When Weakness Prevails, Show Them The Meaning of Strength

[mickeycrimm]

Well, to be completely honest, my friend's Porsche has a bit lighter brown than this and it matches the exterior. I think it's from the 70's.

Maxie's pussy is pink.

[mickeycrimm]

You have to admit that Rob has done some amazing things.
He got to crush the Double Up Bug.
He bought and sold a Newell.
He said he was going to crush 25 Dollar UX 13 days before he actually crushed 25 dollar Ultimate X for a Million Dollars.
The only problem I have is that the couple of NFL Picks that he gave us didn't do so well.
I lost money.

Have you ever played Ultimate X?
The secret name of that game is called 2 for 1.
Tough to beat a game where you constantly pay double every time you hit that button.
It certainly happens but usually you go home broke with the money you came in with.
Nature of the Beast.
Vulture Ultimate X is certainly more safe.
Of course you know that as Scavenger is your bread and butter.

Two weeks ago you were in here telling us all how the Casino doesn't like to take the risk of paying out Ultimate X.
But now all of a sudden Rob gets the Casino to give him a 25 dollar Ultimate X play putting the Casino at Risk and they lose over a Million Dollars to him.
Talk about coincidence and perhaps a bit of contradiction.
And the Nine and a Half Inch Hung Mother Fucker predicted that it would happen and did it on his FIRST attempt after the prediction, in less than two weeks!!!
But Fuck all that.
I can believe all that.
What I have a problem with is tipping the EXTORTION CREW 20,000 dollars.
How much would you tip on a 1.5 Million Dollar Jackpot MC?
Me... I stiff everyone, take it all in cash and leave the jackpot on the machine as I do circle backs till I get into my car and make sure nobody is following me.
And I secretly pray that they do follow me and we get into a high speed chase ending in a shoot out where I get to go out in a blaze of glory with hundo's flying all over the place and on top of my body.
And someone records it all on their phone who uploads it onto YouTube and they make a movie about the whole thing.
Of course they change the whole story using their artistic license.
And they make me a non-binary or transgender person.

Rob did not say he would crush UX. He said he would play until he lost 400K or won 250K. But I get why you guys twist things up to suit your argument.

Yes, casinos avoid UX in high denom because they don't want the exposure. And even on the lower denom they put in bad payscales, 96% to 97% range.

Rob could have certainly negotiated them into the proposition. Casinos don't give blackjack players 20% rebates either. But Don Johnson, a very high roller, damn sure talked them into giving it to him. Money talks, bullshit walks. Those that can show some serious dough can get casinos to do a lot of things they won't do for the general public. So I see no conflict with what I said about high denom UX and what Rob negotiated himself into.

To be precise, though, Don Johnson did almost all of his rebate damage in Atlantic City, not Las Vegas.

I happen to actually know the details of some special negotiations for bigger sports players in Las Vegas. They are helpful and significant, but not overwhelming. On rare occasions, the general public has access to similar deals. So what I'm saying, mickey, is you shouldn't use the "money talks; bullshit walks" as some black box reasoning for why this or that happened unless you have direct knowledge of specifics for when it did make a difference in real life examples.

I have those specific examples, is what I'm saying, and I'm not sure you do. You "see no conflict," but how much experience or knowledge do you actually have regarding the subject of what a casino will do for someone putting 400K into immediate action? I know actual details and can provide specifics.

Money talks and bullshit walks. Anyone with the gumption can negotiate with casino personnel. Gamblers do it all the time. Read Whale Hunt in the Desert, dipstick. A lot of casinos will bend over backwards (like maxie taking a dick) to accomodate high rolling gamblers.

[monet]

To be precise, though, Don Johnson did almost all of his rebate damage in Atlantic City, not Las Vegas.

I happen to actually know the details of some special negotiations for bigger sports players in Las Vegas. They are helpful and significant, but not overwhelming. On rare occasions, the general public has access to similar deals. So what I'm saying, mickey, is you shouldn't use the "money talks; bullshit walks" as some black box reasoning for why this or that happened unless you have direct knowledge of specifics for when it did make a difference in real life examples.

I have those specific examples, is what I'm saying, and I'm not sure you do. You "see no conflict," but how much experience or knowledge do you actually have regarding the subject of what a casino will do for someone putting 400K into immediate action? I know actual details and can provide specifics.

I and others have and still do get rebates on 100k deposited action in Vegas.
Let's leave it at that.

[monet]

Sure. I'll tip ten million on a 100 million Powerball jackpot. LOL

See... now we know you are just funnin and not being serious.
Nobody is leaving a 10 Million Dollar Tip to the Ticket Writer and Powerball Employees.
And paying 25 Million in Taxes.
I don't believe that you or anyone would tip 10 Million on this win therefore I don't believe you would tip 150k on a 1.5 Million Dollar Jackpot.
I doubt you would leave a 10k tip on a 100k win at the dice table when you colored up.
You are not Kerry Packer and I doubt he would tip 10 Million on 100 Million.
You're an Ex-StreetWise Sports Guy... you know better.
Probably not even Ex.
Please don't have me rubbed out.
I publicly apologize to you.
I can't swim.

[mickeycrimm]

"Whale Hunt in the Desert divulges the unbridled lengths to which casinos go to bag the world’s biggest gamblers—the whales. This definitive exposé reveals the shrouded world of ultra-high rollers and the Faustian pacts they forge with their hosts, the casino representatives whose job it is to part them from their fortunes. Private jets, penthouses, personal chefs, show-up money, rebates on losses, and the most beautiful women on Earth—nothing is too excessive. Whale Hunt in the Desert is the only book ever to examine the lifestyles and motivations of this rarest of breeds, as well as the highly guarded inner workings of the most money-oriented culture known to man."

[Alan Mendelson]

Sure. I'll tip ten million on a 100 million Powerball jackpot. LOL

See... now we know you are just funnin and not being serious.
Nobody is leaving a 10 Million Dollar Tip to the Ticket Writer and Powerball Employees.
And paying 25 Million in Taxes.
I don't believe that you or anyone would tip 10 Million on this win therefore I don't believe you would tip 150k on a 1.5 Million Dollar Jackpot.
I doubt you would leave a 10k tip on a 100k win at the dice table when you colored up.
You are not Kerry Packer and I doubt he would tip 10 Million on 100 Million.
Your an Ex-StreetWise Sports Guy... you know better.
Probably not even Ex.
Please don't have me rubbed out.
I publicly apologize to you.

I would tip 1%.

When I hit a $20,000 royal I tip $100. That's one-half of one percent.

When I hit the three $100k royals I tipped 300 or 200.

On a $4000 royal the tip is $40.

On a $1250 handpay its $10. Except at Bellagio where the last ten is given as two 5s and there I tip $5.

[monet]

Makes me feel less like an automaton.

Most 80's thing EVER... oh automation... whatever.

[monet]

You should throw the ginger into the bet for good measure.

Oh, this is great!
Someone noticed and said something about the Ginger.
I'm so glad it was you.
I was going to comment on it but left it alone.
Glad to give you an alley oop for a change!!
He must be eating that shit raw since his new dietary decision!
When I juice, I throw that shit into the mix.
I have done straight ginger juice shots!
ZING!!@#@#$$@@!

I wonder how he is getting all his pure plants though?
And it doesn't really matter as they are grown next to the infected ones.
Therefore, all plants and all soil for that matter is contaminated with pesticides and whatever else you can think of that is in the air, rain and or water being supplied.
It's all temporary anyway... going to have to face the Reaper soon enough... famous people been droppin' like flies lately.
I'll see most of you all in HELL!!
Can't wait to tell jbjb that I told you so as we eternally burn together in the invisible fire.
Perhaps it isn't so invisible... that would suck!?

[redietz]

Rob did not say he would crush UX. He said he would play until he lost 400K or won 250K. But I get why you guys twist things up to suit your argument.

Yes, casinos avoid UX in high denom because they don't want the exposure. And even on the lower denom they put in bad payscales, 96% to 97% range.

Rob could have certainly negotiated them into the proposition. Casinos don't give blackjack players 20% rebates either. But Don Johnson, a very high roller, damn sure talked them into giving it to him. Money talks, bullshit walks. Those that can show some serious dough can get casinos to do a lot of things they won't do for the general public. So I see no conflict with what I said about high denom UX and what Rob negotiated himself into.

To be precise, though, Don Johnson did almost all of his rebate damage in Atlantic City, not Las Vegas.

I happen to actually know the details of some special negotiations for bigger sports players in Las Vegas. They are helpful and significant, but not overwhelming. On rare occasions, the general public has access to similar deals. So what I'm saying, mickey, is you shouldn't use the "money talks; bullshit walks" as some black box reasoning for why this or that happened unless you have direct knowledge of specifics for when it did make a difference in real life examples.

I have those specific examples, is what I'm saying, and I'm not sure you do. You "see no conflict," but how much experience or knowledge do you actually have regarding the subject of what a casino will do for someone putting 400K into immediate action? I know actual details and can provide specifics.

Money talks and bullshit walks. Anyone with the gumption can negotiate with casino personnel. Gamblers do it all the time. Read Whale Hunt in the Desert, dipstick. A lot of casinos will bend over backwards (like maxie taking a dick) to accomodate high rolling gamblers.

Yeah, if you say so. I read Whale Hunt multiple times immediately after it was published. Of course I did. In fact, I think I bought multiple copies and gave some away to clients.

This is one of those rare times you are out of your depth, mickey. You spout whatever you have to say -- generalities like "anyone with gumption" and "gamblers do it all the time." It's clear you have zero experience with what dangling 400K will or won't get you in Las Vegas. And that's okay. But trying to bullshit people with generalities is a bad look for you. I can't say I ever dangled 400K myself at a go, but I have worked with and for several people who have, and I have direct knowledge of multiple people who put that into play every week. In Las Vegas. Not Atlantic City. Not Montana. Las Vegas.

[monet]

Yeah, if you say so. I read Whale Hunt multiple times immediately after it was published. Of course I did.

This is one of those rare times you are out of your depth, mickey. You spout whatever you have to say -- generalities like "anyone with gumption" and "gamblers do it all the time." It's clear you have zero experience with what dangling 400K will or won't get you in Las Vegas. And that's okay. But trying to bullshit people with generalities is a bad look for you.

I didn't mention it but he did this long ago when he was bashing AxelWolf and I chimed in.
His next posts were apologizing to Axel and claiming that he didn't know what he was talking about.
That he was only talking shit and trolling.
Actually, a few things that MC accused AxelWolf on was dead spot on!
I get it... whatever... obviously mickey is Fucking with us on this one and other things which I understand but refuse to engage him in because I know he is just funnin'.
He is really dug in on his position with Singer and this board lol.
Sort of like what Alan is doing with all his funnin'.
Same goes for V.
Most of them are out of their depth in certain situations so it's how they can be part of the conversation.
Don't get me wrong... I'm out of my depth on many things and I'm sure they and others can school me plenty on Casino and Life matters.
I still haven't figured out how to pull down 600 a day on Vision Machines in Vegas.
Not Easy and I asked around.
Secret Fucking Squirrel Shit!!
My wheels are shot anyways and I'm not walking those miles every day.
And I'm not putting together a crew of 30 people to text me when they find something.
I did see a girl the other night walking around super fast and talking to her partner from her earpiece.
Bitch was scrolling through all the vision machines and walking around with a 1400 dollar ticket ripping down all the multipliers.
I can't walk that fast... she was blazing and scrolling through the menus SUPER DUPER FAST!
God Bless America!

[Alan Mendelson]

I think you guys have taken your anti tipping beliefs too far.

Frankly I think Rob has tipped before.

I understand that a low level player who hunts abandoned multipliers at 5-cent will never tip.

[monet]

I think you guys have taken your anti tipping beliefs too far.

Frankly I think Rob has tipped before.

I understand that a low level player who hunts abandoned multipliers at 5-cent will never tip.

I don't think you have crunched the numbers and I don't think you play long enough hours to make it matter one way or the other for your tipping.
I crunched the numbers for me and over the year it is an ungodly amount of tipping.
Well into the Five Figures... Every Year!
If I was crazy about tipping like you, it would well be into the 6 figure territory.
Talk about Leakage!
Heck, on my one parlay alone, with your thinking, I would of have had to at least tipped them 1,320 dollars!
That is more than I bet on the ticket!
For nothing... all they did was type in the numbers I gave them and paid me my cash when I collected!
And they fought me about the amount of drink tickets they would give me.
Fucking Drink Tickets???
You can literally play nickel machines all day long and drink yourself into a stupor.
And if you never want to tip the waitress all you have to do is get your drink and move to the next Casino.
Order. Drink. Rinse. Repeat. Easy.

[Alan Mendelson]

I think you guys have taken your anti tipping beliefs too far.

Frankly I think Rob has tipped before.

I understand that a low level player who hunts abandoned multipliers at 5-cent will never tip.

I don't think you have crunched the numbers and I don't think you play long enough hours to make it matter one way or the other for your tipping.
I crunched the numbers for me and over the year it is an ungodly amount of tipping.
Well into the Five Figures... Every Year!
If I was crazy about tipping like you, it would well be into the 6 figure territory.
Talk about Leakage!

You win a lot! I guess I'm not that lucky. But I also dont live off of casino winnings.

I don't criticize you for not tipping. Please don't criticize me because I do tip.

[MisterV]

To be fair to Max, I have seen this color combo in a retro Porsche a friend owns. It can be quite stylish if the exterior matches one of the two colors.

Stop Lying.
You know that shit looks horrible.
I'm positive you only have one friend who has this color scheme that actually looks good or stylish.
It's so uncommon it is very difficult to find pictures online.

So, you don't don't like brown and black and gray, do you?

How about light brown / tan , black and gray?

Here's the interior of the ride I sold two years ago (too difficult for me to repair by myself; parts hideously expensive; didn't pass cost / benefit analysis: but still it was a bitchin' fine ride.

[monet]

You win a lot! I guess I'm not that lucky. But I also dont live off of casino winnings.

I don't criticize you for not tipping. Please don't criticize me because I do tip.

Did I criticize you??
If I did I apologize.
I lock the machines up a lot.
It's unfair because if you play quarters you hardly lock up machines.
However if you play 5 dollar machines you lock them up all the time.
I play 5 dollar 9 way Spin and it locks up plenty... imagine if I had to tip 10% every single time it locked up lol... come on man!?
The 1200 dollar threshold should at the very least be dependent on the amount you wager.
Think about all the lock ups Rob had if he played that 25 dollar UX game.
That Fucking Game is going to lock up a ton.
He would of been broke from all the tipping before he hit his jackpot.
You want to tip... tip... but your theories on tipping Casino Employees for jackpots are not universal.
They can not pertain or sustain to higher limit players.
Does MDawg tip like that... serious question?

[unowme]

Why don't you fly up to Portland and let me see the original W2-G?

This other histrionic bullshit proves nothing.

Seriously, viewing the W2-G is the easiest way to prove you actually won.

I know, I know, you enjoy keeping "the little people" confused and chasing their tails so I don't anticipate that you'll allow the W2-G to be examined, leaving us with only an ongoing blizzard of bullshit.

But that's cool, sometimes bullshit is more fun than reality.

"Money for nothin' and chicks for free."

There are other....maybe better ways than a W2G. A copy of Rob's bank statement with the account number hidden but showing a cool million dollar deposit in May would convince me.

Better yet would be a screen sharing session where Rob logs into his bank, shows the transaction and drills into a copy of the check....The Big Reveal! I could set that up in 2 minutes. Maybe we could sell tickets to it.

[monet]

So, you don't don't like brown and black and gray, do you?

How about light brown / tan ,black and gray?

Here's the interior of the ride I sold two years ago (too difficult for me to repair by myself; parts hideously expensive; didn't pass cost / benefit analysis: but still it was a bitchin' fine ride.

Yes, this scheme is better but still pretty hideous.
I never understood the reason to own vehicles like this just for the sheer fact of the cost of maintenance.
I guess if you have Jay Leno money and want to build 3 museums it makes sense.
Some of his purchases have skyrocketed in value.
I think he bought a car 20 years ago for 800k and it is now worth 30 Million.
I was obviously making a joke to MaxPen.
I don't like brown seats with black interior but to each their own.
I also disapprove on how he rubberbands his money.
It's his money... Rubberband it how he wants to.

[Treeshade]

I am showing up Tuesday. Don't not be there. Who is taking the picture of "your son" taking a picture?....lol

You're done. It's finished. Not even the man servant hobo impaled on your cock can get you out of this one......RIP

You have never explained what you mean by someone taking a picture of my son, who's taking the picture.

You're trying to weasel out and don't want to get caught doing so. YOU proposed a bet and I upped it. I gave you your choice on bet parameters (that means the definition of the bet's conditions, for low IQ casino slugs). Still haven't heard.

If you don't have the money--which I strongly believe you do not--then just say so. And if your team isn't interested in helping you out of this pickle, then you've got a problem.

Look at the image of "your supposed son". He's holding his phone to take a pic of the jackpot straight on. Who is behind him on his right side taking a pic of the jackpot that caught his reflection in the screen? You're basically full of shit.

If you want a $50k bet that the jackpot isn't yours. Let's get this money in escrow. Escrow is required because your stage money is no good.

There comes a time in every man's life to put up or shut up. This is your moment.



Don't forget I have a $10k bounty for anyone who identifies this slot team I am supposedly on.

I used to play in a underground poker club in Detroit and many of the street pharmacists banned their small bills like Maxs top left bundle. Those were the days

I’m in for the bet let’s make it 150k makes it worth my time to fly out.

[Alan Mendelson]

I dont know anyone who tips 10%. I always thought one-half percent or 1% was standard.

[monet]

Guess I misunderstood.
I'm an idiot.
Sorry.

I understand this is an anti tipping forum but for once Rob did the right thing.

You might argue that 1% or $15,000 was sufficient.

Get me a $1.5-million pay, and I'll gladly tip 10%.

I dont know anyone who tips 10%. I always thought one-half percent or 1% was standard.

Sure. I'll tip ten million on a 100 million Powerball jackpot. LOL