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  1. #1
    This forum has been dead for a few weeks.
    accountinquestion trying to drum up business with his latest thread.
    Let's really get this party started with some Reviews of Evil Doing.
    I like this forum because it's filled with upstanding citizens who do nothing but good and pay their taxes.
    All while going around stealing money from any and all spots possible.
    (Edit: You may want to say All The While here but I went with the improper All While instead.)

    Massage VERSUS Strip Club
    Not even close.
    Not even the same ball park.
    Massage Parlors are clearly the advantage play bar none.

    Massage Parlors in Vegas have changed throughout the years.
    I know, because I've been in most of them from time to time with over 25 years of experience.
    I've seen them transition many times over.
    For the most part 20 some odd years ago they were mostly rub and tug operations.
    Henderson had more of the Whore Houses if that is what you were looking for.
    And after that the landscaped changed as Spring Mountain took over that area of expertise for some reason.
    Probably due to crack downs and the business came and went.

    Let's start off with the best Legitimate Massage place in town between Henderson and Las Vegas.
    At least I think it has to be Legitimate because I never seen any girl give anything but a serious massage in the place.
    Small Sample Size but clearly the best massage if you only want a massage.
    The Deep Tissue Massage is unlike any other in my experience.
    Every time I have hip or leg issues I go to this place and I have no pain afterwards.
    Although this massage can be a very painful process, I just suck it up because I know it will help afterwards.

    1. Thai Massage Thai Spa 2
    9550 S Eastern Ave #140
    Las Vegas, NV 89123
    (702) 724-9884

    You need to call first and make an appointment.
    You might be able to just show up and walk in but I doubt it.
    Cost will be about 70/80 dollars for the hour and tip whatever you want.
    Best Deep Tissue work I ever had done in about 30 years of massages.

    Oh and if you really want to get hustled they have a Psychic right next door.
    They have some of the prices listed on their window which gave me a pretty good laugh.
    Last edited by monet; 07-11-2022 at 05:34 AM.

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    Now that recreational cannabis is legal in Nevada, I wonder how many tourists try to bring some home to Podunk USA and run afoul of TSA / get caught?
    What, Me Worry?

  3. #3
    Originally Posted by MisterV View Post
    Now that recreational cannabis is legal in Nevada, I wonder how many tourists try to bring some home to Podunk USA and run afoul of TSA / get caught?
    TSA isn't charged with finding drugs and if they are they don't give a shit about pot. They're supposed to notify the authorities but even if called how many law enforcement agencies are going to try and track you down and make an arrest over weed? I seriously doubt TSA ever calls anyone over personal amounts of weed. Just far too much effort These are low paid employees who aren't all WODed up.

    It is an iteresting quesiton but probably very very few are ever caught

    The OP post about mssages is interesting. I asked my friend who has lived in LV for 10+ years and he said it was hard to find a legit massage outside of massage envy/chain places. So I never got around to it... good thread. Last night I looked and it about $1 a minute all over my local city. $3 a minute if you pick the first link off google ads.
    It is official. Redietz will never be on Dan Druff's podcast. "too much integrity"

  4. #4
    Originally Posted by accountinquestion View Post
    Originally Posted by MisterV View Post
    Now that recreational cannabis is legal in Nevada, I wonder how many tourists try to bring some home to Podunk USA and run afoul of TSA / get caught?
    TSA isn't charged with finding drugs and if they are they don't give a shit about pot. They're supposed to notify the authorities but even if called how many law enforcement agencies are going to try and track you down and make an arrest over weed? I seriously doubt TSA ever calls anyone over personal amounts of weed. Just far too much effort These are low paid employees who aren't all WODed up.

    It is an iteresting quesiton but probably very very few are ever caught

    The OP post about mssages is interesting. I asked my friend who has lived in LV for 10+ years and he said it was hard to find a legit massage outside of massage envy/chain places. So I never got around to it... good thread. Last night I looked and it about $1 a minute all over my local city. $3 a minute if you pick the first link off google ads.
    I don't think you guys are aware of how crazy it is right now.
    I started this thread because I'm paranoid that the Chinese Girls are up to something lol.
    Like spreading disease or whatever.
    I honestly do not know.
    At least two massage parlors right now are something I never seen.
    Depending on your haggling skills you are looking at spending about 240 to 300 dollars total.
    For that you get some crazy girls that will give you just about anything you want.
    I never seen such crazy.
    If you are into GFE its pretty insane.
    My last session scared me silly.
    Granted I was high as a kite which only made it better and worse.
    I do not recommend driving 20 miles to your house in this state but I also highly recommend it lol.
    I honestly do not know how I controlled the car so well in that state.
    Shouldn't be possible as I was having what felt like 5 other conversations at the same time.
    Back to the Hookers.
    They are not supposed to have that much enthusiasm and emotion in this sort of thing.
    I can't comprehend how they can maintain that level of work ethic for let's say 5 to 10 tricks a day!?
    It doesn't seem humanly or physically possible.
    Especially at the two or three hundred dollar rate.
    Whatever.
    I'll keep updating this thread as I see fit and expect to review about 10 to 20 so called businesses.

  5. #5
    We have a Lily A enthusiast I see.

  6. #6
    Originally Posted by smurgerburger View Post
    We have a Lily A enthusiast I see.
    What we have is a degenerate addict.
    Possible Hedonist which makes me sick to my stomach.
    But you can't put an ice cream addict in a world full of ice cream and tell him not to eat or touch it.
    Welcome to America.
    Plenty of company all around me.
    Especially in Vegas.
    Fucking Marlins better win today as I made the bet and I couldn't be bothered with price so I took a cut at +126.
    I'm guessing downtown has it at +132 or +135.
    Next order of business is to get really high on my homemade edibles and go watch Top Gun 2.
    See You In H E Double Hockey Sticks!
    Last edited by monet; 07-11-2022 at 11:26 AM.

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    Monet, I love you, but your lazy wagering is awful. It sets a terrible example for the youth of our nation. I don't care what massages our youth get, but your passing on a +136 and taking a +126 through sheer laziness is an error of satanic proportions.

    I have never partaken of this or that, so I have no actual evaluative massage experiences to share. The last time I was with a working girl was many moons ago. I was staying at what was then a Warren Motel directly across the strip from Mandalay Bay. At least half the residents of that Warren were working girls. Anyway, there was a murder next to the pool -- woman shot to death over owing drug money or something, and the cops shut the place down. The police were going room to room to investigate (while the body was still lying there, by the way). One of my neighbors had a warrant out for her, and her "boyfriend" was hunkered down at the Laughing Jackalope until the police cleared out, so she asked if she could stay in my room to evade any kind of interview. I said sure.

  8. #8
    Originally Posted by redietz View Post
    Monet, I love you, but your lazy wagering is awful. It sets a terrible example for the youth of our nation. I don't care what massages our youth get, but your passing on a +136 and taking a +126 through sheer laziness is an error of satanic proportions.
    I don't like the satanic proportion reference but I do agree that it's a horrible way to bet professionally on sports.
    And we all know I am not a professional sports bettor so I can do these sort of asinine things.
    I want to be in action but I don't want to spend an hour or an hour and a half driving and walking to get the best price.
    So I take a cut which costs me about 100 dollars in EV, I think it's EV... whatever.
    Have you ever bought something at a convince store and paid double or triple for the same item that is 3 blocks away at the grocery store??
    Same Difference.
    I got other more important things to do like get high, watch movies, get massages and play video games.
    I got enough money ratholed that I can do these sort of things even though they go against the principal.
    YOLO and YCTIWY... I'm not sure if YCTIWY is a thing but You Can't Take It With You.

  9. #9
    So Monet, are you into the GFE as well?

    Real GF's nag, so if you want a woman to nag you just hang out with your wife.

    Me, I never went to a pro for sex: I preferred to train the amateurs.
    What, Me Worry?

  10. #10
    Didn’t Dead Dan, the anti AP who was Shack’s buddy, have a wife that ran a massage parlor? Not sure if it was “legit” or not.

    Funny (right word?) how many of you guys have Asian girlfriends/wives.

  11. #11
    Confucius say: "Woman who slide down bannister bare ass have no hair, by cracky."

    "Man who go to bed with sexual problem wake up with solution in hand."
    What, Me Worry?

  12. #12
    Originally Posted by MisterV View Post
    So Monet, are you into the GFE as well?

    Real GF's nag, so if you want a woman to nag you just hang out with your wife.

    Me, I never went to a pro for sex: I preferred to train the amateurs.
    It's too late now but you may want to edit or delete this entire post/question/statement.
    Training Amateurs could easily be taken the wrong way in this topic/discussion.
    Downright Criminal and most likely illegal in all 50 states.
    Hookers vs. Girlfriends when married?
    Are you insane?
    Hookers for the win every single time.
    Hookers cost a few hundos.
    Girlfriends cost thousands of dollars and could easily jeopardize anything and everything you own.
    In the end they are both whores but girlfriends end up wanting the whole ball of wax.
    You fuck around with a girlfriend long enough and your gonna get the leave your wife crazy started.
    You get into that mess and your never gonna get out alive.

    Hookers or Massage Girls are no different than watching Porn.
    Girlfriends usually end up knowing too much of your personal information and god forbid that you give them one of your phone numbers.
    Girlfriends = Affair = Emotions = Wrecked.
    Hookers and Blow is no different than going to Six Flags.
    However, Massage Girls crush Hookers because they are cheaper and many of them give you a damn good massage before anything else.
    In the end, its all amusement.
    No different than going to a video arcade and playing video games and or pinball.

    You want to really play the Massage Game?
    Go to a legitimate place and see how far you can get the girl to take it.
    Or go to a semi legitimate place and go as long as you can without making any type of a move.
    Make it seem like you are the police lol.
    That's kind of fun.
    Last edited by monet; 07-12-2022 at 12:43 AM.

  13. #13
    This should be common knowledge but it needs to be said.
    If you get into advertisements, flyers, phone book ads or something like bedpage your gonna be in a world of hurt 99% of the time.
    Most of those girls are going to be to your room only and its gonna cost you 200 dollars to the door.
    That's what we call them.
    200 to the door girls and you have to emphasize to the door when you say it.
    And most of those Evil Bitches are going to try to charge you 500 dollars for a Blow Job lol.
    This is why Massage Parlors are way the best of it.
    Yes they probably are not the cleanest option but you're not going to run into upselling or any other issues.
    It's by far the best value and most upfront transaction.
    And you should know that you should only deal in cash transactions.
    If some girl wants paypal or gift cards or any other payment other than cash you should end all contact with that person immediately.

    Anyways back to the reviews or break downs of individual parlors.
    And this shit is like Casino Mail or Promotions.
    Subject to change at any moment and will be a different experience per the individual.

    This next place has been a go to favorite for over 20 years.
    20 years ago it was your basic rub and tug but a bit more upscale.
    They had lockers where you could put your clothes and change into one of their robes.
    They had all sorts of perfumes, mouthwashes and toiletries.
    They would let you sit in the Sauna and Steam Room as long as you liked before or after your session.
    That didn't last long.
    Maybe a year or two and eventually they phased all those pleasantries out.
    5 or so years later and maybe the ownership changed hands because it turned into one of the first 200/300 dollar whore houses on Spring Mountain.
    It was pretty nuts in there for a few years until they got busted.
    Probably didn't pay off the right cops or something like that.
    Anyways, they changed ownership again and these days its 90% legitimate massage.
    And depending on the girl it will vary from bad, ok, decent, good and great massage.
    One of the girls is into using her nails to stimulate or heighten your senses.
    I've only seen one girl actually initiate the old fashioned hand job scenario.
    All the girls wear masks which is horrible IMO.
    The current fun of the place is to see if you can corrupt one of the girls as most of them wear pants and long sleeves.
    Difficult Place but could be a place for a good deep tissue massage.
    Ask them if they can walk on your back and hope you get someone with experience.
    Nothing worse than some girl who walks on your spine lol.
    Although that can be fun to see how long you can take it without complaining.
    I had an episode on day shift over here awhile back where the girl was horrible.
    I walked out after 15 minutes after paying for an hour.
    It was that bad.
    I'm pretty sure they will let you use the sauna or steam if you ask but they may claim it is broken which it is not.
    The best thing going for this place is that it is 24 hours which is rare in the Massage Parlor Game these days in Vegas.
    If you go in the daytime you can get some crawfish next door.
    Although I have never been in that crawfish joint so I can't say if its good food or not.
    Churches Chicken is next to that so that's a safer bet if you like that sort of thing.
    Years ago we were out all night gambling and what not and had to play golf early in the morning.
    We stopped for Churches Chicken and got Red Pop... something like Big Red or Cherokee Red.
    Anyways about halfway to the golf course the Red Pop gave me the worst heartburn ever and I was driving a stick shift.
    My best pal was laughing his ass off at me as I was having what felt like a heart attack but I knew from experience it was heartburn.
    Fun Times.

    2. Oasis Health Spa
    4810 Spring Mountain Rd #A
    Las Vegas, NV 89102
    (702) 966-0164

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    Alright here is one of your all out Whore Houses masquerading as a Massage Parlor.
    The good is that they are 24 hours.
    Decent to Very Good Deep Tissue Massage.
    Pretty good at walk on the back style as well.
    If you get a girl that starts that rubbing your spine with her forearms, you're fucked.
    That shit is the tale tale sign that the massage is going to be bad to maybe ok.
    The girls vary on what they offer from Fellatio to Full Service.
    They are going to try to charge you 300 but you should be able to get them down to 100 to 200 depending on services.
    Bring your own condom to this place.
    This place is basically a last resort if you are dead set on getting a 3 in the morning massage.
    Most people on these boards will act as if they are above that sort of hunger but you and I know different.
    The name may not be the same as listed here.
    It may just say Massage.
    Google has it currently listed at closing at 10pm but that's a lie, they are 24/7 currently.
    It's the place right next to the Korean BBQ upstairs.
    Good Galbi over there if you like that sort of food, which I do.

    3. Oriental Foot & Body Massage
    4355 Spring Mountain Rd
    Las Vegas, NV 89102
    (702) 735-6868

  15. #15
    Excellent posts about massage parlors, Monet.

    Very interesting.

    I've never visited houses of ill repute as you do so I am ignorant as to how the game is played: please advise how the subject of sexual services is raised.

    I assume you walk in and don't tell the counter person "I want a hand job" or "Can I get a blow job instead of a hand job?"

    I imagine it is discussed with the masseuse in the massage room; how does it usually go, are there "code words" to avoid entrapment, and are tips commonly given and if so how much?
    Last edited by MisterV; 07-12-2022 at 11:04 AM.
    What, Me Worry?

  16. #16
    Who needs an R&D budget for Vegas with Monet in the house.


  17. #17
    Originally Posted by tableplay View Post
    Who needs an R&D budget for Vegas with Monet in the house.
    Is this the sex slave trade show?

    Anyways, I do the heavy lifting so the VCT Membership can benefit.
    It's a tough job but someone has to do it.
    Might as well be me.

    I've also been getting more serious about Cigars.
    I've tried about 30 different brands/blends.
    Turns out I've been smoking cigars completely wrong for 27+ years.
    The slower the better to get maximum flavor.
    I was smoking them hot and fast to get dizzy and cold sweats lol.
    That shit is fun but it can be rough for a good hour or so if you go too far.
    I'll try to share some information and experiences in that realm one of these days.
    My problem is that everyone online says they pay 5 to 10 dollars per stick and that's for Chohiba.
    I call Bullshit.
    I can't even come close to that price point when I have to pay cash instead of comp.
    They must live in the country next to the factory.
    I tried a Montecristo Monte for the first time this morning.
    Took me 2 hours to get through it as I went nice and slow.
    But at the end I went hard like a madman and paid the price.
    Dizzy and felt sick for a good 40 minutes.
    I got naked outside on my patio and dumped 5 gallons of cold water over my entire body.
    Fun... sorta lol.

    I look a little bit like this guy... A very little bit.
    At first this cigar is very, very mild.
    So mild you think you are getting robbed for the first 3rd.
    It gets strong cinnamon and coffee flavor for the last 2 3rds in my opinion.
    I don't think it is worth the 12-14 dollar price tag.

    Last edited by monet; 07-12-2022 at 02:27 PM.

  18. #18
    Originally Posted by monet View Post
    Originally Posted by tableplay View Post
    Who needs an R&D budget for Vegas with Monet in the house.
    Is this the sex slave trade show?

    Anyways, I do the heavy lifting so the VCT Membership can benefit.
    It's a tough job but someone has to do it.
    Might as well be me.

    I've also been getting more serious about Cigars.
    I've tried about 30 different brands/blends.
    Turns out I've been smoking cigars completely wrong for 27+ years.
    The slower the better to get maximum flavor.
    I was smoking them hot and fast to get dizzy and cold sweats lol.
    That shit is fun but it can be rough for a good hour or so if you go too far.
    I'll try to share some information and experiences in that realm one of these days.
    My problem is that everyone online says they pay 5 to 10 dollars per stick and that's for Chohiba.
    I call Bullshit.
    I can't even come close to that price point when I have to pay cash instead of comp.
    They must live in the country next to the factory.
    I tried a Montecristo Monte for the first time this morning.
    Took me 2 hours to get through it as I went nice and slow.
    But at the end I went hard like a madman and paid the price.
    Dizzy and felt sick for a good 40 minutes.
    I got naked outside on my patio and dumped 5 gallons of cold water over my entire body.
    Fun... sorta lol.

    I look a little bit like this guy... A very little bit.
    A first this cigar is very, very mild.
    So mild you think you are getting robbed for the first 3rd.
    It gets strong cinnamon and coffee flavor for the last 2 3rds in my opinion.
    I don't think it is worth the 12-14 dollar price tag.

    Try JR cigars or Thompson cigars online.
    I get 5-fers packs. For about $23 per 5 pack ( must order four packs) you can get some good cigars. Monte, AVO, Romeo Juliet. Limited choices of type/size, but works for me. Some Chohibas are there too.

    https://www.thompsoncigar.com/shop/5-pack-fever/8371/
    Keep your friends close, keep your drinks closer...

  19. #19
    Originally Posted by jpfromla View Post
    Try JR cigars or Thompson cigars online.
    I get 5-fers packs. For about $23 per 5 pack ( must order four packs) you can get some good cigars. Monte, AVO, Romeo Juliet. Limited choices of type/size, but works for me. Some Chohibas are there too.

    https://www.thompsoncigar.com/shop/5-pack-fever/8371/
    Thanks, I'll investigate that link.
    My worry is ordering Cigars online in the Summer Time right now.
    It's like 115 today.
    I think it might be better to wait till October or so.

  20. #20
    Originally Posted by monet View Post
    Originally Posted by tableplay View Post
    Who needs an R&D budget for Vegas with Monet in the house.
    Is this the sex slave trade show?
    Close. It's a best bottom fitness competition (same thing really). They run a bunch of different categories at those things and this category seemed relevant for the thread.
    https://tinyurl.com/3bf54fhw

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