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[MisterV]

Hey garnabby old boy, old chum, old pal...why not try your hand at a bit of "fiction" on this thread?

Join us in this gritty hot tub filled with broken dreams and restless hearts.

Axl should expound upon his "Theory That Everything Can Be Traced Back To DQ Strawberry Blizzards."

Can you post a proof?

[ilovebigknockers]

Tasha and Nephi hoofed it to Utah to start a life of impoverished Mormon piety without looking in the rearview mirror to survey the damage done to the billboard Tasha had crashed into. Well, dear reader, it fell. Improbably, it fell on a scorpion native to Nevada who had errantly found his way to the East Coast on semi truck. This scorpion's name was Elmer Elevator, named after a character in My Father's Dragon, a children's book far superior to the Book of Mormon. Elmer Elevator the scorpion was keen eyed and caught the license plate of the negligent driver just before the sign nearly crushed him to death, but didn't, thanks to his tough exoskeleton. While dazed and in shock from the impact, a horde of industrious ants came to collect him. Elmer wisely played dead, letting the ants do all the work of hauling him out from under the sign. Once he saw the sunlight, he surprised his would-be palanquin bearers with a nasty shock of his own. Mmm, tasty, Elmer mused.

Elmer had conflicting drives. On the one pincer, he wanted to get back to Las Vegas as soon as possible to get back to pinching men's balls at the Venetian. On the other, he wanted revenge on the driver of a certain Yugo with plate number 7881196. (Garnabby, this is an Easter Egg specifically for you.) If he remembered his elementary school geography correctly, which he did because he used to live in a public elementary school before moving to the Venetian to live as a full-time in house AP (arachnid player), Utah and Nevada were neighbors. Lost in the reverie of another road trip in the reverse direction, Elmer suddenly snapped out of it when he felt something at nether region. He looked under his body and espied an ant pinching his nuts.

Yowsers, he mused, that really does hurt. No wonder that guy shrieked like a little girl. Lacking the proper morphology to simply pick the ant off, Elmer tried rubbing his nuts on the ground to wipe the ant off. No dice. Hmm, what would Tasha do? Elmer let rip a hot, formic acid infused fart that successfully blasted the ant off his nuts. Man, I hope no guests at the Venetian think to try that on me, he mused.

[MisterV]

"Nephi, will you drive while I take care of some bid-ness? I need to go online and change my socks again on VegasCasinoMumble."

Tasha glared at her co-worker, letting him know he damned well better say "Yes."

Nephi asked her "When did you get this car? I thought you don't have a license, that you always ride the bus."

"I don't have a license, but I won this car as the Grand Prize at Bingo."

No sooner had she said that than smoke poured out of the vents, hood and grill: they bailed and watched the Yugoslavian Ode to Joy go up in flames.

"Guess we'll have to hitch hike:" Tasha started to thumb it.

Twenty minutes later a 2022 Bentley Flying Spur pulled over and a deep, dark voice said "I'm headed to Utah, want a lift?"

The two stranded souls gladly sat in the back, coddled in sumptuous leather.

"Thank you Mr...." Tasha stopped mid-sentence and dropped a fat load in her Wal-Mart panties; Nephi smelled it, and queried "What the hell, Tasha?"

"Oh Nephi, it's HIM...Judge V.!"

With that the door locks slammed closed, and they noticed there were no handles on the two rear doors and that there was bulletproof glass between them and the journeying jurist.

"It really is a small world" hizonner said, laughing and cackling like a tumescent / aroused LizardOfVegas mod kicking someone off the forum for a non-PC comment.

[Garnabby]

Elmer had conflicting drives. On the one pincer, he wanted to get back to Las Vegas as soon as possible to get back to pinching men's balls at the Venetian. On the other, he wanted revenge on the driver of a certain Yugo with plate number 7881196 .

LMR-theory, pronounced Elmer, is the name of my Theory Of Everything, which, simplistically put, derives from putting the dimensional attributes of left onto right, to form the middle. It's a dimensional equation, after all, and, so, setting it up correctly results in the logical, full series of dimensions.

From 7881196, 788 = (700 + antilog(0^0=1) * 2^3 + 2^3) ---> 722 ---> 7/2, and, 1196 ---> 1961 . I was born on 2 July, 1961 .

(7881196 / 1108) = 7112.992779783393 is about 7112.993 ---> 7112993, given the largest number in the Bible is the number of angels, at 1 X 10^8 ---> 1108 = 2*(-1 + 555) ---> 1/555_1/555 .

Similarly, from 7112993, 7112 ---> 1721, and, 993 = (990 + √9) ---> 999 ---> 9 = (6 + √9) ---> 6/9 . The other pair of numerals than 6, and 9, which rotate to each other, is 2, and 7, written as ᘖ, and ᘔ, which, together as ᘖᘔ, form a 96 (with bars on top and bottom) on the inside. And, so, the year 1961 thus becomes 1721, from the other universe, of course, but, with its middle day as 6/9, which is √(900) June = 30 June, by 9 ---> 900, and, shifting a couple of days from the second half of the other calendar, to its first half.

In addition, 7881196 = 142*55501.380281690144 is about 142*55501.38 = 142*[55500 + (0.01 + 1.37)] ---> 142_555_1/137 . The numeral, 142, is the integer inverse approximation of the electromagnetic fine-structure constant in the other universe. I previously came to discover that the numeral, 555, denotes the Grim Reaper, between 666 as the Devil, and, 444 as death .

Lastly, (7881196 + 7112993) = 14994189 = [14994100 + (9*10 -1)] ---> (491194-911) ---> wizard-911 , with the letters of the alphabet reflected inward from the ends, with w = d = 4, i = r = 9, and, z = a = 1 .


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822 --------> 822 = (1 + 1)*411 ---> 114_411 .

[Garnabby]

Axl should expound upon his "Theory That Everything Can Be Traced Back To DQ Strawberry Blizzards." Can you post a proof?

That's merely quantum gravity in reverse, at the opposite end of our expansion, namely the "big freeze", where, supposedly, everything drifts outward forever. But, in fact, what happens is that the ever smaller matter falls through itself at an infinite speed to come out the other side, to start to fall back together toward the "big bang", where the opposite happens in terms of matter not really, or actually, slowing down to an irreversible singularity (governed by gravity).

And, so, for the gang starting out from the "big freeze" end of things, they have the same question about what the expansion/contraction of the universe means. Life starts from the moment of the "big bang", or, from the moment that the "big freeze" begins to warm up.

[ilovebigknockers]

7881196 is the 33rd Lucas number.

[Garnabby]

7881196 is the 33rd Lucas number.

I know. Ha.

I looked it up, at https://oeis.org/search?q=7881196&la...lish&go=Search . Similar to https://oeis.org/search?q=-7881196&l...lish&go=Search , where its negative value is the 35th element of the sequence. 35 ---> 53 = (10*5 + 3) ---> 153. (Note the edit time at the bottom of my post above.)

Wolfram lists the number of angels, and, the fact that it's the 33rd Lucas number, at https://www.wolframalpha.com/input?i=7881196 . And, so, I likely looked it up, to know about at least the angels. But, it's great to see where it comes from.

[ilovebigknockers]

Lucas numbers will always live in the shadow of Fibonacci numbers, but there are some curious individual specimens.
18 --> Jewish significance
76 --> name of gas station chain
322 --> skull and bones

And this is weird: if the Nth Lucas number is prime, then N is either prime or a power of 2.

[Garnabby]

I did a bit of work on the numeral, 322, just, last evening. As I finish filling in the remainder of my theory, I, come across bits that I hadn't noticed.

For example, while progress from the conic sections functions, and relations, to the exponential functions - from the formation of the elements of the periodic table, to the formation of the partial charges the elements are built on - is the function y = x^x, at which point the terms of my sequence on the 137-side, and, on the 142-side, must have to do with x^x. I had already figured that out for the numerals 257 with 377, and, 282 with 414, but, realized that it had to work for also 214 with 322. Each of those values have two others between them.

257 is a simpler one, given that 257 = (4^4 + 1^1), with the form (x^x + y^y), and, 214 with 322 was a challenge, until spotting the trick.

[Garnabby]

I did a bit of work on the numeral, 322, just, last evening. As I finish filling in the remainder of my theory, I, come across bits that I hadn't noticed.

For example, while progress from the conic sections functions, and relations, to the exponential functions - from the formation of the elements of the periodic table, to the formation of the partial charges the elements are built on - is the function y = x^x, at which point the terms of my sequence on the 137-side, and, on the 142-side, must have to do with x^x. I had already figured that out for the numerals 257 with 377, and, 282 with 414, but, realized that it had to work for also 214 with 322. Each of those values have two others between them.

257 is a simpler one, given that 257 = (4^4 + 1^1), with the form (x^x + y^y), and, 214 with 322 was a challenge, until spotting the trick.

Stuff like this can work on only a very few numerals in that range, and, so, combined with a lot of other good fits, I have to begin to think that I'm onto something. And, there really aren't a lot of forums to fart around with it before seriously moving ahead with it. (I was into the gambling math, etc., of the thus forums, very early on, but next to all of that stuff ended up with more nonsense. Not so ironically, playing with the numerals, and having fun with other stuff, outlasted the nonsense.)

[ilovebigknockers]

Judge V. cruised down the highway enjoying the sound of his two captives' muffled screams in the back. The sun was shining and he had recently found a Sirius station that played decent music 36.78794411714423215955237701614608674458111310317 678345078368016...% of the time. Life was good. But suddenly he espied a scorpion hitchhiking on the side of the road. He braked to a screeching halt. Not that he had any particular love for scorpions, but his 3rd ex-wife's paramour had been bitten in the balls by one, so he wasn't ill-disposed toward them either. And on one particularly interesting ayahuasca trip he hallucinated having sex with a scorpion with big jugs. All that is to say the hitchhiking scorpion piqued his curiosity enough for him to slowly reverse the Bentley.

As Judge V. got out to take a closer look at the intrepid arachnid, Tasha and Nephi craned their necks to see what the fuck their captor was doing on the side of the road.

"Is that a scorpion?" Nephi asked. "And what is V. doing with his hands? He's like, making pincer motions with them and the scorpion is doing it too."

"Judge V. speaks scorpion sign language," Tasha explained. "He said he learned it in Peru. I don't like the looks of their conversation."

Suddenly, Judge V. opened their door and roughly tossed them out of the vehicle. "End of the road for you two. I had an interesting chat with Elmer. You're his problem now." And with that, Judge V. sped off into the golden afternoon. When Tasha and Nephi got their bearings and brushed the dust off themselves, they came face to face with Elmer.

[Garnabby]

Garnabby took a piss, mused at the stuff on the internet, went back to bed, and, thought, absolutely nothing. Ha.

[Garnabby]

Garnabby took a piss, mused at the stuff on the internet, went back to bed, and, thought, absolutely nothing. Ha.

---> The Lions of the Forest and the knowledge about the Companions.

https://anagram-solver.net/Garnabby%....?partial=true

[Garnabby]

Say, did anyone notice that EvenBob stopped at 28,561 posts at the WoV? That's 13^4. Ha.

https://wizardofvegas.com/forums/

[ilovebigknockers]

Chone Wilson was driving downtown when he espied two disadvantaged youfs beating each other with an old typewriter. Heh, kids will do anything for a pair of Nikes these days, he mused. He looked more closely and saw something peculiar about the typewriter. It had what looked like the imprint of Scorpion & Sons Wizardry Supply, one of the finest purveyors of magic typewriters. Chone had an idea. He unrolled on the windows on his G-Wagen.

"Alaye!" he yelled in the youfs' direction. "Shouldn't people of your particular demographic be shoplifting at Walgreens instead of beating each other with old timey junk?"

"What did you say old man?" the uglier of the two threatened. Then he hurled the typewriter at Chone's vehicle. Chone, expecting this very outcome, deftly maneuvered the vehicle so that the typewriter flew through one of the open windows and landed gently on the sumptuous leather seats. Then he sped off into the golden afternoon with his prize: the magic typewriter.

Once he got to his condo, Chone brushed the debris of the typewriter and surveyed the damage. Very little damage was there, for magic typewriters are somewhat self-healing. He wasted no time setting up his writing station and got to work on the Great American Novel that had been bouncing around in his head for 7 years. After 4 weeks of feverish typing while subsisting on nothing but DiGiorno frozen pizza and water, he had his 31415926-word novel completed. It was chock full of good stuff like Gnus N' Roses (a wildebeest-themed African tribute band not to be confused with Guns N' Roses), time travel, scorpions, a judge that is always high, gheigh ceks, flatulence, Mormons, red balloons, arson, bingo, spying and espying, courtroom drama, hobo sages, organ harvesting, DQ Blizzards, sex changes, and a two-headed alligator. He had even hidden an easter egg involving the transcendental number 1/e within the text.

"Magic typewriter, thank you for the manuscript. But, what do I do now?" Chone asked in desperation. Then he farted bigly, as one does when one has been eating nothing but frozen pizza for a month. In response, the typewriter began to glow and vibrate, and a strange voice emerged from the device.

[Garnabby]

He wasted no time setting up his writing station and got to work on the Great American Novel that had been bouncing around in his head for 7 years. After 4 weeks of feverish typing while subsisting on nothing but DiGiorno frozen pizza and water, he had his 31415926-word novel completed.

Oh, it's Pi Day, today. In leap years, it's day-74. Ha.

He had even hidden an Easter egg involving the transcendental number 1/e within the text.

Beyond that, as I noted indirectly, before, by avoiding the mention of Lucas, and other, sequences, and, etc, I would rather know how the known mathematical constants derive from the fine-structure constants, or, in jest, say, how my birthday relates to the numerals.

A couple of weeks ago I figured it for also Euler's number. Interestingly, I had to work with e^2, instead of e, to get things to come around. I can surmise only that it has to do with Euler's formula. But there isn't enough room in the "margin" here to include it. Ha.

See https://math.stackexchange.com/quest...and-vice-versa

[Garnabby]

Axl should expound upon his "Theory That Everything Can Be Traced Back To DQ Strawberry Blizzards." Can you post a proof?

That's merely quantum gravity in reverse, at the opposite end of our expansion, namely the "big freeze", where, supposedly, everything drifts outward forever. But, in fact, what happens is that the ever smaller matter falls through itself at an infinite speed to come out the other side, to start to fall back together toward the "big bang", where the opposite happens in terms of matter not really, or actually, slowing down to an irreversible singularity (governed by gravity).

And, so, for the gang starting out from the "big freeze" end of things, they have the same question about what the expansion/contraction of the universe means. Life starts from the moment of the "big bang", or, from the moment that the "big freeze" begins to warm up.

To clarify, the force that keeps matter apart at a singularity, is the same force that keeps it together at infinite expansion.

[Garnabby]

Say, did anyone notice that EvenBob stopped at 28,561 posts at the WoV? That's 13^4. Ha.

https://wizardofvegas.com/forums/

Or, that e*13.4 is about 36.4249765014, or [(37 - 1) + 0.42] ---> 371_142?

Or that (36.7879441171 - 36.4249765014) is about 0.3629676157, or [(7 +30 - 1) / 100] ---> 1/137?

Ha.

[Tasha]

Garnabby, please stop hijacking my thread with your unrelated numbers/anagram thing.

[MisterV]

Oh, it's Pi Day, today.

Yes, and it is also my wife's birthday.

I took her out for a nice Italian dinner and gave her a nice "mushy" card.

We don't exchange gifts for xmas or birthday, we have anything we want: so we just exchange "mush."