Young Axl Rose and Cake Cream in 2022! :D

[MisterV]

Cake Cream returned to the karaoke bar the following evening, intent of further damage control.

As they sat at their table quaffing Shirley Temples and Roy Rogers, a woman approached Mike and said "Do you remember me?"

Mike's face went ashen: he unfurled a trembling fart, a little squeaker, actually, and said nothing as the stench of his fear permeated the room.

"Sure you do, Mike...we lived together for six months. You liked to beat the shit out of me, remember? It ended when you broke my jaw, sending me to the hospital. Do you rembmeber it all now? No? Well, maybe THIS will help..."

With that she piicked up the mic, selected her song and belted it out.

"My name is Luka
I live on the second floor
I live upstairs from you
Yes I think you've seen me before
If you hear something late at night
Some kind of trouble, some kind of fight
Just don't ask me what it was
Just don't ask me what it was
Just don't ask me what it was
I think it's because I'm clumsy
I try not to talk too loud
Maybe it's because I'm crazy
I try not to act too proud
They only hit until you cry
And after that you don't ask why
You just don't argue anymore
You just don't argue anymore
You just don't argue anymore
Yes I think I'm okay
I walked into the door again
If you ask that's what I'll say
And it's not your business anyway
I guess I'd like to be alone
With nothing broken, nothing thrown
Just don't ask me how I am
Just don't ask me how I am
Just don't ask me how I am
My name is Luka
I live on the second floor
I live upstairs from you
Yes I think you've seen me before
If you hear something late at night
Some kind of trouble, some kind of fight
Just don't ask me what it was
Just don't ask me what it was
Just don't ask me what it was
They only hit until you cry
And after that you don't ask why
You just don't argue anymore
You just don't argue anymore
You just don't argue anymore"

By the time she finished you could hear a pin drop; then a well of resentment and approbation rolled toward Mike.

"We better leave" said Axl; as they ran out the outraged crowd hurled bottles of Bud and baskets of tater tots at them.

They fled to DQ.

Their strawberry blizzards could not cut through the pressing notion of Doom and Gloom; "Mike, did you really beat up a woman?"

Mike smiled, and said "Yeah, but she deserved it."

Unbeknownst to Cake Cream, TMZ filmed both the battered woman singing "My Name is Luka" and Mike's admission at DQ that he was an unrepentant woman-beater: it went viral.

Hundreds of woman surrounded their luxurions penthouse suite, waving pitchforks and firebrands, demanding "Justice for Battered Women."

Through tears, Mike said to Axl "She really annoyed me, Axl, what else could I do but beat the holy shit out of her?"

What else, indeed?

[Tasha]

Mr. V, I don't get why your Fictional Axl and Cake Cream keep going to Dairy Queen and getting Strawberry Blizzards. My Fictional Axl Rose and Cake Cream live in Miami. The closest DQ is in BROWARD, the next COUNTY!

[MisterV]

Mr. V, I don't get why your Fictional Axl and Cake Cream keep going to Dairy Queen and getting Strawberry Blizzards. My Fictional Axl Rose and Cake Cream live in Miami. The closest DQ is in BROWARD, the next COUNTY!

They usually go to the DQ located at 4040 SW 67th Ave. in Miami and order strawberry blizzards because they enjoy consuming that lovely dairy treat: I mean, who doesn't?

BTW, that DQ most certainly IS in Miami-Dade county.

Once again your "Memory" has failed and forsaken you.

I'm spotting a trend.

[Tasha]

Mr. V, I don't get why your Fictional Axl and Cake Cream keep going to Dairy Queen and getting Strawberry Blizzards. My Fictional Axl Rose and Cake Cream live in Miami. The closest DQ is in BROWARD, the next COUNTY!

They usually go to the DQ located at 4040 SW 67th Ave. in Miami and order strawberry blizzards because they enjoy consuming that lovely dairy treat: I mean, who doesn't?

BTW, that DQ most certainly IS in Miami-Dade county.

Once again your "Memory" has failed and forsaken you.

I'm spotting a trend.

My Fictional Axl Rose and Cake Cream live in DOWNTOWN MIAMI(Hence them always performing at the James L Knight Center that's in Downtown Miami, that 4040 SW 67th Ave in Miami is so far away from the Luxurious Penthouse Suite that it isn't even funny!

[MisterV]

My Fictional Axl Rose and Cake Cream live in DOWNTOWN MIAMI(Hence them always performing at the James L Knight Center that's in Downtown Miami, that 4040 SW 67th Ave in Miami is so far away from the Luxurious Penthouse Suite that it isn't even funny!

Funny, eh?

I ain't laughing.

It is what it is, they eat where and what they eat. Get over it: my fiction trumps your fiction.

[Tasha]

My Fictional Axl Rose and Cake Cream live in DOWNTOWN MIAMI(Hence them always performing at the James L Knight Center that's in Downtown Miami, that 4040 SW 67th Ave in Miami is so far away from the Luxurious Penthouse Suite that it isn't even funny!

Funny, eh?

I ain't laughing.

It is what it is, they eat where and what they eat. Get over it: my fiction trumps your fiction.

I did say it wasn't funny how far away my Fictional Axl and Cake Cream live from the nearest DQ.

[MisterV]

In my fiction the DQ is so close to the luxurious penthouse suite that Cake Cream regularly go there via pogo stick or unicycle.

Also in my fiction you are white, you live in the suburbs of Seattle, drive a two year old Range Rover, have two bratty kids and are married to a lame, lisping, left-handed Lakota lesbian.

[Tasha]

Also unrealistic is ANY Hotel having SIX BEDROOMS in the Penthouse Suite. I did some research a couple of minutes ago, and so far, I only found ONE hotel that has FOUR Bedrooms in the Penthouse Suite. Another Penthouse Suite DOES fit six people, but it's only THREE bedrooms with two beds inside. So, a Penthouse Suite having SIX BEDROOMS is just not realistic. Also, Billy and Axl share a Bedroom, so realistically, Cake Cream and Axl wouldn't be booking a Penthouse Suite with six bedrooms in the first place.

[MisterV]

The next Chapter of my Fictional Axl Rose story is going to be a REALLY good Chapter!

When will it be posted?

Not sure how I'd react if you actually posted "a REALLY good Chapter!"

*sips coffee, pets cat: awaits an epiphany*

[Tasha]

The next Chapter of my Fictional Axl Rose story is going to be a REALLY good Chapter!

When will it be posted?

Not sure how I'd react if you actually posted "a REALLY good Chapter!"

*sips coffee, pets cat: awaits an epiphany*

Mike being accused of sexual assault is the really good chapter/chapters I had in mind..

[MisterV]

Mike being accused of sexual assault is the really good chapter/chapters I had in mind..

Oh.

I note that your tome has not gotten either traction nor comment at WoV.

Over here your audience is limited, but at least one or more of us are reading it.

Who knows, with a bit more practice and experience you could make a living writing time traveling doppelganger fiction.

Or not...

[Tasha]

Mike being accused of sexual assault is the really good chapter/chapters I had in mind..

Oh.

I note that your tome has not gotten either traction nor comment at WoV.

Over here your audience is limited, but at least one or more of us are reading it.

Who knows, with a bit more practice and experience you could make a living writing time traveling doppelganger fiction.

Or not...

On the other Website where I had a loyal responder until she fled that Website in solidarity with a bullied Poster, she wrote that she found my Fictional Axl Rose stories so good, she would buy them in Amazon!

[MisterV]

On the other Website where I had a loyal responder until she fled that Website in solidarity with a bullied Poster, she wrote that she found my Fictional Axl Rose stories so good, she would buy them in Amazon!

Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?

You might want to ask the mods to delete all the postings about Axl et al and instead put them all into the form of the next great American novel and sell it on Amazon, like the lady suggested.

Your level of absurdity arguably rivals that of John Kennedy O'Toole's masterpiece, "A Confederacy of Dunces."

Monetize your gift, Tasha...you can thank me later.

Ka-ching...today a hovel in the Miami ghetto, tomorrow a luxurious penthouse suite.

And to think...it's all because of "words on a screen."

Who knew?

[Tasha]

On the other Website where I had a loyal responder until she fled that Website in solidarity with a bullied Poster, she wrote that she found my Fictional Axl Rose stories so good, she would buy them in Amazon!

Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?

You might want to ask the mods to delete all the postings about Axl et al and instead put them all into the form of the next great American novel and sell it on Amazon, like the lady suggested.

Your level of absurdity arguably rivals that of John Kennedy O'Toole's masterpiece, "A Confederacy of Dunces."

Monetize your gift, Tasha...you can thank me later.

Ka-ching...today a hovel in the Miami ghetto, tomorrow a luxurious penthouse suite.

And to think...it's all because of "words on a screen."

Who knew?

I can't sell it in Amazon because I'd have to get Axl Rose's permission to have it published since he is the main character.

[MisterV]

Send him an advance copy requesting his blessing.

I'm sure he'll be very impressed.

And if he refuses...do it anyway.

So what if you're sued?

You seem judgment proof due to lack of assets.

Besides, he's a public figure and I question whether you'd need his permission anyway.

But if you're really afraid, simply change it from being based on Axl Rose and his time traveling doppelganger to Ludwig Von Beethoven and his time traveling doppelganger.

Or if not Ludwig then Elvis, or Buddy Holly...somebody long dead.

This is your ONE SHOT at the brass ring...do you REALLY want to give up this easily?

[Garnabby]

This is your ONE SHOT at the brass ring...do you REALLY want to give up this easily?

Tasha is the difference between absurdly boring, and, spine-tinglingly absurd. No one sincerely reads, let alone responds to, it, but, you.

Call it, "The book that no one read (except MrV)".

A lot more bizarre is the movie nutter that Monet turned out to be. At least with Redietz, no one takes him seriously, but, with Monet, there's Tableplay. What are the odds of such a nutter with a follower, in a forum of a handful of regular posters?

And, yes, we are the sum of our choices.

[MisterV]

Call it, "The book that no one read (except MrV)".

Well, there's you; and of course Ilovebigknockers read her drivel and posted with snarky repartee for a short while: this gave Tasha more of an audience than she and her saga deserve, but there it is.

The poor thing...NOBODY is reading / responding to her typed vomitus at WoV...

The budding Bronte desperately wants positive attention and affirmation but receives only a stiff backhand, a mouthful of salt, and a thundrous, forum-vibrating fart in return for her "efforts."

Apt.

[Garnabby]

The budding Bronte desperately wants positive attention and affirmation but receives only a stiff backhand, a mouthful of salt, and a thundrous, forum-vibrating fart in return for her "efforts."

Bronte is a gender-neutral name of Gaelic and Greek origins. Perfect for both boys and girls, it means "bestower" or "thunder." It would be impossible to mention Bronte without referencing the three literary sisters, Charlotte, Emily, and Anne.

[Tasha]

This is your ONE SHOT at the brass ring...do you REALLY want to give up this easily?

Tasha is the difference between absurdly boring, and, spine-tinglingly absurd. No one sincerely reads, let alone responds to, it, but, you.

Call it, "The book that no one read (except MrV)".

A lot more bizarre is the movie nutter that Monet turned out to be. At least with Redietz, no one takes him seriously, but, with Monet, there's Tableplay. What are the odds of such a nutter with a follower, in a forum of a handful of regular posters?

And, yes, we are the sum of our choices.

You must be forgetting that I had a VERY loyal reader of my Fictional Axl Rose stories on another Website, she only stopped because she left the Website in solidarity with a bullied Poster who quit the Website and the bullied Poster came back, but my loyal reader didn't come back even after he came back. The bullied Poster said something like,"When I quit, I had no idea she was going to quit too out of solidarity with me."

[MisterV]

I didn't "forget" as I am only talking about people on VCT and WoV viewing your tome.