Young Axl Rose and Cake Cream in 2022! :D

[MisterV]

Andy worried that Cake Cream still distrusted him for what he'd tried to do; how could they not?

His history of chronic depression had worsened over time: he had stopped taking prescribed meds over a year ago and was sinking fast.

To lighten his mood he turned on the TV and came across a documentary, "The Bridge:"

He screamed and quickly switched the channel: an old variety show, with Bobbie Gentry singing "Ode to Billie Joe."

"What the fuck?" he screamed.

Doctor Skydance ran in and gave him a calming injection of hospital grade heroin and Andy drifted away...

He awoke the following day, obsessed with the idea of jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge, just as he'd seen other lost souls do in the documentary he watched.

"They say life imitates art" he mused; he then got permission to "Go to town to buy A DQ strawberry blizzard," but upon his release he ubered to the airport and flew to San Francisco; he walked to the Golden Gate and pondered the pluses and minuses of his life.

Time to make a really big decision.

[Garnabby]

Garnabby got up, worked on some files, throughout the day, but, had time on the end to work on a few more numerals, in particular, those to do with the main terms for the quarks, or, as I like to call 'em, the partial charges. Ha.

At first glance, the numerals, 16,410, with 73,784, weren't so apparent as with the number of chemical elements of the periodic table, at 291, which translates to (1,029 + 1) for the other universe. But, although a bit more doodling revealed that 16,410 = [-1,000 + 9,000 + (29^2 * 10)] ---> 19291 ---> 192_291, and, that 73,785 = {1 + [2^3 * (2 + 9220 + 1]} ---> 1229221 ---> 1029_9201, Garnabby didn't get around to further relating the second group of numerals, to the first, namely in terms of 291*1030 = 299,730 = (-1,000 + 30,073*10) ---> 137_731.

Maybe, later on, today, given the clue that between the two realms of the full, and partial charges, the thus numerals come out as 685, and 1,950, respectively, of which 686*3,465 = 2,376,990 = (-1,000,000 - 10 + 3377000) ---> 00113377 . Then the numerals of the partial charges, which work inward, should have their 137's from within, given that the numerals are apart, and, next, together, in between.

Firstly, I edited a couple of mistakes in the quote above.

Secondly, I was right, in that the numerals for the quarks go, to a version of 137_731, from within.

For the quarks, their numbers of elements give (16,410 * 73,784) = 1,210,795,440 = [(100899623)^2 - (100899617)^2] = {[-1,000 + 100,000,000 + 300*3,000 + (700 - 77)]^2 - [(0^0 - 7 - 77 + 700) + 300*3,000 + 100,000,000 - 1,000]^2} ---> 1/133777_7777331\1 ---> 1/137_731\1 . Note that 133777 is an additive pattern, by one 1, two 3's, and three 7's, but, 133777 is multiplicative pattern, by one 1, two 3's, and four 7's.

Things went from the atomic side, of 137_731, to the quark-side, of 1/137_731\1, and, with 00113377 in between. Note again, the in-between spot must be of the form(x^x + y^y + ...), and, so, it becomes (0^0 + 1^1 + 3^3 + 7^7) = 823,572 = 2*3*22877*6 = 2 * (√9 * {22900 - 6^0 * [antilog(0^0)]^2 + 77} * 6) ---> 9229_6776__6776_9229, another way to express the in-between part, but, which brings it, too, back to the 2's, and 9's, of the chemical, and, then, quark-, periodic tables. The 6776-parts invert to the 9229-parts, with the 6's rotating to 9's, and 7's rotating to 2's.

I omitted a few of the complicated (but spot-on in the theory) details, such as how the zeroes end up in front of the 00113377-part, and, how the in-between part has also a 1/137 form, but, suffice it to say how the tables above are related. When I have a bit more time, I will show how the tables, themselves, are formulated.

[ilovebigknockers]

Axl and the gang woke up and made breakfast. Axl had a bagel with cream cheese, which was the most normal thing he would do the whole day. The rest of the clowns kneeled on all fours in a circle, buck naked, and ate hot sizzling bacon off each other's bare butts. Andy farted while Jimmy was eating bacon off his butt, and the bacon went flying. Certain professional gamblers who secretly lurk on this thread chuckled to themselves, while others immediately closed the tab and vowed never to read this shit again. While Axl watched the spectacle, he mused,

Firstly, I edited a couple of mistakes in the quote above.

Secondly, I was right, in that the numerals for the quarks go, to a version of 137_731, from within.

For the quarks, their numbers of elements give (16,410 * 73,784) = 1,210,795,440 = [(100899623)^2 - (100899617)^2] = {[-1,000 + 100,000,000 + 300*3,000 + (700 - 77)]^2 - [(0^0 - 7 - 77 + 700) + 300*3,000 + 100,000,000 - 1,000]^2} ---> 1/133777_7777331\1 ---> 1/137_731\1 . Note that 133777 is an additive pattern, by one 1, two 3's, and three 7's, but, 133777 is multiplicative pattern, by one 1, two 3's, and four 7's.

Things went from the atomic side, of 137_731, to the quark-side, of 1/137_731\1, and, with 00113377 in between. Note again, the in-between spot must be of the form(x^x + y^y + ...), and, so, it becomes (0^0 + 1^1 + 3^3 + 7^7) = 823,572 = 2*3*22877*6 = 2 * (√9 * {22900 - 6^0 * [antilog(0^0)]^2 + 77} * 6) ---> 9229_6776__6776_9229, another way to express the in-between part, but, which brings it, too, back to the 2's, and 9's, of the chemical, and, then, quark-, periodic tables. The 6776-parts invert to the 9229-parts, with the 6's rotating to 9's, and 7's rotating to 2's.

I omitted a few of the complicated (but spot-on in the theory) details, such as how the zeroes end up in front of the 00113377-part, and, how the in-between part has also a 1/137 form, but, suffice it to say how the tables above are related. When I have a bit more time, I will show how the tables, themselves, are formulated.

The gang were confused by all that math, but they shook hands and thanked and welcomed one another nonetheless. After breakfast, it was time to go the James L. Knight center to do something or other. Who knows? Anyway, they did whatever they had to do and then went home and fell asleep.

[Garnabby]

Axl and the gang woke up and made breakfast. Axl had a bagel with cream cheese, which was the most normal thing he would do the whole day. The rest of the clowns kneeled on all fours in a circle, buck naked, and ate hot sizzling bacon off each other's bare butts. Andy farted while Jimmy was eating bacon off his butt, and the bacon went flying. Certain professional gamblers who secretly lurk on this thread chuckled to themselves, while others immediately closed the tab and vowed never to read this shit again. While Axl watched the spectacle, he mused,

Firstly, I edited a couple of mistakes in the quote above.

Secondly, I was right, in that the numerals for the quarks go, to a version of 137_731, from within.

For the quarks, their numbers of elements give (16,410 * 73,784) = 1,210,795,440 = [(100899623)^2 - (100899617)^2] = {[-1,000 + 100,000,000 + 300*3,000 + (700 - 77)]^2 - [(0^0 - 7 - 77 + 700) + 300*3,000 + 100,000,000 - 1,000]^2} ---> 1/133777_7777331\1 ---> 1/137_731\1 . Note that 133777 is an additive pattern, by one 1, two 3's, and three 7's, but, 133777 is multiplicative pattern, by one 1, two 3's, and four 7's.

Things went from the atomic side, of 137_731, to the quark-side, of 1/137_731\1, and, with 00113377 in between. Note again, the in-between spot must be of the form(x^x + y^y + ...), and, so, it becomes (0^0 + 1^1 + 3^3 + 7^7) = 823,572 = 2*3*22877*6 = 2 * (√9 * {22900 - 6^0 * [antilog(0^0)]^2 + 77} * 6) ---> 9229_6776__6776_9229, another way to express the in-between part, but, which brings it, too, back to the 2's, and 9's, of the chemical, and, then, quark-, periodic tables. The 6776-parts invert to the 9229-parts, with the 6's rotating to 9's, and 7's rotating to 2's.

I omitted a few of the complicated (but spot-on in the theory) details, such as how the zeroes end up in front of the 00113377-part, and, how the in-between part has also a 1/137 form, but, suffice it to say how the tables above are related. When I have a bit more time, I will show how the tables, themselves, are formulated.

The gang were confused by all that math, but they shook hands and thanked and welcomed one another nonetheless. After breakfast, it was time to go the James L. Knight center to do something or other. Who knows? Anyway, they did whatever they had to do and then went home and fell asleep.

Time for a repeat of the following episode, in which I always believed that Axl & Co. were real, and, but, the gang writing about them were imaginary. Ha.

https://vegascasinotalk.com/forum/sh...l=1#post152109



Looks like V flicking his flack at the slots, and, along with ILBK (I'll Be K) loving the sound of that big knocker. Ha.

Ever notice that, Christmas music has no beat? It just flows. Cool!



KV, for kissless virgin, and, VK, for vampire night (with Tasha).

[MisterV]

Andy espied a long-haired man walk past him, pause, then climb onto the railing and allow himself to fall backwards toward the Stygian depths below.

This caused Andy to experience mixed emotions of both regret and shame as the sight snapped him out of his funk.

It was as if a scorpion had bit him in his testicles: very noticeable.

"What the fuck was I thinking?"

He ubered to the airport, flew back east and entered the sanitarium; Dr. Skydance dosed him with LSD and Andy used the acid trip to clarify his thinking.

"Cake Cream is popular but we need to become the biggest band ever...bigger than the Beatles."

As his mind spun like an out of balance clothes drier he saw the answer...Cake Cream needed a new band member.

He blew out a tuneful burst of gas, held it as a high "C" for five seconds, then laughed til he cried.

"Eureka! I've got it!"

High as kite Andy speed-dialed his old next-door neighbor, who coincidentally enough was also his first fuck.

"Hiya Taylor, it's me, Andy: say, ya wanna join Cake Cream? Ya do? Cool. I'll be in touch."

Andy hung up the phone but noticed it wasn't a phone, it was a slithering snake.

"What is Reality?" he bellowed: Dr. Skydance and two burly aides ran in, straight-jacketed him and shot him up full of "the really good shit."

row, row, row your boat...

[ilovebigknockers]

The next day, they got up and ate and got ready for the day. It was time to get ready for the James L Knight Center Show. They put on bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets and went to the James L Knight Center Show. The James L Knight Center was where they were going, so they all got on a 5-person tandem bike and biked to the James L Knight Center. They passed by many people on their way to the James L Knight Center, and each time a person they passed gave them a funny look, they shouted in unison, "We're going to the James L Knight Center!" They shouted this so many times that they lost their voices! When they finally got the the James L Knight Center after 57 minutes of leisurely tandem biking, they couldn't sing. In fact, they could barely even talk.

"This is no good. The James L Knight Center audience is waiting for a show." Axl hoarsely whispered.

"I agree." James replied.

"I agree with you agreeing with Axl," Mike replied.

They shook hands and thanked and welcomed each other in their dressing room at the James L Knight Center, which was a large venue named after James L Knight. Cake Cream realized they had to find another singer quick, because they had all lost their voices telling passersby they were going to the James L Knight Center. They opened the door of their dressing room a smidgen and espied a janitor employed by the James L Knight Center pushing his pushcart down the hallway at the James L Knight Center.

"Hey you, janitor man!" Axl barked, "You wanna sing for us today? We're in a bind here at the James L Knight Center.

"I'll do it for $85525 and not a penny less!" the old man replied.

"I'm afraid I don't have that much on me, here at the James L Knight Center," Axl explained.

The old man frowned and said, "If you can't pay me in money to sing, then you have to let me fart directly in your mouth."

Axl winced, but considered his options. All of the degenerate "advantage players" secretly reading this thread started masturbating furiously at the thought of old men farting in each other's mouths, waiting with bated breath for Axl's decision at the James L Knight Center. Some of them came too soon, typing with sticky fingers, "Stop making fun of Nathan you low life."

[MisterV]

Andy heard the sound of Cake Cream crooning "He's a Jolly Good Fellow" as he awoke from the depths of his LSD-infused exercise in "Better Medicine."

"Andy, my man!" beamed Axl: "How'd you do it?"

"Huh?"

"A platoon of lawyers and A&R people descended upon our luxurious penthouse suite today and within an hour I, as Cake Cream's lawyer, inked a contract for Her Highness to join the band. She's flying to Miami as we speak and we're having our first meeting later today. C'mon buddy, time for you to get out of this place and rejoin us."

Andy groggily processed the news and was soon out of the nut house and ensconced back in Cake Cream's luxurious penthouse suite...but not before first pigging out on DQ strawberry blizzards.

Andy thanked them for getting him out of the sanitarium and was welcomed; they heartily shook hands while farting in harmony the tune to "Somewhere Over the Rainbow."

Ms. Swift and her entourage arrived: after introductions followed by feats of strength and derring-do they got down to brass tacks.

"Boys, we're going to be the best Death Metal band in history" proclaimed the diva.

"Wait...Death Metal?"

"Of course. I am reinventing myself. Country to pop and next thing Death Metal, but with a touch of EDM."

The members of Cake Cream all urinated into their Calvin Kleins at hearing this: it was terribly exciting news.

"And no more motorcycle helmets and bulletproof vests. And we need to change the name of the band: I like "Saylor Twift." Oh, and my boyfriend needs to be a roadie while not playing football. That is non-negotiable."

The gleam off of her pearly whites bathed the room in beauty: she turned and left.

"Whoa" said Ax. "And here I thought we'd already hit the big time."

He espied tears flowing copiously from the eyes of his band-mates: soon his face was also awash.

A new chapter had begun.

[Garnabby]

The next day, they got up and ate and got ready for the day. It was time to get ready for the James L Knight Center Show. They put on bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets and went to the James L Knight Centre Show. The James L Knight Center was where they were going, so they all got on a 5-person tandem bike and biked to the James L Knight Center. They passed by many people on their way to the James L Knight Center, and each time a person they passed gave them a funny look, they shouted in unison, "We're going to the James L Knight Center!" They shouted this so many times that they lost their voices! When they finally got the the James L Knight Center after 57 minutes of leisurely tandem biking, they couldn't sing. In fact, they could barely even talk.

"This is no good. The James L Knight Center audience is waiting for a show." Axl hoarsely whispered.

"I agree." James replied.

"I agree with you agreeing with Axl," Mike replied.

They shook hands and thanked and welcomed each other in their dressing room at the James L Knight Center, which was a large venue named after James L Knight. Cake Cream realized they had to find another singer quick, because they had all lost their voices telling passersby they were going to the James L Knight Center. They opened the door of their dressing room a smidgen and espied a janitor employed by the James L Knight Center pushing his pushcart down the hallway at the James L Knight Center.

"Hey you, janitor man!" Axl barked, "You wanna sing for us today? We're in a bind here at the James L Knight Center.

"I'll do it for $85525 and not a penny less!" the old man replied.

"I'm afraid I don't have that much on me, here at the James L Knight Center," Axl explained.

The old man frowned and said, "If you can't pay me in money to sing, then you have to let me fart directly in your mouth."

Axl winced, but considered his options. All of the degenerate "advantage players" secretly reading this thread started masturbating furiously at the thought of old men farting in each other's mouths, waiting with bated breath for Axl's decision at the James L Knight Center. Some of them came too soon, typing with sticky fingers, "Stop making fun of Nathan you low life."

Okay, well, the numerals, and number of mentions of James L Knight, plus one, led me back a few posts, to https://vegascasinotalk.com/forum/sh...l=1#post174657 , the complement to this one. Ha.

(1 / 85525), which is about 0.00001169249 ---> 1169249 = [(1000000 + 9000 + 60000 + 100000) + (200 + 7^2)] ---> 2/7, and, 1961 .

[(1 / 85525) / 5*17*57] is about 0.002266 ---> 22660 = (11720 + 11000 - 60) = {(10000 + 720 + 1000) + [antilog(0^0)^3] * [antilog(0^0) + 9^0] - 60} ---> 1721, and, 9/6, with 5*17*57 = [-155 + 5*(-10 + 50)*5*5] ---> 1/555_1/555 .

In addition, 22660 = [(3117700 + 100020) / 142] = {[(110000 + 3000000 + 7700) + 100020] / 142} ---> 137_555_1/142, with 100020 ---> 120 = 5(5*5 - 1).

Lastly, (22660 + 1169248) = 1191908 = [(9 - 1) + (900 + 1000) + (90000 + 1100000)] ---> raiz-911, where raiz is also the word, root, in Spanish.

He caught a then-record 585-pound blue marlin in 1964 on a fishing trip that saw the sinking of the family's 75-foot pleasure boat.

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[ilovebigknockers]

Time traveling Axl Rose from 1986, present-day old ass Axl Rose, members of a fictional band called Cake Cream, and Taylor Swift were hard at work in the recording studio making an album with an overarching theme of being bitten in the balls by scorpions. Little did they know, a strange misshapen man named Donathan Kentry was spying on them through a crack in the window. Donathan secretly recorded the footage, then called his contact at TMZ, one Chone Wilson.

"Chone have I got a scoop for you!" Donathan squealed in excitement. He tooted a hot eggy mess in his boxers. On the other end of the call he heard the tell-tale grunts and farts of a man on the toilet. Suddenly he heard a great splash and a sigh of relief.

Chone remarked, "Why you always gotta call me when I'm dropping a loaf?"

"Forget your bowels for a minute. I just secretly recorded a Swift-Rose collab in the studio. How much can you give me?" Donathan asked plaintively. He suddenly had to take a dump but he was in his car, a 1997 Hyundai Santamo. On the side walk outside he espied a woman waiting at the bus stop holding a hideous handbag made of royal purple velvet with lime green faux leather trim. I wonder if I could steal that ugly purse and take a dump in it, he mused. Certain professional gamblers who secretly read this thread began vigorously spanking their monkeys at the thought of a man pooping in a lady's purse. Just as Donathan was about to get out of the car to commit a misdemeanor, Chone gave him his answer.

"The best I can do is $855.25."

The low-ball figure enraged Donathan to the point where he no longer needed the handbag after all. "You can't even round it up to an even grand you cheapskate?"

Chone calmly explained "Mr. Kentry, 85525 is the 20th term of the Tribonacci sequence with initial values 1, 1, and 1. It's a very auspicious number. It's also a Harshad number, being divisible by the sum of its digits. At least we pay! You think Deux Moi or CDAN would give you more than a used Walmart gift card?"

Donathan accepted the offer and thanked Chone. Chone welcomed Donathan for the thanks. Donathan was now $855.25 richer than he was a minute ago and decided to celebrate by playing Bingo at the casino. As will come as a great shock to nobody, he didn't even bother to change his soiled pants. In due time, Donathan lost all his TMZ money and got booted for harassing other gamblers to play on his card. Certain professional gamblers who began masturbating in the middle of this story climaxed at the thought of getting trespassed. With sticky fingers they typed, "Stop making fun of Nathan you low life!"

[Garnabby]

The On-Line Encyclopedia of Integer Sequences® (OEIS®)

Last modified March 20 19:32 EDT 2024. Contains 371010 sequences. (Running on oeis4.)

371010 = (10 + 1000 + 370000) ---> 1/137 . Ha.


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[MisterV]

Tasha threw her Fanta across the room and screamed bloody murder.

"Those assholes, they keep hijacking my thread."

The "assholes" were of course "secret admirers," but she was too autistic to realize that.

She emailed her online lawyer cohort for some advice.

"Can't talk now, Tasha, I'm on the other line with the trustee in charge of my family's wealth: baccarat hasn't been kind to me of late and I need a couple million more."

"That's OK, just keep winning all the time like you say you do, I'll figure it out:" she hung up and got out her Ouija board.

She soon learned from the board that the only way the boys would stop teasing her would be for her to email them nude pictures of herself.

Ever the slave to the Oracle, she got out her phone and took some crotch shots: she hoped the camera would pick up and show the queefs.

Tasha emailed the Great Wizard seeking a second opinion: he told her to email him the crotch shots also, purely for "statistical analysis," so of course she did, and ... *crickets*

"Those assholes are varying from the original narrative" she thought, then she patted herself on the back for being so erudite: "Maybe if I threaten them?"

She posted: "You better stop making fun of me, I'm autistic. That means you cannot make fun of me, not now, not ever. But since I'm autistic the normal rules of society don't apply to me and I can do whatever I want to anybody, any time, any where. Be nice to me, or else."

She awaited the response with bated breath, knowing that as always it would knock her on her ass: oh, how she loved the attention, even the humiliation, and oh, how the boys dearly loved to "let her have it."

[ilovebigknockers]

Quran Nathan was stocking shelves at Walter Greene's Ye Old Drugge Shoppe when she espied her manager in the butt ointment aisle reorganizing boxes of butt ointment that Quran had just stocked. Shit, Quran mused, Mr. V is always on my case about how I stack the butt creams. He prolly gon come over here and lecture me about proper butt cream box stacking. Whoa, "butt cream box" actually sounds like a cool band name. Too bad I don't know how to play any instruments.

Quran adjusted her full body chador, a Barney-purple number with lime green accents, and tried to make herself as small as possible. No dice. Mr. V spotted her immediately and sauntered over for his least favorite part of the day, lecturing Quran about her butt cream box stacking.

"Quran... Uh can I have a just a brief word with you?" Mr. V began with a heavy sigh that was loud enough to mask the sound of Quran farting nervously.

"Mr. V how did you know it was me?" Quran asked in amazement.

"Quran, you're the only employee who wears a chador to work..."

"Yeah, but I could have been a customer."

"With a nametag that says 'Quran' and the name of our store?"

Quran Nathan couldn't argue with that logic. Mr. V sure was smart. In retrospect she probably should have listened to him when he counseled her not to change her name from Karen to Quran and convert to Islam, but it's not like she could time-travel to change that.

"So listen Quran, why don't you switch gears from stacking boxes of butt ointment and go help out a customer having trouble in the self-service copier area?"

Quran knew when she wasn't wanted. She sauntered over to the copy machine corner where she espied a naked man pacing nervously around the machine muttering about +EV.

"May I help you?" Quran asked with a very bored tone.

The sight and sound of Quran startled the naked "professional gambler" who barked, "Aren't you a little over dressed?"

Quran, taken aback by the insolence of this loser shot back "Aren't you a little underdressed? Store policy says no naked customers, but I ain't paid enough to enforce it. What the hell are you doing by the copier anyway? If you need to make a copy it's 25 cents a page."

Quran observed that the naked man had no purse or wallet on his person and was unlikely to have any money. To her surprise, he pulled a dull quarter of his ass and inserted it into the machine. Curiousity thoroughly piqued, Quran asked the man what he was copying.

"It's a copy of a receipt for a toaster I bought 8 years ago. I need to mail it to a man's physical address so I can go his podcast."

"Why don't you just text him the photo?" Quran asked. She mused that this might be the first time meeting someone dumber than herself.

"I don't have his number. I don't have is address either."

"Then email it?" Quran offered.

"It has to be notarized. You wouldn't understand."

"Well, notary services are $10. I doubt you have 40 more quarters up your ass..."

"You don't know anything about me!" Then the man got on the floor, curled his legs around his neck and began fellating himself as he had learned to do in the tunnels of Vegas.

[Garnabby]

85525 is the 20th term of the Tribonacci sequence with initial values 1, 1, and 1. It's a very auspicious number. It's also a Harshad number, being divisible by the sum of its digits.

He caught a then-record 585-pound blue marlin in 1964 on a fishing trip that saw the sinking of the family's 75-foot pleasure boat.

(585^2 + 1964^2 + 75^2) = 4205146 = 2*11*191143

It is a Harshad number since it is a multiple of its sum of digits (22), and also a Moran number because the ratio is a prime number: 191143 = 4205146 / (4 + 2 + 0 + 5 + 1 + 4 + 6).

191143 is the 17259th prime number, with 17259 = [172*100 + (-10 + 9 + 6*10)] ---> 1721_1961 .

And, a bit more about the numeral, 22660 .

It is a polite number, since it can be written in 7 ways as a sum of consecutive naturals, for example, (169 + ... + 271).

Which leads us back to the numeral, 85525. Ha.

Incidentally, (855250 / 2266) is about 377.43 = [(77 + 3*10*10) + (0.01 + 0.42)] ---> 731_142

[Garnabby]

The highlight of Tasha's first month at the NSA was helping train a new recruit, Abby Garn. Unlike Tasha, who had only a forged HS diploma, Abby had been recruited through traditional channels at a top ranked university where she had earned a Ph.D. in computational physics. But much like Tasha, Abby was socially awkward and collected queefs the way normal people collect stamps or coins.

https://vegascasinotalk.com/forum/sh...l=1#post174420

[ilovebigknockers]

Abby, I'm going to blow your mind when I make my 137th post my last post on VCT.

[MisterV]

Tasha viewed the NSA's copy of the Trump "yellow shower pee tape" and instead of storing it in the "Top Secret" folder she inadvertently sent it to TMZ.

"Oh well, it's lunch time...it'll all work out."

Tasha hopped on her pogo stick and went to her go-to place for lunch: DQ.

She was pleaantly surprised while gobbling her strawberry blizzard to see Abby walk in: they sat together and talked about their personal lives.

"I am an autistic forty year old virgin" confessed Tasha: she farted demurely to emphasize the point.

"I'm a nymphomaniac" whispered Abby: "I've had more cock than Foster Farms or Tyson Foods;" she queefed out "When Johnnie comes marching home again" for emphasis.

"Really? What is intercourse like?"

"It feels like when you win Bingo."

Tasha mulled this over and concluded she really wasn't a virgin because she'd won a Bingo game a couple months ago; she began to obsess over the possibllity that she was pregnant.

"Thank you for this sisterly advice, Abby."

"You're very welcome, Tasha."

They shook hands and left: Tasha on her pogo stick, Abby on her Segway.

Meanwhile the shit was hitting the fan: TMZ was playing the Russian pee tape, and the full powers of the government were being brought to bear to discover how it was leaked.

Oops.

[Garnabby]

Abby, I'm going to blow your mind when I make my 137th post my last post on VCT.

We'll see, but, my mind might already be blown. Ha.

I'm trying for 911 posts, but, one never knows.

Abby, I'm going to blow your mind when I make my one hundred thirty-seventh post my last post on VCT.

---> Standing Outside a Broken Telephone Booth With Money in My Hand.

https://anagram-solver.net/Abby,%20I....?partial=true


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864 -----> 864 = 2^2 * 6*6*6 ---> 666_666, and, 864 = (1000 - 137 + 0^0) ---> 1/137

(911 - 864) = (10 + 37) ---> 137

First appearance of 864 in the decimals digits of pi is position, 721 = (100*7 + 21)---> 1721; third appearance of 468 in the decimals digits of pi is position, 916 = (100*9 + 6 + 10) ---> 1961 .

First appearances of 142 in the decimals digits of pi is position, 882 = 2*441 = (1 + 1)*(3*7)^2 ---> 1/137 .

[Garnabby]

You being the sequence guy, I was hoping for a bit of input on how it is that the periodic table of chemical elements, perhaps, starts to build differently, in other ways, beginning with the g-block. That a well-established pattern might change in mid-stream.

The way that our universe(s) form as a special blend of space, etc, sort of explains quantum entanglement, but, not, say, a thus change in mid-stream. They think that the g-block gets off to a slow start, with those initial elements not defined enough to become chemically active, and, similarly, that those elements extend further than usual, for the same reason, that things get fuzzy on the other end of those row(s), too. I think that that thus fuzziness is more or less the same as the notion, put the other way, say, that quarks have no internal structure, which, logically speaking, can't be the case. And, I can explain how the notion of thus fuzziness pertains to the just-is nature of stuff, in particular, from that side of things.

Each shell can contain only a fixed number of electrons: the first shell can hold up to two electrons, the second shell can hold up to eight (2 + 6) electrons, the third shell can hold up to 18 (2 + 6 + 10) and so on. The general formula is that the nth shell can in principle hold up to (2 * n^2) electrons.

An extended periodic table theorizes about chemical elements beyond those currently known and proven. The element with the highest atomic number known is oganesson (Z = 118), which completes the seventh period (row) in the periodic table. All elements in the eighth period and beyond thus remain purely hypothetical.

Elements beyond 118 will be placed in additional periods when discovered, laid out (as with the existing periods) to illustrate periodically recurring trends in the properties of the elements. Any additional periods are expected to contain more elements than the seventh period, as they are calculated to have an additional so-called g-block, containing at least 18 elements with partially filled g-orbitals in each period. An eight-period table containing this block was suggested by Glenn T. Seaborg in 1969. The first element of the g-block may have atomic number 121, and thus would have the systematic name unbiunium. Despite many searches, no elements in this region have been synthesized or discovered in nature.

According to the orbital approximation in quantum mechanical descriptions of atomic structure, the g-block would correspond to elements with partially filled g-orbitals, but spin–orbit coupling effects reduce the validity of the orbital approximation substantially for elements of high atomic number. Seaborg's version of the extended period had the heavier elements following the pattern set by lighter elements, as it did not take into account relativistic effects. Models that take relativistic effects into account predict that the pattern will be broken. Pekka Pyykkö and Burkhard Fricke used computer modeling to calculate the positions of elements up to Z = 172, and found that several were displaced from the Madelung rule. As a result of uncertainty and variability in predictions of chemical and physical properties of elements beyond 120, there is currently no consensus on their placement in the extended periodic table.

[Garnabby]

Seaborg's version of the extended period had the heavier elements following the pattern set by lighter elements, as it did not take into account relativistic effects.

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[Garnabby]

A very rare opportunity to put a 2 for a Z. Ha.

Pekka Pyykkö and Burkhard Fricke used computer mode1ing to calcul4te the positions of elements up to 2 = one hundred seventy-two, and found that several were displaced from the Madelung rule.

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It features a series of stories throughout the past several centuries involving abuses and crimes committed by scientists in the pursuit of knowledge at all costs. Extensive documents and other historical sources, among additional facts portrayed through footnotes, are used to discuss the impact of various individuals from their actions, along with an appendix contemplating on the potential future crimes that may be committed by new scientific advancements.

It begins and ends with the same quote from Albert Einstein, which reads "Most people say that it is the intellect which makes a great scientist. They are wrong: it is character."