"Thanks for lying your asses off guys" said Moe.

"That's what we do" said Curly as he kissed Moe's feet.

"You taught us how, we learned at the feet of the master" praised Larry as he unzipped Moe's fly.

Moe lectured his crew while Larry's head kept bob bob bobbing like a red robin.

"Guys, lying is easy."

Curly raised his meaty paw and let fly a gaseous eructation that shook the walls, saying "But Moe, ain't lying wrong?"

At this Moe glared at Curly, then picked up an andiron and bashed him in the skull.

"Would I ever steer you wrong?" asked Moe as hie zipped up and lit up a Tareyton.

Curly was unconscious, so in his place the members of Cake Cream sang, in unison, and in perfect tune "No, you're a good Master."

Having calmed the waters Moe asked "Now where's that damned gerbil?"