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Thread: Young Axl Rose and Cake Cream in 2022! :D

  1. #1221
    Originally Posted by MisterV View Post
    Karen, your big mistake in this saga was the creation of Cake Cream.

    Axl should be playing in GnR, not a group of OCD pansies, queers and clueless dolts.

    I've attempted to ameliorate the horror via introducing the reader to DQ strawberry blizzards but alas, I fear the damage has been done.

    Your story is about as bad as it gets...truly dreadfull.

    But hey, keep it up: we enjoy lampooning you and your excretory bit of creative writing.
    Cake Cream was ORIGINALLY supposed to be a ONE LINE THING LMAO! I originally planned to have Axl say something like,"Cake Cream is a good opening act for Guns N'Roses ," and then NEVER mention Cake Cream again! I decided to make Cake Cream costars in both stories to give Axl a Band to Mentor and manage in 2022. Originally, Axl was pretending to be someone named Michael Randall Johnson. So him suddenly being in Guns N'Roses would seem weird.

    Axl decided to Mentor the up and coming Cake Cream who he believed at the time were the new Guns N'Roses. Soon, Jimmy inadvertently revealed "Michael Randall Johnson," to be Axl when he lifted up Axl's sleeve while he slept at a Cake Cream part and exposed Axl's Appetite For Destruction Album Cross Tattoo (I had THREE ways I would have Axl get exposed at the Cake Cream party.

    First way. Have Cake Cream drug his drink and make him fall asleep and then lift up his sleeve and expose the Tattoo while he slept. CREEPY. Second way. Have Axl be fully awake and have Cake Cream FIGHT the sleeve up against his will. CREEPY. Third way. Have Axl fall asleep on his own and have Jimmy lift up his sleeve and expose his Tattoo. The best way to do it.


    Guns N'Roses is already well established in the world, I felt that Axl should bring up Cake Cream as a Famous Band too. Cake Cream is purely AXL'S Band and he doesn't have to share the credit with anyone else. , In a nutshell, Cake Cream is Axl Rose's Band, not a Guns N'Roses Protege. Axl himself pointed out that he gets the sole credit for Cake Cream and doesn't have to share it with Guns N'Roses.
    Last edited by Tasha; Yesterday at 05:36 PM.
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  2. #1222
    But Axl is only the secondary singer!

    How then is it that a back up singer gets to call it "his" band?

    You don't see that kind of shit in the real world.

    Time to face the truth: this tale spun out of control long ago and can never be reined in.

    Keep it up.
    What, Me Worry?

  3. #1223
    Originally Posted by MisterV View Post
    But Axl is only the secondary singer!

    How then is it that a back up singer gets to call it "his" band?

    You don't see that kind of shit in the real world.

    Time to face the truth: this tale spun out of control long ago and can never be reined in.

    Keep it up.
    Cake Cream is Axl's Band because he is Cake Cream's Manager and Mentor. He just happens to be the Secondary Singer.
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  4. #1224
    In your world "manager and mentor=owner of the band?"

    Strange world.

    BTW...the real Axl has been known to be a bully and an asshole.

    It seems you're attracted to guys like that, present company included.

    Hell, he sued over the now infamous "Fat Axl" memes: wonder what he'll do to YOU for having your Axl suck cocks, take it up the ass and sing with a lispy falsetto?

    Better lawyer up...
    Last edited by MisterV; Yesterday at 06:09 PM.
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  5. #1225
    Originally Posted by MisterV View Post
    In your world "manager and mentor=owner of the band?"

    Strange world.

    BTW...the real Axl has been known to be a bully and an asshole.

    It seems you're attracted to guys like that, present company included.

    Hell, he sued over the now infamous "Fat Axl" memes: wonder what he'll do to YOU for having your Axl suck cocks, take it up the ass and sing with a lispy falsetto?

    Better lawyer up...
    Cake Cream is Axl's Band. He OWNS Cake Cream. He bought Cake Cream Band for 500 Million. He bought the Cake Cream name, rights, royalties, copyright, songs. He's the CEO of Cake Cream.
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  6. #1226
    Who did he buy it from, the tooth fairy?
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  7. #1227
    Originally Posted by MisterV View Post
    Who did he buy it from, the tooth fairy?
    He bought Cake Cream from Cake Cream. Cake Cream sold him the rights, royalties, songs, name, and copyright for 100 Million each.
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  8. #1228
    Axl also bought the name and rights to Abby Garn's Laboratory of Horrors for a cool $300 million. After he secretly put an audio and video recording device on Mike during his little trips, Axl discovered the fruit people and decided he could make a lot more money off the fruit people than what Abby was doing, running a brothel of sorts.

  9. #1229
    Originally Posted by Tasha View Post
    Originally Posted by MisterV View Post
    Who did he buy it from, the tooth fairy?
    He bought Cake Cream from Cake Cream. Cake Cream sold him the rights, royalties, songs, name, and copyright for 100 Million each.
    Stupid move: five hundred million bucks would have bought him quite a few DQ strawberry blizzards.
    What, Me Worry?

  10. #1230
    Originally Posted by MisterV View Post
    Stupid move: five hundred million bucks would have bought him quite a few DQ strawberry blizzards.
    After purchasing the rights to Abby Garn's Lab of Horrors, Axl demoted Abby from Madame to lab tech. There would be no more brothel activities. Now, the focus was on creating the ultimate fruit-hobo hybrid that was capable of shitting out DQ strawberry blizzard goo. Abby's trio of pet citrus people were put to to work as her assistants. No more sitting on their asses playing checkers or chess or whatever.

    Abby was due to give Axl an update on her progress creating hybrids of strawberries and hobos harvested from Alaska who were capable of surviving freezing temperatures. Her first speciman was a giant strawberry with four human arms and two human legs and 1024 eyeballs all over its shiny red body. Axl peered deeply into one of its eyes. The his delight, the irises were pineapple rings!

    "Beautiful work Abby, now what happens if we feed this fucker a quart of heavy cream and cup of sugar? The answer better be shitting out a DQ strawberry blizzard into the empty cup I'm holding," Axl barked.

    "The answer is actually nothing, Axl, because he doesn't have a mouth." Abby replied matter of factly.

    "God dammit woman, if you don't get the next one right I'm gonna make myself a tangerine-lemon-lime smoothie!"

    Abby frowned and turned back to her lab. Threatening her citrus dudes was the last straw. She would give him a blizzard alright. A cyanide blizzard. Abby set down to work on her best creation yet...

  11. #1231
    Originally Posted by MisterV View Post
    Originally Posted by Tasha View Post
    Originally Posted by MisterV View Post
    Who did he buy it from, the tooth fairy?
    He bought Cake Cream from Cake Cream. Cake Cream sold him the rights, royalties, songs, name, and copyright for 100 Million each.
    Stupid move: five hundred million bucks would have bought him quite a few DQ strawberry blizzards.
    I do not get why your Fictional Axl Rose and Cake Cream constantly eat DQ strawberry blizzards.
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  12. #1232
    The regular consumption of DQ strawberry blizzards has been clinically proven to inhibit the growth of brain worms: you know, like RFK had / has.

    This scrumptious concoction is like a Cake Cream insurance poicy: Axl originally came from a place and time where brain worms ran amuck: that's why he fled to a different worm-free time and place.

    He's trying to Save the World, actually...from brain worms.

    But hey, I'm sure you know that: it's YOUR fiction story, you wrote it.
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