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  1. #241
    Originally Posted by MisterV View Post
    Originally Posted by Tasha View Post
    Cake Cream won 6 Grammys in a single night, had three albums go to number one in less than two months, and are the wealthiest Band in the world. They wouldn't be in the Guinness World Records for Most Irrelevant Band ever.
    The audience for popular music is very fickle, Tasha: they will turn on you in a heartbeat.

    For example, remember Tiny Tim?

    Hero one day, laughing stock the next.

    Or how about Vanilla Ice?

    Irrelevancy happens.

    You yourself recently wrote how quickly they became irrelevant when a new band eclipesed them; what, are you saying you lied?

    Are you a big fat liar?

    Cake Cream was only irrelevant for only like TWO days and went right back to being highly successful and famous. In my story it was implied that only being irrelevant for a couple of days is no big deal.

    Vanilla Ice is a two hit Wonder, not nearly as successful as a band who won 6 Grammys, had 3 number one albums in less than two months, and was the Wealthiest Band in the world, even surpassing The Beatles financially. The Beatles started out about 59 years ago. Cake Cream started in 2022 and are already wealthier than The Beatles.

    Edit. The reason Wild Guns briefly became more relevant than Cake Cream is because Wild Water is the New Guns N'Roses, not Cake Cream. Axl went around promoting Cake Cream as the New Guns N'Roses, so naturally, People thought Cake Cream was the New Guns N'Roses, but they are not. Wild Water is. So, naturally, when it was said that Wild Water was actually the new Guns N'Roses, People naturally flocked to Wild Water. But Cake Cream is BETTER than Wild Water. So, naturally, Cake Cream came back on top after a couple of days of irrelevancy .
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  2. #242
    Tasha, I gotta tell ya: Cake Cream is beyond irrelevant, they are passe'.

    All thanks to you.

    Wild Water has thoroughly kicked their ass to the homeless curb with their unique combination of break beats, dubbed vocals and tuneful queefs.

    Nobody listens to Cake Cream any more; well, maybe a few old folks homes pipe their tunes in to entertain their nearly dead residents, but that's it.

    Their implosion into irrelevance is the lead story this month in Rolling Stone magaizine:

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    Read it and weep.
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  3. #243
    Billy had a successful solo career recording his cabbage toots and sealing them in custom made jars that played the recording when the lid was opened.

  4. #244
    Cake Cream had won 500 Million each from the Brandon Records thing and they were worth 2.5 Billion at the time just from that. They each gave Axl 100 Million for being such a good Friend and Manager to them, so they were still worth 2 billion just from the Brandon Records thing. Before the Brandon Records thing, Cake Cream were worth about 100 Million each, or 500 Million combined. With Bronze Cake, each Cake Cream Member got at least 50 million each. So they, combined still were worth at least 2.5 Billion. Wow! They were the wealthiest Music Band in the World in only their 20's!



    Guinness World Records put Cake Cream as the Wealthiest Music Band in the world. They even surpassed The Beatles, who are worth about 2.2 Billion.



    Cake Cream and Axl were excited! Cake Cream were now officially in the Guinness World Records! WOW! Funny how life turned out. Cake Cream once again, went from being kind of unknown earlier this year to being really successful and very wealthy, and are now a part of History as a part of Guinness World Records.



    Cake Cream were wondering if they should start charging more for Cake Cream tickets now that they were the Wealthiest Band in the world. They wondered if they should charge $500 a ticket now.



    Axl shook his head. Remember, we made a promise to NEVER raise Cake Cream tickets. We PROMISED that we would ALWAYS charge $25 a ticket. We have to honor our PROMISE.



    Cake Cream reluctantly agreed to keep their promise to NEVER raise Cake Cream ticket prices. Axl smiled. In an interesting thing, on Social Media, there were lots of Cakers who mentioned how grateful they were that a Cake Cream ticket was only $25 and would be only $25 for good. They mentioned they loved how cheap it was, especially with inflation.



    Axl gave Cake Cream meaningful looks.



    Cake Cream were like," Okay, Axl, you're right."



    Axl smiled again. Life was good.



    John Wilson was incarcerated in another State, Axl's Band, Cake Cream, were the Wealthiest Music Band in the world, they were wildly successful, he himself was worth about 700 Million. He had these 4 Cake Cream Brothers and a Cake Boyfriend who loved him dearly and vice versa. Axl was glad he decided to stay with Cake Cream and vice versa.
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  5. #245
    Axl needed a few hundred million to help get Trump elected, so he called his CPA.

    He'd previously given his and all of Cake Cream's full power of attorney to the CPA to manage their money; they preferred to spend their time smiling, shaking hands, and thanking each other for being who they thought they were.

    Uh oh: he was informed that the line was now a non-working number.

    Axl hopped on his Vespa and putted to the CPA's "office," which was really a stall in a neighbor's cow barn: Bessie was there chewing her cud but the CPA was now MIA.

    Axl asked farmer Brown where the CPA was, and the farmer hitched up his ovealls, chewed on some straw and said "He moved out. Said something about 'Suckers are born every minute.'"

    Distraught, Axl went to the bank where the CPA had entrusted all of their funds and soon learned all the accounts had been closed, the money was gone.

    Axl smiled, shook the teller's hand and chilled in the bank lobby for a few minutes, then he went to DQ for a strawberry blizzard: it was tasty.

    Fortified, he returned home to tell Cake Cream the news, but upon entering they all swarmed him, blowing party horns and sand "Happy Birthday, Axl" in perfect harmony.

    Axl smiled, shook their hands, thanked them and then chilled: they passed around their bong and got wasted: the bad news could wait, partying had priority.

    They grooved to Wild Water's latest hit and smiled beatifically.
    Last edited by MisterV; 01-30-2023 at 07:06 PM.
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  6. #246
    Originally Posted by MisterV View Post
    Axl had a bad feeling, so he called his CPA.

    He'd previously given his and all of Cake Cream's full power of attorney to the CPA to manage their money; they preferred to spend their time smiling, shaking hands, and thanking each other for being who they thought they were.

    Uh oh: the line was a non-working number.

    Axl hopped on his Vespa and putted to the CPA's "office," which was really a stall in a neighbor's cow barn: Bessie was there chewing her cud but the CPA was now MIA.

    Axl asked farmer Brown where the CPA was, and the farmer hitched up his ovealls, chewed on some straw and said "He moved out. Said something about "Suckers are born every minute."

    Distraught, Axl went to the bank where the CPA had entrusted all of the funds and soon learned all the accounts had been closed, the money was gone.

    Axl smiled, shook the teller's hand and chilled in the bank lobby for a few minutes, then he went to DQ for a strawberry blizzard.

    Fortified, he returned home to tell Cake Cream the news, but upon entering they all swarmed him, blowing party horns and sand "Happy Birthday, Axl" in perfect harmony.

    Axl smiled, shook their hands, and chilled: the news could wait, partying had priority.
    Actually, Axl has sole Power Of Attorney over Cake Cream, he didn't give Power Of Attorney to anyone else. Cake Cream and Axl's money is in Ocean Bank Accounts.

    Also, Axl's birthday was in February before he ever time traveled. He time traveled in April.
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  7. #247
    Liar, liar, pants on fire.

    Get with the program.
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  8. #248
    When the weed was all gone and the band members were close to nodding out, Axl told them how all their money had been felonioulsly purloined by their bent accountant, and that the CPA and all of their money had disappeared: they were now broke.

    It turns out the timing of his announcement was perfect, as all the members of Cake Cream were too high to grasp its significance.

    "Far out" said Billy, as he reached for some Oreos.

    "Cool" and "Whatever" said two other band members while grabbing for slices of non-contact pizza.

    Axl realized that when they recovered their wits they'd blame him for this, so he made the most crucial managerial decision of his life: he would make certain they never recovered their wits.

    He went to the ghetto and bought more weed plus a shit load of fentanyl, brought it back, mixed it together, stuffed it in the bong and voila', before you know it the band members were fentanyl junkies.

    Axl smiled, shook their hands, and they thanked him.
    Last edited by MisterV; 01-30-2023 at 07:51 PM.
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  9. #249
    Axl awoke in a panic. He struggled to open his eyes but they were glued shut with mucous. He tried moving his arms and legs, but the best he could manage was wiggling a few fingers. His skin burned with cold and his heart raced. Vaguely he remembered where he was: submerged in water in an isolation tank. He found his voice and called out for help, but his voice cracked and faltered. Calm down he told himself. You signed up for this. Once they realize you're awake they'll get you out.

    Five minutes later he heard the loud creaking of the chamber's doors being opened. The bright lights of the lab at once blinded Axl but he smiled nonetheless. What a wild ride.

    "How you doing Axl?" the hot young lab tech, Judith, said as she reached her arm in to help Axl out of the chamber. "You were in there for exactly 38 hours and 56 minutes. That's a lab record!"

    Axl blushed happily. He couldn't wait to tell Judith the hot lab tech and the lab's principal investigator, Dr. Tashathan, what he had experienced in there. It had been the most incredible, immersive fever dream. He had somehow dreamed in two consciousnesses at once: as himself in the current year and as his 23 year old self from the past. There had also been shitty tribute bands, document signings, men in penis costumes, tribal casinos, and lots of hand shaking.

    Dr. Tashathan entered and rushed over to Axl, still naked and dripping wet. She had brought food and a change of clothes, but when she saw his erect member, she was overcome with a hunger all her own.

    "Judith, would you please give us a moment?" Dr. Tashathan barked. Judith understood what was about to go down and furtively exited the lab, locking the door behind her.

    Axl started, "Dr. Tashathan you are not going to believe what I dreamed about in your isolation tank, it was like---" but Dr. Tashathan cut him off.

    "Not another word hot stuff." She ripped off her bodice and went to town on his knob. Axl was dazed and delighted. The BJ was even better than the ones he had dreamed of receiving from Nathan, the man in the penis costume. The beej relaxed him to the point where he could not help but release several cubic feet of hot eggy gas from betwixt his hirsute ass cheeks. The aroma hit Dr. Tashathan's nostrils and her eyes rolled in pleasure. Yes, dear reader, Dr. Tashathan was about to climax from the smell of Axl's fart.

  10. #250
    Axl smiled, shook her hand, thanked her profusely for the hummer and then left the immersion clinic with a spring in his step and herpes simplex coursing through his blood.

    Whoa, what a weird day or two it had been.

    His band had been in Miami for a gig at Mar-a-Lago for Trump, and getting blown by the lab tech eclipsed the joy he'd felt when shaking Trump's fat paw; could his life get any better?

    On a whim he ubered to the nearest casino and plopped his aged rear end in a urine stained chair: time to play Double Diamond, his favorite game.

    Soon after he started the bells went off: he'd hit the jackpot !

    That was when he first noticed the non-descript lady sitting next to him: she clapped her hands together, saying "Bravo, bravo" and then said "So, now you can afford to buy me a drink, yes?"

    Axl studied her: frumpy, chunky, and with a hideous hand bag; "Uh, I'll pass; I just got sucked off at the immersion clinic."

    But then he smiled, shook her hand, thanked her and left to get a strawberry blizzard at DQ.

    She sighed, then went on to lose that month's rent money.
    Last edited by MisterV; 01-31-2023 at 12:09 AM.
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  11. #251
    Axl said to Cake Cream,"It's so good that we have a combined net worth of at least 3 Billion. "He smiled. Cake Cream smiled back at him.



    They watched the News and....Brian Washington claimed he was suing Cake Cream for 50 Million each for not stopping Axl from punching him in his face and breaking his Camera.



    Cake Cream and Axl were incredulous.



    Cake Cream were like,"Brian Washington is trying to sue us AGAIN?



    Axl shook his head. "He can't sue you guys. He signed a legally binding Contract that states he is NEVER allowed to ask you guys for money after getting the $200,000. I can't believe he's trying to sue you guys again.



    Brian Washington gave a rakish, nasty smile and showed the News his copy of the Contract.



    Axl had signed his name as Axl Rose on the Contract and not W. Axl Rose, his full legal name. Oops. Technical Loophole. Brian could sue Cake Cream for 50 Million.



    Cake Cream were like,"Uh, there's no way that Brian Washington could sue us, right? Axl gave them chagrined looks.



    "Yes, he could sue you guys. I didn't sign my full legal name. Cake Cream were worried.



    Axl said,"This is my fault, I'll take care of it"



    Cake Cream trusted him, tentatively.



    Axl sent each of them 50 Million each from his own Bank Account for them to pay Brian Washington.



    Brian Washington said he was suing them in two days. Cake Cream were grateful that Axl rectified his mistake by giving them 50 Million each in order to pay off Brian Washington.



    Axl and Cake Cream hatched a plan together. They did a Cake Cream show the next day and were really good. Fans cheered wildly.



    On the Court Date, Axl and Cake Cream showed up early. They didn't even need Lawyers for this. Cake Cream would just pay Brian Washington the 50 Million each.



    Soon, Brian Washington showed up with a Lawyer. The Court was in Session soon.



    Brian gave Cake Cream and Axl cool smirks and was like,"Nice to see you guys," Cake Cream and Axl gave mocking sneers back.



    Brian's Lawyer said that Brian was entitled to the 50 Million each from Cake Cream because Axl didn't sign his full legal name.



    Axl had drawn up a Contract that said,"I, Brian Dean Washington promise to NEVER sue or ask James Mitchell Dobson, William Anderson Parks, Andrew Tyson McCall, James Patrick King, Michael Alexander Thompson, no one in Guns N'Roses, W. Axl Rose, Axl Rose, for money after getting 50 Million each. Axl showed Brian Washington the Contract and Brian read, understood, agreed and signed, being excited over the very near prospect of being $250 Million richer. Cake Cream also signed all of their full names. The Judge allowed Axl to sign his legal name, W. Axl Rose as Witness even though he drew up the Contract. Cake Cream all Zelled Brian $ 50 Million each. Brian was happy to be $250 Million richer. Brian paid his Lawyer. The Court was adjourned shortly. Cake Cream and Axl went home.
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  12. #252
    Nathasha, a deranged gold-digging gambling addict, had a plan.

    She'd watched most of the vapid, inane courtroom farce and decided she'd take advantage of Axl's stupidity / generosity.

    She left while the case was ongoing and went into a stall in the ladies' room and burned the top of her hand with her Bic lighter; she thought it smelled better than crack.

    Then she bought a cup of coffee from the court vendor and waited outside the courtroom for her big opportunity.

    It arrived.

    As Axl walked out, smiling, shaking hands, and dreaming about eating a DQ strawberry blizzard Nathasha walked perpendicular to and in front of him, timing it so they collided.

    In doing so the hot coffed spilled onto her previously burned hand.

    "Argh ! You burned me !" she screamed, emoting as a damsel in distress.

    "Oh my god ! Let me see."

    Axl saw the second and third degree burns and his mouth dropped.

    "I will sue you for billions !" wailed the black scam artist; "I am a professional gambler, a slot AP, and now I cannot ply my trade ever again ! Woe is me !"

    Quick on his feet, Axl asked if they could settle without going to court; she said yes and Axl agreed to pay her $100 Million for her troubles; they agreed to uber to his bank for the cash payment.

    While walking alone down the court house hallway stairs side by side Axl violently pushed her; she went down head over heals, breaking her greedy neck in the process.

    Axl smiled, shook her limp hand, and thanked her for dying.

    Later, while eating his strawberry blizzard at DQ, Axl smiled, shook his own hand and thanked himself for being proactive.
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  13. #253
    As Axl exited the courthouse, he laughed that nobody had caught on to the fact that his real legal last name was in fact Evita, not Rose or Bailey, and that he had legally removed William and Bruce from his legal name ages ago. Newly financially liberated Axl Evita headed once again toward DQ, this time to get an Oreo Blizzard. Killing that rando in the courthouse stairwell had worked up an appetite, and his undiagnosed diabetes demon was moaning for more sugar.

    Sitting on the outside picnic tables, he espied a middle aged man doing a book of word puzzles. Axl, who had taken an internet IQ test and discovered that he was a full standard deviation above genius, asked the man if he could have a crack at one of the puzzles.

    "Sure man. This page is anagrams. They're wicked hard. I'm trying to find an anagram of 'Nip appeal' that's something you eat. I mean, what's appealing about Nips?"

    Axl smiled wryly. "That's easy my dude. The answer is pineapple."

    The middle aged man stared in awe. "Shit dude you're good. My name's Bart Bosof. It anagrams to Fart Boobs."

    Axl farted. "My name's Axl Evita. I don't know what it anagrams to, never really thought about it."

    The middle aged man said, "Ancient scholars said there was lots of wisdom in anagrams. Write your name here on the margin and we'll work it out."

    Axl carefully wrote 'Axl Evita' in block letters with his non-dominant hand so that it wouldn't look like a signature. He didn't want to find out later that this seemingly innocuous puzzle book was actually a contract or paternity agreement.

    The middle aged man studied the letters carefully for a few minutes before his face went dark. "Aw shit my dude, this is even worse than my name's anagram."

    "What do you mean?" Axl asked.

    The middle aged man swallowed, "Sir, your name anagrams to laxative."

  14. #254
    Axl wondered if he should get Cake Cream to sign legally binding Contracts naming him as their Lawyer. He was already their Power Of Attorney, and was already their Legal Representative, and was basically already acting like their Lawyer, so being their Lawyer wasn't too far off.



    He asked all of Cake Cream if they'd like to sign legally binding Contracts making him their Lawyer. He made very compelling reasons why he'd make a good Lawyer for them, mainly pointing out he was their Power Of Attorney and their Legal Representative.



    Cake Cream deliberated amongst themselves and thought Axl would be a great Lawyer for them. They agreed verbally and Axl smiled and drew up the Contracts stating he was their Lawyer. Cake Cream read, understood, agreed and signed. Axl signed too and they all smiled. Axl was now officially their Lawyer!



    They went to Claven Records with the Contracts and Claven Records agreed to let Axl be Cake Cream's Lawyer.



    Cake Cream and Axl thanked Claven Records and were welcomed. They chatted with Claven Records and then said their goodbyes and left. They went to a Restaurant to celebrate Axl now officially being Cake Cream's Lawyer. They had a nice steak lunch and paid.



    They went to the Library and Axl checked out Law Books. The librarian looked at him curiously, but didn't verbally question Axl checking out Law Books. Axl and Cake Cream blushed. She rung him up. She was thanked and she welcomed him. Axl and Cake Cream left and went home. Axl studied the law books. He studied as if he were a Law Student studying to be a Lawyer.



    Cake Cream were confident in their choice to let Axl be their Lawyer. They trusted him. Axl soon took a nap. When he awoke, Cake Cream asked him how much he wanted them to pay him to be their Lawyer.



    Axl responded,"I'm Pro Bono for you guys, which means I do my Lawyering for you guys for free."



    Cake Cream were like,"It doesn't seem right that you're our Lawyer and we don't pay you ANYTHING. Cake Cream wanted to pay Axl SOMETHING.



    Axl was like,"Okay, you guys can pay me a one time flat fee of $1 Million combined.



    Cake Cream smiled and agreed and Zelled Axl $200,000 each.



    Axl smiled and thanked them and was welcomed.
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  15. #255
    Axl opened up the tome on Contract Law and was stunned to see how approachable and non-mystifying the law could be.

    In attempting to explain the notion of a contract, he read: "She offered her honor, he honored her offer, and was on her and off her all night."

    "This is easy" he concluded; he rewarded himself with a strawberry blizzard.

    The next day he and Cake Cream went before a judge seeking an injunction to prevent Wild Water from pirating their songs.

    Axl was proud of his hand written motion; he had stayed within the lines of his Big Chief legal tablet.

    "This shit is easy" he chuckled to himself.

    But then judge V glared at him, asking "Who the hell are you?"

    "I'm their attorney, Axl."

    "Funny, I never saw you here before; what is your bar number?"

    Axl paused, then said "555-1212; that's the phone numbor of the Plucked Goose, my favorite watering hole."

    "Bailiff !" screamed the judge; two beefy bailiffs appeared.

    "Arrest this man; he's practicing law without a license. Contempt of court. Thirty days in the cooler."

    Axl thanked the judge and tried to shake his hand but the bailiffs interpreted his action as an attempted assault so he was well and thoroughly tased.

    "Fucking amateur" exclaimed judge V; "take him away, boys, and soften him up a bit with those billy clubs."
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  16. #256
    Originally Posted by MisterV View Post
    Axl opened up the tome on Contract Law and was stunned to see how approachable and non-mystifying the law could be.

    In attempting to explain the notion of a contract, he read: "She offered her honor, he honored her offer, and was on her and off her all night."

    "This is easy" he concluded; he rewarded himself with a strawberry blizzard.

    The next day he and Cake Cream went before a judge seeking an injunction to prevent Wild Water from pirating their songs.

    Axl was proud of his hand written motion; he had stayed within the lines of his Big Chief legal tablet.

    "This shit is easy" he chuckled to himself.

    But then judge V glared at him, asking "Who the hell are you?"

    "I'm their attorney, Axl."

    "Funny, I never saw you here before; what is your bar number?"

    Axl paused, then said "555-1212; that's the phone numbor of the Plucked Goose, my favorite watering hole."

    "Bailiff !" screamed the judge; two beefy bailiffs appeared.

    "Arrest this man; he's practicing law without a license. Contempt of court. Thirty days in the cooler."

    Axl thanked the judge and tried to shake his hand but the bailiffs interpreted his action as an attempted assault so he was well and thoroughly tased.

    "Fucking amateur" exclaimed judge V; "take him away, boys, and soften him up a bit with those billy clubs."
    Yep, did research after writing this part (I was also thinking Axl would have to pass the bar)and Axl could be in so much trouble for practicing law without a license, but I'm thinking of handwaving this as Axl being a LAWYER and not an Attorney. IIRC,. anyone can act as your Lawyer, but NOT as your Attorney.(In an upcoming part, a Prosecutor points out that Billy is Axl's Boyfriend, so that definitely is unethical for Axl to be dating his Client as a Lawyer) Besides, Axl was already Cake Cream's Legal Representative , so naturally the next step was him being their Lawyer.

    Edit. The Contracts Axl had Cake Cream read, understood agreed and sign stating Axl was their Lawyer is legally binding. Besides, Claven Records agreed to let Axl be Cake Cream's Lawyer and Cake Cream are Claven Records Employees. So, Claven Records could be held legally liable for agreeing to let Axl be Cake Cream's Lawyer. Claven Records could have said something like,"Are you guys crazy? We're not going to let Axl, who is not a legally licensed Lawyer be your Lawyer! Get out of here!" But Claven Records agreed, so they could be held legally liable.
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  17. #257
    The wannabe fiction writer decided that reality had no place in her make-believe world; reality must be consigned to the slag heap.

    Time travel: check.

    Doppelgangers: check.

    Unschooled, unlicensed rockers practicing law with impunity: check.

    Court cases coming to trial the day after being filed: check.

    Hundreds of millions being paid to settle worthless claims: check.

    What a steaming pile of shit Tasha's tale is: such fun to dump more excrement on it...
    Last edited by MisterV; 02-01-2023 at 12:16 PM.
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  18. #258
    Axl did more studying of the Law Books. Axl called W and told him he was now Cake Cream's Lawyer.



    W said,"Manager, Legal Representative, Mentor, Power Of Attorney, Boyfriend to Billy, Friend, and now Lawyer. Oh boy, you've got your hands full with this Cake Cream thing.



    Axl smiled. "I'm committed to Cake Cream.



    W replied, "And to think, not too long ago, you wanted to leave Cake Cream."



    Axl blushed shyly. "I'm really glad I stuck it out. I love Cake Cream. I really do. We definitely have that tight bond between all of us."



    W replied,"Especially you and Billy."



    Axl replied shyly,"Yeah. I love Billy so much and he loves me too. "



    W replied,"I'm really glad you found a very good love with Billy."



    Axl thanked him and was welcomed.



    Axl asked, "So, any special Woman in your life?"



    W replied,"Nope, very busy with Guns N'Roses/Wild Guns. Not dating anyone now "



    Axl responded,"Hopefully you find a special Woman soon, one that you have a deep love with like I found with Billy."



    W smiled and thanked Axl and was welcomed.



    They chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes and hung up.



    Axl thought about Current Guns N'Roses and wondered if he should get Izzy and Steven to come back to Guns N'Roses. He called W back and said," Hey, Axl, what's Steven and Izzy's phone numbers? "



    W responded,"Do you miss Izzy and Steven?"



    Axl responded,"Yeah, I miss them. I technically haven't spoken to them in decades."



    W lightheartedly responded,"Technically, you spoke to them about two months ago."



    Axl responded lightheartedly,"You know what I mean."



    W responded,"Yeah, I do. He gave Axl Izzy and Steven's phone numbers. He thanked W and was welcomed.



    They chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes and hung up.



    Axl called Steven and when Steven answered, Axl said, "How do you feel about joining Guns N'Roses in 2022?"



    Steven responded,"You guys kicked me out in the early 90's. I'm still bitter about it."



    Axl responded,"Technically, I haven't done that yet in my timeline. I'm only 25 and I did that in my late 20's.



    Steven responded tentatively,"It would be nice to be part of Guns N'Roses again. I do miss Guns N'Roses."



    Axl smiled and said,"I'd love to see you be a part of Guns N'Roses again too in 2022."



    Steven responded,"Maybe I can show up at the next Guns N'Roses Show."



    Axl pointed out that the next Guns N'Roses Show was tomorrow. Steven said he would be there. Axl was happy. They chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes and hung up.



    Axl smiled triumphantly. Izzy was next. Axl called Izzy and when Izzy picked up, Axl told Izzy he wanted him to be part of Guns N'Roses.



    Izzy said,"I quit almost 30 years ago. Almost 30 years ago."



    Axl said,"Izzy, it would make me really happy if you'd come back to Guns N'Roses. I miss you. This would mean a lot to me."



    Izzy relented and said he would be at the next Guns N'Roses Show.



    Axl smiled and thanked him and was welcomed. They chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes and hung up.



    Steven and Izzy were coming to tomorrow's Guns N'Roses Show! Axl was happy.
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  19. #259
    During the show the audience booed and threw rotten fish at Izzy and Steven, yelling "Get the fuck off the stage grandpa, we need young blood up there."

    Mackeral and thousand island dressing dripped off their motorcycle helmets.

    "Fuck this shit" they both said in unison: then they bailed mid-set.

    The audience went nuts: they stormed the stage and beat the band members and their roadies to a pulp; they destroyed their equipment, and when leaving set the venue on fire.

    Axl's last thought before passing out was "Oh shit, I forgot to thank them and shake their hand..."
    What, Me Worry?

  20. #260
    Cake Cream and Axl chilled until the next day.



    The next day, Axl called both Izzy and Steven and told them to wear motorcycle helmets and bulletproof vests. They agreed. Axl told them both he couldn't wait to see them at tonight's Wild Guns Show. They told him they couldn't wait to see him too. They all chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes and hung up.



    W got Cake Cream and Axl more Wild Guns tickets and they got ready for the Wild Guns Show. They went.



    At the Venue, Steven and Izzy were there and Wild Guns were there too.



    W looked at Steven and Izzy in shock.



    "What the hell are you guys doing here?" W asked confused.



    Axl hadn't told W that he was planning on having Izzy and Steven come to see Wild Guns. W was completely blindsided.



    Cake Cream scolded Axl for not telling W that he planned on Steven and Izzy showing up at Wild Guns.



    Even W was like,"Axl, you should have told me that you were planning on Izzy and Steven show up tonight. Izzy and Steven blushed.



    Axl said,"Okay, I should have told you, but the fact that Steven and Izzy actually showed up shows they are willing to bury the hatchet. " Steven and Izzy admitted they wanted to bury the hatchet.



    W was like,"Okay, Steven and Izzy can stay. I want the hatchet buried too." He smiled.



    Steven and Izzy smiled happily.



    Soon, Sam, Patrick, Dean, Matthew, Kenny, Thomas(Wild Water) and Slash, Melissa, Frank, Richard, Dizzy, and Duff(Guns N'Roses) showed up to the Venue. They were surprised to see Steven and Izzy there. The situation was explained and Axl got more scolding for not telling the rest of Guns N'Roses and Wild Water that Steven and Izzy were coming, but it was quickly forgiven.



    Steven and Izzy were welcomed warmly by all of Guns N'Roses, Wild Water, Axl and Cake Cream. They humbly accepted. Steven, Izzy, Wild Water, Guns N'Roses practiced and sounded good.



    It was soon time for the show.



    The Wild Guns Show started behind bulletproof plexiglass barriers and sounded good.



    Izzy and Steven came wearing their motorcycle helmets and Audience Members wondered who the two new Members were. W said,"Here are a couple of old Friends who decided to come back to us!" Steven and Izzy removed their motorcycle helmets briefly and smiled. The audience cheered wildly, happy to see Steven and Izzy back in Guns N'Roses and with Wild Guns. Steven and Izzy put back their motorcycle helmets and played with Wild Guns. They all sounded good. The Audience cheered wildly more. W asked Izzy and Steven if they wanted to be part of Wild Guns and Wild Guns were all okay with this idea. Izzy and Steven blushed and agreed. Wild Guns were all happy.



    Cake Cream and Axl were glad that Izzy and Steven were now part of Wild Guns.



    The Audience liked this too.



    The Wild Guns and Steven and Izzy show continued and was really good and the final sendoff happened to wild cheering. The show was soon over.



    After the Show, Axl was thanked for asking Steven and Izzy to show up at Wild Guns Show tonight. Axl shyly blushed and Cake Cream were happy. So were Steven, Izzy, and all of Wild Guns.
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