Originally Posted by
MisterV
Axl received his advance copy of "Guiness Book of World Records."
He felt nervous, like a cat on a hot tin roof, anticipating what he'd see.
Huh? WTF?
Instead of awarding them world records for musical achievements, the only world record awarded to them was for "most irrelevant band ever."
He went to Cake Cream and they all had a good, group cry together, it was cathartic and picked up their spirits.
Axl suggested they go out and eat waffles and they all thanked him for such a wonderful idea.
"Do you think we could play again at Chinook Winds Casino?" asked Billy while he poured Jemima on his waffles.
"I guess, but I thought you didn't like the turn out."
"I didn't, but I enjoyed the tribal ceremonies, especially the one with peyote; I mean, who knew tee-pees could fly?"
Axl knew, and it was all he could do to hold his tongue.