OK people, enough with the petty arguing, lying, spinning, etc. etc. etc. This is supposedly a gambling-related site, so in the spirit of LV, I have a plan for something I've been thinking about the past week or so. I just turned 73 last week and I don't want to be a forum rat any longer. It's really unbecoming for someone like me when you take a good look at it.

We've got a collection of big-shot/all-balls/high-rolling men-about-town AP's on this forum who absolutely hate and will lie and go to any lengths in order to cope with any time I post pictures of my winners, my NEWELL from the past....basically any of the positive things I've chosen to share from my years as a professional and recreational gambler. So because we have these well-heeled casino experts around this place--and because I want to make one more contribution to this group before ending my posting career for good--I have what may turn out to be a lucrative offer for one of you. And WHO DOESN'T LIKE MONEY!

Here's what I'm asking & will do: you guys get around town. I only occasionally do any more. I'm asking if anyone knows for sure where I can find and play a multi-play $25 UX machine. I haven't seen one but I hardly get around.

My goal is to finish my playing career and forum career by putting up a final $400,000 in an effort to win a quarter million, and quit forever. I'll pay the person who locates this or these machines 5% of my W2G winners which will hopefully be substantial. And this way there will be no ambiguity as to the amount.

Now I know this bunch: you're gonna come up with as many negative lies and twists as you can think of, all because of hate and jealousy. But one way or another, I will play this machine, and I prefer not to have to go around looking myself.

This won't happen for a few months, but it will happen. And only the ones I talk to and chat with privately will hear from me after I put an end to forum posting, and VP playing for good.