Young Axl Rose and Cake Cream in 2022! :D

[Tasha]

At home, Axl went to check on Billy. Billy was peacefully sleeping. He'd talk to Billy about showing up high on Cocaine tomorrow.



Cake Cream also went to check on Billy and saw him peacefully sleeping. They all decided to let him keep peacefully sleeping.



They all soon went to bed themselves.



The next morning, they all woke up. They ate and got ready for the day. Axl looked at Billy intently. Billy blushed, knowing Axl was about to really let him have it for showing up to Cake Cream show yesterday high on Cocaine. And Billy was right.



Axl said,"Billy, how dare you show up to Cake Cream Show high on Cocaine? You had the audacious nerve to do that.



Billy looked at the ground. "You only told me to do Cocaine in the house. You said nothing about not showing up to Cake Cream Show after doing Cocaine."



Axl was like,"Don't use my own loophole against me."



Billy was like,"Okay. I feel better than yesterday and can perform normally today.



Axl said,"You do look much healthier than yesterday and are speaking a lot better today. Can't wait for you to do your amazing drumming today, not that sloppy and lazy drumming you did yesterday.



Billy blushed shyly.



Axl added tenderly,"I love you."



Billy responded,"I love you too."



They kissed for a little while and Cake Cream all practiced for today's Show. It was soon time for the James L Knight Center show today. They soon left for the show. They were wearing bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets.



They went to the James L Knight Center and practiced some more and the Show started. Billy was acting really normal and looked normal and was playing normally.



Cops had shown up to make sure Billy wasn't under the influence after what had happened yesterday.



Axl once again had to stop the show for a break to show that Billy wasn't under the influence.



The Cops said they wanted to test if Billy was under the influence.



Axl said,"I'm Cake Cream's Legal Representative and I have the authority to act as their Authority Figure. I can test if Billy is under the influence."



The Cops allowed Axl to test if Billy was under the influence.



Axl told Billy to come to him again and Billy obediently did.



Axl said,"Billy, I'm going to give you a kind of field sobriety test to test if you are under the influence. I will also be asking you some knowledge questions. Do not start until I tell you to. Do you understand and agree?



Billy understood and agreed.







The Audience was like,"I hope Billy passes his field sobriety tests."



Axl, Cake Cream and Billy all smiled.

Axl said," You may start the test." Billy nodded.

Axl said,"I want you to stand on one leg for 30 seconds." Billy stood on one leg for 30 seconds.



Axl said,"Good. I need you stand on the other leg for another 30 seconds." Billy stood on the other leg for 30 seconds." Axl said,"Good."



Axl said,"I'm going to need you to count from 1-10 backwards. " Billy said,"1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10. " There were nervous chatterings.



Axl said,"You counted from 1-10 perfectly the normal way. You must have not heard the word backwards. I'm going to need you to count from 1-10 BACKWARDS.



Billy said,10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1."



Axl said,"Good."



Axl said,"Billy, I'm going to need you to follow my finger." Axl moved his finger from left to right and then right to left. He put his finger up, and then put it down. Billy followed his finger perfectly.



Axl said,"Good."



Axl said,"You are in the middle of the stage now. I'm going to need you to walk to the left of stage without stumbling and then turn and go back to the middle of the stage without stumbling. "Billy walked back to the left of the stage, turned, and went back to the middle of the stage without stumbling.



Axl said,"Good."



Axl asked,"What is the name of the City and State you live in?"



Billy responded,"Miami, Florida."



Axl responded,"Good."



Axl said, "I'm going to need you to say the Alphabet in the exact order."



Billy said,"Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz."

Axl said,"Good."



Axl asked,"What is your full name and age?"



Billy responded," William Anderson Parks. I am 26."



Axl was like,"Good."



Axl was like,"I'm done with my field sobriety test of Billy. Billy passed all of the tests. He is not under the influence."



The Cops were like,"Billy passed all your questions with flying colors, but here is a VERY important test to check if Billy is TRULY not under the influence."



They pulled out a breathalyzer and told Billy to breathe into it. They sanitized the Breathalyzer.



Axl asked the Cops if he could administer the Breathalyzer test.



The Cops were like,"Sure." They handed him the Breathalyzer.



Axl told Billy to blow into the Breathalyzer and Billy obediently did. Billy's Breathalyzer was a 0.0.



Axl showed the Breathalyzer Results to everyone, including the audience. The Audience cheered.



To Billy, Axl said lightheartedly," You passed your Breathalyzer test with a Zero. Just like the Song by The Fixx,"Saved By Zero." Although that technically doesn't apply since you passed all of the tests anyways even before the Breathalyzer. It only helps your case that you also passed the Breathalyzer test with a Zero."



He pretended to talk into a walkie talkie. "Suspect's eyes are clear and not bloodshot, he is not slurring his words, he has passed all field sobriety tests and knowledge questions and passed the Breathalyzer with a 0.0 blood alcohol reading."



Everyone was amused, even the Cops.



Billy smiled. The Audience cheered at Billy passing all of the tests. Cake Cream and Axl also cheered. Billy smiled even more. The Cops were satisfied. Axl gave them back the Breathalyzer. The Cops left.



The Show resumed and it was a really good show. Fans cheered wildly and the final sendoff happened and the Fans cheered even more wildly. The show was over.

[MisterV]

Billy told Axl after the show "I want to celebrate, let's go to a juice bar."

While at the bar Billy slipped a roofie into Axl's carrot juice cocktail.

Axl was soon incapacitated; Billy took him home, put him to bed, and called the crooked lawyer.

Soon two men appeared, each carrying a suitcase; they put Axl in the bath tub and quickly surigically removed his kidney.

While they were operating Billy was snorting part of the ounce of coke he was paid for delivering Axl.

Things were falling into balance again.

[Tasha]

They went home. Already the Cake Cream show from today went viral. Fans were happy Billy passed all his tests but were confused and suspicious that Billy had already been back on stage the day after testing positive for Covid. They pointed out he should have come back about a week later, not the next day. They were like,"Since when does Covid have a one day sickness? Covid usually lasts at least 3 days, not one day People who test positive for Covid are supposed to quarantine for about a week.". "Cake Cream and Axl blushed knowing that Axl straight up lied about Billy having Covid.



They chilled until the next day. The next day, Claven Records called Axl's Cellphone and asked if Billy had really tested positive for Covid.



Axl said,"Billy tested negative for Covid. I lied when I claimed he tested positive for Covid."



Claven Records asked,"Why did you lie about Billy testing positive for Covid?"



Axl said, "I plead the fifth."



Claven Records straight up said,"Billy looked and acted sick that day. If he didn't and doesn't have Covid, why did he look and act so sick that day?"



Axl responded, "I plead the fifth," again.



Claven Records asked,"Is Billy a drug addict?"



Axl responded," Billy isn't on drugs." Technically, Axl was telling the truth. Billy was only on one drug, not drugs. Technical Loophole. "



"Maybe we should call Billy and get to the bottom of this," Claven Records said.



Noooooo!" Axl said, having a look of panic on his face.



Claven Records were like,"If there's something going on with Billy, we deserve to know."



Axl took a deep breath and said,'?"Okay, okay, Billy had a one day Flu that day!"



Claven Records were skeptical. Usually the Flu lasts a few days, not just one day."



Axl said,"Billy has a super strong immune system."



Claven Records were like," We're skeptical, but we'll give you the benefit of the doubt and drop this. Glad Billy is back to healthy. "



Axl thanked them and was welcomed.



They chatted for a little while and then said their goodbyes and hung up.



Social Media was still showing a lot of skepticism about Billy having a one day Covid bout. Axl responded on his Facebook page that Billy had a really strong immune system and had three Covid Shots, which is why he was healthy the very next day and only had a one day Covid bout. All of Cake Cream said the same on their Facebook pages. Fans were still skeptical but like Claven Records, decided to give them the benefit of the doubt and drop it.



Cake Cream and Axl were relieved.

[MisterV]

Billy would never turn on Axl, even for Cocaine. He loves Axl.

Pshaw, R U kidney?

I mean, are you kidding me?

Coke fiends would sell their first born for a toot; what, have you never done good cocaine?

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WTF, Tasha...I responded to your post, quoted above, and then you erased the post I responded to, leaving me here figuratively holding my dick in my hand.


Why did you bust your original post, eh?

[MisterV]

Axl, Billy, and Cake Cream learned that they were only fictional characters dreamt up by some woman in Miami, who while taking work breaks from stocking TP and tampons enjoyed playing at being a creative writer.

"Let's get her, boys" was the cry, and voila, licketysplit, they were in the break room with her.

"So, you want to play god, eh?" queried Axl as he smacked her upside the head.

"Yeah, like he said" chimed in Billy who repeatedly kicked the startled worker in the teeth.

She was beaten unconscious; Axl dropped trou and went first, then Billy had sloppy seconds (they were bi), then all of Cake Cream had a shot.

"Guess that'll teach her" smirked Axl.

[TheGrimReaper]

WTF, Tasha...I responded to your post, quoted above, and then you erased the post I responded to, leaving me here figuratively holding my dick in my hand.

An interesting statistic as of a minute ago.

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TheGrimReaper
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MisterV
Today, 10:40 AM Go to last post

The upshot is that the latter has 13 times the replies, but, only about 8.4 = 2*(4.2) times the views. In other words, the latter requires 7,579 = 143*(43 + 10) views to equal the former. Well, as boring as my posts must be, ... .

[Tasha]

Billy would never turn on Axl, even for Cocaine. He loves Axl.

Pshaw, R U kidney?

I mean, are you kidding me?

Coke fiends would sell their first born for a toot; what, have you never done good cocaine?

__________________________________________________ __

WTF, Tasha...I responded to your post, quoted above, and then you erased the post I responded to, leaving me here figuratively holding my dick in my hand.


Why did you bust your original post, eh?

I had answered you, and then tried to post the next chapter in the story and I got the dreaded,"An error has occurred, Tasha! You have reached your posting limit!" So I deleted my original answer to you and put the next chapter in my story instead. I was hoping no one saw my original answer to you before I reached my daily posting limit for the day. I was planning to answer you again today when my posting limit would reset.

[Tasha]

They got ready for bed and slept. The next day, Cake Cream and Axl had another show at the James L Knight Center. They were wearing bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets and performing behind bulletproof plexiglass barriers. The show was really good.



After the show, Axl and Billy told Cake Cream they wanted their privacy for a while. Cake Cream smirked knowingly and let them have their privacy and they thanked them and were welcomed. Billy and Axl went to a secluded corner, took off their motorcycle helmets and shared a long, sensual kiss. Axl had his hand lightly touching Billy's neck. Billy had his arm around Axl's waist. Both of their eyes were closed, enjoying each other and their kiss. They kissed for a while, really getting into this wonderful kiss. They then broke apart and smiled at each other. They left the Venue and went home.



Unbeknownst to them, a Fan had filmed this kiss and put it on Social Media. The kiss video went viral on Social Media.



"No! Cake Cream and Axl said in unison again.



Axl and Billy blushed. Their secret was out.



Fans were like,"I knew Billy and Axl were Boyfriends. They should have just admitted it."



Axl said to Billy,"Where do we go? Where do we go? Where do we go now?" Billy blushed and laughed.



Other Fans added that Axl might have kept he and Billy's relationship a secret since in 1987, a dude dating another dude was highly taboo. Fans added that in 2022, Society was more open with same sex relationships and Axl and Billy dating really wasn't all that taboo.



Axl and Billy blushed more. Everyone got ready for bed and slept



The next day, Claven Records called Axl and Billy and told them their relationship secret was out. Billy and Axl told them they already knew.



Claven Records told them that them dating each other was okay and they had lots of Gay and Bisexual Fans who would accept and support their relationship. .

Billy and Axl blushed and thanked them and they were welcomed. They chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes and hung up.





Cake Cream and Axl decided to have a fun day and went to the mall. They were all wearing bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets. Fans of Cake Cream and Axl asked Billy and Axl if the viral video of them kissing was real.



Jimmy, James, Andy and Mike told them softly to just come out of the closet and admit that the viral video of them kissing was true.



Axl and Billy took deep breaths and held hands and admitted that the viral video of them kissing was true and they were Boyfriends.



The Fans smiled and said,"Thanks for clarifying. We had feelings you guys were lovers and now our feelings have been confirmed. Billy and Axl smiled back. The Fans asked for Cake Cream and Axl for Selfies and Autographs and they obliged their Fans. They were all smiling.



The Fans, Cake Cream and Axl all chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes. The Fans walked away. Axl and Billy felt relieved, as if a huge weight had been lifted off of their shoulders. Andy said to Axl,"Welcome To The out of the closet Gay Life." Axl and Billy blushed. He told Andy that he was actually Bisexual, but in love with Billy. Billy asked,"Are you going to cheat on me with Women?"



Axl said,"No, I'm committed to our relationship. I love you and won't jeopardize our relationship by cheating on you. I promise."



Billy promised to not cheat on him either as he loved him too.



All of Cake Cream smiled. Cake Cream and Axl hung out, ate and drank in the food court and went home.

[Tasha]

They got ready for bed and slept. The next day, they woke up, ate and got ready for the day. They didn't have any shows for today, so they were able to chill for today. But in a twist of fate..... Claven Records called them and told them that Woodstock 2022 Three Day Festival was underway for the day after tomorrow and Cake Cream were invited to be a part of it.

Axl suggested to Cake Cream that they perform on the first day because the first day is when everyone is in happy moods, but the second and third day, People get pissed, tired, crazy, etc.



Axl also pointed out that if things got horrifically bad like Woodstock 1999, at least Cake Cream would be out of the line of danger if they performed the first day(The safe day) and bolted. They would be safe from suspicion if they weren't there if things went bad



Cake Cream agreed with Axl's thoughts.



Cake Cream and Axl contributed 18 Million(3 million each) to Woodstock 2022. They wanted to prevent the horrific tragedy of Woodstock 1999. They provided for free water, free food, fire extinguishers, free clothes, air conditioners, etc.



Cake Cream and Axl practiced for Woodstock 2022.



Two days later it was time for Woodstock 2022. Cake Cream and Axl went to the Woodstock 2022 Venue wearing bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets.and performing behind bulletproof plexiglass barriers.



Cake Cream was really good and Fans were cheering wildly. They did the final sendoff to wild cheering and then left.



Axl was proud that his Protege, Mentorees, and Clients performed at Woodstock 2022. They all left and went to a Restaurant and had a nice steak dinner and paid and left. They went home.



The Cake Cream Woodstock performance was already going viral and Fans loved it. Cake Cream and Axl were proud. They chatted for a while and got ready for bed and slept.

[MisterV]

God was not amused.

"Hell, I fucking CREATED that motherfucker, and now he chooses to suck cock instead of worshipping me?"

Thunder pealed repeatedly; the skies darkened; birds took to roost, animals took whatever cover they could find.

"Defy MY will, eh? I'll show you..." and with that the deluge began.

A torrential downpour, the likes of which had never been seen, continued for 40 days and 40 nights.

When the skies finally cleared no land was left uncovered: it was a water world now.

Axl, Cake Cream, and the rest of humanity were gone; adios, sentient life.

Dolphins evolved...

Apt.

The End

[Tasha]

The next day, they woke up and are and got ready for the day. On Social Media, Fans wondered if Older Axl was Gay since Young Axl was dating Billy.



Axl responded on Facebook, "Older Axl and I are two different People technically. Older Axl is Straight and I am Bisexual."



Fans were like,"Okay, that makes sense."



Cake Cream and Axl soon went on YouTube and the impromptu interview that Fan did with them was on YouTube. It was viral.



Fans pointed out Axl's look of panic when he was asked if Billy was like his Brother was a huge sign that Billy was his Boyfriend. And the fact that Axl said Billy was his close Friend was also a sign that Billy was his Boyfriend.



Cake Cream and Axl smiled. They knew that the Fan was filming and was going to put it on YouTube and it was going to go viral on YouTube.



Fans posted they had a feeling that Billy and Axl were Boyfriends when that video of them blushing at each other when Secret Lovers by Atlantic Starr played in the Supermarket.



Fans asked if Billy and Axl were going to make out openly in Cake Cream Shows and openly in public now that their relationship was out in the open.



Cake Cream and Axl didn't know if Billy and Axl should make out publicly and at Cake Cream shows even with their relationship being out in the open.



They watched TV and Court TV was airing the John Wilson Court Case and Cake Cream and Axl watched the part where John Wilson straight up called Axl Billy's Boyfriend before Billy and Axl even dated.



Cake Cream and Axl mentioned how ironic it was that John Wilson predicted Billy and Axl being Boyfriends. At the time Billy and Axl straight up ignored John calling Axl Billy's Boyfriend.



Billy and Axl stared at each other lovingly. They were so glad they were dating. But they did find it weird that Axl's shooter and the man who intended to kill Billy predicted them dating. Cake Cream found this weird too.



Axl's multiple gunshot wounds had all healed up nicely, thank God. And Billy had coped very nicely about the trauma over John trying to Murder him.



On YouTube, Fans mentioned Axl purposely taking multiple gunshots for Billy. They mentioned him saving Billy's life.



Axl responded on YouTube,"I didn't purposely take multiple gunshots for Billy. I pushed him out of the way and got shot multiple times instead. I'm glad Billy wasn't shot. In a better scenario, NONE of us would have gotten shot multiple times. "



His post got 200 likes.



Billy said to Axl,"Thank you for pushing me out of harm's way when John aimed at me."



Axl responded with a smile,"You're welcome."



They watched MTV and the Second Woodstock day was underway. People were having fun and Axl and Cake Cream's 18 Million helped a lot. It was not the tragedy so far that Woodstock 1999 was.



But then a rattlesnake came into Woodstock and began biting People! Oh no. Luckily, the 18 Million that Axl and Cake Cream donated provided emergency medical supplies and staff and the bitten People were quickly given medical attention. The rattlesnake was killed and the Woodstock show went on. Woodstock Staff and Woodstock Fans were thanking Cake Cream and Axl for those Donated 18 Million.



Cake Cream and Axl were happy.

[TheGrimReaper]

"Hell, I fucking CREATED that motherfucker, and now he chooses to suck cock instead of worshipping me?"

--->

Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch.

https://anagram-solver.net/%20%22Hel...e?partial=true


Ha. Finally, the end, from MrV.

[MisterV]

Ha. Finally, the end, from MrV.

Ah, but is it REALLY the end, or just another page being turned?

[TheGrimReaper]

Ah, 6ut is it REA1LY the end, or just another pa6e being turned?

--->

Neanderthal interbreeding hypothesis. [Ha.]

https://anagram-solver.net/Ah,%206ut...d?partial=true


Things went back to the Neanderthal, 616-variant of the original form of (modern) man, as 666.

Speaking of endings, I have to get out of here for a while to get something done, let alone before the number stuff gets too stale for me.

Thanks for the old-fashioned entertainment, MrV. A more productive bit with fewer voices (echos) in here. Perhaps, like most groups, around seven is best, to do with the number of synapses to a neuron. Something like that.

Analysis of the Neanderthal genome revealed that the toe bone came from a woman as it had two X chromosomes. Further analysis showed that each pair of chromosomes was similar in sequence. This suggests that her parents were closely related, perhaps an uncle and a niece. Inbreeding is generally bad for the genetic fitness of a species as it reduces the variation in a population making it more susceptible to disease and illness. This reduced genetic variation could explain why Neanderthals became extinct.

When comparing human genomes to the Neanderthal genome, human genomes resemble each other more than any of them resemble the Neanderthal genome. Some Neanderthal DNA is similar to DNA from people of European and Asian origin but these similarities are not seen in African DNA. This suggests that modern humans evolved in Africa and then expanded out into Asia and Europe, where Neanderthals lived. A degree of interbreeding between Neanderthals and early Homo sapiens then occurred in these areas. A study carried out in 2012 estimated that this interbreeding probably took place about 37,000-85,000 years ago and it is estimated that the proportion of Neanderthal-derived DNA in people outside Africa is 1.5-2.1 per cent.

Nowadays, many of us carry a small fraction of DNA from our archaic Neanderthal and Denisovan ancestors. This shared DNA could have shaped our individual susceptibility to modern-day diseases or adaptation to new environments and climates. Scientists have found nine Neanderthal genes in living humans known to be associated with susceptibility to conditions such as type 2 diabetes, lupus and Crohn’s disease. It has also been shown that high-altitude adaptation in Tibetans may be a consequence of archaic Denisovan DNA sequence in a region of DNA associated with haemoglobin concentration at high altitudes. Additional research is being carried out to investigate these links further.

Reconstruction of a Neanderthal woman

[MisterV]

Axl was inspired by what he saw happening at Woodstock.

He and Billy were munching on some steaks when whimsy hit him.

He unzipped his fly, flopped out his manhood and waving it at Billy said "Oh no, a rattlesnake!"

Deathly afraid of snakes, in knee-jerk reaction Billy used his steak knife to sever the head of the supposed viper.

Oops.

"Oh, shit!" screamed Axl, "Oh, fuck me!"

Taking this literally, Billy applied suction at the site of the wound; he swallowed about a gallon of blood before Axl lost consciousness.

James then walked by, saw Billy working Axl's meat and snarkily said "Sheesh, get a room."

[Tasha]

The third Woodstock day, Wild Water performed and they had the bright idea, well, wet idea to pour water on the hot Fans. Fans as in people, not fans the cooling item. A strong breeze happened to put some of the water on the equipment and malfunctioned the equipment. Wild Water got some shocks and medical staff took care of them. None of the Fans were hurt, thank God.



Once again, Cake Cream and Axl were thanked for their 18 Million providing lots of Medical Staff.



Woodstock despite the rattlesnake biting People and Wild Water causing equipment to malfunction by deciding to put water on the hot Fans was a huge success largely in part to Cake Cream and Axl's 18 Million. They were heavily praised for their 18 Million. Cake Cream and Axl looked at each other and smiled.



They chilled until the next day. The next day, Axl decided to book Cake Cream for the Olympic Stadium in Canada. Guns N'Roses is permanently banned from performing there due to a Riot that happened when they didn't show up a long time ago, but Axl reasoned to himself that this would be Cake Cream performing in the Olympic Stadium Concert, not Cake Cream. He told Cake Cream his thoughts and Cake Cream pointed out that Guns N'Roses was banned from performing there.



Axl said,"Guns N'Roses is banned from performing there, but not Cake Cream. Sure you are the New Guns N'Roses, but you are not Guns N'Roses. Technical Loophole. "He was smiling.



Cake Cream agreed with Axl's thoughts and Axl called the Olympic Stadium to book Cake Cream there.



The Manager said,"Guns N'Roses is permanently banned from performing at the Olympic Stadium."



Axl said,"Cake Cream is the New Guns N'Roses, but they are not Guns N'Roses. Technical Loophole."



The Manager hesitantly agreed to book Cake Cream. He said,"Make sure Cake Cream actually finishes the set. "



Axl smiled and said,"Yes."



The Manager said,"Okay." He gave a booking for three days from now. Axl thanked him and was welcomed. They chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes and hung up.



Axl told Cake Cream the good news and they were excited. The tickets for the Cake Cream at Olympic Stadium was in a frenzy soon. Lots of Cakers wanted to see them perform.



Cake Cream and Axl chilled, practiced, bought rushed plane tickets and Canada hotel bookings. The couple of days passed in a blur.





The day before the Olympic Stadium Concert, Axl and Cake Cream went to Miami International Airport wearing bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets and got processed and went on Air Canada first class and had a luxurious first class experience again.



They landed in Montreal International Airport and took a LYFT to the Marriott Hotel in Montreal.



Billy and Axl had a room and James, Jimmy, Mike and Andy each had their own rooms. They settled in and relaxed. They ordered Room Service and practiced for the Olympic Stadium Concert show tomorrow. They had fun and showered and went to sleep.





The next day, they woke up, ate, showered, got ready for the day, put on bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets, practiced more,left, ordered a Lyft, did sightseeing and had more fun and went to the Olympic Stadium Concert and they were really good. 100,000 Cakers came from all over the world to see Cake Cream! Axl and Cake Cream were proud. They started performing behind bulletproof plexiglass barriers and were really good.



The Olympic Stadium manager came out in the set and asked Axl to apologize for the early leaving show that got Guns N'Roses permanently banned from the Olympic Stadium a long time ago.



Axl responded,"I would be apologizing for something I personally haven't done in my timeline yet and don't personally remember."



Cakers begun chanting,"Apologize, Axl!" The Manager nodded and even Cake Cream was like,"You really should apologize, Axl".



Axl took a deep breath and said,"I apologize for the early leaving show that Guns N'Roses did in the Olympic Stadium a long time ago."



There was loud applause and the Manager was happy. He told Cake Cream and Axl that the ban against Guns N'Roses was now lifted. Axl, Cakers, and Cake Cream were all happy, but Axl asked to get that in writing. The Manager drew up a Contract and Axl read, understood, agreed and he and the Manager both signed. Cake Cream signed as Witnesses. The matter was settled and the ban against Guns N'Roses was lifted. Cakers cheered wildly. Cake Cream, Axl, and the Manager were happy too. The show resumed. They were really good.



The final sendoff happened to wild cheering and the Show was over. Cake Cream and Axl were really happy.

[MisterV]

Leaving the stadium, Axl was attacked and mauled by a rabid wolverine.

Billy watched in horror; initially frozen by fear he attempted to intercede and was badly mauled.

Gregory Peck's clone happened to be nearby and killed the beast with a rifle, to the amazemnet of his son.

Fans filmed the attack and it went viral, aong with a mass hue and cry calling for the extinction of all wolverines.

Some wags argued that the wolverine was doing humanity a service but they were quickly shouted down.

As it happened the wolverine had contracted a form of mutated rabies which was impervious to medication: soon both Axl and Billy were foaming at the mouth.

A meme was posted with their pictures, foaming, with the words "Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be rock stars."

It went viral; people heeded the advice and switched preferences to country, jazz, blues and hip hop, leaving rock 'n roll to the crack heads and fentanyl junkies.

[Tasha]

They took a LYFT back to their hotel and had fun, ate, and chilled. They showered and got ready for bed and slept.



The next day, they woke up, ate, showered got ready for the day and checked out and left. They took a LYFT to Montreal International Airport and got processed at the Airport and got on the plane back to Miami International Airport. They had a luxurious first class experience again.



At Miami International Airport, they took a LYFT back home. At home, they took long naps. When they woke up, they watched the News and Wild Water had been arrested for throwing water on random People on the streets. Wild Water resisted arrest and had been wildly attacking Police.



Social Media wondered if Wild Water were the New Guns N'Roses. They pointed out that Wild Water were behaving reckless like young Guns N'Roses.



Cake Cream looked at Axl curiously.



Axl shook his head. "Guns N'Roses didn't go around throwing water on random People. Nor did we wildly attack police. Wild Water is much wilder than we ever were."



A Social Media post said something like,"No, Cake Cream is the New Guns N'Roses, not Wild Water."



Cake Cream and Axl smiled.



Wild Water Members had their mugshots taken and they all had remorseless,"I don't give a fuc sneers," on their faces and each even had double middle fingers sticking up.



Axl looked up his own mugshot from 1980 and showed it to Cake Cream and said,"Look at how scared I look in my mugshot." There's a huge difference between the remorseless sneers all of Wild Water is doing and the scared face I have on my 1980 mugshot." Cake Cream pointed out he had a valid point. Axl smiled.



Cake Cream and Axl chatted for a while, chilling and watching more TV.



Wild Water's bail was set at $5,000 each. There were 6 Wild Water Members. Axl and Cake Cream were confused. How was the collective bail($30,000) for Wild Water $10,000 LESS than Axl's $40,000 bail? Axl punched Brian Washington in his face and broke his camera after Brian harassed and stalked him. Wild Water was throwing water on random People on the street and wildly attacked police while resisting arrest!



Cake Cream were like, "Maybe it's because you went on the run for a couple of days, whereas Wild Water got arrested the same day?"



Axl was like,"That could be a valid point."



The News said that Wild Water's Court Date would be tomorrow.



Cake Cream and Axl all shook their heads at the fact that Axl would have rot in jail for three days before his Court Date had it not been for the Go Fund Me, yet Wild Water's Court Date is TOMORROW. WOW.



Cake Cream was like,"Once again, you went on the run for a couple of days, whereas Wild Water was arrested the same day. That has to be a factor."



Axl was like,"You guys hid me for those couple of days!" He childishly stuck out his tongue.



Cake Cream was like,"And you accepted!" They all stuck their tongues out back at him.



They all laughed. They all were glad they could just sit back and play with each other like this.



They relaxed more and then got ready for bed and slept.



The next day, they watched Wild Water's Court Date. Wild Water looked very remorseless, cussing out the judge. Their Lawyers feebly tried to defend them, claiming they were good people who just lost their ways.



The judge wasn't having it and sentenced them to a month behind bars. They flipped off the judge as they were escorted out of the Courtroom.

Cake Cream and Axl shook their heads at the audacity of Wild Water's actions.



Axl said, "How dare people compare Young Guns N'Roses to Wild Water? The audacious nerve!" Cake Cream laughed.



On Social Media, Cake Cream and Axl Critics were ragging and dragging Cake Cream for having Wild Water be their Opening Act.



Cake Cream and Axl responded,"Wild Water opened up for us at only ONE show! And we had no idea they were these rebellious, remorseless hellshaits!"



The Critics were like,"Okay, you guys have solid points."



Axl and Cake Cream soon got off of Social Media. They ordered no contact pizza and soda and ate and drank.

[MisterV]

It was a dark and stormy night.

Axl yanked Billy's meat while Billy worked Axl with a dildo: ah, true love.

But then there was a loud crash and an ungodly howling.

"Fuck, and I was about to come" brayed Axl as he got out of bed to see what was happening.

Axl was shocked to espy a nappy-headed black woman clutching a handbag in the hallway, slobbering and gnawing her hands.

He didn't know it but she was on the "zombie drug" flakka.

Butt naked, Axl bitch-slapped the intruder: this must have acted as a wake up call, as the demented druggie whined "I'm your biggest fan."

But then a crazy look came over her: she pounced on Axl and started gnawing his nose.

Billy saw what was going on and in fear for his life he shut and locked his bedroom door while the whacked out fan munched out.

[ilovebigknockers]

Axl and Billy woke up and performed their morning ritual of smelling each other's morning breath. They both had dick breath. Dick breath is when your breath smells like dicks. It smelled like dicks because they had both put dicks in their mouths the night before. Axl had put Billy's dick in his mouth and Billy had put Axl's dick in his mouth. Also their dicks had been in each other's butts. They had dick and butt breath.

"Axl there's something I've been meaning to tell you." said Billy, who was Axl's gay lover.

"What, darling?" inquired Axl, who was Billy's gay lover.

"I like to play the lottery and troll on a lottery forum with different sock puppet accounts. I ask a lot of stupid questions about how to get scammed by lotto retailers." replied Billy.

"That's nice dear. Let's go to the liquor store and buy some scratch offs before Cake Cream wakes up." said Axl.

Axl and Billy got dressed. They had to do this because they were naked and could not visit a lottery retailer sans clothes. If they had been wearing their pyjamas they also would have needed to change clothes.

They walked down stairs using the staircase. The house only had one staircase. The each held on to the rail to walk down the stairs on the staircase because they did not want to slip on jizz that had not completely dried.

Axl and Billy decided to get breakfast at the convenience store where they were going to buy some lotto tickets. The store would have white powdered donuts and orange juice. Axl and Billy decided this was a good enough breakfast and that the flavors of the donuts and orange juice would mask their dick and butt breath.

When they got to the store they bought one of each type of scratch off and 47 Powerball tickets and a bunch of white powdered donuts and two small bottles of orange juice that were one day past the expiration date. Billy thought about all the Youtube videos he had watched about lottery retailers scamming customers. He was about to tell the clerk that he was an undercover lottery employee, when Axl let out a big fart. Billy realized the lottery clerk would never believe he was an undercover lottery employee. An undercover lottery employee wouldn't do a sting operation accompanied by a man farting loudly. Billy gave up and decided that later he would log on to the lotto forum and make more troll posts about clerks.

"Hey Billy. Lets rub these powdered donuts all over our faces and pretend that it's cocaine." Axl suggested

"Let's act like we are coked out too." Billy chimed in.

Axl and Billy did this prank in front of Cake Cream when they got back home. It was a lot of fun. But the whole time they were having fun pretending to be coke fiends with powdered donuts, Billy was wistfully thinking of the lotto forum.