The Unofficial Alan is a Fucktard thread

[AxelWolf]

Slow down guys. Yes, I said this and I own it:



But I was not including proven ways to play with an advantage such as card counting or even edge sorting or even hole carding (see that jbjb?) and wheel clocking.

I was talking about the "far out claims" that get a pass... like counting two or three tables (sorry kewlj) and using a team with other people's cards and milking the casinos $20,000 a week without having to play more than that to keep the free play streaming in.

So yes there are legitimate methods to win.

I've never doubted traditional card counting. I was even at a casino for a demonstration of how a roulette dealer could target a group of four slots.

I personally have the illegal skill of dice sliding but I've used it only for demonstration purposes.

I wouldn't be surprised if Mdawg can edge sort.

I know hole carding happens.

But what I object to is every Tom, Dick and Harry who joins a forum and starts his first post with "I'm an advantage player..." and then asks a question typical of a first time gambler.

And I will always be suspect of those who claim to be money making APs who say how they win is a secret.

Yeah. Big secret.

That includes Double Up Bugs.

21k a week 6 cards getting 700 5 times a week

Yawn

very easy to create offers that’s not even the AP part of that type of play.
The free play streets are full of bodies. Guys who thought they knew what was up. Now just broke

Every game is beatable under the right circumstances. Including craps without dice influence

Math will show you the way in most instances. Another is the willingness to try a different approach to a play.

20k a week is nothing but people are lazy.

You live life by a
Set of arbitrary rules taught to you by slave creators. It’s obvious you lack the ability to think for yourself. It’s absurd you cant figure out some of this shit. I mean you were getting 2500 a week in free play at one point. You could have very easily scaled that up to 20k A week every week for as long as they let you play in that casino. Then when they barred you teach someone to do it for you. Now you have a team of two.

Alan was playing at a location during a time that was fantastic and getting hit hard by advantage players right under his nose. He was literally too busy singing... halleluja, halleluja, halleluja, halleluja got a Royal, got a Royal. It was actually kinda catchy.

[Ozzy]

21k a week 6 cards getting 700 5 times a week

Yawn

very easy to create offers that’s not even the AP part of that type of play.
The free play streets are full of bodies. Guys who thought they knew what was up. Now just broke

Every game is beatable under the right circumstances. Including craps without dice influence

Math will show you the way in most instances. Another is the willingness to try a different approach to a play.

20k a week is nothing but people are lazy.

You live life by a
Set of arbitrary rules taught to you by slave creators. It’s obvious you lack the ability to think for yourself. It’s absurd you cant figure out some of this shit. I mean you were getting 2500 a week in free play at one point. You could have very easily scaled that up to 20k A week every week for as long as they let you play in that casino. Then when they barred you teach someone to do it for you. Now you have a team of two.

Alan was playing at a location during a time that was fantastic and getting hit hard by advantage players right under his nose. He was literally too busy singing... halleluja, halleluja, halleluja, halleluja got a Royal, got a Royal. It was actually kinda catchy.

It wasn't catchy, it was lame as fuck ! One of the cheesiest videos ever produced. Alan should stick to interviewing jokers like Singer, that's his schtick.

[AxelWolf]

You live life by a
Set of arbitrary rules taught to you by slave creators. It’s obvious you lack the ability to think for yourself. It’s absurd you cant figure out some of this shit. I mean you were getting 2500 a week in free play at one point. You could have very easily scaled that up to 20k A week every week for as long as they let you play in that casino. Then when they barred you teach someone to do it for you. Now you have a team of two.

Alan was playing at a location during a time that was fantastic and getting hit hard by advantage players right under his nose. He was literally too busy singing... halleluja, halleluja, halleluja, halleluja got a Royal, got a Royal. It was actually kinda catchy.

It wasn't catchy, it was lame as fuck ! One of the cheesiest videos ever produced. Alan should stick to interviewing jokers like Singer, that's his schtick.

Cringe-worthy and embarrassing, yes, but catchy non-the-less.

[monet]

Sometimes letting it sit works. One of my good friends here, who also has a story in Driving Southern and who has published some non-fiction books on histories of herbal remedies and folk medicine, has been working on a novel for years now. But he let it sit and came back to it and was able to revamp key early chapters to make it work much, much better. I think your experience is somewhat common in that people usually do the opening and closing chapters and often sell the book based on those. Then they have to grind through the hard work of everything in between. I don't write fiction, but it seems like intense hard work.

I think the only way anyone makes significant money on short stories these days is if somebody buys it for a potential TV or movie idea. I did take screenwriting back in my youth, but I had no idea what I was doing. I was the worst at writing dialogue. Terrible. Truly terrible. But I did the framing of scenes and proper directions and all that okay.

I'm not letting it "sit" lol... I'm just too comfortable, well funded, have no debt and lazy.
I have the complete outline and concept but like you say the hard part is actually writing all the details and dialogue out is the real work.
Probably just better to pitch the story and sell it for peanuts.
This is not the norm but I found it interesting as one could try to garner a loyal fan base and rape them through kickstarter.
"Fantasy Author Brandon Sanderson Makes Kickstarter History with Record-Breaking $41 Million Campaign."
Let's not forget that James Cameron was a Full Time Truck Driver while he was writing Terminator.
He got that idea from a nightmare.
I can relate as most of my story ideas have come from dreams/nightmares as well.

[kewlJ]

I was talking about the "far out claims" that get a pass... like counting two or three tables (sorry kewlj) and using a team with other people's cards and milking the casinos $20,000 a week without having to play more than that to keep the free play streaming in.

No need to be sorry Alan. You can believe whatever you like. I have come to realize that sometimes I can be too sensitive with people challenging me and what I do, especially those that aren't blackjack players. I never really had this occur until I left WoV the first time and came to forums like this and GF. THAT was the first time I encountered it all these anti-AP types challenging everything.

So whether you believe it or not, counting a second table was a very real and profitable thing, when conditions were right to do it. Again, conditions had to be just right, so it wasn't like a daily thing.

The funny thing about that discussion to me, is I had never seen discussion of this before I mentioned it. Well there was one exchange between myself and a long-time player that played Atlantic City back when I did, and we discovered we both did some of the same things back then, including tracking a second table. But after this discussion on this forum, I heard from 3 other players, 2 blackjack hall of fame members and one long-time 30 year member of Tommy Hylands team that all confirmed they had employed this at times when conditions were right. So that is 4 longtime players of many years, that all gravitated towards the same technique. I am quite sure there were many more.

Doesn't really matter anymore as I have no real desire to argue this or any other thing I do that anyone may have the need to challenge. Just doesn't benefit me in any way. As a matter of fact, I am better off people thinking whatever they want to think. AND specific to this particular technique, counting a second table, when conditions are right, this has all but dried up in the post covid era. Covid really didn't have anything to do with it, it was just the timing that conditions changed like number of tables dwindling ect. Station casinos for example all put in stadium blackjack reducing the number of real blackjack tables at almost every location. New table games with higher house advantage push BJ to the side more and more every day. This year, I think I have been able to employ tracking a second table one time, and last year it was a very small handful of times, so I see no sense in discussing it any longer, it is a moot point.

Happy day to you Alan.

[redietz]

Sometimes letting it sit works. One of my good friends here, who also has a story in Driving Southern and who has published some non-fiction books on histories of herbal remedies and folk medicine, has been working on a novel for years now. But he let it sit and came back to it and was able to revamp key early chapters to make it work much, much better. I think your experience is somewhat common in that people usually do the opening and closing chapters and often sell the book based on those. Then they have to grind through the hard work of everything in between. I don't write fiction, but it seems like intense hard work.

I think the only way anyone makes significant money on short stories these days is if somebody buys it for a potential TV or movie idea. I did take screenwriting back in my youth, but I had no idea what I was doing. I was the worst at writing dialogue. Terrible. Truly terrible. But I did the framing of scenes and proper directions and all that okay.

I'm not letting it "sit" lol... I'm just too comfortable, well funded, have no debt and lazy.
I have the complete outline and concept but like you say the hard part is actually writing all the details and dialogue out is the real work.
Probably just better to pitch the story and sell it for peanuts.
This is not the norm but I found it interesting as one could try to garner a loyal fan base and rape them through kickstarter.
"Fantasy Author Brandon Sanderson Makes Kickstarter History with Record-Breaking $41 Million Campaign."
Let's not forget that James Cameron was a Full Time Truck Driver while he was writing Terminator.
He got that idea from a nightmare.
I can relate as most of my story ideas have come from dreams/nightmares as well.

Jesus, that's some kickstarter. It's a shame there was no kickstarting when Stallone sold his Rocky script. He was living on the street and sold his dog for fifty bucks because he couldn't afford to feed him. After he sold the script, he bought his dog back.

How the hell do you make 40 Million with a kickstarter campaign?

[redietz]

I was talking about the "far out claims" that get a pass... like counting two or three tables (sorry kewlj) and using a team with other people's cards and milking the casinos $20,000 a week without having to play more than that to keep the free play streaming in.

No need to be sorry Alan. You can believe whatever you like. I have come to realize that sometimes I can be too sensitive with people challenging me and what I do, especially those that aren't blackjack players. I never really had this occur until I left WoV the first time and came to forums like this and GF. THAT was the first time I encountered it all these anti-AP types challenging everything.

So whether you believe it or not, counting a second table was a very real and profitable thing, when conditions were right to do it. Again, conditions had to be just right, so it wasn't like a daily thing.

The funny thing about that discussion to me, is I had never seen discussion of this before I mentioned it. Well there was one exchange between myself and a long-time player that played Atlantic City back when I did, and we discovered we both did some of the same things back then, including tracking a second table. But after this discussion on this forum, I heard from 3 other players, 2 blackjack hall of fame members and one long-time 30 year member of Tommy Hylands team that all confirmed they had employed this at times when conditions were right. So that is 4 longtime players of many years, that all gravitated towards the same technique. I am quite sure there were many more.

Doesn't really matter anymore as I have no real desire to argue this or any other thing I do that anyone may have the need to challenge. Just doesn't benefit me in any way. As a matter of fact, I am better off people thinking whatever they want to think. AND specific to this particular technique, counting a second table, when conditions are right, this has all but dried up in the post covid era. Covid really didn't have anything to do with it, it was just the timing that conditions changed like number of tables dwindling ect. Station casinos for example all put in stadium blackjack reducing the number of real blackjack tables at almost every location. New table games with higher house advantage push BJ to the side more and more every day. This year, I think I have been able to employ tracking a second table one time, and last year it was a very small handful of times, so I see no sense in discussing it any longer, it is a moot point.

Happy day to you Alan.

One of the bizarro aspects of this "challenging APs" stuff is the inconsistency with which the anti-APs apply their microscopes depending on who is doing the claiming. For example, coach belly will ask for details regarding where I am in various current contests but says not one word challenging Singer's two years of 68% ATS in the NFL claim. Alan knows as much about counting two tables as he does about sports handicapping, but he'll challenge the counting of multiple tables and not comment on the Singer 68% ATS five-games-a-week-for-two-years bullshit. And unlike the counting of two tables, the 68% bullshit can be researched -- nobody has done it for two years of NFL handicapping. Considering there are Las Vegas contests with hundreds and thousands of entrants going back decades, and published handicapper records in "Tipsters or Gypsters," The Sports Monitor, Handicapper's Report Card, and on various television shows, the lack of precedent puts Singer's claim in its proper ridiculous context.

[monet]

How the hell do you make 40 Million with a kickstarter campaign?

Supposedly he has a million of fans.
Many of them gave him 20 to 100 dollars.
Obviously it is a very loyal (scam) fan base as they love his multiverse concept.
In 24 hours he raised over 15 million with the premise of giving his fans 4 secret novels within a certain amount of time.
Oddly enough he only has 400k in subs on his YouTube Channel but he is one of these authors who is very transparent in what he is doing and he usually delivers.
It makes one think about APing the shit out of writing, eh?
Trilogies are very hot these days so if you have an idea perhaps you should stretch it out into three very long epic parts.
Wait, is that redundant?
Very Long Epic... seems like it.
Just another example of what can be done when everyone says the math is against you.

One idea is to either get all woke or anti-woke and garner a following from your base and exploit the shit out of it through all forms of media.
Woke probably works much better with todays generation and climate if you can stomach the ideology.
Cosmere seems to be all the rage at the moment.

[coach belly]

coach belly will ask for details regarding where I am in various current contests

You've manufactured those details for years, without anyone ever asking for them, the same as any other tout would.

Rob's not an AP, so this "challenging AP's" stuff wouldn't apply to him.

He's just a civilian, who happens to be better at picking NFL games than you are.

From what I've read, he's always been willing to challenge you head-to-head in picking NFL games, but you want no part of that.

[jbjb]

The only thing Rob is better than anyone at is lying and running his ugly mouth!

[smurgerburger]

Sometimes letting it sit works. One of my good friends here, who also has a story in Driving Southern and who has published some non-fiction books on histories of herbal remedies and folk medicine, has been working on a novel for years now. But he let it sit and came back to it and was able to revamp key early chapters to make it work much, much better. I think your experience is somewhat common in that people usually do the opening and closing chapters and often sell the book based on those. Then they have to grind through the hard work of everything in between. I don't write fiction, but it seems like intense hard work.

I think the only way anyone makes significant money on short stories these days is if somebody buys it for a potential TV or movie idea. I did take screenwriting back in my youth, but I had no idea what I was doing. I was the worst at writing dialogue. Terrible. Truly terrible. But I did the framing of scenes and proper directions and all that okay.

I'm not letting it "sit" lol... I'm just too comfortable, well funded, have no debt and lazy.
I have the complete outline and concept but like you say the hard part is actually writing all the details and dialogue out is the real work.
Probably just better to pitch the story and sell it for peanuts.
This is not the norm but I found it interesting as one could try to garner a loyal fan base and rape them through kickstarter.
"Fantasy Author Brandon Sanderson Makes Kickstarter History with Record-Breaking $41 Million Campaign."
Let's not forget that James Cameron was a Full Time Truck Driver while he was writing Terminator.
He got that idea from a nightmare.
I can relate as most of my story ideas have come from dreams/nightmares as well.

Jesus, that's some kickstarter. It's a shame there was no kickstarting when Stallone sold his Rocky script. He was living on the street and sold his dog for fifty bucks because he couldn't afford to feed him. After he sold the script, he bought his dog back.

How the hell do you make 40 Million with a kickstarter campaign?

You should google Star Citizen.

In fact I'll do it for you:

https://www.google.com/search?q=how+...e-gws-wiz-serp

[coach belly]

his ugly mouth!

LOL...Queer eye for the straight guy right there.

[monet]

You should google Star Citizen.

In fact I'll do it for you:

https://www.google.com/search?q=how+...e-gws-wiz-serp

lol... wow and thanks!

For the future, when redietz gets serious about writing a book and wants to crowdfund it...

https://www.bookbaby.com/learn/kicks...ook-publishing

- Contribute $25 — Receive one book copy.
- Contribute $50 — Receive one book copy + special 11" x 17" poster.
- Contribute $100 — Receive two book copies + two special 11" x17" posters.
- Contribute $500 — Receive two book copies + two special 11" x17" posters + special thank you in the book credits.
Once your book project is fully funded, you would collect your funds from Kickstarter and hire BookBaby to print and ship your books and posters to your contributors.

You can play small ball too...

- Contribute $25 — Receive a signed book copy.
- Contribute $50 or more — Receive a signed book copy + a personal note from you thanking them for their generosity.

[tableplay]

Let's not forget that James Cameron was a Full Time Truck Driver while he was writing Terminator.

Fantastic film. I'm surprised that Michael Biehn didn't go on to have an A-list career afterwards. Nonetheless, he has had a career any actor would be proud of and obviously has a cult following since he is an excellent actor (also who's to say that even now his career could skyrocket though very unlikely).

[monet]

Fantastic film. I'm surprised that Michael Biehn didn't go on to have an A-list career afterwards. Nonetheless, he has had a career any actor would be proud of and obviously has a cult following since he is an excellent actor (also who's to say that even now his career could skyrocket though very unlikely).

Good Point(s)!
Let's really piss Keystone off and change the subject.
How anyone can trust the Federal Government, Big Pharma, Insurance Companies and the so called Corona Virus Vaccines after this podcast is mind boggling.
The latest booster shot is a prime example of how they piggyback off the original medicine (vaccine) so they do not have to conduct human trials.
Eight (Mice) is Enough.

One of the comments, I just read, really hit home.
"Funny how the military pulled out of Afghanistan the minute they could'nt sell oxys longer."

[tableplay]

Fantastic film. I'm surprised that Michael Biehn didn't go on to have an A-list career afterwards. Nonetheless, he has had a career any actor would be proud of and obviously has a cult following since he is an excellent actor (also who's to say that even now his career could skyrocket though very unlikely).

Good Point(s)!
Let's really piss Keystone off and change the subject.
How anyone can trust the Federal Government, Big Pharma, Insurance Companies and the so called Corona Virus Vaccines after this podcast is mind boggling.
The latest booster shot is a prime example of how they piggyback off the original medicine (vaccine) so they do not have to conduct human trials.
Eight (Mice) is Enough.

One of the comments, I just read, really hit home.
"Funny how the military pulled out of Afghanistan the minute they could'nt sell oxys longer."

Amazing. So basically people are only eligible to be hired for jobs if they have proof of vaccination and can be fired from jobs they already have if they don't get a vaccination with something that had been so poorly tested. I guess it's totally unreasonable if someone is nervous about taking something that is basically untested and that has now been shown to have a huge risk of heart inflammation when taken by a population of people who have a very low covid-19 mortality rate (i.e. young men and teenagers) as a result of rolling out something so poorly tested.

[monet]

Amazing. So basically people are only eligible to be hired for jobs if they have proof of vaccination and can be fired from jobs they already have if they don't get a vaccination with something that had been so poorly tested. I guess it's totally unreasonable if someone is nervous about taking something that is basically untested and that has now been shown to have a huge risk of heart inflammation when taken by a population of people who have a very low covid-19 mortality rate (i.e. young men and teenagers) as a result of rolling out something so poorly tested.

We know for a fact that if you had the virus you are protected the same or more as the individual who got the shot(s).
According to Fauci, he is emphatic that if you had the Flu you are better protected against the Flu compared to someone who just got a Flu Shot.
Seems odd that employers would discriminate in this manner and most individuals have already caught Corona once or twice already.
Everyone knows the virus spreads without any symptoms lol.
Anyways, my wife now has carpal tunnel in both hands and trigger finger in two fingers.
Oddly enough this problem started after shot number 2.
She also had Tinnitus and Hypertension occur after shot number 2 as well.
Coincidence?

Funny how things changed from 2004...

[tableplay]

Amazing. So basically people are only eligible to be hired for jobs if they have proof of vaccination and can be fired from jobs they already have if they don't get a vaccination with something that had been so poorly tested. I guess it's totally unreasonable if someone is nervous about taking something that is basically untested and that has now been shown to have a huge risk of heart inflammation when taken by a population of people who have a very low covid-19 mortality rate (i.e. young men and teenagers) as a result of rolling out something so poorly tested.

We know for a fact that if you had the virus you are protected the same or more as the individual who got the shot(s).
According to Fauci, he is emphatic that if you had the Flu you are better protected against the Flu compared to someone who just got a Flu Shot.
Seems odd that employers would discriminate in this manner and most individuals have already caught Corona once or twice already.
Everyone knows the virus spreads without any symptoms lol.
Anyways, my wife now has carpal tunnel in both hands and trigger finger in two fingers.
Oddly enough this problem started after shot number 2.
She also had Tinnitus and Hypertension occur after shot number 2 as well.
Coincidence?

Funny how things changed from 2004...

It sounds like in 2004 that Fauci had not been on Big Pharma's payroll like he is now. I'm sorry to hear about your wife's health issues. Of course, if she didn't get vaccinated she would not have been allowed to work since they all require it now and people who are already employed get fired from their jobs if they don't get vaccinated.

[DGenBen]

Slow down guys. Yes, I said this and I own it:

Despite everything claimed on these anonymous forums I reject these claims of advantage play -- even claims that dice influencing can be taught. It can only be taught to a tiny few... maybe.

In short, I'm probably the most hated casino forum participant because when a so-called AP says "I win" I say "prove it."

But I was not including proven ways to play with an advantage such as card counting or even edge sorting or even hole carding (see that jbjb?) and wheel clocking.

I was talking about the "far out claims" that get a pass... like counting two or three tables (sorry kewlj) and using a team with other people's cards and milking the casinos $20,000 a week without having to play more than that to keep the free play streaming in.

So yes there are legitimate methods to win.

I've never doubted traditional card counting. I was even at a casino for a demonstration of how a roulette dealer could target a group of four slots.

I personally have the illegal skill of dice sliding but I've used it only for demonstration purposes.

I wouldn't be surprised if Mdawg can edge sort.

I know hole carding happens.

But what I object to is every Tom, Dick and Harry who joins a forum and starts his first post with "I'm an advantage player..." and then asks a question typical of a first time gambler.

And I will always be suspect of those who claim to be money making APs who say how they win is a secret.

Yeah. Big secret.

That includes Double Up Bugs.

Fair points, but have you considered this?

Everyone that shows up on an anonymous gambling forum is not necessarily a profitable AP even if they claim to be.

In every business or career there are below average performers, average performers, and top performers.

Take car sales as an example. A very high turnover job. Most people washout after a few months. The average performers probably make around what any average job pays. Then you have a small number of top performers who are very skilled and talented and willing to work very hard and can earn an excellent income.

If you see a Car sales job or any commission only sales job ad the ad will be written like anyone could come in & earn those high incomes. Can they? No. Only a small number of people who are skilled, talented & have the work ethic will be able to do that.

Does it mean its not possible for anyone to do? No, most people won’t be able too but the rare people with the talent, skills, & work ethic can.

I see AP or any business, career as no different.

Just for the record & some context at one point I was doing the freeplay system & it was very lucrative so I don’t doubt that some of the high numbers I’ve on forums seen are possible.

But you have to remember it is an insane amount of work. Figuring out where the offers are, generating the offers, traveling to pick them up. Your basically going to be working & traveling every waking minute and then trying to grab a few hours of sleep when u can. It’s not a healthy life style or a picnic, it takes a big toll,

It wasn’t for me, I’m happy earning enough to be comfortable & thats it.

And having done it for a few months I would say it’s certainly not for everyone. In fact most people probably couldn’t do it, & I don’t say that bcuz i think I’m better or smarter than anyone else. Its just that the amount of work, research, planning, travel, investment, time away from friends / family, & bad unhealthy lifestyle just wouldn’t work for most people as i found it didn’t work for me long term so I scaled back to get a balance between work & enjoyment.

[Alan Mendelson]

DGenBen I think that's a very honest and worthwhile post. Thanks.