The Unofficial Alan is a Fucktard thread

[Treeshade]

Slow down guys. Yes, I said this and I own it:

Despite everything claimed on these anonymous forums I reject these claims of advantage play -- even claims that dice influencing can be taught. It can only be taught to a tiny few... maybe.

In short, I'm probably the most hated casino forum participant because when a so-called AP says "I win" I say "prove it."

But I was not including proven ways to play with an advantage such as card counting or even edge sorting or even hole carding (see that jbjb?) and wheel clocking.

I was talking about the "far out claims" that get a pass... like counting two or three tables (sorry kewlj) and using a team with other people's cards and milking the casinos $20,000 a week without having to play more than that to keep the free play streaming in.

So yes there are legitimate methods to win.

I've never doubted traditional card counting. I was even at a casino for a demonstration of how a roulette dealer could target a group of four slots.

I personally have the illegal skill of dice sliding but I've used it only for demonstration purposes.

I wouldn't be surprised if Mdawg can edge sort.

I know hole carding happens.

But what I object to is every Tom, Dick and Harry who joins a forum and starts his first post with "I'm an advantage player..." and then asks a question typical of a first time gambler.

And I will always be suspect of those who claim to be money making APs who say how they win is a secret.

Yeah. Big secret.

That includes Double Up Bugs.

21k a week 6 cards getting 700 5 times a week

Yawn

very easy to create offers that’s not even the AP part of that type of play.
The free play streets are full of bodies. Guys who thought they knew what was up. Now just broke

Every game is beatable under the right circumstances. Including craps without dice influence

Math will show you the way in most instances. Another is the willingness to try a different approach to a play.

20k a week is nothing but people are lazy.

[Treeshade]

Slow down guys. Yes, I said this and I own it:

Despite everything claimed on these anonymous forums I reject these claims of advantage play -- even claims that dice influencing can be taught. It can only be taught to a tiny few... maybe.

In short, I'm probably the most hated casino forum participant because when a so-called AP says "I win" I say "prove it."

But I was not including proven ways to play with an advantage such as card counting or even edge sorting or even hole carding (see that jbjb?) and wheel clocking.

I was talking about the "far out claims" that get a pass... like counting two or three tables (sorry kewlj) and using a team with other people's cards and milking the casinos $20,000 a week without having to play more than that to keep the free play streaming in.

So yes there are legitimate methods to win.

I've never doubted traditional card counting. I was even at a casino for a demonstration of how a roulette dealer could target a group of four slots.

I personally have the illegal skill of dice sliding but I've used it only for demonstration purposes.

I wouldn't be surprised if Mdawg can edge sort.

I know hole carding happens.

But what I object to is every Tom, Dick and Harry who joins a forum and starts his first post with "I'm an advantage player..." and then asks a question typical of a first time gambler.

And I will always be suspect of those who claim to be money making APs who say how they win is a secret.

Yeah. Big secret.

That includes Double Up Bugs.

21k a week 6 cards getting 700 5 times a week

Yawn

very easy to create offers that’s not even the AP part of that type of play.
The free play streets are full of bodies. Guys who thought they knew what was up. Now just broke

Every game is beatable under the right circumstances. Including craps without dice influence

Math will show you the way in most instances. Another is the willingness to try a different approach to a play.

20k a week is nothing but people are lazy.

You live life by a
Set of arbitrary rules taught to you by slave creators. It’s obvious you lack the ability to think for yourself. It’s absurd you cant figure out some of this shit. I mean you were getting 2500 a week in free play at one point. You could have very easily scaled that up to 20k A week every week for as long as they let you play in that casino. Then when they barred you teach someone to do it for you. Now you have a team of two.

[AxelWolf]

Slow down guys. Yes, I said this and I own it:



But I was not including proven ways to play with an advantage such as card counting or even edge sorting or even hole carding (see that jbjb?) and wheel clocking.

I was talking about the "far out claims" that get a pass... like counting two or three tables (sorry kewlj) and using a team with other people's cards and milking the casinos $20,000 a week without having to play more than that to keep the free play streaming in.

So yes there are legitimate methods to win.

I've never doubted traditional card counting. I was even at a casino for a demonstration of how a roulette dealer could target a group of four slots.

I personally have the illegal skill of dice sliding but I've used it only for demonstration purposes.

I wouldn't be surprised if Mdawg can edge sort.

I know hole carding happens.

But what I object to is every Tom, Dick and Harry who joins a forum and starts his first post with "I'm an advantage player..." and then asks a question typical of a first time gambler.

And I will always be suspect of those who claim to be money making APs who say how they win is a secret.

Yeah. Big secret.

That includes Double Up Bugs.

21k a week 6 cards getting 700 5 times a week

Yawn

very easy to create offers that’s not even the AP part of that type of play.
The free play streets are full of bodies. Guys who thought they knew what was up. Now just broke

Every game is beatable under the right circumstances. Including craps without dice influence

Math will show you the way in most instances. Another is the willingness to try a different approach to a play.

20k a week is nothing but people are lazy.

You live life by a
Set of arbitrary rules taught to you by slave creators. It’s obvious you lack the ability to think for yourself. It’s absurd you cant figure out some of this shit. I mean you were getting 2500 a week in free play at one point. You could have very easily scaled that up to 20k A week every week for as long as they let you play in that casino. Then when they barred you teach someone to do it for you. Now you have a team of two.

Alan was playing at a location during a time that was fantastic and getting hit hard by advantage players right under his nose. He was literally too busy singing... halleluja, halleluja, halleluja, halleluja got a Royal, got a Royal. It was actually kinda catchy.

[Ozzy]

21k a week 6 cards getting 700 5 times a week

Yawn

very easy to create offers that’s not even the AP part of that type of play.
The free play streets are full of bodies. Guys who thought they knew what was up. Now just broke

Every game is beatable under the right circumstances. Including craps without dice influence

Math will show you the way in most instances. Another is the willingness to try a different approach to a play.

20k a week is nothing but people are lazy.

You live life by a
Set of arbitrary rules taught to you by slave creators. It’s obvious you lack the ability to think for yourself. It’s absurd you cant figure out some of this shit. I mean you were getting 2500 a week in free play at one point. You could have very easily scaled that up to 20k A week every week for as long as they let you play in that casino. Then when they barred you teach someone to do it for you. Now you have a team of two.

Alan was playing at a location during a time that was fantastic and getting hit hard by advantage players right under his nose. He was literally too busy singing... halleluja, halleluja, halleluja, halleluja got a Royal, got a Royal. It was actually kinda catchy.

It wasn't catchy, it was lame as fuck ! One of the cheesiest videos ever produced. Alan should stick to interviewing jokers like Singer, that's his schtick.

[AxelWolf]

You live life by a
Set of arbitrary rules taught to you by slave creators. It’s obvious you lack the ability to think for yourself. It’s absurd you cant figure out some of this shit. I mean you were getting 2500 a week in free play at one point. You could have very easily scaled that up to 20k A week every week for as long as they let you play in that casino. Then when they barred you teach someone to do it for you. Now you have a team of two.

Alan was playing at a location during a time that was fantastic and getting hit hard by advantage players right under his nose. He was literally too busy singing... halleluja, halleluja, halleluja, halleluja got a Royal, got a Royal. It was actually kinda catchy.

It wasn't catchy, it was lame as fuck ! One of the cheesiest videos ever produced. Alan should stick to interviewing jokers like Singer, that's his schtick.

Cringe-worthy and embarrassing, yes, but catchy non-the-less.