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  1. #1181
    yeah, then have Cake Cream hire ten year old Jake.

    He needs to experience the delights of life in America, since he's from England: he'll especially relish DQ strawberry blizzards, as do we all.

    Maybe have Jake, old Axl and new Axl on stage at the same time: they'd be beside themselves.
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  2. #1182
    Originally Posted by pinchingyourballs View Post
    Originally Posted by Tasha View Post
    The next day, Billy, Axl, Jimmy, and James got up. They ate pancakes and eggs and drank orange juice and water. They all chatted about Andy and Mike moving out together. They wanted to go visit them today.

    Meanwhile, Andy and Mike got up and ate waffles and eggs. They drank apple juice and water. They chatted about Andy's crush on Axl.
    Nice details Tasha. I'm really curious about how Andy is going to turn Mike gay. Is Mike secretly bisexual or something? I just don't see how Andy is going to avoid getting his heart broken again since Mike is straight. Maybe Andy needs to branch out both musically and personally, meet new people and get a fresh start somewhere where there isn't all this bad blood. Maybe it is time to inject some new blood into Cake Cream with Andy's replacement.
    Mike is Straight. He just decided to take care of Andy because he knew Andy needed his help. Andy did get temporarily fired from Cake Cream when he stole 1.4 Billion from Cake Cream and Axl gave him a scathing email and fired him. Axl asked Cake Cream if Andy should be voted out of Cake Cream for stealing 1.6 Billion from them and Cake Cream said yes. As Cake Cream's Manager, Axl didn't HAVE to ask them if Andy should be voted out of Cake Cream, he could have just fired him on his own with no input from Cake Cream, but he wanted this to be a group decision.

    Axl let Andy back to Cake Cream after Andy gave Cake Cream their money back plus interest and showed regret and remorse over stealing from them.
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  3. #1183
    Originally Posted by Tasha View Post
    Originally Posted by pinchingyourballs View Post
    Originally Posted by Tasha View Post
    The next day, Billy, Axl, Jimmy, and James got up. They ate pancakes and eggs and drank orange juice and water. They all chatted about Andy and Mike moving out together. They wanted to go visit them today.

    Meanwhile, Andy and Mike got up and ate waffles and eggs. They drank apple juice and water. They chatted about Andy's crush on Axl.
    Nice details Tasha. I'm really curious about how Andy is going to turn Mike gay. Is Mike secretly bisexual or something? I just don't see how Andy is going to avoid getting his heart broken again since Mike is straight. Maybe Andy needs to branch out both musically and personally, meet new people and get a fresh start somewhere where there isn't all this bad blood. Maybe it is time to inject some new blood into Cake Cream with Andy's replacement.
    Mike is Straight. He just decided to take care of Andy because he knew Andy needed his help. Andy did get temporarily fired from Cake Cream when he stole 1.4 Billion from Cake Cream and Axl gave him a scathing email and fired him. Axl asked Cake Cream if Andy should be voted out of Cake Cream for stealing 1.6 Billion from them and Cake Cream said yes. As Cake Cream's Manager, Axl didn't HAVE to ask them if Andy should be voted out of Cake Cream, he could have just fired him on his own with no input from Cake Cream, but he wanted this to be a group decision.

    Axl let Andy back to Cake Cream after Andy gave Cake Cream their money back plus interest and showed regret and remorse over stealing from them.
    Axl should not have let Andy back in. That shows a lack of resolve, poor judgment and puts Andy at odds with the rest of the band because they secretly want him out (and voted so) but now have to act like they are cool with Andy because Axl was weak.

  4. #1184
    Axl farted in Billie's mouth as his concubine was rimming him: "Oops...'scuse me."

    Billie came up for air, smiled, and taking a deep breath he dove back in.

    While Billie was "tickling his fancy" and working on a Dirty Sanchez Axl decided that the time had come to cast off Andy and get a new band member for Cake Cream.

    Axl called Andy and told him he was out of Cake Cream: Andy cried tears of woe while Axl howled in quasi-orgasmic glee: "Thanks Billie, I needed that."

    The boys took all of Andy's things and put them outside their luxurious penthous suite; all pumped up they brayed, mooed and farted languidly.

    Axl decided to add some young blood to the band, to capture the hearts and wallets of the upcoming generation: he called Jake in England and soon worked out a deal where Axl would home school 10 year old Jake while Jake became one of the Band of Brothers.

    Soon Jake arrived and it was obvious that he would be a perfect fit; they all feasted on DQ strawberry blizzards to celebrate.

    Axl posted this video to familiarize the fans with the latest and arguably greatest edition to Cake Cream.

    Last edited by MisterV; 07-10-2024 at 03:00 PM.
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  5. #1185
    Jake quickly mastered all of the Cake Cream repertoire; "it's easy...even a nine year old could do it" he smirked between gulps of his DQ strawberry blizzard.

    Axl was stunned with Jake's prowess: "Holy shit Billie, this kid's got chops!"

    They played a gig at the James L. Knight center and as expected a horde of seven to twelve year old pre-pubescent fans showed up, screaming "Jake...Jake" ala Beatlemania.

    The band toured Europe and the throng grew exponentially, crushing mobs of kids shouting "Jake...Jake."

    While Axl welcomed the money the fans paid he bristled at the fawning over Jake; he privately mused "I'm the star, not this kid."

    Things came to a head when Time magazine named Jake "Kid of the Year:" Axl fired the youngster and rehired a grateful Andy.

    "There can be only one." said Axl, "and I am that one. Hell, I didn't travel through time just to be upstaged by a ten year old."

    Cake Cream all tooted stinkeroos as a sign of support, then played a rousing game of Candy Land,fluffed their pillows and fell into la la land.
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  6. #1186
    Jake didn't take his sudden dismissal from Cake Cream lightly.

    Ensconced in his bedroom in Jolly Old England the phenom worked his phone til he put together a Super Group to rival Cake Cream.

    They stopped to play a gig in Miami, the same night Cake Cream was playing at the James L. Knight center and only three fans showed up to watch Axl and his merry men: everyone else drooled over 'Everything's Jake."

    Axl was so depressed he wanted to time travel back to where he started, and after he took a good, long stinky shit he realized that it was in fact finally over.

    He called a meeting with Cake Cream and announced he was disbanding the band.

    The lads farted farts of remorse but blithely accepted their fate; their last act as a group was to wolf down a copious amount of DQ strawberry blizzards.
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  7. #1187
    Originally Posted by MisterV View Post

    Ah, but there's zero "future" in playing the tunes of others.

    ---> Esther Before Ahasuerus (Tintoretto).

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    1,178 goes to 1178 = 19*62, to form 1961, by adding the 1, to the 1, 9 and 6, and, goes to 1602 ---> 2061, by adding the 0, to the 1, 6 and 2.

    As well, 1,100 ---> the 1's overlapped, or, to the 1's added = (1 + 1) = 2, after the 78-part, for 781, or 782, respectively, about the number of posts where old, old Garnabby stopped posting, temporarily, before. Moreover, this post is in spot #1187, as 11 ---> 1, or (1 + 1) = 2, for 187, or 287, respectively. I liked the numeral, #781, for some unknown reason, but felt compelled, a bit later on, to add the bonus post of #782, and, hence, reworked the 1's, from 1100 above, to allow for both numerals.

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    https://vegascasinotalk.com/forum/sh...l=1#post147134 (Post #782)

    Looking at the last paragraph of the latter post above, there's a reference to "the eggy man", which is sort of like "chicken man", to describe MrV, in my immediately previous post, at https://vegascasinotalk.com/forum/sh...l=1#post180044 , except that eggy means lightly annoyed, I guess, at MrV. Notice, in that post, how the "So I aMchickenAN" may be read. Ha. Interestingly, the word manly to follow, which I didn't have to rely on.

    Now put a 6 for the g, and a backwards one for the one, d, which is in the middle, and, lastly, one for a p on the end, sort of in symmetrical fashion, in the very last line of that post #782.


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  8. #1188
    Mr. V, what kind of irresponsible Parents would allow their TEN YEAR OLD CHILD to join a Band in the first place, let alone in another CONTINENT?
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  9. #1189
    Originally Posted by Tasha View Post
    Mr. V, what kind of irresponsible Parents would allow their TEN YEAR OLD CHILD to join a Band in the first place, let alone in another CONTINENT?
    English parents, silly girl.

    Bad food, bad teeth, bad weather and VERY bad parenting.
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