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Thread: The Interview With Alan M. On June 16

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    First, I apologize to kew for taking all his needed attention away from him in the past few days. At my command he should have it back shortly, where his feeling of relevancy should once again get a self-boost so he can continue on with his concocted internet forum life--THE most important thing to him in this world.

    I've had a string of good luck recently. A dealt $160k royal seemed like the end-all, didn't it? Of course, it immediately brought out the haters, the first of which was this Boy Wonder jbjb, who because it was such a terrible gut-shot to him, immediately came on to say he's "seen that exact jackpot on the internet". But alas, just when he got everyone on the edge of their seats waiting for his evidence, he never came through. That's what happens when you lie, jbjb. After that, we had the usual grumblings about how "it just can't be true" and such, but these boys just ran out of options and after a few sleepless nights, the ache faded.

    Then the $1.5mil happened, and all hell broke loose. Kew tried using (multiple times, as he always does when direct hits occur) "Singer set us up!...he said he was gonna get a big hit on $25 five-play UX because he FOUND IT SOMEWHERE ELSE BEFORE!" He also neglected to say I was ready to possibly lose $400k in the process. But guess what--why pressed, he could not find where it came from. That's because it came from ME.

    So max, quietly suffering in the background over this, tries to come to his rescue with some very confusing story about how some Hi-limit slot lady at Caesars told him? about taking a pic of a $1.5mil hit that included four 3's. So they ran with that.

    The problem with this story is, it SOUNDS easy enuf to verify, but it's been diluted so much with change (and likely, purposely so) that even Columbo couldn't follow it. I've even offered to pay the gal for the time-stamped picture. But it seems we're now at the point where anyone who cares enuf to can go over to Caesars and show them my picture, while asking if this rare winner was hit there. Naturally, it wasn't, because A. That UX machine doesn't and has never existed in the general population in Nevada; and B. I'm the one who hit it, elsewhere.

    There's been other conspiracy theories like kew and his desperately sought after "secret VP jackpot pictures website" and the VERY SILLY "That's not your son taking the picture because of oblique angles, reflection curving etc." but we're getting into the minutiae with this stuff. Suffice it to say that there is and will never be any real evidence out there that contradicts the fact that I hit this and ONLY I hit this. To the chagrin of many.

    Now, the interview. I'm not sure who sees it or what's done with it but it doesn't matter. I'll do it because I was asked to and since we're going up to Reno and Lake Tahoe prior to driving back to our home in S. Dakota, I booked a stop in LV for this on 6/16. For what it's worth I'll bring the original $1,602,000 tax form from the win, but none of my Singer-hating pals will accept it as real because it's not in their DNA. Nonetheless, I'm real, and I'll be there!

    Finally, notwithstanding the possibility that I'm presenting yet another opportunity with this post for redietz to chime in with some outwordly melody again....kew: you're dismissed. You always miss the mark, and I feel like I'm dealing with a 3rd grader when you get so discombobulated over my big wins. And max----I keep hearing that you "can support everything you say" and that "everything Singer says is a lie". Oh really? Can you show evidence that my MONEY is fake? Can you show evidence that my GOLD is fake? (And you haven't seen it all). Can you provide evidence that EITHER ONE OF MY RECENT BIG WINS aren't real? On and on.

    In closing--try not to make this thread go over one page this time. Or better yet, completely ignore responding. I know everyone will read it at least twice anyway.

    THE PERFECT STORM
    Last edited by Rob.Singer; 05-30-2022 at 07:38 AM.

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    Fuck off dickhead! You're a complete fruitcake and not with thre time. Blocked.

  3. #3
    Originally Posted by jbjb View Post
    Fuck off dickhead! You're a complete fruitcake and not with thre time. Blocked.

    I think it's poor, really poor, that Witteles allows this stuff. Witteles is supposed to be a serious, professional gambler.

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    That was a lot of words for Rob to once again reiterate that he is completely obsessed with me.

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    Originally Posted by kewlJ View Post
    That was a lot of words for Rob to once again reiterate that he is completely obsessed with me.
    And now he's been placed in the sin bin with the likes of Coach Pedo, Garnaby, etc.

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    Originally Posted by Rob.Singer View Post
    And max----I keep hearing that you "can support everything you say" and that "everything Singer says is a lie". Oh really? Can you show evidence that my MONEY is fake? Can you show evidence that my GOLD is fake? (And you haven't seen it all). Can you provide evidence that EITHER ONE OF MY RECENT BIG WINS aren't real? On and on.

    In closing--try not to make this thread go over one page this time. Or better yet, completely ignore responding. I know everyone will read it at least twice anyway.

    THE PERFECT STORM
    You support nothing you say. Unless it is with props. Everything is fake. Right down to your imaginary son. Your poor daughter is beside herself. She has to go get the trailer out of the repo yard tomorrow because you missed the payment due to buying stage money off Amazon and what you lost playing 10 cent UX last time you were in town. She says it's a real mess not being able to send you out to the driveway. She also told me about some hobo stopping by for the weekend. Says all she heard was squealing noises coming from the room you two were hanging out in.

  7. #7
    Originally Posted by MaxPen View Post
    Originally Posted by Rob.Singer View Post
    And max----I keep hearing that you "can support everything you say" and that "everything Singer says is a lie". Oh really? Can you show evidence that my MONEY is fake? Can you show evidence that my GOLD is fake? (And you haven't seen it all). Can you provide evidence that EITHER ONE OF MY RECENT BIG WINS aren't real? On and on.

    In closing--try not to make this thread go over one page this time. Or better yet, completely ignore responding. I know everyone will read it at least twice anyway.

    THE PERFECT STORM
    You support nothing you say. Unless it is with props. Everything is fake. Right down to your imaginary son. Your poor daughter is beside herself. She has to go get the trailer out of the repo yard tomorrow because you missed the payment due to buying stage money off Amazon and what you lost playing 10 cent UX last time you were in town. She says it's a real mess not being able to send you out to the driveway. She also told me about some hobo stopping by for the weekend. Says all she heard was squealing noises coming from the room you two were hanging out in.
    If I put up a picture of a midget's toilet seat like you did, I'd be feeling inferior too.

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    Wait!.....now my SON'S fake? Hahahahaha!

    I dare you to tell him that to his face!

    In fact....I dare you to tell his MOTHER that one.

    But you never will. Cowards never do.

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    In fact, after my son heard about this, he begged me to still go. So we will be at SP between 12-2 tomorrow. Just $100k in REAL cash tho. And max: have a good meal before you show up. I can't say for certain, but unless you acknowledge him AS A REAL PERSON, it's likely the last one you'll ever chew.

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    Originally Posted by Rob.Singer View Post
    In fact, after my son heard about this, he begged me to still go. So we will be at SP between 12-2 tomorrow. Just $100k in REAL cash tho. And max: have a good meal before you show up. I can't say for certain, but unless you acknowledge him AS A REAL PERSON, it's likely the last one you'll ever chew.
    If it's back on I will be there. But you need to provide an exact time. I'm not wasting 2 hours sitting around waiting on some fake ass fool. Bring your FBI agent too....lol

    You can also have the fake presidential reporter there to document the ass whooopin' your whole posse will get when you fools step out of line by trying to make a move.

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    Nothing proves you won a $1.5M jackpot like... $100k.

  12. #12
    Originally Posted by smurgerburger View Post
    Nothing proves you won a $1.5M jackpot like... $100k.
    That's the extent of Grandpa Fugazi's starter pack of stage money from Amazon. He's gotta work with what he's got. If the Queen's reporter shows he'll vouch that it was real money. At least the w2-g reveal doesn't have to wait until the 16th now.

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    Originally Posted by smurgerburger View Post
    Nothing proves you won a $1.5M jackpot like... $100k.

    Yeah, you beat me to it. I lugged six digits around Las Vegas for more than a year, and I still couldn't convince anyone I won 1.6 million! Why are people so damned skeptical? It's like they can think or add or something. When did they start teaching people to add in this country? I must have missed it.

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    Originally Posted by smurgerburger View Post
    Nothing proves you won a $1.5M jackpot like... $100k.

    I think I figured this out. The math's not exact unless you count both jackpots, but then it is. The jackpot was in pesos. Rob didn't say where he won it, remember?

    $100,000 equals 1.9 million pesos. Rob pillaged the Mexicans, then hightailed it for Las Vegas. Makes sense.

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    Originally Posted by Rob.Singer View Post
    In fact, after my son heard about this, he begged me to still go. So we will be at SP between 12-2 tomorrow. Just $100k in REAL cash tho. And max: have a good meal before you show up. I can't say for certain, but unless you acknowledge him AS A REAL PERSON, it's likely the last one you'll ever chew.
    Oh cool. So High Noon is back on again! Awesome. Kick back. Have a couple of brews. Talk about the Perfect Storm. I'm sure the truth will come out. Maybe Rob's son can show Max 'The Picture' right on his smartphone....and you can examine the picture details like date created. Maybe Alan can meet up too to document the meet up for posterity. Future generations of VCT members may look back on 5/31/22 as the 'The Day of Enlightenment!"

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    I know nothing about any of this tech stuff, but if it's on Rob's phone, wouldn't a meta-data analysis reveal both the date and user origin of the photo?

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    Um...so what happened to the $700k in escrow with Bob Nersesian claim....which was proven a lie this morning?

    I am just trying to keep score. Is that the way this works....one claim proven a lie so we just move on to the next set of lies and phony claims?

    I don't know why I am even asking. That is the way it has worked with this guy for 10 years now.

  18. #18
    Originally Posted by kewlJ View Post
    Um...so what happened to the $700k in escrow with Bob Nersesian claim....which was proven a lie this morning?

    I am just trying to keep score. Is that the way this works....one claim proven a lie so we just move on to the next set of lies and phony claims?

    I don't know why I am even asking. That is the way it has worked with this guy for 10 years now.
    You're confused Grandpa Fugazi said it was with "Bob". You know Bob Naisesren. He's sending his man servant over to pick it up as we speak. So he can dance around and claim nobody else met escrow but him.

  19. #19
    Originally Posted by redietz View Post
    I know nothing about any of this tech stuff, but if it's on Rob's phone, wouldn't a meta-data analysis reveal both the date and user origin of the photo?
    That's kind of what I just suggested.

    On an Android Phone you can look in the Gallery and click on the three dots in the bottom right and show Details. It will show you the date and if you have location tracking turned on it will show you the location too. You can also see the pictures taken just before and after.

    On an IPhone you just press and hold on the picture and choose info from the menu list that pops up.

  20. #20
    Originally Posted by unowme View Post
    Originally Posted by redietz View Post
    I know nothing about any of this tech stuff, but if it's on Rob's phone, wouldn't a meta-data analysis reveal both the date and user origin of the photo?
    That's kind of what I just suggested.

    On an Android Phone you can look in the Gallery and click on the three dots in the bottom right and show Details. It will show you the date and if you have location tracking turned on it will show you the location too. You can also see the pictures taken just before and after.

    On an IPhone you just press and hold on the picture and choose info from the menu list that pops up.

    Thanks!

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