My Strategy For Cashman Bingo

[Rounder]

Oh wow, is this accurate info or are you putting low numbers for dramatic effect?

Even $30/ hour is a relatively low wage.

And, are the team members really staying up over 24 hours straight in hopes of a $300 bonus?

Idiot hobo lap dog. You would think a 1%'er in the IQ department would realize that the hobo doesn't even have a clue as to wtf went on. Also, I don't work with teams. I don't even play stuff like this much. This was a special case. Figure out what went on....RIP

Now lace up your sneakers and get back to work. You have to move faster than the tramp in an electric chair.

I have my sources in Las Vegas. maxiepuke is a stepandfetchit on a team. But no one wants to be the rat so they tell me in strict confidence. They say maxie is a bottom feeder when not working for the team.

He sweats plays.
Blows cigarette smoke in ploppies faces.
Cut's AP's off from plays.
Checks garbage cans for coupons.
Picks up abandoned credits.
Looks for money on the floor.
Sleeps in his car in the parking lot.

And, addicted gambler that he is, blows the money playing nickel keno.

It would not surprise me at all. Successful people don't talk like he does. His post are most certainly rooted in insecurity.

And even if he is a millionaire high rolling AP (like I am taking is his claim?), he is miserable while doing it. Again, you can tell by his post. That is just not how happy people interact with others.

[Rounder]

Fuck off.

Very eloquent, sir.

Rounder, maxpunk is a bully. He's trying to bully YOU into submission.

You have to bitch slap the punk right in his mouth. Show him you're not intimidated. That drives him nuts. He's so pissed at me I got him pulling his own nuts out. All he's got is name calling. Like that means something. He can dish but he can't take. A little bitch.

Wait, so did you actually do something terrible to the guy, or, at the very least, be the first to insult on the forum?

[MaxPen]

Idiot hobo lap dog. You would think a 1%'er in the IQ department would realize that the hobo doesn't even have a clue as to wtf went on. Also, I don't work with teams. I don't even play stuff like this much. This was a special case. Figure out what went on....RIP

Now lace up your sneakers and get back to work. You have to move faster than the tramp in an electric chair.

I have my sources in Las Vegas. maxiepuke is a stepandfetchit on a team. But no one wants to be the rat so they tell me in strict confidence. They say maxie is a bottom feeder when not working for the team.

He sweats plays.
Blows cigarette smoke in ploppies faces.
Cut's AP's off from plays.
Checks garbage cans for coupons.
Picks up abandoned credits.
Looks for money on the floor.
Sleeps in his car in the parking lot.

And, addicted gambler that he is, blows the money playing nickel keno.

It would not surprise me at all. Successful people don't talk like he does. His post are most certainly rooted in insecurity.

And even if he is a millionaire high rolling AP (like I am taking is his claim?), he is miserable while doing it. Again, you can tell by his post. That is just not how happy people interact with others.

Yes, happy people try and disparage others with lies about them in their signature lines. You really are an idiot. Who is claiming to be a high rolling millionaire AP? Your problem is you have literally no comprehension. No wonder you're riding the path of the hobo train....RIP

If you want to interject yourself into this I suggest you go do some reading of this forum. Because right now you have no clue.

Who's claiming to be a millionaire high rolling AP? Wtf is that anyhow?

[MaxPen]

Very eloquent, sir.

Based on your 1%'er demonstrated abilities of comprehension it is a very appropriate response.

It's worth pointing out that I said those 99th percentile results were from the left/analytical side of the test. A 131 IQ barely cracks the 98th percentile.

I just noticed your profile pic too. Hmm, I wonder what that is about?

As an aside, it's very common for happy and successful people to insult strangers on the internet. That's totally a thing.

You sound like a prime candidate for a government job.....Ooof

[MisterV]

In terms of measuring one's intelligence, my IQ is 131 according to the State of Florida. This number was derived from the IQ test I was given to be admitted into the "gifted program", as it was called at the time.

Oh yeah?

Rob's IQ measures 9 1/2 inches.

[The Boz]

As an aside, it's very common for happy and successful people to insult strangers on the internet. That's totally a thing.

Actually many do it all the time.

On here, Twitter, FB and many other sites.

I personally do it all the time though I usually pick out liberals blaming others for why their life sucks. And while I maybe don’t know them, and could call them strangers, I can see them for the human garbage they are.

What world are you living in?

And who else have you been on these forums because we all know you didn’t just discover this site last year.

[Rounder]

Based on your 1%'er demonstrated abilities of comprehension it is a very appropriate response.

It's worth pointing out that I said those 99th percentile results were from the left/analytical side of the test. A 131 IQ barely cracks the 98th percentile.

I just noticed your profile pic too. Hmm, I wonder what that is about?

As an aside, it's very common for happy and successful people to insult strangers on the internet. That's totally a thing.

You sound like a prime candidate for a government job.....Ooof

In fairness, you were the one who initially misinterpreted what I had written.

Not sure what the government job statement is about, but I'm guessing you were trying to insult me and all government workers while you were at it?

I'll humor you and I hope the below gives you the emotional reaction you seek:

My feelings are hurt and I don't know if my self esteem will be able to recover from the blow you dealt it.

[Rounder]

As an aside, it's very common for happy and successful people to insult strangers on the internet. That's totally a thing.

Actually many do it all the time.

On here, Twitter, FB and many other sites.

I personally do it all the time though I usually pick out liberals blaming others for why their life sucks. And while I maybe don’t know them, and could call them strangers, I can see them for the human garbage they are.

What world are you living in?

And who else have you been on these forums because we all know you didn’t just discover this site last year.

What makes you say that? I did in fact first land on this site last year researching plays.

Of course, I am well aware of what the anonymity of the internet can bring out of people. I mean, just look at many of the threads on this forum alone.

What I was calling out in particular was the case of this Max gentleman and, from what I have read, similar post from Rob Singer too. The pure unadulterated hatefulness seething from folks like this is typically not associated with the well adjusted.

To point out an example, look how he talked to me disrespectfully right out of the gate with no provocation and knowing nothing about me.

That is a little different than writing a comment like "this band sucks" on a YouTube video or saying something calling out an internet stranger with an opposing political viewpoint.

In those cases, you have information on the band/individual.

Still not exactly the epitome of healthy behavior, but a few notches below insulting someone who did nothing to you and that you also know nothing about.

[MaxPen]

It's worth pointing out that I said those 99th percentile results were from the left/analytical side of the test. A 131 IQ barely cracks the 98th percentile.

I just noticed your profile pic too. Hmm, I wonder what that is about?

As an aside, it's very common for happy and successful people to insult strangers on the internet. That's totally a thing.

You sound like a prime candidate for a government job.....Ooof

In fairness, you were the one who initially misinterpreted what I had written.

Not sure what the government job statement is about, but I'm guessing you were trying to insult me and all government workers while you were at it?

I'll humor you and I hope the below gives you the emotional reaction you seek:

My feelings are hurt and I don't know if my self esteem will be able to recover from the blow you dealt it.

You're a dork......RIP

Not even worth the time. I'm out.

[Rounder]

Very eloquent, sir.

Based on your 1%'er demonstrated abilities of comprehension it is a very appropriate response.

It's worth pointing out that I said those 99th percentile results were from the left/analytical side of the test. A 131 IQ barely cracks the 98th percentile.

I just noticed your profile pic too. Hmm, I wonder what that is about?

As an aside, it's very common for happy and successful people to insult strangers on the internet. That's totally a thing.

You sound like a prime candidate for a government job.....Ooof

In fairness, you were the one who initially misinterpreted what I had written.

Not sure what the government job statement is about, but I'm guessing you were trying to insult me and all government workers while you were at it?

I'll humor you and I hope the below gives you the emotional reaction you seek:

My feelings are hurt and I don't know if my self esteem will be able to recover from the blow you dealt it.

You're a dork......RIP

Not even worth the time. I'm out.

Again, I hope the below gives you the emotional reaction you seek:

I've been deeply saddened by your comment and I don't know if my self esteem will be able to recover from the blow you dealt it.

[MisterV]

I've been deeply saddened by your comment and I don't know if my self esteem will be able to recover from the blow you dealt it.

You may ameliorate any such deleterious consequences by puffing on some cannabis...ahhhhh...don't mean nothin'...

[monet]

What makes you say that? I did in fact first land on this site last year researching plays.

Of course, I am well aware of what the anonymity of the internet can bring out of people. I mean, just look at many of the threads on this forum alone.

What I was calling out in particular was the case of this Max gentleman and, from what I have read, similar post from Rob Singer too. The pure unadulterated hatefulness seething from folks like this is typically not associated with the well adjusted.

To point out an example, look how he talked to me disrespectfully right out of the gate with no provocation and knowing nothing about me.

That is a little different than writing a comment like "this band sucks" on a YouTube video or saying something calling out an internet stranger with an opposing political viewpoint.

In those cases, you have information on the band/individual.

Still not exactly the epitome of healthy behavior, but a few notches below insulting someone who did nothing to you and that you also know nothing about.

It seems obvious that you do this for recreation.
I don't think you live the lifestyle.
If you did, you would realize this board is filled with Delusional Degenerates, myself included.
If you understood that, you wouldn't question or be in shock of anything that is typed on this forum.
You are probably just another one of these math guys who goes around finding vulture opportunities who thinks they are Advantage Playing.
No Hookers and Blow for you or driving around to 8 massage parlors inside of 10 hours from midnight till about 10am.
Mongering = Fun but I don't expect you to understand.
Enjoy your time, walking around for 3 miles, to find some Cashman Bingo Play that nets you 12 dollars!
After that maybe you can find some Rock Around the Clock set to 10PM.
Weeeeeee... I'm ADVANTAGE PLAYING!!

Meanwhile, I just crashed another 350 dollar T-28 Trojan.
That equals 15 minutes of flying for over 700 dollars.
5 Take Offs.
3 Minor crashes... one into the side of a mountain lol.
I swear I had enough room to clear that molehill... Fucking Bullshit!
And 2 Catastrophic Crashes with Zero Safe Landings... I'm Good!!
lol that's 2 Nosedives at 30mph+ straight into the ground... Fucking 3200 4s Batteries got a shitload of power!
That's ok though... I got two more on order and I'll crash all these P51 Mustangs Too!
Tough to kill these pilots though as they keep surviving!
The propellers... not so much.

[monet]

I plan to crash this Mustang tomorrow and lose another 350 dollars.
Because I'm Stupid.
That's what I do.
Bowling is so much cheaper lol.
But Pool and Bowling have nowhere near the Adrenaline Rush.

[Rounder]

What makes you say that? I did in fact first land on this site last year researching plays.

Of course, I am well aware of what the anonymity of the internet can bring out of people. I mean, just look at many of the threads on this forum alone.

What I was calling out in particular was the case of this Max gentleman and, from what I have read, similar post from Rob Singer too. The pure unadulterated hatefulness seething from folks like this is typically not associated with the well adjusted.

To point out an example, look how he talked to me disrespectfully right out of the gate with no provocation and knowing nothing about me.

That is a little different than writing a comment like "this band sucks" on a YouTube video or saying something calling out an internet stranger with an opposing political viewpoint.

In those cases, you have information on the band/individual.

Still not exactly the epitome of healthy behavior, but a few notches below insulting someone who did nothing to you and that you also know nothing about.

It seems obvious that you do this for recreation.
I don't think you live the lifestyle.
If you did, you would realize this board is filled with Delusional Degenerates, myself included.
If you understood that, you wouldn't question or be in shock of anything that is typed on this forum.
You are probably just another one of these math guys who goes around finding vulture opportunities who thinks they are Advantage Playing.
No Hookers and Blow for you or driving around to 8 massage parlors inside of 10 hours from midnight till about 10am.
Mongering = Fun but I don't expect you to understand.
Enjoy your time, walking around for 3 miles, to find some Cashman Bingo Play that nets you 12 dollars!
After that maybe you can find some Rock Around the Clock set to 10PM.
Weeeeeee... I'm ADVANTAGE PLAYING!!

Meanwhile, I just crashed another 350 dollar T-28 Trojan.
That equals 15 minutes of flying for over 700 dollars.
5 Take Offs.
3 Minor crashes... one into the side of a mountain lol.
I swear I had enough room to clear that molehill... Fucking Bullshit!
And 2 Catastrophic Crashes with Zero Safe Landings... I'm Good!!
lol that's 2 Nosedives at 30mph+ straight into the ground... Fucking 3200 4s Batteries got a shitload of power!
That's ok though... I got two more on order and I'll crash all these P51 Mustangs Too!
Tough to kill these pilots though as they keep surviving!
The propellers... not so much.

That's uncanny how your just perfectly described my experience in AP. I know the 5 games discussed on this forum and make $8/hour from them, spending the majority of my time walking to do so.

I'd like to try some new games and I absolutely love to gamble. I was thinking poker could be fun. Can I interest you in a heads up game? I know global poker works here in the states. I wouldn't want to go higher than a hundred or two per match though, to keep it friendly.

And, you are correct that I am not full time. I am a 15 hour per week part-time professional.

I still don't get the massage parlor thing you said. Why are you going to so many massage parlors in such a small time window? To find one that is open or the pursuit of one that is "full service".

[monet]

This guy does much better at it but I think he seems a little queer to me.
He knows RC Warbirds though.
He has a damn nice house with a perfect area for flying.
With the exception of a couple of nearby power lines that he likes to fly under.
Seems a little dangerous lol.

[Rounder]

I plan to crash this Mustang tomorrow and lose another 350 dollars.
Because I'm Stupid.
That's what I do.
Bowling is so much cheaper lol.
But Pool and Bowling have nowhere near the Adrenaline Rush.

Flying model planes is a rush? I could see it being fun, but a rush? Have you ever given skiing or snowboarding a shake? If not, you might enjoy it.

[monet]

[monet]

I watch this which makes me feel better although crashing is part of the fun IMO.

[mickeycrimm]

What maxiepuke is saying is the casino hung progressive money in the grand prog. On cashman. Maxie’s boss put him and the team on the bank playing straight thru until the prog hit. I got some reports on the play. Two days into the play Maxie was seen dozing off then back awake spinning. Then dozing off. Then back spinning.

Sadly Maxie didn’t get the $300 bonus as a teammate hit the prog. Maxie just got the standard $10 an hour. But hey, it pays the bills at the trailerhood, right Maxie?

Oh wow, is this accurate info or are you putting low numbers for dramatic effect?

Even $30/ hour is a relatively low wage.

And, are the team members really staying up over 24 hours straight in hopes of a $300 bonus?

Maxie isn't worth $30 an hour. He's so dimwitted he's slow as molasses.

[mickeycrimm]

Idiot hobo lap dog. You would think a 1%'er in the IQ department would realize that the hobo doesn't even have a clue as to wtf went on. Also, I don't work with teams. I don't even play stuff like this much. This was a special case. Figure out what went on....RIP

Now lace up your sneakers and get back to work. You have to move faster than the tramp in an electric chair.

I have my sources in Las Vegas. maxiepuke is a stepandfetchit on a team. But no one wants to be the rat so they tell me in strict confidence. They say maxie is a bottom feeder when not working for the team.

He sweats plays.
Blows cigarette smoke in ploppies faces.
Cut's AP's off from plays.
Checks garbage cans for coupons.
Picks up abandoned credits.
Looks for money on the floor.
Sleeps in his car in the parking lot.

And, addicted gambler that he is, blows the money playing nickel keno.

The difference between you and me is I don't have to fabricate anything or make up any false claims or facts to own you.

At least you finally showed some individual creativity with this post. Usually when you do that though I find that you are pulling from your past experiences.

I understand maxiepussy. You are all butthurt and lashing out. But thanks for the creativity compliment. The only thing is....I'm not near as creative as YOU when it comes to making shit up about people.

So go ahead and call all the names you want. And proclaim victory when you've actually lost. Everyone see's you for the rat slug you are.

Everyone looks at you with pity when you proclaim you won and you own people. A feeble attempt at trying to save face.

You are crying hard inside.