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  1. #481
    Cake Cream and Axl saw that on Social Media, Fans were clamoring for a new Cake Cream Show tomorrow. Axl and Cake Cream were hesitant to do a new Cake Cream Show when Andy had abandoned them.

    Axl thought and thought of the fact that he was a good piano player. Andy was the Keyboardist of Cake Cream. Piano and Keyboards were similar and Axl could take Andy's place as Keyboardist with his good piano skills. He told Cake Cream his thoughts and they agreed with him that Piano and Keyboards were really similar and maybe, just maybe, he could realistically pass as pretending to be the Cake Cream Keyboardist.

    They pointed out that should go much more smoothly than when Axl pretended to be James, the Lead Guitarist and clearly wasn't a Lead Guitarist. Cake Cream and Axl all laughed. Cake Cream suggested that Axl actually practice on Andy's Keyboard and not just blindly go to the show playing on someone else's instrument like he did with James' Guitar.

    Axl said,"Good idea!" And practiced on Andy's Keyboard. He sounded good, channelling his piano skills into the keyboard. Cake Cream cheered for Axl. Axl shyly blushed.

    Cake Cream and Axl agreed to do another James L Knight Center Show tomorrow.

    Axl went to James L Knight Center and booked Cake Cream for tomorrow. Fans were happy.

    Axl went back to the Luxurious Penthouse Suite and they practiced for tomorrow's Show.

    They ate and chilled until the next day.

    The next day, Axl covered his Tattoos with makeup and Cake Cream and Axl put on bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets and went to the James L Knight Center. 50,000 Cake Cream Fans showed up! They were all happy. They performed behind bulletproof plexiglass and Axl sounded REALLY good pretending to be the Andy, the Keyboardist. Fans wondered where the hell Axl was.

    Mike said to the Audience,"Axl decided to let us shine for this show, so he decided to stay home for this particular Show! Cake Cream and Axl all nodded. The Fans were like,"It's disappointing that Axl's not here, but I get everyone wants at least one day off! Axl's stomach turned into knots, but he and Cake Cream knew Axl had to pretend to be Andy. The show continued to wild cheering. They did the final sendoff to even more wild cheering. The show was soon over and they went back to the Luxurious Penthouse Suite and fell asleep.
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  2. #482
    Having successfully impersonated Andy, Axl decided to impersonate others.

    He called for a press conference, claiming he was president Joe Biden.

    At the conference he appeared wearing a bullet proof vest and a motorcycle helmet.

    "My fellow Americans, it is time for me to retire. I am too old to lead this country. I am handing the reins over to Vice President Harris. Have a good day. Oh, where is the nearest DQ, I need a strawberry blizzard."

    The media bought it.

    The news quickly spread and the wheels started turning.

    Soon Ms. Harris and her people physically escorted a befuddled Joe Biden out of the White House and bundled him on to a train to Delaware.

    Axl gleefully rubbed his hands together, and booked a ticket to Moscow.

    "Good thing I speak Russian" he thought.

    Axl was thinking big.
    Last edited by MisterV; 04-18-2023 at 01:43 PM.
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  3. #483
    Andy watched the latest Cake Cream Show on YouTube. He couldn't believe Axl impersonated him! And James, Jimmy, Mike and Billy let him do it. Andy was angry. He checked his suitcase and saw he still had his Luxurious Penthouse Suite key from Florida. He wanted to pay his "Brothers," a visit.

    He put on his bulletproof vest and a motorcycle helmet and took a LYFT and went to Hawaii International Airport and made a last minute round trip booking for Miami. He flew to Miami International Airport and took a LYFT to the Florida Luxurious Penthouse Suite. He went in

    Axl, James, Jimmy, Mike and Billy were all sleeping. Andy had a devious plan. He snooped in all of their phones and went to Zelle App and Zelled himself $400 Million from Billy, Mike, Jimmy, and James Zelle Accounts. Axl was only worth about $10 Million, so he left Axl's Zelle alone.

    He smiled evilly. He'd just made himself $1.6 Billion richer in minutes! Andy left the Luxurious Penthouse Suite, downloaded Cash App and quickly put the stolen 1.6 billion in his Cash App. He went back to Miami International Airport and flew back to Hawaii International Airport and took a LYFT to the Hawaii Luxurious Penthouse Suite and fell asleep.

    Back in Florida, Billy, Axl, James, Mike and Jimmy soon woke up and Cake Cream saw that they all mysteriously sent Andy $400 million each. They were obviously upset and deducted that Andy must have stolen that $400 Million each from them while they slept since he still has the room key. Axl was upset too even though Andy hadn't touched his money.

    Axl said,"Should we vote Andy out of Cake Cream?" Billy, Mike, James, and Jimmy all said,"Yes, " simultaneously. Axl agreed Andy needed to be fired from Cake Cream.

    Axl sent Andy an Email saying,"Andy, you are a heartless thief. You are a disgusting, disappointing Criminal who stole from your Brothers. Shame on you. You're fired. Your out of the Band. Hopefully that $1.6 Billion you stole will give you comfort.

    Andy read the Email and pressed,"Block Sender." Andy would enjoy the $1.6 Billion he stole from Cake Cream. Andy now was worth over 2 billion. Who needed Cake Cream and Axl? Andy was beyond wealthy now!

  4. #484
    Axl took the boys out for strawberry blizzards to have a "come to jesus" meeting about Andy.

    "Guys, I'm afraid we need to report this to the police."

    A richly sonorous toot coupled with a foul odor was the only response from the members of Cake Cream.

    "Thanks for agreeing."

    They said "You're welcome" in response, shook hands and left, eyeing little girls with bad intent.

    Axl reported the theft; detectives and technicians came, interviewed the boys and took their cell phones as evidence for forensic examination.

    The next day a felony warrant for theft was issued and the public was advised; it was a viral sensation, especially as there was a reward for
    information leading to Andy's capture and arrest.

    A maid made him and ratted him out to the police.

    Andy was arrested and jailed; he waived extradition and was promptly flown back to Miami to face the music.

    Alas, the music was badly out of tune the day he once again came before that paragon of perfidy, the undisputed Bad Dream: Judge V.

    "Well now, I'll be dipped in sheep shit" yelled the judge as he surreptitiously fondled not himself but his .480 Desert Eagle Ruger.

    "Hello your honor" said Andy, quaking in his sandals: he well-remembered the nasty temperament of this jacked up jurist and understandably feared for his future.

    When asked if he had an attorney Andy said he did not.

    Andy told a whopper: he said he was indigent.

    Judge V. was about to appoint a public defender when the courtroom doors opened dramatically; all eyes turned to see who had entered.

    Axl said "I represent this man Judge V."

    A loud blast from Andy's britches caused a cloud of gas to fill the courtroom.

    "Uh, Judge, I just pooped my pants" said a blushing Andy.

    Judge V laughed so hard he accidentally fired his pistol, wounding the court reporter.

    "Ten minute recess" he snorted, "I need to compose myself before I die of laughter."

    As he entered his chambers he guzzled a half bottle of gin, snorted some Peruvian flake, and belched.

    "It's good to be the king" he thought.
    Last edited by MisterV; 04-19-2023 at 01:37 AM.
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  5. #485
    Axl, Jimmy, James, Billy and Mike went to the bar. Fans were happy to see them. They asked for Autographs and Selfies and Cake Cream and Axl obliged them and the Fans thanked them and they welcomed the Fans. Fans wondered where Andy was and Axl said that Andy didn't want to come with them to the bar. Cake Cream backed up Axl. The Fans were like,"Okay." The Fans walked away.

    Axl told Cake Cream that he wanted to sing,"IRS," as a clear message for Andy. Cake Cream loved this and encouraged him.

    Axl went to Karaoke and said,"I'm going to sing IRS." The Fans and Cake Cream cheered for Axl.

    Axl emotionally sang

    No, oh ah
    Is it true
    What they say of you

    Gonna call the President
    Gonna call a private eye
    Gonna get the IRS
    Gonna need the FBI

    There's not anymore that I can do
    All the reasons that you give
    I follow you
    So when you lead them in, that'll be the end of time it's true

    Wouldn't be the first time I've been wrong
    Wouldn't be the last I'm sure, I've known
    With all the rumors I can tell
    Some things didn't work so well

    Well anyway, it feels the same

    As when you first told me you were gone
    So long ago but I still held on
    Through all the emotions that I've had to take
    And that's the truth, and here's the worst yet

    Wouldn't even matter the things that I say
    You've made your mind up and gone anyway
    And there's no use now in dragging it on
    Should've seen it coming all along

    Well it's true, oh, I had
    My doubts of you

    Gonna call the President
    Gonna call myself a private eye
    Gonna need the IRS
    Gonna get the FBI

    Gonna make this a federal case
    Gonna wave it right down in your face
    Read it baby with your morning news
    With a sweet hangover
    And the headlines too, now

    I bet you think I'm doing this all for my health
    I should've looked again then at somebody else
    Feelin' like I've done way more than wrong
    Feelin' like I'm livin' inside of this song
    Feelin' like I'm just too tired to care
    Feelin' like I've done more than my share
    Could've been the way that I carried on
    Like a broken record for so long

    And I do
    Oh, oh
    I'm gonna call the President
    I'm gonna call a private eye
    Gonna get the IRS
    Gonna need myself the FBI

    Oh, what shall I do?
    If I gave my heart to you
    It's such a crime you know it's true

    Gonna call the president
    Gonna need myself a private eye
    Ooh, gonna need the IRS
    Gonna get the FBI

    Gonna make it a federal case
    Gonna wave it right down in your face
    Read it baby with your morning news
    With the sweet hangover and the headlines too

    There's not anymore that I can do.

    Cake Cream smirked, knowing exactly why Axl sang IRS. The Fans and Cake Cream cheered wildly for this. The Fans filmed the performance and it was sure to go viral on YouTube.

    Axl smiled and got off the stage. He went back to Cake Cream and Axl and Cake Cream were like," Andy's sure to see this when it goes viral!" They all smirked.

    They hung out at the bar for about another hour and then went back to the Luxurious Penthouse Suite.
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  6. #486
    A DJ in NYC was given the song and asked to play it in rotation.

    He listened to it and almost choked on his Kombucha.

    "Holy christ, but those lyrics really suck! Who penned them, a teen-ager sniffing glue?"

    He spun it but opened with "Here's a real curiosity from Cake Cream, you know those guys, the ones so ugly they wear motorcycle helmets and so out of shape they wear bulletproof vests to look manly. Just listen to this song...if you can. I gotta tell you guys it is to pop music as "Ishtar" was to movie making."

    He spun the disc, and social media went wild in NYC condemning the tune; soon the country and then the world piled on.

    There was a knock on the door of Cake Cream's luxurious suite; upon opening it a burning bag of dog shit was visible.

    "C'mon guys, we don't deserve flaming piles of dog shit, we deserve strawberry blizzards!"

    Cake Cream brayed like asses, farted melodically then thanked Axl, shook his hand and were welcomed.

    At DQ the teen-aged serving girl said "Hey, I know you, you guys are Cake Cream."

    They blushed, nodded and passed gas.

    "I like most of your songs but this latest one really sucks the big one. Who wrote the lyrics, an eighth grader sitting under a tree sniffing glue?"

    Axl raised his hand.

    "You ought to be ashamed" she said.

    With that she went to the back, made their strawberry blizzards but spit in each one.
    Last edited by MisterV; 04-20-2023 at 06:52 PM.
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  7. #487
    Mr. V, you're actually insulting the REAL Axl Rose with this since IRS is a real song he wrote.
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  8. #488
    Andy woke up from his nap and got a massage at the spa. The massage was good, but his conscience told him softly,"This massage would be better with Axl, Jimmy, James, Billy and Mike here." Andy tried to ignore his conscience.

    Andy paid for the massage and left. He went back to the Luxurious Penthouse Suite and saw on Social Media, Cake Cream and Axl still protected him when they refused to tell the Fans he was the winner of the 1.5 Billion when they could have easily told the Fans he won the 1.5 billion before taxes.

    Andy went to a Hotel Restaurant and ate a steak meal and paid and left.

    Andy went to to the movies. At the movies, his conscience told him softly,"You, Axl, Jimmy, James, Billy, and Mike had so much fun at the movies together, remember?" Andy felt guilty knots forming in his stomach. He said aloud,"Leave me alone!"

    After the movies, he went back to the Luxurious Penthouse Suite and watched TV and fell asleep. He had a nightmare that a rope made of money wrapped itself around Andy's neck, suffocating him, as he struggled to breathe in a panic and the money rope than hung him in a tree and he died in the nightmare.

    Andy woke up in a cold sweat, relieved that it was just a nightmare. Andy's conscience was torturing him in his nightmare since he was fighting it in his waking life.

    Andy watched more TV and felt REALLY bad about stealing the 1.6 from Jimmy, James, Billy and Mike. He knew he crossed a big line here, fucing over Jimmy, James, Billy, and Mike for 1.6 Billion. He knew if Cake Cream and Axl were to press charges on him, he'd be facing around 40 years behind bars for Grand Theft and Grand Larceny. Andy was scared.

    Just give them back their 1.6 Billion you should never have stolen from them in the first place." His conscience begged him softly. Andy broke down crying, realizing how fucked up what he did really was. The money was becoming more of a burden than a blessing. Andy knew that Cake Cream deserved their money back.

    Some random man posing as Axl called Andy's phone from a burner phone he had. Andy absentmindedly answered it.

    Fake Axl said,"Hello, Andy." In a calm voice. He sounded like Axl over the phone.

    Andy panicked, feeling both guilty and scared. Axl used a new phone number to call him and got him!

    Andy knew he had to face his consequences and own up to what he did.

    "Hi, Axl," he said nervously.

    Fake Axl asked,"Are you okay? Eating and sleeping well?"

    Andy took a deep breath and said," "Yes, I'm eating and sleeping well."

    "Anything you feel guilty about? Fake Axl asked pointedly.

    Andy broke down and admitted he felt guilty about stealing the 1.6 Billion from Cake Cream.

    Fake Axl was like,"Good, you should. Ready to appease your guilty conscience?"

    Andy said,"Yes, I'm ready to appease my guilty conscience!"

    Fake Axl was like,"Where are you? We can work this out face to face."

    Andy tentatively asked,"You promise this isn't a setup to turn me into the police for theft?"

    Fake Axl responded," We can handle our problems on our own, no cops involved."

    Andy said,"I'm scared you guys will end up throwing me in jail over this."

    Fake Axl were like,"We just want to settle this with you, face to face."

    Andy tentatively said,"Okay, I'm at the Local Marriot in Honolulu Hawaii." He gave the Room address and exact address.

    Fake Axl thanked him for that information and was welcomed. They chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes and hung up. Fake Axl was about to rob Andy out of that 1.6 billion he knew Andy had.

    Andy felt a wave of relief wash over him. He was going to face Axl and get this settled. Little did he know he unsuspectingly just told a complete stranger posing as Axl he had 1.6 Billion on him.

    Real Axl back in Florida had a REALLY bad premonition about Andy. He had a bad feeling that Andy was about to be in REAL trouble. Like about to get kidnapped, robbed, murdered, etc. He told Cake Cream his feelings. Cake Cream were like ,"We're mad at Andy for stealing our money, but we still don't want him to end up in big trouble."

    Axl agreed with Cake Cream. Cake Cream and Axl all in a panic kept trying to trace Andy's location using his phone, but Andy had turned off his location. Billy, James, Jimmy, and Mike all sent desperate Emails to Andy, but Andy had blocked all of their Email Addresses. They tried to call Andy, but Andy had blocked all their numbers. Cake Cream and Axl all prayed to God to watch over Andy.

    Axl decided he needed to buy a burner phone. Cake Cream agreed. Axl rushed to the nearest phone store and quickly bought a burner phone. He thanked the store clerk and was welcomed. He called Andy's cellphone and Andy picked up.

    Axl asked him how he was doing. Andy confused was like,"You know I'm fine. You called me earlier today and we made plans to meet up in my hotel."

    Axl said horrified, "We didn't speak earlier. This is the first time we're speaking today. Andy, you're in BIG trouble. I want you pack up and leave whatever hotel you are in immediately."

    Andy was like,"How do you know you aren't pulling some prank on me?"

    Axl desperately begged Andy to unblock his phone number. Something about the urgency in Axl's voice made Andy sit up and take notice and action. Andy unblocked Axl's phone number. Andy told him he unblocked Axl's phone number. Axl breathed a sigh of relief.

    He then called Andy's phone using his regular phone number. Andy felt cold chills as he saw Axl's phone number show up on his phone. He picked up Axl's phone call.

    Andy, Axl's burner phone and Axl's real phone number were now in a three way call. Andy's face blanched. Axl asked Andy if the fact that they were in a three way call with both of Axl's phones was enough proof that Axl wasn't pranking Andy. Andy admitted Axl was right.

    Axl begged Andy to tell him what Hotel and room number he was staying at. Andy told him the Hotel and room number he was at. Axl thanked him and desperately warned him again to leave. Andy packed his bags in a hurry and left.
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  9. #489
    Andy freaked out, totally.

    A doppelganger and an imposter both coming at him: what to do?

    "No sense staying here" he concluded, fight or flight kicking in; "I'll just book it from here and hide out in Bali."

    Andy booked it out of there and boarded a freighter bound for Bali.

    He shared a room with a crusty looking Polynesian named Hector, a very sketchy fellow.

    They discovered a mutual interest in sodomy and thus amused themselves en route to the tropics.

    Once shoreside Andy went to the nearest DQ and bought a strawberry blizzard.

    He smirked: "They'll never find me here."

    Through the doors of the DQ strolled a familiar face: Judge V, followed by some beefy looking fellows.

    "Let's you and me have us a little talk" murmured the jubilant jurist.

    Andy was escorted out and into the back of a clapped out ice cream truck.

    "We already hit you for lottery winnings, now we want what you stole;" the evil man rubbed his hands together and said "We can do it easy or we can do it hard; what'll it be?"

    Andy thought, and in a moment of clarity he let fly with a world-class stinkeroo.

    "Hard it will be" intoned Judge V.

    "Boys, go get my instruments, my tools: looks like this will have to go the hard way."

    They worked on Andy for over 24 hours and he never talked; at the end his corpse was cut up and fed to the hogs.
    Last edited by MisterV; 04-20-2023 at 11:51 PM.
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  10. #490
    On the other Website where this story also is, I edited the chapter to say that Andy realized that Fake Axl and real Axl had two different burner phone numbers. I erased the part about Axl and Andy doing a three way phone call with Axl's burner phone number, his regular phone number, and Andy's phone number
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  11. #491
    Originally Posted by Tasha View Post
    On the other Website where this story also is, I edited the chapter to say that Andy realized that Fake Axl and real Axl had two different burner phone numbers. I erased the part about Axl and Andy doing a three way phone call with Axl's burner phone number, his regular phone number, and Andy's phone number
    Huh, good to know.

    Hey, in MY mind, where the REAL story is, Andy DID talk, be told Judge V where the stolen money was and Judge V quickly seized control of it and got every penny in his greedy hands.

    Before flying back to Miami from Bali, Judge V gave Andy ten thousand dollars, saying "You'll need this to get out of Bali."

    Andy had been blindfolded, beaten and tortured by Judge V so he was confused by the generosity; he shook the judge's hand, thanked him, and was welcomed.

    "I ... I thought you were going to kill me, cut me up and feed me to the hogs."

    "They already ate" chuckled the craven jurist, musing to himself "So much for my estranged wife, bwa ha ha ha."

    "No Andy, I'm letting you go because you know what? I'm sure you'll go back to Cake Cream and make a shit-load more money, and when you do I'll be there to take it from you, again. You know what they say; "Third time's the charm."

    With that Judge V turned his back to Andy, lifted his black robe exposing his bare bottom and a thunderous blast of gas and liquid feces flew out, coating Andy.

    "Just something to remember me by; toodles."

    Alone and tattooed with effluvia Andy realized he was going to live after all; he called Axl, apologized, and booked a return flight to Miami.
    Last edited by MisterV; 04-21-2023 at 10:35 AM.
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  12. #492
    Back in Florida, Axl called the Honolulu Police and told them about Andy's predicament. He didn't tell them about Andy stealing 1.6 Billion, he just told him that some random Creep knew Andy was alone in a Hotel Room with Millions of dollars and tricked Andy by impostering Axl. The Honolulu Police Department took his phone call seriously and said they would send multiple police officers to Andy's Room. Axl breathed a sigh of relief. He thanked the Dispatcher and was welcomed. They soon ended the call.

    The Dispatcher sent multiple Police to Andy's Room he had fled just a little while longer , heeding Axl's warnings.

    The Multiple Police went to the Hotel Lobby and the Lieutenant asked for a Room key to what was just Andy's Room a little while ago. The Hotel Clerk gave him a Room key and the Multiple Police went to Andy's old hotel room and did a stakeout.

    About an hour later, a known Criminal named Mark Riley , a notorious Scam Artist and Bank Robber showed up to Andy's old hotel room and knocked aggressively on the door like a madman. He had a gun ready to rob Andy at gunpoint! He couldn't wait to be 1.6 Billion richer! He said in a deep Baritone Bass voice,"Andy, it's me, your Buddy, Axl Rose. Open up the door!" The Lieutenant opened the door and Mark was surprised to see about 6 Police Officers in Andy's Room, and no Andy.

    Mark tried to run, but the Cops tackled him and arrested him and searched his burner phone and saw he had called Andy. They read him his rights and led him out of the Hotel and he was put in a cop car in handcuffs. The whole thing was caught on surveillance camera and was sure to go viral soon. On the news in about an hour, Mark's arrest and mugshot were already a featured headline.

    Andy had fled to California and booked another Luxurious Penthouse Suite in a Marriott hotel. He breathed a huge sigh of relief when he saw the news of Mark's arrest and thanked God Axl saved him from God knows what Mark was going to do to him if Axl's intuition and premonition hadn't saved Andy. Axl called him from his normal phone and asked him if he was okay.

    Andy picked up the phone and said,"I'm fine, I'm in California now, thanks for still looking out for me, even after all I've done to you and Cake Cream. You helped me out and saved me big time!"

    Axl replied,"You're welcome. That's what Brothers do, not just Bandmates." Axl said wryly.

    Andy blushed shyly. Andy and Axl chatted and Andy went to his Cash App and Zelled himself roughly 2.2 Billion.

    Andy Zelled Jimmy, James, Mike, Billy 500 million each and Zelled Axl 200 Million. He wrote a Zelle note reading,"I am sorry for stealing money from you guys. I shouldn't have screwed over my Family. Here's the money I stole from you plus extra. I gave you extra money as a sign of repentance."

    Cake Cream and Axl were pleasantly surprised to see that Andy truly felt guilty remorse after screwing over his Brothers and to an extent, Axl. Andy unblocked Cake Cream's numbers and they all chatted, happy Andy was safe and sound. And thanked him for doing the right thing plus extra. He welcomed them. Cake Cream and Axl wondered if they should come visit Andy in his California hotel. They told him they all missed him. Andy was like,"Sure, but let's all Skype so I know it's for sure you it's you guys and not some Imposters that sound creepily like you!

    Cake Cream and Axl were all like,"Good idea!" They didn't blame Andy for being a little paranoid over what could have happened.

    Cake Cream, Andy, and Axl did Skype and they all chatted virtually face to face. It really was the real Cake Cream and Axl and Andy was satisfied. They made plans to meet Andy the next day. Andy was happy.
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  13. #493
    Cake Cream and Axl chartered a private jet and flew to LA; they took a limo to the Marriott where Andy was staying and knocked on his door.

    "What's the password?"

    "Blow job."

    Andy opened the door, only to be slapped by Axl; Andy let loose a dramatic fart.

    "That's for stealing our money, Andy."

    Axl slapped him again, causing a more volcanic eruption from Andy's nether eye.

    "And that's to knock some sense back in your head; we need you in Cake Cream, man."

    Andy was perplexed, not knowing what to do about both his predicament and his soiled underwear.

    "Let's go out and talk."

    Andy quickly changed into fresh panties.

    They took the limo to a DQ and ordered strawberry blizzards.

    While Axl and Andy talked the members of Cake Cream amused themselves with an intense game of rock, paper, scissors.

    "Axl, I just cannot return, that bridge has been burned."

    "Andy, let's rebuild that bridge" said a smiling Axl, who held out his hand; "All is forgiven."

    Andy blushed, then shook Axl's clammy hand and said "OK, thanks, I'll come back" and Axl thanked him.

    They finished their blizzards and went to the San Diego zoo to make faces at and tease the animals.

    Together again.
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  14. #494
    Mr. V, you've done it again! Keep in mind that I have this story on another Website as well. Let's just say, Cake Cream and Axl in an upcoming chapter will mention that Cake Cream and Axl need a password that only Cake Cream and Axl know to prevent someone impostering any of them again.
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  15. #495
    Andy felt happiness that Cake Cream and Axl seemed to have forgiven the huge betrayals he had done to them recently. He fell asleep, this time, dreaming good dreams, not having a bad nightmare.



    The next day, Cake Cream and Axl showed up at Andy's California Luxurious Penthouse Suite. Andy checked the peephole and it was for sure them. He let them in.



    Cake Cream and Axl chatted with Andy amicably. Andy knew what he just did would go in the "Black mark," list between him, Cake Cream and Axl. Like the $5,000 plan to sell out Axl when Axl was still a Fugitive.



    Andy shyly asked if he could be rehired into Cake Cream. He said he already missed being in the Band.



    Axl was like,"Technically, you aren't fired. Fired would have required you to sign a contract stating you are fired. You didn't sign any contract like that. Jimmy, James, Billy Mike and myself just verbally agreed you were out of the Band and then I sent you an Email scolding you and telling you you were out of the Band and fired, but you never signed any Contract, so technical loophole. Axl smiled.



    Cake Cream backed up Axl. Everybody agreed that Andy was still a part of Cake Cream. Andy was emotional in a good way that they still wanted Andy in Cake Cream. Andy opened up about the money rope murdering nightmare he had.



    That was your conscience telling you that the money was metaphorically murdering you." Billy said. Cake Cream and Axl backed up Billy.



    Andy blushed shyly.



    Axl suggested Cake Cream and himself needed a password to prevent something like what nearly happened to Andy happening again. Cake Cream backed up Axl. They decided the password should be "blueblueblue." They all laughed.



    Andy's phone rang and it was the Florida Lottery Official telling him he was accidentally sent roughly 700 Million through Zelle when he was actually supposed to be Zelled more like 375 Million. He was told he owed roughly 325 more in taxes!



    Andy was shocked and thanked God he hadn't blown the roughly 700 Million away. He told the Florida Lottery that he would give back the roughly 325 million. The Florida Lottery asked if he could Zelle the roughly 325 Million.



    Andy told them he would do it face to face in Tallahassee Lottery Headquarters. The Florida Lottery was like,"Okay, makes sense you'd want to do things face to face after what could have happened with Mark Riley."



    Andy and The Florida Lottery Official chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes and hung up.



    Axl was like,"How ironic. You thought you won roughly 700 million but what you REALLY won was roughly $375 Million. Andy blushed shyly. Cake Cream and Axl all laughed.



    Andy, Billy, James, Jimmy, Mike and Axl agreed to go to Tallahassee Lottery Headquarters tomorrow.



    They chilled in Andy's California Luxurious Penthouse Suite until the next day. The next day, they took a LYFT to Los Angeles Airport and made a last minute booking round trip for Tallahassee. They were processed and had a nice first class flight experience to Tallahassee Airport. They were processed and took a LYFT to Tallahassee Lottery Headquarters.



    At the Lottery Headquarters, Andy face to face spoke with the Lottery Official and Andy Zelled the Roughly 325 Million and got Documents informing him he had paid the extra roughly 325 Million. Cake Cream and Axl were proud of Andy for doing the right thing. The Andy from just a few days ago would have flown to another Country to avoid paying the roughly extra 325 Million he was told he owed.



    Cake Cream, Axl, and the Lottery Official chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes and Cake Cream and Axl left and went back to Tallahassee Airport and had a luxurious first class experience back to Los Angeles Airport and then took a LYFT back to Andy's luxurious Penthouse Suite in California and chilled more.
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  16. #496
    Axl suggested that Cake Cream and Axl have a password to prevent what nearly happened to Andy happen again. Mark Riley, a notorious Bank Robber posing as Axl had showed up to Andy's hotel room with a gun, something that would have been completely avoided if they had just had a password only them 6 knew.

    Cake Cream agreed Axl had a good point and they all decided the password should be radioactive radiation, a phase that is NOT usually spoken casually. And only had ONE chance to say the right password.

    Axl told them he wanted to practice this on Mike for fun. They were all up for this.

    Axl pretended to knock on a hotel room. He said,"Hi, Mike, I'm Axl. I lost my room key. Could you open the hotel room for me please?"

    Mike asked,"What's the password?" Axl responded,"I love you."

    Mike said,"Wrong password, you're not Axl, fuck off Creep, I'm calling the Police."

    Axl said,"Good." He smiled. Hopefully, that's a similar response you'd give if anyone tries to impersonate any of us like that Creep Mark Riley did to me to trick Andy."

    Andy blushed.

    Axl looked at Andy with a caring expression. We're all really glad you're safe, sound, and unharmed. Everyone backed up Axl.

    Andy was like,"I'm really glad I have five Brothers who care about me so much.Thank you. " They all welcomed him.

    Andy told Cake Cream and Axl about the fact that he wouldn't have been wearing a Bulletproof vest or a motorcycle helmet since he was in a hotel room and thought Mark was Axl. He would have had no protection if Mark had pulled a gun or worse, shot him for that 1.6 Billion. He shuddered.

    Axl said,"I guess you feel grateful you're part of this Family who loves and supports you and you aren't completely Solo. Cake Cream backed up Axl.

    Andy said,"Yeah, I'm really grateful. Thanks for saving my life!"

    Everyone thanked him.

    Andy shyly asked if they were going to keep bringing up the fact he left with the roughly 700 Million, refusing to give them any of that money and then came back temporarily with the sole purpose to steal 1.6 Billion from Cake Cream and went on the run again.

    Axl was like, "The fact that you would have gotten held up at gunpoint for money at the LEAST by a notorious Criminal Bank Robber if it weren't for us saving you is punishment enough. Besides, you came to your senses and gave us the money back, plus extra and showed guilty remorse and apologized and came back."

    Billy, James, Jimmy, and Mike all backed up Axl.

    Andy was grateful. They went to the Hotel Restaurant and had a nice steak dinner, Andy extremely glad to be with his Brothers again and vice versa. They paid and left.
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  17. #497
    Billy wiped Axl's come off his cheek and told Axl that the band should move from Miami to So Cal.

    "LA, San Diego, either city is more welcoming and supportive of gays like us than is Miami."

    Billy, who Axl discerned wasn't really as stupid as he seemed, explained how the policies implemented by "Bit Tits" Ron DeSantis in the Sunshine State were inimical to gays.

    "What kind of moron espouses "Don't say gay?"

    Axl agreed and thanked him; Billy shook his hand, then his cock as a sign of sincere welcome.

    "And him punching Mickey Mouse in the nose: what an asshole! Fuck Florida!"

    Cake Cream overheard the discussion and to show support they hooted, grunted, jumped up and down and hit their fists on the floor, ape-like.

    In the excitement Jimmy dropped a deuce; this triggered the others to do so also and before you could say "licketysplit" the shit was flying through the air as was the sound of laughter and the splat of feces on faces.

    Later, after an informal vote at DQ, Cake Cream decided to relocate to California.

    Andy thought "Best of all, no more Judge V."

    Alas and alack, he greatly underestimated the tenacity, the greed, of the felonious jurist...
    Last edited by MisterV; 04-22-2023 at 10:37 AM.
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  18. #498
    Originally Posted by MisterV View Post
    Billy wiped Axl's come off his cheek and told Axl that the band should move from Miami to So Cal.

    "LA, San Diego, either city is more welcoming and supportive of gays like us than is Miami."

    Billy, who Axl discerned wasn't really as stupid as he seemed, explained how the policies implemented by "Bit Tits" Ron DeSantis in the Sunshine State were inimical to gays.

    "What kind of moron espouses "Don't say gay?"

    Axl agreed and thanked him; Billy shook his hand, then his cock as a sign of sincere welcome.

    "And him punching Mickey Mouse in the nose: what an asshole! Fuck Florida!"

    Cake Cream overheard the discussion and to show support they hooted, grunted, jumped up and down and hit their fists on the floor, ape-like.

    In the excitement Jimmy dropped a deuce; this triggered the others to do so also and before you could say "licketysplit" the shit was flying through the air as was the sound of laughter and the splat of feces on faces.

    Later, after an informal vote at DQ, Cake Cream decided to relocate to California.

    Andy thought "Best of all, no more Judge V."

    Alas and alack, he greatly underestimated the tenacity, the greed, of the felonious jurist...
    Mr. you're right on both Billy and Axl being Gays. At first, I envisioned Billy as being completely Gay, and Axl as being a Bisexual who was in love with Billy, but it's becoming clearer and clearer that my Fictional Young Axl Rose is completely Gay , not Bisexual as he hasn't wanted to be with Women for a long time, is just completely in love with Billy. Older Axl is still completely Straight. So, Young Axl, Gay, Older Axl Straight.
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  19. #499
    Hey Tasha, what about the sexuality of the remaining members of Cake Cream?

    Are they eunuchs"

    Pole smokers?

    Carpet munchers?

    In your "grand plan," will they ever orgasm?

    Might I suggest you write about them exploring the Zen koan of engaging in "a circle jerk without the use of hands?"
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  20. #500
    Originally Posted by MisterV View Post
    Hey Tasha, what about the sexuality of the remaining members of Cake Cream?

    Are they eunuchs"

    Pole smokers?

    Carpet munchers?

    In your "grand plan," will they ever orgasm?

    Might I suggest you write about them exploring the Zen koan of engaging in "a circle jerk without the use of hands?"
    Here are Cake Cream sexualities.

    Andy. Gay
    Axl. Gay
    Billy. Gay
    James. Straight
    Jimmy. Straight
    Mike. Straight.

    Half are Gay, half are Straight.

    When I was first developing these characters in the first Fictional Axl Rose story, they were all Straight. Then Axl bought condoms for Cake Cream and told them that they would most likely have a lot of Female Fans throwing themselves at them as they were huge Rockstars and Female Fans throwing themselves at Rockstars is common in Rock And Roll. Andy blushed and admitted he was interested in Male Fans, not Female Fans. Cake Cream affirmed that Andy liked Males, not Females. I turned Andy Gay in that Chapter.

    Billy, I envisioned at first as Straight in the first Fictional Axl Rose story, but there definitely was a VERY close friendship between Axl and Billy, Billy being the only one to visit Axl in jail for a huge example. Billy also cried a lot, the most out of Cake Cream when Axl told him he was leaving 2022 to go back to 1987.

    In the second Fictional Axl Rose story, Billy and Axl are dating. In early Chapters, it was deeply foreshadowed that Billy and Axl would be dating when a Creep aimed his gun at Billy and Axl pushed him out of the way and got shot multiple times instead. The Shooter at Court straight up called Axl Billy's Boyfriend, despite them not dating yet at the time. Axl was at first Bisexual, but is now completely Gay.

    James, Jimmy, and Mike are completely Straight. In fact, James and Jimmy ended up fighting over a Woman, not a Man.

    I envision James, Jimmy, Mike, and Andy, just not wanting to have sex with anyone. Billy and Axl are the only ones being intimate.
    Last edited by Tasha; 04-22-2023 at 11:40 AM.
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