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  1. #661
    Oh...you mean it's FICTION?

    I thought it was a "tell all:" haven't you been embedded with them, their number one groupie, for decades?

    Or was I perhaps misinformed?
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  2. #662
    Originally Posted by MisterV View Post
    Oh...you mean it's FICTION?

    I thought it was a "tell all:" haven't you been embedded with them, their number one groupie, for decades?

    Or was I perhaps misinformed?
    Yep, it's Fiction. Although the parts about just going to an Airport and buying last minute first class tickets for the next flight out used to be VERY plausible before 9/11/2001. I remember my 12th grade Teacher saying something like,"On September 10, I could have easily just walked right into an Airport and buy a plane ticket for a plane that was taking off in about 30 minutes. I can no longer do that since 9/11 happened."
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  3. #663
    Had I the ambition for the bench when I was practicing law I'd very much have enjoyed being Judge V.
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  4. #664
    Originally Posted by MisterV View Post
    Had I the ambition for the bench when I was practicing law I'd very much have enjoyed being Judge V.
    I ALWAYS thought you were "Judge V," just saying what you would do if my Fictional Axl Rose and Cake Cream were REAL....
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  5. #665
    Originally Posted by MisterV View Post
    Had I the ambition for the bench when I was practicing law I'd very much have enjoyed being Judge V.
    I ALWAYS thought you were "Judge V," just saying what you would do if my Fictional Axl Rose and Cake Cream were REAL....
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  6. #666
    Of course I am Judge V.

    Which character are you?
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  7. #667
    Originally Posted by MisterV View Post
    Of course I am Judge V.

    Which character are you?
    I am none of the characters.

    But in all honesty, your Judge V would be disbarred in real life. Judge V takes bribes and HELPS CRIMINALS and punishes victims... :/
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  8. #668
    Originally Posted by Tasha View Post
    But in all honesty, your Judge V would be disbarred in real life. Judge V takes bribes and HELPS CRIMINALS and punishes victims... :/
    Judge V. plays negative expectation games in casinos; without bribes, kickbacks and extortion he'd be unable to fund his gambling jones.

    Reality 101.
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  9. #669
    Originally Posted by MisterV View Post
    Originally Posted by Tasha View Post
    But in all honesty, your Judge V would be disbarred in real life. Judge V takes bribes and HELPS CRIMINALS and punishes victims... :/
    Judge V. plays negative expectation games in casinos; without bribes, kickbacks and extortion he'd be unable to fund his gambling jones.

    Reality 101.
    What is the term for when a Judge is fired from being a Judge? I know a that when a Lawyer gets fired from being a Lawyer, he or she is disbarred, but I don't know what the term for a Judge being fired from being a Judge is...
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  10. #670
    Originally Posted by MisterV View Post
    Reality 101.

    Originally Posted by MisterV View Post
    Judge V. plays negative expectation games in casinos; without bribes, kickbacks and extortion he'd be unable to fund his gambling jones.
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  11. #671
    Originally Posted by Tasha View Post
    What is the term for when a Judge is fired from being a Judge?
    Impeachment.
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  12. #672
    Originally Posted by MisterV View Post
    Originally Posted by Tasha View Post
    What is the term for when a Judge is fired from being a Judge?
    Impeachment.
    Thanks for that answer! I thought only Presidents got impeached...
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  14. #674
    Judge V. asked his hot, young bailiff to "lock the door, honey, and come blow me."

    The nubile wench did his bidding, to the jurist's profound pleasure.

    Post-BJ,he doled out some generous lines of Peruvian flake for each of them.

    "Aren't you glad you work under me?" he asked.

    She thought "Better this than being raped by my father, so I guess so."

    Equipoise.
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  15. #675
    In real life, The Supreme Court would impeach Judge V...
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  16. #676
    Originally Posted by Tasha View Post
    In real life, The Supreme Court would impeach Judge V...
    Huh?

    I real life, Judge V. would be on the US Supreme Court.

    Think "Clarence Thomas," but with a hankering for good cocaine.
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  17. #677
    They got the next day and ate and got ready for the day. James said,"I'm going to the movies! Billy, Axl, Mike, Jimmy, and Andy all said,"We're coming to the movies with you!"

    James then said,"I'm going to the mall! Everyone else said,"We'll go to the mall with you!"

    James then said,"I'm going to Miami Seaquarium!"

    Everyone else said,"We're coming to Miami Seaquarium with you!"

    James then said,"I'm going to the zoo!"

    Everyone else said,"We're coming to the zoo with you!"

    James then said,"I'm going to James L Knight Center to see David Copperfield perform!"

    Everyone else said,"We're coming with you to James L Knight Center to see David Copperfield perform!"

    James then said,"Would you guys please leave me alone? I clearly want to go out by myself!"

    Everybody else was like,"We can just trace your Location and show up wherever you're going, James!"

    James turned off his Location and put on his motorcycle helmet and bulletproof vest and left.

    Cake Cream and Axl tried to trace his Location, but he turned off his Location.

    James went to Red Lobster and ordered a Chocolate Wave Cake and water and got complimentary cheddar bay biscuits. Melissa was his Waitress. James had a huge crush on her and wanted to ask her out. She soon came out with the complimentary cheddar bay biscuits and James thanked her and was welcomed. He ate some biscuits, thinking about Melissa. Melissa soon came out with the Chocolate Wave Cake and James thanked her and was welcomed.

    James said,"Melissa, how would you feel about dating me?"

    Melissa said,"I think you're cute, but I wouldn't want you cheating on me with another Woman."

    James said,"The Allison sex was a huge mistake, one I soon regretted. "

    Melissa said,"You do seem nice. "

    James smiled. Melissa smiled too. She went back to other tab_les and James ate his Chocolate Wave Cake. Melissa later gave him his check for the Chocolate Wave Cake and he paid, and gave her his number on the receipt with a wink. She smiled and accepted. James and she chatted forca little while and then said their goodbyes.

    James went back to the Luxurious Penthouse Suite and Melissa called James during her break and James furtively answered it. They chatted amicably while Jimmy, Billy, Mike, Axl, and Andy wondered what was going on with James. Melissa told him she would love to go to the movies with him tonight after her shift.

    James was excited and agreed. They made plans and chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes and hung up.

    Cake Cream and Axl chilled. At around 6 PM, James put on his bulletproof vest and a motorcycle helmet and told Cake Cream he was going out by himself.

    Axl said suspiciously,"That's the second time today that you're going out by yourself." Billy, Andy, Mike, and Jimmy all backed up Axl.

    James blushed.

    Axl said,"If you're doing something illegal, you should tell me. I'm your Lawyer and can protect you if you're doing something illegal."

    James said,"I'm not doing anything illegal, I'm just meeting a friend."

    Axl said,""Can we meet this Friend?" Jimmy, Billy, Mike, and Andy all backed up Axl.

    James said,"It's a guy that I'm going to meet, really!" James was sweating.

    Axl said,"Since when are you interested in meeting guys, James?" Axl was suspicious.

    Axl please, just mind your own business. I'm a grown man, not your child!"

    Axl was like,"You seem defensive. Are you going to go visit Allison in jail? You and Allison did have sex with each other." James blushed.

    Jimmy said,"Please tell us you are not going to go meet Allison in jail! She's awful and caused a rift in our relationship!";

    James said,"I'm not going to go meet Allison in jail! I'm going to go to see my male Friend! "

    Axl said,"Are you going to go buy drugs? We can protect you if you want to go buy drugs."

    James was like,"I'm not going to to go buy drugs, please let me just leave. I'm about to be late to go meet my male friend!"

    Axl was like,"Is your "Male friend" drugs?

    James had enough of Axl's third degree grilling and ran out the door. He went to the movies and Melissa met him a couple of minutes later. They bought two movie tickets to see Ticket To Ride, popcorn, and Coke. They enjoyed the romantic comedy movie, holding hands shyly, eating popcorn and drinking Coke.

    After the movie, Melissa decided to ask James to take her home. James happily obliged and he took her home. Outside of her house, they had a long kiss goodnight and then said their goodbyes and Melissa got out her keys and opened her door. She shyly asked James if he wanted to come inside. James happily obliged, and soon they were in Melissa's bed making out wildly. They made out for a long time and then James reluctantly said,"I should be getting back home. Billy, Axl, Jimmy, Mike, and Andy are probably going to start missing me soon."

    Melissa said,"Can't you just text/call them and tell them you will be out REALLY late?"

    James said,"That's a good idea!" Melissa smiled. He texted Axl and was like,"Hey, I'm having a REALLY late night with my male Friend. I'm okay, don't wait up for me!"

    He sent the same message to Billy, Mike, Andy, and Jimmy.

    They all responded stuff like, "You're a grown man in your 20's, no need to check in with us as if you're a 16 year old and we're your Parents, but thank you for your courtesy."

    James gave them all the smiley face emoji. Melissa and James continued making out and watched TV in Melissa's bed and soon fell asleep, snuggled up close to each other.

    When James woke up, it was 5 AM on the dot. He texted Axl, Billy, Jimmy, Andy, and Mike and told them he was still hanging out with his male Friend.

    They all responded stuff like," You and your Male Friend sure seem to be hitting it off. "

    James blushed shyly and said,"I might be hanging out with my male Friend all day tomorrow.

    Cake Cream and Axl all responded stuff like,"Sure you don't wanna introduce us to your male friend?"

    James responded," My male Friend and I are just friends, we're not lovers or anything like that! No need to introduce him to you guys!"

    Cake Cream and Axl were like,"It's obvious you don't want to introduce us to your male friend. They all chatted for a while through text and then said their goodbyes and stopped chatting. James soon went back to sleep.

    At around 9 AM, Melissa and James woke up and ate and got ready for the day. Melissa had the day off, so they decided to just chill in her house and make out more. They watched TV and then ordered a box of pizza for them two. When it arrived , they each had two slices each and chatted amicably. Melissa shyly said she was off tomorrow too. James blushed happily. He knew she was implying she wanted him with her tomorrow too.

    James asked,"You want me to spend the day with you tomorrow too?"

    Melissa said,"Yes."

    James smiled and said,"I'd love to spend Tomorrow with you!"

    Melissa smiled too.

    James texted to Axl, Billy, Mike, Jimmy, and Andy that he was going to spend Tomorrow with his male Friend too and would be home in two days.

    Billy, Axl, Andy, Mike, and Jimmy were like,"You sure seem to like spending time with this male Friend. When do we meet him?

    James defensively responded,"We're just Friends like I said before!"

    Billy, Mike, Axl, Jimmy, and Andy were like," You sure seem defensive over this male Friend. Are you sure you and he aren't more than just Friends?"

    James responded,"Come on guys, you know I'm not Gay, I just like spending time with my Male Friend!"

    Billy, Jimmy, Axl, Mike, and Andy were all like,"Okay."

    They all chatted through text for a while and then texted goodbye.

    James and Melissa chilled more in her house that day. James was keeping Melissa a secret from Cake Cream and Axl because deep down inside, he wondered if Jimmy would want to have sex with Melissa to get revenge on James for having sex with Allison. James and Melissa spent a huge majority of the day cuddling and making out in bed, enjoying each other's company. Soon, they went to sleep.
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  18. #678
    Little did poor James know that he'd been set up by Melissa.

    Melissa previously worked as bailiff for Judge V.: they'd parted as friends and remained in close contact.

    She'd told Judge V. how James often came to eat at Red Lobster, he always made sure she was his waitress, and he seemed to have a deep interest in her.

    Judge V., spotting an easy mark for a protitable scam, cackled, rubbed his filthy paws together and said "Have you met my brother, Doctor V.? I'll introduce you."

    Judge V. laid out his plan which Melissa embraced wholeheartedly.

    And so it began...

    After cuddling and some petting (sans intercourse) James and Melissa discussed their respective hopes and dreams.

    Melissa told James that she wanted to marry and be a mother to a bunch of kids; James shuddered at this idea as he wanted to be a famous musician til he died, and having a family would only tie him down.

    They decided that this made them incompatible.

    As James arose from bed, Melissa moved the plan into its final phase.

    "James, we haven't made love, and that's OK I guess, but I want to give you something to remember me by."

    With that she unzipped his fly and started to blow him; midway through she said "Oh, I don't swallow."

    James popped his nut; Melissa went to the bathroom, closed the door, and spit out a copious amount of sperm into a specimen jar that Doctor V. had given her.

    James left; two minutes later Doctor V. entered, black bag in hand, and he went to work.

    In short order he inseminated Melissa with James' sperm; this had been timed so that the sperm was available during her most fertile time of the month.

    "There you go my dear: one little bastard coming right up."

    They laughed, snorted some Peruvian flake and as he left she thanked him and was welcomed.

    Nine months later James was served was legal papers; it was a PATERNITY SUIT.

    He appeared before Judge V. and demanded DNA testing be done; it was quickly done and showed he was in fact the father of not just one bastard, but four: Melissa had just brought quadruplets into the world.

    Judge V. summarized as follows: "Four hungry mouths to feed and you are nearly a billionaire with unlimited earning potential. I order you to pay one million dollars a month, per child, as child support."

    Axl, James' attorney, thanked Judge V. for his time and was welcomed in return.

    Later, in his chambers, while inhaling some killer cocaine, Melissa and Judge V. laughed and made the necessary arrangements to split all of the future child support payments.

    Once again, justice had been served.
    Last edited by MisterV; 09-19-2023 at 12:48 AM.
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  19. #679
    I could see James demanding a Paternity Test since Melissa and he never had sex. But if she got herself impregnated with that dastardly scheme, my God. :O Just did calculations and James would pay $ 864 Million combined in child support! :O Luckily for James, he is worth over 5 Billion!
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  20. #680
    "Dasdardly scheme:" Judge V. specialized in such schemes before being elevated to the bench, but since being a judge paid very little compared to what he earned before he incorporated dastardly schemes on a regular basis as a judge.

    Ka-ching.
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