Young Axl Rose and Cake Cream in 2022! :D

[MisterV]

Axl's internal alarm clock chimed silently and he arose in the dark of night, his member turgid with the expectation of some dirty sock action.

He quietly crept down the hallway to the laundry, turned on the light and voila', there was James, rifling through the hamper.

Flummoxed, Axl muttered "Was up?"

"Let's not bullshit each other, Axl. Cake Cream and I have been on to your dirty sock fetish for some time now."

Axl blushed crimson.

"But after our fun today, I wanted to see why you like it so much."

Axl felt as if a huge weight had been lifted off of his back; he explained how he always had a thing for dirty socks, then he handed a reeking sock to James and asked him to join him.

Socks in hand, then on their Divining Rods, the Cake Creamers creamed their odoriferous hose.

"I still prefer pussy, but it's not bad at all" said James.

"Tomorrow we'll ALL do a "sock it to me" laughed James.

Axl smiled, the image of all the members of Cake Cream gathered in the laundry strumming their cock socks percolated in his mind: he thanked James for joining him and was welcomed.

[Tasha]

They got up the next day and ate and got ready for the day. Andy said he wanted to go to the Supermarket. Everybody else all said they wanted to go with him.



Andy said,"No, I really want to go to the Supermarket by myself." Andy answered.



Axl wryly said,",Dejavu all over again," he said to Andy. Billy, James, Jimmy, Mike, and Billy all backed up Axl.



Andy shyly blushed. "Uh, I like shopping at Supermarkets by myself!" Andy was actually planning to go buy Mega millions tickets.



"We're sure you do enjoy shopping at Supermarkets by yourself," Axl told Andy wryly.



Andy blushed more and the rest of Cake Cream and Axl laughed. They knew why Andy wanted to go "Shopping," at the Supermarket by himself.



Andy put on a bulletproof vest and a motorcycle helmet and told Cake Cream and Axl goodbye and they all said it back. He left. Andy went to the Supermarket and bought 10 Mega Millions tickets and chose the Multiplier.



Andy thanked the Cashier and was welcomed. He went back to the Luxurious Penthouse Suite. He and Cake Cream and Axl all chilled for the day and then went to sleep. At Midnight, Andy got up and checked the Lottery Results on his phone. Andy was pleasantly shocked to see that 10,22,30,31,43, and a Megaball of 4 had shown up, his exact numbers!



He had won 1.5 Billion before taxes, the Largest Mega Millions Jackpot EVER. He was excited! Andy however knew that he probably won more like 500 Million cash after the taxes, learning his lesson from the last time. Andy put the lottery ticket in his drawer and went to sleep.



When he got up, he ate and got ready for the day. His conscience told him,"Don't do what you did last time. Don't run off with the money just so you don't have to share it with Cake Cream and Axl. You've been given a second chance and your Brothers trust and love you.



Andy said to Billy, Axl, James, Jimmy and Mike,"Guys, I won the Mega Millions Jackpot of 1.5 Billion before taxes."



Billy, James, Jimmy, Mike and Axl all said,"Congratulations."



Andy blushed shyly. He shyly thanked them. They all welcomed him.



Billy asked,"You're not going to run off on us like you did the last time, are you?" Billy had a way of just saying what people were thinking.



Andy said,"No, I'm not." Cake Cream and Axl smiled. Andy called The Lottery Office and they made plans to make another Press Conference for Andy's second big Lottery win. The Lottery Official congratulated Andy on winning big AGAIN.



Andy thanked him and was welcomed. Andy and The Lottery Official chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes and hung up.



Andy told Cake Cream and Axl that he was going to do another Lottery Press Conference for tonight. They all said they would watch it. Andy smiled happily. They all chilled in the Luxurious Penthouse Suite and soon it was almost time for the Lottery Press Conference. Andy got ready for the Lottery Press Conference and put on his bulletproof vest and a motorcycle helmet and told Cake Cream and Axl his goodbyes and they said it back.



Andy went to the Lottery Press Conference. Cake Cream and Axl watched on TV. "Drew Tyson," was asked how it felt to win a big Lottery Jackpot AGAIN. Andy replied in a changed voice,,"It feels great."



He was asked what he planned to do with the new money. Andy replied,"I don't know. Maybe travel and give some to Charity.



An Audience Member "joked," if he could get 50 Million from "Drew," Andy panicked a little.

He thanked God he was wearing a motorcycle helmet. Axl telepathically told Andy to decline that "Joke," question.



Andy responded,"I don't actually have the money on me!"



Axl thought that was a good answer. The Audience Member respectfully agreed to not ask again. More questions were asked and Andy tactfully answered them all.



Cake Cream and Axl were proud of Andy and how well he answered all the questions, some of them really tough questions like why he didn't give to Charity from his last big Jackpot win. Andy responded,"I plead the fifth," which was actually a good response. He was also asked if he was really Andrew Tyson McCall from Cake Cream. Andy said,"No my full name is Drew Tyson."The Lottery Officials backed up Andy and Andy thanked them and was welcomed. The Audience Members were suspicious but let the matter drop.



Soon, the Press Conference was over and the Lottery Official Zelled Andy exactly 500 Million in cash and promised him ALL of his taxes were paid. Andy thanked the Lottery Official and was welcomed. They chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes. Andy got a Police Escort ride back to the Marriot. He thanked the Police Officers and they welcomed him. He went to the Luxurious Penthouse Suite.



Cake Cream and Axl congratulated Andy on the Press Conference. Andy thanked them and they welcomed him. Andy told them that he got Zelled exactly 500 Million in cash. They all thanked him for his honesty and he welcomed them..



Andy's Press Conference was already going viral. People were wondering exactly who Drew Tyson was and talked about how lucky he was to have won 1.5 Billion in the Powerball before taxes and now 1.5 Billion in Mega Millions before taxes. That was 3 billion before taxes.



Andy blushed. He asked Axl in private if this would put a target on his back and pointed out that People were suspicious that he was Drew Tyson.



Axl responded,"You know what, maybe you should make a video as Drew Tyson and wear a disguise such as blue eye contacts and a long blond wig. You have short brown hair and brown eyes, so you want to not look like yourself at all. I can film your video from my burner phone. Andy thought that was a good idea. They made plans to film this in a secluded place tomorrow.



They all soon fell asleep.



The next day, they got up and ate and got ready for the day. Axl and Andy told the rest of Cake Cream their plan. There was actually a motorcycle convention going on today and lots of People would be wearing motorcycle helmets like the kinds that Cake Cream and Axl wore. They put on their bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets and went to the motorcycle Convention where they had to pretend to be interested in Harley Davidson Motorcycle conversations.



They were REALLY good at acting like they loved Harley Davidson Motorcycles. The actual Harley Davidson Motorcycle lovers bought their act hook, line, and sinker. After the motorcycle convention, Axl and about 8 REAL motorcycle enthusiast all wearing motorcycle helmets went to a local costume store and Axl bought a long blonde wig and blue eye contacts for Andy. The other real motorcycle enthusiast bought similar things.



Axl left the costume store. Axl went back to Cake Cream and they all went back to the Luxurious Penthouse Suite. Axl washed the blonde wig and the blue eye contacts and he and Andy left both wearing bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets and went to the secluded place. Axl gave Andy the blond wig and the blue eye contacts and Andy took off his motorcycle helmet and put on the blond wig and the blue eye contacts and Axl filmed Andy with his burner phone.



Andy looked COMPLETELY different from his usual self with the blue eye contacts and the long blond wig.



Andy used a changed voice and said,"Hi, I'm Drew Tyson, two time Lottery Winner. It's been amazing that I've been lucky enough to beat the Lottery odds TWICE this year and I plan to enjoy the money and live my life up with it. I'd like my privacy however and would love it if people would give me the decency to not hound around asking who I am. I actually plan to move to Antigua and live my life out in peace. Thank you. Drew Tyson, over and out."



Axl stopped filming. Axl thought Andy's video was good. Andy put back on his motorcycle helmet. Axl sent the video to YouTube and Andy and Axl went back to the Luxurious Penthouse Suite.



Soon, Axl's video of "Drew Tyson," went viral and people were even more intrigued on who Drew Tyson was. Thank God Andy was wearing a long blond wig and blue eye contacts.



The Lottery Officials were getting phone calls asking them who Drew Tyson was and the Lottery Officials were alarmed but refused to give out who Drew Tyson really was.



Andy, Cake Cream, and Axl were all relieved that the Lottery Officials refused to give out Andy's identity. Axl and Andy and the rest of Cake Cream all chilled for the rest of the day and then went to sleep.

[MisterV]

Judge V, curmudgeon and spoil-sport that he is, readily saw through this bit of subterfuge, or was it abject stupidity?

He fired up his old PC in his chambers and wrote: "Anybody with a brain should compare how this guy sounded first when he had the press conference and then on the recent viral video. For whatever reason this idiot chose to try to clumsily change the sound of his voice in the second video: one has to wonder "WHY?"

He hit "send" and then chuckled to himself: "What fools these wannabe authors be..."

[Tasha]

Judge V, curmudgeon and spoil-sport that he is, readily saw through this bit of subterfuge, or was it abject stupidity?

He fired up his old PC in his chambers and wrote: "Anybody with a brain should compare how this guy sounded first when he had the press conference and then on the recent viral video. For whatever reason this idiot chose to try to clumsily change the sound of his voice in the second video: one has to wonder "WHY?"

He hit "send" and then chuckled to himself: "What fools these wannabe authors be..."

Judge V should have noticed that Andy changed his voice on BOTH press conferences and Axl's"Drew Tyson," video... It wasn't like he spoke with his real voice in the first press conference, and then changed it on the second press conference
, and then changed it again for Axl's Drew Tyson video. The changed voice he used for the two press conferences and the Drew Tyson video was the same voice.

[MisterV]

Four AM, and all members of Cake Cream crammed into the laundry room.

"You all know why you're here" said Axl, "So let's get to it. Andy, you go first."

Andy reached into the hamper and pulled out a nasty, skanky smelling sock.

"OK, James, you're next."

So it went until all the boys had foul, vile socks in hand.

"Now, drop trou and put that sock around your cock."

Cake Cream complied, but while doing so someone goosed Mike, who shrieked like the little bitch he is.

"Let me turn on some music, then the fun can begin."

Axl went to the stereophonic console he'd bought at Goodwill and put on Fleetwood Mac's old classic about jerking off, "Rattlesnake Shake."

Then they began, and shortly after beginning one after the other they moaned and stopped the rhythmic motion.

Mike was the first to comment, saying "Holy moley, that was some of the best sex I ever had."

The others agreed and thanked him: they were welcomed.

Axl let them know the next move.

"I made a deal to launder all the socks of the local boys high school football team."

Hoots of joy and hope flowed from the lips of Cake Cream: finally, they'd all found something to believe in.

[Tasha]

On Social Media, some creepy Fans asked a very weird and creepy question.


They asked Axl, " Have you and Older Axl ever thought of having sex with each other?

Axl was appalled and answered,"Um, no. Me having sex with Older Axl would be the equivalent of a Son having sex with his Father, so wrong and creepy. Actually, since Older Axl and I have the same Parents, Older Axl and I would be technically more like Brothers. Older Axl is the equivalent of having a Brother who is 35 years older than me It would still be wrong for me to have sex with my Older Brother. I know People tell me I can go fuck myself, but THIS is not what they had in mind. At least I hope not." Besides, Older Axl wouldn't be having sex with a man in the first place, and I wouldn't cheat on Billy, even with my Older Self, so, there you go."

Fans were like,"Okay, makes sense. " The Fans and Axl chatted for a little while and then said their goodbyes.

Cake Cream saw the creepy conversation and were appalled that Fans were asking him this in the first place.

Axl was like,"Some people are just plain weird. "

Everybody laughed.

On Social Media, Fans were asking how many People were in Cake Cream. Was it 5 or 6?

Axl responded," There are 6 Members of Cake Cream. Mike, the Lead Singer. Axl, the backing Singer, Andy, the Keyboardist, James, Lead Guitarist,Jimmy, the Bass Guitarist/Rhythm Guitarist, and Billy, the Drummer. Cake Cream all backed up Axl . Fans were satisfied with his answers.

A little later, On Social Media, it was announced that Axl Rose had passed away!

Axl gasped in shock and screamed,"Nooooooo!" Inhumanly. He couldn't believe Older Axl was dead. He knew he was still alive, so that must mean that Older Axl was dead. Axl cried uncontrollably.

Cake Cream heard Axl's agonized scream and all went to check on him. Axl tearfully told Cake Cream that Older Axl had died. He showed them the Axl Rose passing away thing on Social Media.

Cake Cream knew what a death hoax was, but Axl who was from 1987 had no idea what a death hoax was. They all encouraged Axl to just call Older Axl.

Axl was skeptical. "Older Axl is DEAD. He won't pick up the phone if he's DEAD. " Axl responded.

Cake Cream all were like,"We have a good feeling that Older Axl is still alive. Just call him," they urged Axl.

Axl called Older Axl's cellphone and it ring 7 times before going to voicemail. Axl's heart dropped. No! It couldn't be!"

Axl tearfully told Cake Cream that Older Axl didn't pick up his phone. Cake Cream were all worried. A few minutes later, Axl's cellphone rang and it was Older Axl.

Axl was beyond relieved and picked up the phone.

Older Axl said,"Axl, I missed your call because I was showering. What's up?"

Axl felt a profound feeling of relief and happiness wash over him. Older Axl wasn't dead!

Axl said ,"Thank God you're still alive, Axl!"

Older Axl was baffled. "Why would you think I wouldn't still be alive?

Axl told him about the death announcement of Axl Rose on Social Media. He said he was still alive, so they had to have been talking about Older Axl. Older Axl responded,"There's things called hoaxes where they falsely claim people who are still alive are dead.

Axl responded,"That seems REALLY mean."

Older Axl responded,"It is mean, but people with no lives like to Troll in this horrible way.

Older Axl added,"I'm W. Axl Rose, you're Axl Rose, so that means the hoax is saying YOU'RE the one who passed away."

Axl responded,"Holy shit, you're right! I hope no one ACTUALLY thinks I died!

Older Axl responded, "If any of us where dead, the other would have definitely known and felt it immediately."

Axl responded,"I'm just REALLY glad you're still alive, Axl.

Older Axl chuckled wryly. I'm glad I'm alive too and I'm glad you're alive too!" " he said wryly.

Older Axl and Axl chatted for a long time and then said their goodbyes and hung up.

Soon on Social Media, it was revealed that the Axl Rose dead was a hoax. It was mentioned that 89 percent of People no longer found these death hoaxes funny anymore.

Axl said,"11 percent of people find death hoaxes funny? What the fuck? "

Cake Cream said,"We don't find them funny either."

Axl responded,"Good."

Axl thought about the fact that Cake Cream and Axl hadn't done a show in a little while. Axl asked Cake Cream if they wanted to do a Cake Cream Show soon. All of Cake Cream said,"Yes."

Axl smiled. On Social Media, Fans pointed out that Cake Cream and Axl hadn't done a show in a little while.

Cake Cream and Axl all chuckled at the coincidence.

Cake Cream and Axl put on bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets and went to James L Knight Center and Axl booked them for tomorrow. Fans were happy.

They went back to the Luxurious Penthouse Suite and chilled and then went to sleep.

[MisterV]

Unknown to the members of Cake Cream, the maid who serviced their luxurious suite at the Marriott had been paid by those pesky Paparazzi to put hidden camreras throughout their suite, and to download all that was captured daily.

One of the cameras was in the laundry room: whoops...

The day after the ceremonial 'sock it to me" a video of the boys bedecking their johnsons with smelly socks then coming in them went viral.

Axl was worried that this would lead to the band being booed off the stage that night, but hey, "the show must go on."

That night as they opened up their first set the fans threw hundreds of nasty, smelly socks at them (as well as an aardvark: go figure).

A fan held up a sign which read "We love you sock fuckers."

As the concert progressed the members of Cake Cream noticed that almost as one the men in the crowd dropped trou and proceeded to "build the beast with two backs" using their gym socks as a surrogate.

"I'm impressed," thought Axl: "Life really does imitate art."

[Tasha]

Aw man, them being caught on camera masturbating with dirty socks would be so embarrassing for them. :/ Also, Cake Cream and Axl were secretly filmed splashing each other with a garden hose without their permission or acknowledgement and it went viral. Some People were like,"What weirdos splash each other with a garden hose?I get that it's hot outside, but get a damn pool!" Other People were like,"I wish I had good Friends I could splash around with a garden hose! "

But in all honesty,a lot of Cake Cream and Axl Fans are Gay and Bisexual so they'd support Cake Cream and Axl's sock masturbation kinky fetish.

[MisterV]

LOL

And DOWN the rabbit hole we go ...

[Tasha]

The next day, they got up and ate and got ready for the day. They put on bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets and went to the James L Knight Center and practiced and then it was time for the show to start. The show started behind bulletproof plexiglass barriers and was really good. Fans cheered wildly. During the break, Axl was asked how it felt being told on Social Media that he had died.



Axl responded,"I was shocked because I assumed that it when they said,"Axl Rose has passed away," they meant OLDER Axl had died. I knew I was still alive, so I automatically assumed that Older Axl was dead. I called Older Axl and was relieved he is still alive. He pointed out that Social Media said that I was the one who had died and I was shocked and hoped that no one ACTUALLY thought I was dead. He pointed out that Cake Cream were all there to comfort him and Cake Cream all backed him up.



Fans were like,"We're all glad both Axls are still alive and that Cake Cream comforted you, Axl!"



Axl and Cake Cream chuckled and were all like,"We're glad too!"



Fans, Axl, and Cake Cream all chatted for a while and then the break was over and the show was back on. The show was really good. Axl loved being the Backing Singer for Mike. Fans cheered wildly. The final sendoff happened to more wild cheering and the show was soon over.



After the show, they went to Denny's and had a nice late night Dinner. They paid and left and went back to the Luxurious Penthouse Suite. They chilled for a little bit and then went to sleep.



They got up the next day and ate and got ready for the day.



They put on bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets and went to the ice skating rink. An Olympic Hopeful was doing REALLY good ice skating moves and Cake Cream and Axl cheered wildly. She blushed happily. She tried to do a quintuple Axle move, but failed.

Soon, she went to Cake Cream and Axl and said her goal in life was to perform a quintuple Axel move.



Axl smiled and told her the Axel is what he named himself after seeing a triple Axel at an Olympics show and he told her he'd love to see her do a quintuple Axel move. He told her he would pay her 20 Million to do a quintuple Axel move. Cake Cream all said they would add extra 10 million if she successfully did a quintuple Axel move. She could earn 70 Million by doing a quintuple Axel move! She agreed. Axl and Cake Cream Drew up a Contract that she read, understood, agreed, and signed. Cake Cream and Axl asked if they could film her and upload to YouTube. She agreed. They started filming her.



She smiled, even more motivated to do the quintuple Axel move. She continued trying hard to do the quintuple Axel move, but failing. Cake Cream and Axl all encouraged her to keep trying. She appreciated their enthusiasm and support and was even more determined to do that quintuple Axel move. She tried again, 1, Axel, 2 Axel,3, Axel,4, Axel, FIVE Axel moves! She made HISTORY, being the first ever person to do quintuple Axel moves in ice skating.



She had a triumphant smile on her face. Cake Cream and Axl Zelled her the combined 70 Million. She thanked them profusely. They welcomed her. She asked them for Autographs and Selfies and they obliged. She thanked them and was welcomed. They then asked for her Autographs and Selfies, being she just made history. She obliged. They thanked her and she welcomed them.



They chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes and Cake Cream and Axl all left and uploaded the video to YouTube. It soon went viral and lots of ice skating fans loved it. They were like,"Who is this Woman? Her quintuple Axel move is amazing! Axl and Cake Cream blushed happily, knowing they encouraged her to do that historical ice skating move. Cake Cream and Axl went to the bar and had wings, fries, Coke and rum and the news report did a report on the historical five Axel move. The other bar patrons and even the staff were like,"That's amazing, a quintuple Axel ice skating move!" Cake Cream and Axl were all happy. They all chatted and then left and went back to the Luxurious Penthouse Suite. They watched TV for a long time, chilling and then went to sleep.

[MisterV]

The boys met in the laundry room again at 4 AM.

Axl opened with "I don't know about you guys, but I cannot get the image of that skater doing a quint out of my mind."

"Yeah, she was sort of "hot," you know?" said Mike.

All the members agreed; Mike thanked them and was welcomed.

"So to spice things up tonight I brought in my tablet and here's her video."

The boys gazed in rapt awe at the graceful ice angel spinning like a whirling dervish.

The movement of her skirt, the flecks of ice kicked up by her blades, her pasted on smile all aroused them as nothing had before: the "straights" wanted to bang her, the "gays"wanted to be her, and all were overcome with a most powerful longing.

They reached into the hamper for dirty socks, put them on and "went to town," the rhythm of life on full display.

A minute later, all spent, the boys mulled over the uncertainty of life.

"What if a piano fell on her?" asked Andy.

The image of a piano crushing her reduced all of Cake Cream to torrents of tears.

[Tasha]

They watched the NBA 2002 Finals Interview on YouTube where Axl Rose was interviewed.

Axl said,"Who is this 17 year old boy posing as me in 2002?"

Cake Cream were all like,"Check out the appetite for destruction album Cross tattoo! It's you, Axl!

Axl looked at the appetite for destruction album Cross tattoo and was like,"Holy crap, it is me! But why do I look so young? In 2002, I was almost 40 .but yet here I look 17. Hell, I look YOUNGER in 2002 than I do now at 25.

Cake Cream were like,"Botox and healthy living and taking good care of yourself.

Axl was like,"Okay." Axl added,"I must have been REALLY calm in 2002 because that News Reporter is damn near KISSING me, all near my face like that and I don't even ask him to back away from me! If a Reporter put his face that damn near my face this year, I'd probably punch him!"

Cake Cream all laughed. They were like," We believe you!"

Axl laughed too. Axl pointed out in the NBA interview he looks overly shy and once again surmised he must have been REALLY calm in 2002. Cake Cream backed up Axl.



Axl said,"I can't believe they called me Axel Rose on a NEWS STATION. What Idiots can't spell Axl? It's a three letter name! Cake Cream were like,"They soon change it to the right spelling." Axl was like,"Okay. " Axl smiled when the News Station changed it to Axl Rose, the correct spelling. Axl also took notice of his 2002 self mentioning that this was his first basketball game in person. Axl said,"I waited until I was almost 40 to go to a basketball game? WHAT? And who the hell is this Basketball Player named Allen Iverson who I seem to be starstruck by? Is he a good basketball player?" Cake Cream filled him in. Axl smiled.



Axl soon asked Cake Cream,"What do you think of me getting my hair braided? Would it look good on me?"

Cake Cream were all thinking,"This is late 2002 Axl talking."

They all said,"Please don't get your hair braided. You got braids in late 2002 and you looked weird."

Axl was like,"Hmm okay, so 86 on the braids."

Cake Cream were all relieved and smiled.

Axl realized that he hadn't spent a lot of time being affectionate with Billy lately. He asked Billy to come to their room and Billy obliged happily. Billy and Axl went to their room and made out and cuddled for a long time. Billy and Axl were content, just laying back and relaxing and enjoying each other's affection. Billy soon fell asleep in Axl's arms. Axl felt contently happy and soon fell asleep himself too.

They all got up the next day and ate and got ready for the day. They decided to go to the Insurance company to get a payout on Billy's burned down house. Axl had secured important paperwork digitally and they weren't just paper contracts. They put on bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets and left. They went to the Insurance Company and spoke to the Insurance Agent about getting a payout. Since Billy wasn't the one who burned down his house, they could get a hefty payout on Billy's burned down house.

Axl showed the Insurance Agent the importany paperwork. Billy's house was worth $500,000. The furniture was was worth $20,000. The instruments that burned in the fire were also worth $20,000. Cake Cream and Axl's clothes were worth $10,000. 6 TV's, 6 computers, were worth $20,000. Miscellaneous things were worth $10,000.

The insurance agent offered them a payout of a VERY generous million. They agreed to take the deal and contracts were drawn up, read, understood, agreed and signed. The Insurance Agent Zelled roughly $166,000 to Axl and Cake Cream and they were all happy. They thanked the Insurance Agent and was welcomed. They chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes and left.

They went back to the Luxurious Penthouse Suite. Axl decided to take a look at the GoFundMe that was set up for his Bail the first time he turned himself in for Assault and property damage. He saw that Billy, Jimmy, James, Andy, and Mike had all given $3,000 each, and other various fans had provided the rest.

He Zelled Andy, Mike, James, Billy, and Jimmy $6,000 each and had contacted GoFundMe in order to give $50,000 combined for the Fans who donated $25,000 for his bond. The Fans were pleasantly surprised to get double their money back. Mike, Billy, James, Andy, and Mike were all pleasantly surprised to get double their money back too. Axl smiled at all of them.

Claven Records called Axl's cellphone and Axl and Axl wondered why Claven Records was calling him. He and Cake Cream had quit Claven Records a while ago.

Axl picked up the phone and Timothy said,"Hi, Axl, how are you doing?

Axl responded warily,"I'm fine, Timothy, how are you?"

Timothy responded,"Not doing good at all. Claven Records is in BIG trouble."

Axl asked,"What's going on?"

Timothy responded,"Well, we just recently fired an Employee, and that Employee hacked into our system and corrupted all of the files out of revenge and anger, so a LOT of Artist's files are ruined. Could you please help us out?""

Axl responded,"Oh no. What do you need help with?"

Timothy responded to"Can you, Jimmy, James, Billy, Mike, and Andy give us like a combined 200 Million so we can fix the corrupted files and upgrade to a better system?

Axl was like,"Asking us for a combined 200 million is very steep. Aren't you guys worth like 700 Million?

Timothy said,"No. The ex Employee stole almost all of our roughly $700 Million. We're basically broke, hence why we fired him."

Axl had a gut wrenching Dejavu, thinking about Andy stealing 1.6 Billion from Cake Cream. He had a lot of empathy for Claven Records.

Axl took a deep breath and said,"Okay. I'll talk to the Cake Cream Boys and try to get them to help you and I'll help you too."

Timothy was grateful. Thank you, Axl!" Timothy said gratefully. Axl welcomed him. They chatted for a while and then hung up.

Axl told Cake Cream Claven Records predictament. They were reluctant to help out, but Axl pointed out that Claven Records helped them out before. He looked deeply at Andy and said,"Andy, you should be the FIRST one stepping up to the plate on this one, considering the fact that you stole 1.6 Billion from Cake Cream, much like the ex Claven Records Employee stole almost $700 Million from Claven Records." Mike, Billy, James, and Jimmy all backed up Axl.

Andy blushed shyly." I gave back all the money I stole,plus extra."

Axl said,"We know. But the fact you stole the money in the first place should mean you should be the FIRST one stepping up to the plate on this one." Mike, Billy, James, and Jimmy all backed up Axl again.

Andy was like,"You guys still resent me stealing that $1.6 Billion from you guys, don't you."

Mike, Billy, James, Axl, and Jimmy were all like,"Yes."

Andy said,"It was an impulsive decision I made that I soon felt REALLY bad about. I paid back all the money I stole, plus extra. I never should have stolen that money and I'm sorry I ever stole that money."

Mike said bitingly," You were also sorry you tried to sell out Axl for $5,000/$1,000 and you still stole $1.6 Billion from us even after you were sorry for trying to sell out Axl for $5,000/$1,000. James, Jimmy, Axl, and Billy backed up Mike.

Andy said emotionally,"We barely even knew Axl and we were only worth about $15,000 each when I suggested that we sell out Axl for $5,000/$1,000!

Axl looked at Andy deeply and asked,"If I were a Fugitive today hiding from the Authorities and you knew where I was, would you attempt to sell me out?"

Andy said,"No, I wouldn't attempt to sell you out of you were a Fugitive today."

Axl was like,"Okay." Axl drew up a Contract that stated that Andy was NEVER going to steal money from Cake Cream or Axl. Or sell them out. Cake Cream backed up Axl.

Andy read, understood, agreed and signed. Cake Cream and Axl all signed as Witnesses. Everybody smiled. Axl stored the Contract digitally.

They decided to go help out Claven Records in PERSON because they thought of the fact that someone could have been spoofing Claven Records phone number and been trying to scam them out of 200 Million. But even if the person was trying to scam them, the money would go to Claven Records and not the Scammer. Still, they decided to do it in person.

They went to Claven Records and spoke face to face with Timothy and Timothy looked really despondent like he was in big trouble.

Timothy said,"Claven Records is only worth about $5 Million due to our thieving ex employee. Please help us."

Axl, James, Jimmy, Mike, Billy, and Andy all took deep breaths and agreed to help out Claven Records. Timothy was delighted. Axl decided to draw up a Contract that stated that the $200 Million was PURELY for Claven Records to fix the damage the thieving ex employee had done. Axl wanted to make sure Claven Records wasn't running a scam. Axl told Timothy this and Cake Cream backed up Axl. Timothy responded,"You guys really think we'd be trying to scam you guys?

Axl responded in his authoritative Business Manager type of voice"We just want to make sure there's nothing fishy going on. Asking us for 200 Million is awfully steep. We want to help you, but we don't want to be played for fools." Cake Cream were once again impressed by Axl's authoritative Business Manager persona and all backed up Axl.

Timothy promised it wasn't a scam. Axl said,"Sign Contract and we'll Zelle you the $200 Million." Cake Cream backed up Axl.

Timothy agreed and called a few Claven Records Executives and Cake Cream and Axl told them the Contract plan.

Timothy and the other Claven Records Executives agreed and Axl and Cake Cream Drew up the Contract. Timothy and the other Claven Records Executives read, understood, agreed and signed. Cake Cream and Axl all signed too. Cake Cream and Axl all Zelled Claven Records all roughly $33 Million. Timothy and the other Claven Records Executives were thankful and Cake Cream and Axl welcomed them. Axl and Cake Cream decided to Zelle Claven Records another combined $100 Million for "Fun," money for Claven Records. Timothy and the other Claven Records Executives were thankful and Cake Cream and Axl welcomed them. They all chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes.

Axl and Cake Cream went to Denny's again. They couldn't believe they gave $300 Million to Claven Records, but knew it was the right thing to do. Claven Records needed their help desperately and had helped them out multiple times. They had a nice brunch and paid and left and went back to the Luxurious Penthouse Suite and chilled.

[Tasha]

They watched the NBA 2002 Finals Interview on YouTube where Axl Rose was interviewed.

Axl said,"Who is this 17 year old boy posing as me in 2002?"

Cake Cream were all like,"Check out the appetite for destruction album Cross tattoo! It's you, Axl!

Axl looked at the appetite for destruction album Cross tattoo and was like,"Holy crap, it is me! But why do I look so young? In 2002, I was almost 40 .but yet here I look 17. Hell, I look YOUNGER in 2002 than I do now at 25.

Cake Cream were like,"Botox and healthy living and taking good care of yourself.

Axl was like,"Okay." Axl added,"I must have been REALLY calm in 2002 because that News Reporter is damn near KISSING me, all near my face like that and I don't even ask him to back away from me! If a Reporter put his face that damn near my face this year, I'd probably punch him!"

Cake Cream all laughed. They were like," We believe you!"

Axl laughed too. Axl pointed out in the NBA interview he looks overly shy and once again surmised he must have been REALLY calm in 2002. Cake Cream backed up Axl.



Axl said,"I can't believe they called me Axel Rose on a NEWS STATION. What Idiots can't spell Axl? It's a three letter name! Cake Cream were like,"They soon change it to the right spelling." Axl was like,"Okay. " Axl smiled when the News Station changed it to Axl Rose, the correct spelling. Axl also took notice of his 2002 self mentioning that this was his first basketball game in person. Axl said,"I waited until I was almost 40 to go to a basketball game? WHAT? And who the hell is this Basketball Player named Allen Iverson who I seem to be starstruck by? Is he a good basketball player?" Cake Cream filled him in. Axl smiled.



Axl soon asked Cake Cream,"What do you think of me getting my hair braided? Would it look good on me?"

Cake Cream were all thinking,"This is late 2002 Axl talking."

They all said,"Please don't get your hair braided. You got braids in late 2002 and you looked weird."

Axl was like,"Hmm okay, so 86 on the braids."

Cake Cream were all relieved and smiled.

Axl realized that he hadn't spent a lot of time being affectionate with Billy lately. He asked Billy to come to their room and Billy obliged happily. Billy and Axl went to their room and made out and cuddled for a long time. Billy and Axl were content, just laying back and relaxing and enjoying each other's affection. Billy soon fell asleep in Axl's arms. Axl felt contently happy and soon fell asleep himself too.

They all got up the next day and ate and got ready for the day. They decided to go to the Insurance company to get a payout on Billy's burned down house. Axl had secured important paperwork digitally and they weren't just paper contracts. They put on bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets and left. They went to the Insurance Company and spoke to the Insurance Agent about getting a payout. Since Billy wasn't the one who burned down his house, they could get a hefty payout on Billy's burned down house.

Axl showed the Insurance Agent the importany paperwork. Billy's house was worth $500,000. The furniture was was worth $20,000. The instruments that burned in the fire were also worth $20,000. Cake Cream and Axl's clothes were worth $10,000. 6 TV's, 6 computers, were worth $20,000. Miscellaneous things were worth $10,000.

The insurance agent offered them a payout of a VERY generous million. They agreed to take the deal and contracts were drawn up, read, understood, agreed and signed. The Insurance Agent Zelled roughly $166,000 to Axl and Cake Cream and they were all happy. They thanked the Insurance Agent and was welcomed. They chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes and left.

They went back to the Luxurious Penthouse Suite. Axl decided to take a look at the GoFundMe that was set up for his Bail the first time he turned himself in for Assault and property damage. He saw that Billy, Jimmy, James, Andy, and Mike had all given $3,000 each, and other various fans had provided the rest.

He Zelled Andy, Mike, James, Billy, and Jimmy $6,000 each and had contacted GoFundMe in order to give $50,000 combined for the Fans who donated $25,000 for his bond. The Fans were pleasantly surprised to get double their money back. Mike, Billy, James, Andy, and Mike were all pleasantly surprised to get double their money back too. Axl smiled at all of them.

Claven Records called Axl's cellphone and Axl and Axl wondered why Claven Records was calling him. He and Cake Cream had quit Claven Records a while ago.

Axl picked up the phone and Timothy said,"Hi, Axl, how are you doing?

Axl responded warily,"I'm fine, Timothy, how are you?"

Timothy responded,"Not doing good at all. Claven Records is in BIG trouble."

Axl asked,"What's going on?"

Timothy responded,"Well, we just recently fired an Employee, and that Employee hacked into our system and corrupted all of the files out of revenge and anger, so a LOT of Artist's files are ruined. Could you please help us out?""

Axl responded,"Oh no. What do you need help with?"

Timothy responded to"Can you, Jimmy, James, Billy, Mike, and Andy give us like a combined 200 Million so we can fix the corrupted files and upgrade to a better system?

Axl was like,"Asking us for a combined 200 million is very steep. Aren't you guys worth like 700 Million?

Timothy said,"No. The ex Employee stole almost all of our roughly $700 Million. We're basically broke, hence why we fired him."

Axl had a gut wrenching Dejavu, thinking about Andy stealing 1.6 Billion from Cake Cream. He had a lot of empathy for Claven Records.

Axl took a deep breath and said,"Okay. I'll talk to the Cake Cream Boys and try to get them to help you and I'll help you too."

Timothy was grateful. Thank you, Axl!" Timothy said gratefully. Axl welcomed him. They chatted for a while and then hung up.

Axl told Cake Cream Claven Records predictament. They were reluctant to help out, but Axl pointed out that Claven Records helped them out before. He looked deeply at Andy and said,"Andy, you should be the FIRST one stepping up to the plate on this one, considering the fact that you stole 1.6 Billion from Cake Cream, much like the ex Claven Records Employee stole almost $700 Million from Claven Records." Mike, Billy, James, and Jimmy all backed up Axl.

Andy blushed shyly." I gave back all the money I stole,plus extra."

Axl said,"We know. But the fact you stole the money in the first place should mean you should be the FIRST one stepping up to the plate on this one." Mike, Billy, James, and Jimmy all backed up Axl again.

Andy was like,"You guys still resent me stealing that $1.6 Billion from you guys, don't you."

Mike, Billy, James, Axl, and Jimmy were all like,"Yes."

Andy said,"It was an impulsive decision I made that I soon felt REALLY bad about. I paid back all the money I stole, plus extra. I never should have stolen that money and I'm sorry I ever stole that money."

Mike said bitingly," You were also sorry you tried to sell out Axl for $5,000/$1,000 and you still stole $1.6 Billion from us even after you were sorry for trying to sell out Axl for $5,000/$1,000. James, Jimmy, Axl, and Billy backed up Mike.

Andy said emotionally,"We barely even knew Axl and we were only worth about $15,000 each when I suggested that we sell out Axl for $5,000/$1,000!

Axl looked at Andy deeply and asked,"If I were a Fugitive today hiding from the Authorities and you knew where I was, would you attempt to sell me out?"

Andy said,"No, I wouldn't attempt to sell you out of you were a Fugitive today."

Axl was like,"Okay." Axl drew up a Contract that stated that Andy was NEVER going to steal money from Cake Cream or Axl. Or sell them out. Cake Cream backed up Axl.

Andy read, understood, agreed and signed. Cake Cream and Axl all signed as Witnesses. Everybody smiled. Axl stored the Contract digitally.

They decided to go help out Claven Records in PERSON because they thought of the fact that someone could have been spoofing Claven Records phone number and been trying to scam them out of 200 Million. But even if the person was trying to scam them, the money would go to Claven Records and not the Scammer. Still, they decided to do it in person.

They went to Claven Records and spoke face to face with Timothy and Timothy looked really despondent like he was in big trouble.

Timothy said,"Claven Records is only worth about $5 Million due to our thieving ex employee. Please help us."

Axl, James, Jimmy, Mike, Billy, and Andy all took deep breaths and agreed to help out Claven Records. Timothy was delighted. Axl decided to draw up a Contract that stated that the $200 Million was PURELY for Claven Records to fix the damage the thieving ex employee had done. Axl wanted to make sure Claven Records wasn't running a scam. Axl told Timothy this and Cake Cream backed up Axl. Timothy responded,"You guys really think we'd be trying to scam you guys?

Axl responded in his authoritative Business Manager type of voice"We just want to make sure there's nothing fishy going on. Asking us for 200 Million is awfully steep. We want to help you, but we don't want to be played for fools." Cake Cream were once again impressed by Axl's authoritative Business Manager persona and all backed up Axl.

Timothy promised it wasn't a scam. Axl said,"Sign Contract and we'll Zelle you the $200 Million." Cake Cream backed up Axl.

Timothy agreed and called a few Claven Records Executives and Cake Cream and Axl told them the Contract plan.

Timothy and the other Claven Records Executives agreed and Axl and Cake Cream Drew up the Contract. Timothy and the other Claven Records Executives read, understood, agreed and signed. Cake Cream and Axl all signed too. Cake Cream and Axl all Zelled Claven Records all roughly $33 Million. Timothy and the other Claven Records Executives were thankful and Cake Cream and Axl welcomed them. Axl and Cake Cream decided to Zelle Claven Records another combined $100 Million for "Fun," money for Claven Records. Timothy and the other Claven Records Executives were thankful and Cake Cream and Axl welcomed them. They all chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes.

Axl and Cake Cream went to Denny's again. They couldn't believe they gave $300 Million to Claven Records, but knew it was the right thing to do. Claven Records needed their help desperately and had helped them out multiple times. They had a nice brunch and paid and left and went back to the Luxurious Penthouse Suite and chilled.

[MisterV]

Axl used his shoe phone to call Timothy at Claven Records.

"Tim, we'd like you to come over tonight at four AM, we've much to discuss."

Tim arrived at four and joined the boys in the laundry room.

Axl explained what they were up to and asked Timothy to join them; he reluctantly agreed, not because he objected to having sex with dirty socks, but because he preferred to have sex with warmed up pumpkins and gourds (just drill a hole and go to town).

Mid-thrust Axl asked Timothy "Say, I was just wondering: did you report the theft to the police?"

Timothy began to sweat, but not due to sexual excitement.

"Uh, no..."

"Did you turn it into your insurance company?"

Timothy's brow poured out perspiration.

"Damn me, no, I never thought about doing either of those two things."

Hearing this, as if on cue, the members of Cake Cream all turned toward Timothy, removed the socks from their throbbing members and stroked maniacally til spewing all over Timothy, who was speechless.

"Timothy, that is only a sample of how Cake Cream will FUCK you if you don't return that money by noon today. Now get out."

He got out.

[Tasha]

Mr. V, the $300 Million Cake Cream and Axl gave Claven Records was a GIFT, not a loan. Claven Records doesn't owe Cake Cream and Axl anything.

[MisterV]

Timothy LIED THROUGH HIS TEETH about it and scammed the boys.

He never reported it to the cops or to their insurance company.

Hello, McFly?

Think "Fraud in the inducement," OK?

Or are you saying Axl knowingly gave them money, fully aware it was a fraud?

[Tasha]

Timothy LIED THROUGH HIS TEETH about it and scammed the boys.

He never reported it to the cops or to their insurance company.

Hello, McFly?

Think "Fraud in the inducement," OK?

Or are you saying Axl knowingly gave them money, fully aware it was a fraud?

You do remember that this story is being written on another Website, right? But do to the posting limit, I only have six posts ala day limit, so I can't post a lot of Chapters in the same day. :/ he next Chapter will reveal that Claven Records/Timothy wasn't lying. Also, the Contract that Timothy/Claven Records signed that they promised it wasn't a scam is legally binding.

[Tasha]

They watched Beverly Hills Cop and Axl said,"Axel Foley's first name was named after me". Cake Cream all giggled. They were skeptical, as Axl was only 22 when Beverly Hills Cop was released in 1984 and wasn't worldwide known yet.


James said,"So at only 22 you were the inspiration for the Axel Foley name?" Billy, Jimmy, Mike and Andy all continued giggling.

Axl said,"Hey, King Tut was only like NINE when he became an Egyptian Ruler! Stranger things have happened then me being the inspiration for the Axel Foley name!"

Mike said,"Why isn't this a world wide known fact?" Cake Cream all backed up Mike.

Axl said,"Because I didn't want to be swarmed with Fans of Beverly Hills Cop."

Jimmy asked,"How much were you paid to have the Axel Foley named after you?

Axl said,"I was paid 30 Million to have the Axel Foley named after me."

Cake Cream all continued giggling. They felt that Axl was full of shit.

Andy asked,"Why is the character named Axel Foley and not Axl Rose if he is indeed named after you?"

Axl responded,"Because I didn't want to make it glaringly obvious. I'm the only one named Axl Rose and it would have been a dead giveaway to name him Axl Rose."

Billy said at 22, you were for the large part unknown. WHY would the Beverly Hills Cop movie staff name their character after someone who was still pretty much an Average Joe in 1984?"

Axl and,"Because they wanted to. They had a feeling I was going to become a huge success really soon.

Cake Cream all laughed again. How full of shit was Axl?

Axl was like,"Fine, don't believe me then."

Cake Cream were like,"Okay, you said it, not us."

Axl and Cake Cream all laughed.

Axl and Cake Cream finished watching Beverly Hills Cop and Axl saw that a movie named A.X.L was next. Axl called Older Axl and asked him if he told the A.X.L. movie staff they could name it A.X.L.. Older Axl replied he had not, just what Axl was thinking. They chatted for a little while and then said their goodbyes and hung up.

Axl asked Cake Cream if he could sue the A.X.L movie staff for copyright infringement since he was the only one who spelled his name Axl and he nor Older Axl had given the A.X.L. movie staff permission to name it that.

Cake Cream urged him to just let it go and advised him that suing the movie staff could be more trouble than it was worth. Axl decided to take Cake Cream's advice not sue. Cake Cream all breathed sighs of relief. They didn't want Axl looking like a prima Donna or anything like that. They all watched the A.X.L. sci-fi movie and enjoyed it. After the movie, they ate and chilled more and then went to sleep.

When they got up, they ate and got ready for the day. On YouTube, Charles Winters, the ex Claven Records Employee filmed himself bragging about stealing $695 Million from Claven Records. He also bragged about hacking into the system and corrupting the Claven Records files after being fired. He was an idiot. His video went viral and Posters were ragging and dragging him hard calling him a fucking nasty thief.

Cake Cream and Axl laughed. Charles probably thought he'd get a lot of praise for his actions, but instead he was getting harshly criticized. As he should be. Axl told Cake Cream,"Some people will do anything for clot." They knew what he was trying to say, clout, and they agreed with him.

Axl also said,"He just incriminated himself on YouTube, admitting to Grand Larceny Theft and property damage and a case could be built against him. A smart person wouldn't have admitted this to YouTube of all places. " Cake Cream all nodded.

Charles responded saying something like,"Why am I being attacked? I'm a Multimillionaire now. I should be getting praise!"

Posters replied,"You're only a Multimillionaire because you stole that money. You don't deserve even a penny of that money. What you deserve is a hefty prison sentence. You're a fucking thief who should give Claven Records back all the money you stole from them and then you need to rot in a prison cell for decades."

Charles was stunned that no one was giving him praise for stealing $695 Million from Claven Records, just harsh criticism.

Charles got harassing phone calls cussing him out for the theft and Charles couldn't believe how this turned out.


Axl and Cake Cream had their answers that Claven Records really was fucked over by Charles and Claven Records weren't scamming them.

Current Claven Records Artists wondered about their music now that Charles had corrupted all the Claven Records files.

Timothy from Claven Records said on the news that VERY generous Donors saved the day with $200 Million and they fixed all the corrupted files and upgraded to a better system and they were extremely grateful to those VERY generous Donors. The Artists were all relieved. Cake Cream and Axl all smirked smugly, knowing THEY were the VERY generous Donors.

James pointed out that realistically, most people would have asked Claven Records to show them the corrupted files before giving them the $200 Million. Cake Cream and Axl were like,"Good point," and Axl pointed out,"But we drew up a Contract that stated that they weren't running a scam and they signed it and then we gave them the money." Cake Cream all backed up Axl. They chilled in the Luxurious Penthouse Suite and then went to sleep.

[Tasha]

Axl booked another Cake Cream show at the James L Knight Center for tomorrow. Fans were delighted. Cake Cream and Axl chilled until the next day.



The next day, they got up and ate and got ready for the day and put on bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets and went to the James L Knight. They practiced more, and Andy played Axel Foley's theme from Beverly Hills Cop on keyboard as a wink to Axl Rose. Axl was honored and the rest of Cake Cream liked this too. Soon it was time for the Show to start.



50,000 Cake Cream Fans showed up and Cake Cream and Axl were happy.



Andy played Axel Foley's theme from Beverly Hills Cop on keyboard and some Fans were like,"That's Crazy Frog without Crazy Frog!" Cake Cream laughed, but Axl was confused. Axl didn't know what Crazy Frog was. Other Fans were like,"Andy's actually playing Axel Foley's theme from Beverly Hills Cop. " Andy, Axl, and the rest of Cake Cream confirmed this, smiling.



The crowd cheered wildly. After playing Axel Foley's theme from Beverly Hills, Andy said,"I hope you enjoyed me playing Axl's theme on the keyboard!" Andy cleverly called it Axl's theme after playing it rather than Axel Foley. Cake Cream and Axl all giggled at the cleverness. There was more wild cheering.



The show continued and was really good. The audience cheered wildly. At the end of the Show, Andy played Axel Foley's theme from Beverly Hills Cop again, and the Audience cheered wildly. The final sendoff happened to more wild cheering and then the show was over. Cake Cream and Axl went to Denny's and had a nice brunch.



Today's show was already going viral and Fans were like,"I love that Andy played Axel Foley's theme from Beverly Hills Cop! That's one of the most classic 80's songs of all time!" Fans also pointed out that Andy called it Axl's theme and wondered if he was referring to Axl Rose or Axel Foley. Fans pointed out they had the same first name, technically.



Cake Cream and Axl all giggled happily. They paid and left and went back to the Luxurious Penthouse Suite and chilled more. On YouTube, Axel Foley's theme from Beverly Hills Cop was getting a LOT more views, like 100 Million views in just a couple of hours and a LOT more comments saying stuff like,"Andy from Cake Cream rocked this on keyboard at the Cake Cream show today!"



Cake Cream and Axl were happy. They chilled even more and then went to sleep.

[MisterV]

Upon arising, Axl blew both his nose and Andy, then munched some left over lettuce wraps while idly watching local TV news.

He nearly choked when he heard the announcer say "...and the death toll continues to rise after the fiasco at the James L. Knight Center Cake Cream concert last night..."

WTF?

"Boys, get in here and listen to this:" the boys put down their yo-yo's, jews harps and dirty socks and gathered around.

"...responsibility is still trying to be determined. It currently appears that the James L. Knight Center had just been sold to Charles the thief, and that he and his minions crammed fifty thousand paying patrons into a facility designed to seat less than one-tenth that amount, with predictable results. Oh, the humanity."

Images of the post-concert aftermath showed thousands of crushed Cake Cream fans awash in a sea of blood.

"Why didn't we notice what was going on last night?"

Andy blushed, then said "Well, probably because I spiked our dinner with ketamine."

Mike thanked him and was welcomed, but the others scowled.

"Fuck it, not our problem" said Axl: "All that red is making me hungry. Let's go get some strawberry blizzards at DQ."

They cheered, grabbed their pogo sticks and bounced off into the heart of the new day.