You realize that when Mcap interjected, a while back, supposedly about the racism, that he wasn't talking about the racism? He meant: What the fuck are you doing? Is this your speed?Originally Posted by MisterV
You realize that when Mcap interjected, a while back, supposedly about the racism, that he wasn't talking about the racism? He meant: What the fuck are you doing? Is this your speed?Originally Posted by MisterV
The magic of music is to make any instrument sound great. What a forum to thus achieve satisfaction, despite the clowns, and other miserable losers. I found the numeral, 78230, in nature, given that the time of my final post was 7:08, and, its spot #304=(2^2+300)-->230. And, by the sizes of the little, images: 7.8KB, and, 4.8KB=(2^4X0.30)-->230; p<[1/(5X050X5)^2]. (300/4)=75; (16-0.3)=15.7-->1/57-->75. (296/53.333...)=5.55. (1200/16.3)-->[10X7+2+1].[6][196√91][9][183]; (1200X16.3)-->[1961-7+2].
Oh, another good post over here, in case you just happened to miss it. Ha.
https://vegascasinotalk.com/forum/sh...l=1#post157693
The magic of music is to make any instrument sound great. What a forum to thus achieve satisfaction, despite the clowns, and other miserable losers. I found the numeral, 78230, in nature, given that the time of my final post was 7:08, and, its spot #304=(2^2+300)-->230. And, by the sizes of the little, images: 7.8KB, and, 4.8KB=(2^4X0.30)-->230; p<[1/(5X050X5)^2]. (300/4)=75; (16-0.3)=15.7-->1/57-->75. (296/53.333...)=5.55. (1200/16.3)-->[10X7+2+1].[6][196√91][9][183]; (1200X16.3)-->[1961-7+2].
They got up the next day and ate and got ready for the day. Axl's resentment of Andy for attempting to sell him out for $5,000/$1,000 when he was a Fugitive on the run and hiding in Billy's house and Andy stealing 1.6 Billion from his Cake Cream Brothers felt EXTREMELY bad today. Axl heard Fighter by Christina Aguilera and felt the words could refer to how he felt about Andy. Axl told Cake Cream he wanted to go to the bar. Cake Cream were all like,"Okay, let's go to the bar!" Axl smiled. They all put on bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets. They left.
Cake Cream and Axl all went to the bar. At the bar, Axl decided to sing Fighter by Christina Aguilera at Karaoke. Axl went to Karaoke and said,"I'd like to sing Fighter by Christina Aguilera!" Cake Cream and the Audience all cheered for him. Axl smiled and sang,
Hmm, after all you put me through
You'd think I'd despise you
But in the end, I wanna thank you
'Cause you made me that much stronger
Well I, I thought I knew you
Thinkin' that you were true
Guess I, I couldn't trust
Called your bluff, time is up, 'cause I've had enough
You were there by my side, always down for the ride
But your joy ride just came down in flames
'Cause your greed sold me out in shame, mm-hmm
After all of the stealing and cheating
You probably think that I hold resentment for you
But uh-uh, oh no, yeah, you're wrong
'Cause if it wasn't for all that you tried to do
I wouldn't know just how capable
I am to pull through
So I wanna say thank you
'Cause it
Makes me that much stronger
Makes me work a little bit harder
It makes me that much wiser
So thanks for making me a fighter
Made me learn a little bit faster
Made my skin a little bit thicker
Makes me that much smarter
So thanks for making me a fighter
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh
I never saw it coming
All of your backstabbing
Just so you could cash in on a good thing before I realized your game
I heard you're goin' 'round playin' the victim now
But don't even begin feeling I'm the one to blame
'Cause you dug your own grave
After all of the fights and the lies
Guess you're wanting to haunt me
But that won't work anymore
No more, uh-uh, it's over
'Cause if it wasn't for all of your torture
I wouldn't know how to be this way now and never back down
So I wanna say thank you
'Cause it
Makes me that much stronger
Makes me work a little bit harder
It makes me that much wiser
So thanks for making me a fighter
Made me learn a little bit faster
Made my skin a little bit thicker
Makes me that much smarter
So thanks for making me a fighter
How could this man I thought I knew
Turn out to be unjust, so cruel?
Could only see the good in you
Pretended not to see the truth
You tried to hide your lies, disguise yourself
Through living in denial
But in the end you'll see
You won't stop me
I am a fighter and I (I'm a fighter)
I ain't gon' stop (I ain't gon' stop)
There is no turning back
I've had enough
Makes me that much stronger
Makes me work a little bit harder (oh, ooh-yeah)
It makes me that much wiser (ooh yeah)
So thanks for making me a fighter
Made me learn a little bit faster (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Made my skin a little bit thicker
Makes me that much smarter
So thanks for making me a fighter (fighter)
Thought I would forget
Thought I, but I remembered (oh)
'Cause I remember (oh)
I remember
Thought I would forget (oh)
I remember (oh)
'Cause I remember (oh)
I remember
Makes me that much stronger (oh, oh, oh, oh)
Makes me work a little bit harder
It makes me that much wiser
So thanks for making me a fighter
Made me learn a little bit faster
Made my skin a little bit thicker
Makes me that much smarter
So thanks for making me a fighter
Cake Cream and the Audience cheered wildly for Axl. Axl smiled and got off the stage. The Audience had been filming this. It was sure to go viral soon. He went back to Cake Cream.
Andy blushed, knowing that Axl sang Fighter about him. They all chilled, enjoying each other's company. They were drinking coke and rum. They soon left. They went back to the Luxurious Penthouse Suite and sure enough, the Fighter Karaoke song by Axl Rose went viral. Fans on Social Media assumed that Axl had Mark Riley in mind when he sang Fighter today. Axl and Cake Cream all looked at each knowingly, knowing Axl actually had Andy in mind when he sang Fighter at Karaoke.
Andy blushed and said, "Axl, we barely even knew you and we were hiding you as a Fugitive in Billy's house when I suggested we sell you out for $5,000/$1,000! You weren't supposed to find out about me attempting to sell you out in the first place! If Jimmy had kept his big mouth shut and not told you that, we wouldn't have been in this mess now!" Axl blushed.
Jimmy said,"We agreed to be more open with each other, that means I had to tell Axl about you attempting to sell him out for $5,000/$1,000!
Mike said,"Speaking about being more open with each other, Andy, you really fucked up by attempting to sell out Axl for $5,000/$1,000, and then stealing 1.6 billion from us!"
Andy said in anger,"Okay, since we're so open with each other, Axl used the defibrillator on James after he fell into a Coma after YOU hit him in the stomach with your Bass Guitar!
James was shocked. He didn't know that Axl used the defibrillator on him. He didn't even know he was ever in a cona in the first place.
Axl was like,"Andy, you really didn't have to let James know about the defibrillator thing!"
Andy responded nastily,"We agreed to be more open with each other!"
James was like,"Thank you for getting me out of the coma by using the defibrillator on me, but couldn't you have harmed me by using the defibrillator on me?"
Axl responded,"You only had about five minutes to live in that Coma. I had to pull you out or you would have been dead. The worst thing that happened to you was a mini seizure that the Doctors quickly stabilized."
Billy said,"It's true, James. Axl saved your life." James once again thanked Axl. Axl welcomed him.
Axl stared at Andy deeply. He couldn't believe Andy threw him under the bus a few moments ago by telling James about the defibrillator thing. Axl went to the fridge and took out a bottle of Coke and poured a glass of Coke and drank it. He then drank another and then another. And then another.
Cake Cream knew that Axl excessively drinking Coke meant Axl was feeling really stressed.
Axl, you're drinking a lot of Coke again!" Jimmy pointed out, concerned.
Axl nastily responded,"It's better than doing Cocaine like a certain addicted Cokehead Drummer in Cake Cream does!"
Billy gasped. So did James, Jimmy, Mike, and Andy.
They all couldn't believe Axl said that! Axl drank another glass of Coke. He then claimed he was going to the Park.
James, Billy, Mike, James and Andy were shocked by Axl's outburst about Billy, but still wanted to support him. They all claimed they were coming with him.
Axl then claimed he was going to the zoo. They all claimed they were coming with him. He then claimed he was going to the movies. They all said they were coming with him. He then said he was going to the mall. They all said they were coming with him.
He then said,"Would you guys all leave me alone? I just want to be by myself!"
Cake Cream all reluctantly allowed Axl to go out by himself. Axl turned off his phone location, as he didn't want Cake Cream to know where he was. He went to McDonald's and bought some large Cokes and drank them, thinking of the latest Cake Cream messes. After drinking his large Cokes, he went to the Supermarket and bought a pack of Marlboro cigarettes and a lighter. He also bought more Coke bottles. He went to a secluded place and lit up cigarettes and smoked and drank some more Coke. He enjoyed his cigarettes and Coke drinks.
Back in the Luxurious Penthouse Suite, Billy, Mike and Jimmy all admonished Andy for telling James about the defibrillator thing. They pointed out that Andy threw Axl under the bus by doing that.
Andy blushed uncomfortably. I'm still pissed about Jimmy telling Axl that I attempted to sell him out for $5,000/$1,000 , so I took it out by telling about the defibrillator thing! Jimmy, you REALLY shouldn't have told Axl about me trying to sell him out for $5,000/$1,000
Jimmy admitted he blurted that out because he was resentful of Axl being resentful of them for playing their Demo songs at the Rolling Stones Concert and not songs Axl wrote for them and being resentful that Cake Cream has a Grammy, but not Guns N'Roses.
Jimmy, James, Mike, Billy, and Andy all chatted and chilled and then went to sleep.
Axl went back to the Luxurious Penthouse Suite, feeling a little better and climbed into his and Billy's bed and was next to Billy, in smiled, and fell asleep.
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The magic of music is to make any instrument sound great. What a forum to thus achieve satisfaction, despite the clowns, and other miserable losers. I found the numeral, 78230, in nature, given that the time of my final post was 7:08, and, its spot #304=(2^2+300)-->230. And, by the sizes of the little, images: 7.8KB, and, 4.8KB=(2^4X0.30)-->230; p<[1/(5X050X5)^2]. (300/4)=75; (16-0.3)=15.7-->1/57-->75. (296/53.333...)=5.55. (1200/16.3)-->[10X7+2+1].[6][196√91][9][183]; (1200X16.3)-->[1961-7+2].
Bummed, Axl boarded a Greyhound to anywhere and fell asleep; two days later he awoke in Ontario.
"WTF?" he wondered.
He wandered aimlessly until he found a DQ: "Ahh..." he thought; soon he was blissfully wolfing down a strawberry blizzard while comforing himself with a melodic flurry of silent but deadly farts to the tune of "Silent Night."
He noted a squirrely looking duffer in the next booth talking to himself while tapping frantically on his i-pad.
Curious, he gazed at what the crazy Canuck was typing and saw it was a post on VCT, on Tasha's thread.
"This will never do" thought Axl.
Outraged, he picked up a chair and smashed it on the head of the daft punk in the next booth; it had zero effect, the old boy was in the zone.
Next Axl jumped behind the counter, grabbed the hot dog fork, and speared the stranger in the arm: the northman shook off the annoyance and continued to post.
Axl had had enough.
"Hey asshole, that is Tasha's thread, what the fuck are you doing hijacking it?"
Myopically looking up, the doofus responded "The Queen of England had 183 days of rain, which when divided into the length of Rob Singer's cock approximates the sum of hosers at a hockey game..."
Axl slapped then punched him into unconsciousness.
"Stay the fuck away from Tasha's thread or it'll be more of the same for you, you god-damned Canuck."
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What, Me Worry?
They got up the next day. Billy, Axl, James, Andy, Mike, and Jimmy all looked at each other awkwardly. What would they do about yesterday's fiasco? They were all thinking about it. They ate and got ready for the day.
Axl lightheartedly asked,"Where do we go? Where do we go? Where do we go now?"
Jimmy, James, Mike, Billy and Andy laughed. But they really didn't know where they would go from here with all the bad things happening with Cake Cream and Axl and Axl resenting Andy and for very good reason. Andy soon went back to sleep. He smarter than me up a little while later and heard James, Jimmy, Billy, Mike and Axl all chatting about him. He pretended to still be asleep.
Billy said," Andy is a true fuck up. Attempting to sell out Axl for $5,000/$1,000 and stealing $1.6 Billion from me, James, Andy, and Mike. Plus on top of that, he had went off into the wind suddenly because he didn't want to share any of his Lottery Winnings with us.
Mike said,"Andy's creepily obsessed with money. No one with completely good morals would ever pull the stunts Andy has pulled.
Axl responded,"Andy's actually a really decent person when he's not obsessed with money. Let's just say, I'm grateful that it's ANDY who is doing these awful stunts for money and not Billy. Andy attempting to sell me out for $5,000/$1,000 hurts me to my core, and I'm also hurt that he stole $1.6 Billion from you guys, but if Billy was the one who had attempted to sell me out for $5,000/$1,000, and stolen 1.6 Billion from his Brothers and dud that Lottery stunt, it hurt me so much more. The pain would be beyond unbearable. Thank God I'm dating Billy and not Andy, because if my boyfriend, Billy had pulled these stunts, I would completely have a mental, emotional, and nervous breakdown.
Cake Cream nodded in agreement. James said,"Andy has proven a few times how untrustworthy he really is.
Jimmy said,"If we were the Titanic, Andy would be the Iceberg."
Billy said, Actually, we're ALL the Titanic. Andy's creepy, obsessive love of money is the iceberg, not Andy himself.
Mike said, "Andy's actually a good guy, he just had that nasty loving money way too much thing. I don't trust him to not turn on us again for money.
Axl responded, "The thing is, it's not that we DON'T trust Andy, it's that we CAN'T trust Andy. There's a huge difference between the two."
Cake Cream agreed Axl had a valid point. They chatted a little while longer about Andy's betrayals, and chilled more. Andy soon "got up," and everyone decided they wanted to go to the bar. They put on bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets and left and went to the bar.
At the bar, Axl went to Karaoke again and said,"I'd like to sing For The Love Of Money," by the Ojays! " The Audience and Cake Cream cheered for him.
Axl sang
Money, money, money, money, money
Money, money, money, money, money
Money, money, money, money, money
Money, money, money, money, money
Money, money, money, money, money
Money, money, money, money, money
Some people got to have it
Some people really need it
Listen to me y'all
Do things, do things, do things, bad things with it
You want to do things, do things, do things, good things with it
Talk about cash money, money
Talk about cash money, dollar bills y'all, come on now
Yeah, yeah
For the love of money
People will steal from their mother
For the love of money
People will rob their own brother(Axl REALLY belted this line emotionally, his voice cracking in deep emotion, thinking about Andy robbing his Cake Cream Brothers and his Axl brother)
Axl ad-libbed emotionally,"For The Love of money they'd sell out their own brother!" His voice once again cracked with deep emotion.
For the love of money
People can't even walk the street
Because they never know who in the world they're gonna beat
For that lean, mean, mean green
Almighty dollar, money
For the love of money
People will lie, Lord, they will cheat
For the love of money
People don't care who they hurt or beat
For the love of money
A woman will sell her precious body
For a small piece of paper it carries a lot of weight
Call that mean, mean, mean, mean, mean green
Almighty dollar
I know that money is the root of all evil
Do funny things to some people
Give me a nickel, brother can you spare a dime?
Money can drive some people out of their minds
For the love of money
Don't sell your soul for money, no, no
For the love of money
Lay down, lay down, a woman will
Money is the root of all evil
Do funny things to some people
Give me a nickel, brother can you spare a dime?
Money can drive some people out of their minds
got to have it, I really need it
(For the love of money) give it up, give it up, give it up, yeah
(For the love of money) got to have it, some people really need it
(For the love of money) give me, give me, give me, cash money
I need, I need
(For the love of money) give me, give me, give me
(For the love of money)
(For the love of money) how many things have I heard you say?
don't let it, don't let it, don't let money rule you
(For the love of money) how many things have I heard you say
(For the love of money) don't let it, don't let it, don't let money fool you
(For the love of money) yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
(For the love of money) got to have it, I really need it
Save your soul, save your soul, don't sell it
For that mean, mean, mean, mean green
People know that money, don't let money change you
Almighty dollar
Keep on tellin' you
People know that money, don't let money change you
Almighty dollar
Keep on changin', yeah, changin' up your mind
You keep on, you keep on
Changin', yeah, changin' up your mind
People know that money, don't let money change you
Almighty dollar
Keep on tellin' y'all
People know that money, don't let money change you
Almighty dollar
Keep on changin', yeah, changin' up your mind.
The Audience once again was filming this and it was sure to go viral soon.
The Audience and MOST of Cake Cream cheered wildly, but Andy only slowly clapped, knowing that Axl was singing For The Love Of Money for him. Andy blushed. Axl got off the stage and went back to Cake Cream. Cake Cream and Axl all knew that Axl was once again singing about Andy. They drank some more Coke and rum. They went back to the Luxurious Penthouse soon after.
They chilled and then went to sleep.
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The next day Axl was served with a summons and complaint filed by representatives of the O'Jays, whose song Axl sang without first getting written permission.
Having given himself his own power of attorney, Axl thanked himself for his cleverness and peened out his response on a Big Chief legal pad; he filed the original and gave a copy to the other side.
The next day they went to trial before that old rascal, that scamp, Judge V.
Plaintiffs had a platoon of high powered lawyers, paralegals and various consultants; Axl sat alone.
Trial lasted ten minutes: a classic slam dunk.
Judge V. pronounced his verdict.
"Axl, you pirated that song from the O'Jays. Normally I'd only order you to pay a billion or two in damages but your actions were so wrong, so egregious, that I am throwing you in jail. Alas, the jails here are filled with January sixth protestors so I made arrangements with our sister state, Hawaii, to house you. May god have mercy on your soul."
Axl was cuffed and thrown on a tramp steamer; one grueling month later he arrived in the Aloha state, much the worse for wear.
He was transported to prison, processed, and taken to his new cell where he met his cell mate...
Axl let loose a real cheek rattler: holy moley, it's Mark Riley!
Mark Riley looked at his new companion, put down the chinese handcuffs he was weaving and smiled.
What, Me Worry?
Mr. V, in case you haven't noticed, the songs Axl sings at the bar are Karaoke covers! He doesn't need permission from the Ojays to sing Karaoke covers! He only pays when it's an OFFICIAL cover like he did with the War by Edwin Starr and turning it into the Covid song and when he paid to have James use some of Jimi Hendrix Machine Gun guitar playing in the War/Covid cover.He also covered Burgundy by Earl Sweatshirt and PAID.
Also, WHY is Judge V the ONLY Judge that Axl and Cake Cream get put in front of? This is MIAMI, a huge and world famous City, that has LOTS of Judges,not some backwoods rural place with only one judge in town.
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So many questions, but only one answer..."because that is how it is written..."
C'mon girl, time travel, doppelgangers, trials the next day?
Hello, reality takes a holiday.
What, Me Worry?
Originally Posted by MisterV
I NEVER called them Trials. I call them Court Hearings and Court Cases, NEVER trials. A Trial would take much, much longer. Court Hearings and Court Cases happen much quicker than Trials.In my Fictional Axl Rose story, the accused victims are asked if they want to press charges. The Accused usually pleads guilty and is ordered back to the Correctional Facility they are being housed in. What happens in my Fictional Axl Rose stories are more like Arraignments, NOT trials.
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I don't give a rat's patooie what you called it, but the scenario you typically use provides for being sued today and going to court tomorrow for a dispositive hearing.Originally Posted by TashaI NEVER called them Trials. I call them Court Hearings and Court Cases, NEVER trials. A Trial would take much, much longer. Court Hearings and Court Cases happen much quicker than Trials.
You always have people testify, and that happens at trial, and only rarely before, especially in civil cases.
Typically trials happen one to nine years after an action is filed, served, and responded to.
In law," ignorantia juris non excusat"
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They soon all fell asleep. The next day, Cake Cream and Axl got up, ate, and got ready for the day. Andy said that he was going to go to the mall by himself. Axl had a plan and wanted to test if Andy was willing to sell out Billy, Axl, James, Mike, and Jimmy. He would put on a disguise and not wear a motorcycle helmet and show up at the mall.
Andy soon left to go to the mall and Axl put on a normal looking disguise and told Billy, James, Jimmy, and Mike his plan and they were all in on it. Axl put on a bulletproof vest and went to the mall and saw Andy. He approached Andy and said in a changed voice," Hi, Andy, I'm Max Kendall with TMZ and I'd like to make you an offer for 20 Million to spill all of Billy, Jimmy, Mike, James, and Axl's secrets."
Axl in his head said,"Please, Andy, refuse. Please don't be willing to sell us all out for 20 Million.
Andy said,"20 Million sounds good!
Axl said in his head,"Oh no!"
Axl pretending to be Max said,"Just give me your phone number and spill all of Cake Cream and Axl's secrets, and I'll Zelle you the 20 Million!" Axl's heart was breaking. He was hurt and disappointed in Andy.
Andy continued,"But, Axl would be very mad at me if I spilled all of the rest of Cake Cream and Axl's secrets for money." In fact, EVERYBODY would be mad at me for selling them out for money.
Axl smiled a little inside. Axl played hardball and said,"Axl, Billy, James, Mike, and Jimmy don't have to know. It can just be between us. You'll be 20 Million richer!"
Andy paused for about a minute and Axl in his head was like,"Please don't cave, Andy. Please refuse."
Andy said,"They all would still find out somehow. I can't sell out Axl and Cake Cream for 20 Million by betraying our secrets. They'd never trust me again. I'm sorry, but my final answer is no. End of discussion."
Axl was cheering inside. Andy refused to sell out Axl and Cake Cream! Axl as Max said,"I respect your decision to not sell out Cake Cream and Axl."
Andy said,"Thank you!" Axl as Max welcomed him and they said their goodbyes and Axl left happily. Axl went back to the Luxurious Penthouse Suite and told Billy, James,Mike, and Jimmy about Andy refusing to sell them out for 20 Million. They were all happy Andy refused. Andy really seemed to be regretting turning on Cake Cream and Axl for money.
They chilled for a while and then Andy came back home.
Andy said,"Some guy from TMZ named Max Kendall offered me 20 Million to tell him all of you guys secrets!
Axl said,"Please tell us you refused. Axl was smirking inside knowing Andy had refused. Billy, Jimmy, Mike and James backed up Axl.
Andy said,"I refused to sell out your guys secrets for money."
Jimmy, James, Billy Mike and Axl all cheered. Axl Zelled Andy 20 Million from his bank account for refusing to sell them out.
Andy was pleasantly surprised to see that Axl Zelled him 20 Million and thanked him. Axl welcomed him. Billy, James, Jimmy and Mike also Zelled him 20 Million for refusing to sell out the secrets. Andy was thankful that Billy, James, Mike and Jimmy also gave him 20 Million each. He thanked all of them and was welcomed. They all chatted and chilled for the day and then went to sleep.
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Old Axl from 2023 woke up in a kiddie pool filled with Dijon mustard, duplos, and the odd maraschino cherry. Not this shit again, he thought. He called out to Billy to help him get up and towel off, but remembered that Billy and young Alex from 1986 had instituted a new morning ritual of picketing outside Walgreens to protest their sale of frozen pizza. Ever since Billy's house got torched by a frozen Italian pie, he had been on the warpath. Move over Mother's Against Drunk Driving (MADD), now it's Frozen Ass Pizza Burns Unsuspecting Musicians (FAP-BUM). A couple days ago he had helped them make signs with catchy slogans.
Down With Digiorno
Red Baron is capitalist Scum
Celeste Pizza for One is no Fun
Great Value Frozen Pizza is for the Poors
That last one made no sense but Axl shut his pizza hole and rolled with it. Billy and younger Axl had walked to their target, leaving Axl the car for the day. The rest of Cake Cream was at a children's birthday party, playing for a crowd of sleep deprived parents of kindergartners. Axl had the whole day to himself. As he toweled off the mustard and fished out a duplo brick from betwixt his ass cheeks, he let loose a hot salami squeaker. That fart dislodged yet another duplo he might otherwise have missed. He popped a maraschino cherry in his mouth and pondered the Collatz Conjecture. Suddenly he espied in the corner of the room a bit of poster board and a stick. May as well join Billy and younger self, he mused. Axl found a half dried sharpie and hastily composed a catchy anti-frozen pizza slogan.
Mr. V, court cases in my Fictional Axl Rose stories are incredibly rushed like you have pointed out. But I'm surprised you never called out that in my Fictional Axl Rose story, I frequently say stuff like,"Cake Cream and Axl took a LYFT to Miami International Airport and booked last minute first class tickets." They went to the local Marriot and booked last minute luxurious Penthouse Suite." This is so unrealistic that they constantly book last minute first class tickets and last minute luxurious Penthouse Suites in the local Marriot.
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Cake Cream and Axl took a LYFT to Miami International Airport and booked last minute first class tickets to Port Moresby, the cosmopolitan capital city of Papua New Guinea. Once they landed in their tropical paradise, they went to the local Marriot and booked last minute luxurious Penthouse Suites. Axl mused to himself, this is so unrealistic that we constantly book last minute first class tickets and last minute luxurious Penthouse Suites in the local Marriot. It was almost as if he were a character in bad fan fiction story. But he said nothing of his concerns to Cake Cream. What good would it do to make them question the nature of their existence?
Both Axls, Billy, and the rest of Cake Cream whose names I forgot woke up and ordered room service. When their breakfast finally arrived, they were horrified to discover that traditional breakfast in Papua New Guinea was fresh human brains served in the severed heads of warriors from the enemy tribe. Aw shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit, Axl mused. He had totally forgotten that Papua New Guinea was a tropical hell hole where cannibalism was still practiced among primitive peoples. At that moment the flatulent musicians also realized that their sumptous digs at the "Marriot" was just a thatch hut. Yeah, drugs can really fuck with your head. Cake Cream, Axls, and Billy shook hands and thanked one another for nothing in particular.
Cake Cream wanted to do something truly over the top; they discussed options over strawberry blizzards at DQ.
"Let's play each other's instruments" suggested Shemp.
"Fuck no" said Moe, "We're too stupid to learn anything new. I say we pile on one another and make a man mountain."
"No, that would hurt" winced Larry; "I think the better play would be to play a set of songs from another band, like maybe Four Jacks and a Jill."
As Larry was the only one who had heard of that South African band; he pulled up one of their songs from You Tube and played "Master Jack" for his band mates.
"We could do that" said Moe; they all agreed, thanked him, were welcomed, and shook hands en route to the men's room, where Moe and Larry shook another appendage.
"Let's go to Cape Town for the show" suggested Larry Fine; they called someone and rented a soccer stadium for the following day.
"Oh shit, we're gonna be late for the show" said a dilatory Joe Besser the following morning.
"Not to worry, I've got my buddy Elon on speed dial" said Curly, and he did.
Elon arranged to send Cake Cream to South Africa after lunch via rocket.
On stage, they were surprised to see that the entire audience was black; no Afrikaners, no white guys.
Two minutes into the set the audience, 200K strong, revolted; they expected rap but got served a load of crap.
The Zulus threw a plethora of spears which did nothing, so they followed up with gun shots.
A wild melee ensued, with security having to rush in and save Cake Cream from a herd of rabid rhinos that the crowd sicced on them.
Moe espied one of the rhinos suddenly and volcanically cutting loose with an odiferous blast followed by a colossal dumping of rhino poo; he idly wondered if it would taste better than Larry's, then smiled and thought knowingly: "Bloody unlikely, that."
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What, Me Worry?
The next day, they got up and ate and got ready for the day. Fans on Social Media were begging for a new Cake Cream Show soon. Axl and Cake Cream didn't want to do a Show soon, but they were working for the Fans. They reluctantly put on their bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets and left and went to the James L Knight Center. Axl booked a show for tomorrow. The Fans were happy. Cake Cream and Axl went back to the Luxurious Penthouse Suite and practiced for tomorrow's Show. They chilled until the next day.
The next day, they got up and ate and got ready for the day and practiced more. They put on bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets and went to the James L Knight Center and practiced more. Soon, it was time for the Show. They were performing behind bulletproof plexiglass barriers and were really good, but then they spotted Max Kendall from TMZ! Axl's stomach turned into knots and his heart skipped several beats again and he told Cake Cream that Max Kendall was there. No! Cake Cream all thought simultaneously. Max Kendall was like,"Hi, Cake Cream and Axl, care for an Impromptu Interview? Axl responded,"We're working, you jerk!" Fans laughed at Axl's sharp rebuttal. Max was filming everything.
Axl and Cake Cream felt nervous, but Axl reminded them that they were working for the Fans and needed to keep doing a good Show for the Fans. They heeded Axl's advice and continued doing a good show. The Fans cheered wildly. The Final sendoff happened to more wild cheering and then the show was over. After the show, they left the building, but lo and behold, Max Kendall was there, wanting to do an impromptu Interview. Max was filming them. And following them. Cake Cream and Axl were agitated. Max was like,"How does it feel being the most wealthiest band in the world? Cake Cream and Axl continued walking away. Max followed them, still filming.
"How does it feel having Mark Riley obsessed with you guys?" Max asked. Cake Cream and Axl continued walking away. Max continued following them. Max gloated he wasn't going to go away until they spoke to him.
Cake Cream and Axl all agreed with each other that maybe, just maybe, they should just give Max that impromptu Interview he so clearly wanted.
Cake Cream and Axl said to Max,"Okay, we'll talk to you in order to get you to stop harassing us." Max smiled.
Max asked,"How does it feel being the wealthiest band in the world?"
Axl said,"It feels great. We definitely weren't expecting to get so wealthy in such a short time."
Billy pointed out,"We technically are only the wealthiest band in the world because Brandon Records being forced to pay us $2.5 Billion for lying about us in Court. We would only have been worth about $200 Million each if it wasn't for the Brandon Records thing." Jimmy, James, Mike, Axl, and Andy all backed up Billy.
Max asked Axl, "Why did you run away when you saw me at the mall the other day?"
Axl responded,"I ran away because I didn't want to speak to TMZ like I answered on Social Media.
Max asked,"Is the REAL reason you ran away because you impersonated me?"
Axl responded,"I didn't impersonate you. If you ask me, the impersonation thing has Mark Riley written all over it. He's impersonated me and Older Axl.
Mark responded,"Mark Riley is still in the Prison infirmary in Hawaii. He couldn't have impersonated me."
Axl reconfirmed that he didn't impersonate Axl.
Mark them asked Andy,"Do you think that Axl is the one who impersonated me?"
Axl telepathically begged Andy to not rat him out. Billy, James, Mike and Jimmy also telepathically begged Andy to not rat out Axl.
Andy responded,"No, I don't think Axl is the one who impersonated you. Axl doesn't run around impersonating people. Axl, Billy, James, Jimmy and Mike all smiled inside. They were glad Andy didn't rat out Axl.
Max asked Andy, "Who do you think impersonated me?"
Andy responded,"I honestly don't know. Maybe someone who just felt like pranking and trolling me for fun."
Max was like,"Actually, they also trolled me by pretending to be me."
Andy was like,"Can we wrap up this impromptu interview? We're all tired, we just had finished a Cake Cream Show and we're tired. Cake Cream and Axl backed up Andy.
Max was like,"Okay, final question. Has any Member of Cake Cream or Axl turned on each other?
Billy, James, Jimmy Mike Billy and even Andy all mentally answered that Andy turned on Cake Cream and Axl.
Out loud they all said,"No."
Max was like,"Thank you guys for doing this impromptu Interview." Cake Cream and Axl all welcomed him and he walked away.
Cake Cream and Axl all went back to the Luxurious Penthouse Suite and talked about the impromptu Interview with Max Kendall and how it was sure to go viral soon. They were grateful they didn't say anything damaging in that impromptu Interview with Max. They chilled some more and fell asleep.
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"Thanks for lying your asses off guys" said Moe.
"That's what we do" said Curly as he kissed Moe's feet.
"You taught us how, we learned at the feet of the master" praised Larry as he unzipped Moe's fly.
Moe lectured his crew while Larry's head kept bob bob bobbing like a red robin.
"Guys, lying is easy."
Curly raised his meaty paw and let fly a gaseous eructation that shook the walls, saying "But Moe, ain't lying wrong?"
At this Moe glared at Curly, then picked up an andiron and bashed him in the skull.
"Would I ever steer you wrong?" asked Moe as hie zipped up and lit up a Tareyton.
Curly was unconscious, so in his place the members of Cake Cream sang, in unison, and in perfect tune "No, you're a good Master."
Having calmed the waters Moe asked "Now where's that damned gerbil?"
What, Me Worry?
The next day, they got up and ate and got ready for the day. They chilled until the next day.
The next day, they got up and ate and got ready for the day and practiced more. They put on bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets and went to the James L Knight Center and practiced more. Soon, it was time for the Show. They dropped trou, manually spread their butt cheeks, and butt whistled a variety of children's songs, including Old MacDonald Had a Farm. Thomas Gammy, owner of the Grammy Awards, was in attendance. He gave each farter a Grammy award.
Axls and Cake Cream and some new character named Max shook hands and thanked one another telepathically. Nobody had bothered reading the last 10 pages to figure out who Max was, but he seemed as stupid as all the other random characters showing up now and then, so they didn't mind.
The breakers of wind returned to their mansion where they ate frozen calzones and binge watched the Mister V variety show. They all had a hearty laugh at the episode where some drag queens played the three stooges and gave each other blow jobs. Billy's favorite scene was when Moe'nique farted in Curly-Sue's ear and Larryanne slipped on his own puddle of jizz.
It was a perfect day, except that the frozen calzones would have tasted better if they had been cooked in the oven instead of eaten cold straight from the freezer.
Suddenly there was an ominous knock on the door. Old Axl opened it and almost had a heart attack. It was Nathan, the man in the penis costume.
Ah ha, it's YOU!" accused the strung out doppelganger.
"No it isn't" came from the maw of the phallus.
"Of course it's you; who else could it be?"
"Surprise!"
The penis costume removed, old Axl quivered in fear and farted a barely audible toot: Judge V. stood before him, resplendent in glory.
"You know why I'm here, old Axl."
Old Axl nodded; he knew only too well why the jovial jurist had knocked on his door.
"Time to learn the truth."
Judge V. set up his Polaroid slide projector and screen, turned off the lights and began the slideshow from hell.
Old Axl winced, then sobbed, then fell on the floor in spasms as he watched the horrible images flash before his eyes.
Young Axl was depicted taking it up the ass; then felching, and finally getting and wearing a dirty Sanchez: it was all simply too much for the time traveler.
"Judge V., I knew when I made my deal with the devil to travel in time that this day would come, but Satan never told me YOU would be his servant."
"As a judge and student of the law I am inextricably bound to hellish practices. Now the time has come."
Old Axl shrugged and held out both arms; he asked "OK, which one are you going to chop off?"
What, Me Worry?
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