That's because Your highly intelligent right brain must be blocking you from comprehending the obvious. Maybe consult with the left and think about another source for the funds coming into the progressives.

    A. Progressive cycles were routinely skipping so frequently that you had play after play from this

    and

    B. You had enough data on the game to know where the tipping point on the progs were. Even at present, the game is still relatively new.

    Of course, maybe you were just taking your chances using the standard uncapped progs strategy. This wouldn't be a terrible idea, but like Mickey said, just seems far fetched progs way over reset were just raining from the skies like that. I don't operate on terrible ideas. Being a 2 bit vulture is a bad idea. You are looking at stuff from that perspective.

    To combat Mickey's point, perhaps you had a fluke streak of full screen pays features? Maybe Mickey had a fluke streak of not hitting any? There is a bell curve for everything. It's slots, crazy shit happens.

    You also didn't specify that you were actually the one playing during the full screen pays. The way your post read, you could have indeed just only seen the event visually, not necessarily been playing yourself when it happened. Top 1% and don't know what "I" means. You must have been measured on a bell curve using a group of Coach Belly's

    Anyway, I have read what you say about Mickey on several threads. It seems needlessly mean, especially vs what he says about you. You are only drawing that conclusion because you are in hopes of extracting info from the hobo in the future. Because you are incapable of figuring out stuff on your own. Typical.

    What did the guy even do to you? Who started it?

  17. #117
    What maxiepuke is saying is the casino hung progressive money in the grand prog. On cashman. Maxie’s boss put him and the team on the bank playing straight thru until the prog hit. I got some reports on the play. Two days into the play Maxie was seen dozing off then back awake spinning. Then dozing off. Then back spinning.

    Sadly Maxie didn’t get the $300 bonus as a teammate hit the prog. Maxie just got the standard $10 an hour. But hey, it pays the bills at the trailerhood, right Maxie?
    "More importantly, mickey thought 8-4 was two games over .500. Argued about it. C'mon, man. Nothing can top that for math expertise. If GWAE ever has you on again, you can be sure I'll be calling in with that gem.'Nuff said." REDIETZ

  18. #118
    Originally Posted by mickeycrimm View Post
    What maxiepuke is saying is the casino hung progressive money in the grand prog. On cashman. Maxie’s boss put him and the team on the bank playing straight thru until the prog hit. I got some reports on the play. Two days into the play Maxie was seen dozing off then back awake spinning. Then dozing off. Then back spinning.

    Sadly Maxie didn’t get the $300 bonus as a teammate hit the prog. Maxie just got the standard $10 an hour. But hey, it pays the bills at the trailerhood, right Maxie?

    That's not nice. I lived in a trailer back in my youth, in Long's Trailer Park in Centre Hall, Pennsylvania. Of course, it was a Newell that I never took photos of, but since it was in a trailer park, I guess that makes it a trailer.

    Eventually, when I got behind in trailer park rent, I sold the Newell. Good thing, too. I was paying ten times more on Newell insurance than the trailer park spot cost. But it was important to keep the insurance current. You know the kind of people who live in trailer parks. They throw eggs and stuff. Bad for the Newell paint.

  19. #119
    Originally Posted by Badger View Post
    After that hit, the board reset to this (3.75 denom):


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    I'm curious if you guys would play this given that both minors and the wheel all are on the same line, 3 to a bingo, with a mini added to the board for good measure. What if the mini wasn't there and it was just the 2 minors on the same line as the wheel?

    I figured it was probably +EV but I passed on it as I tend to play fairly conservative on games I don't have much experience on, especially since I feel this casino likely has a low RTP (I would guess ~85% on most slots).


    Looks like the image isn't loading anymore, I'll upload it to imgur instead of directly to the forum:



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    Again, my deepest apologies for actually trying to talk about Cashman Bingo in the Cashman Bingo thread.

  20. #120
    The best thing about this is how people treat each other on here is not a way they'd ever behave in person for the most part. Any sort of advanced social group would have these people shunned just for the constant back and forth and the nastiness.

    On here?

    Let'er go. All these grown men getting pissy at each other. Let those anti-social traits shine! Over and over. Pretty awesome, brothers.
    It is official. Redietz will never be on Dan Druff's podcast. "too much integrity"

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