Young Axl Rose and Cake Cream in 2022! :D

[Tasha]

The next day, they got up and ate and got ready for the day. It was soon time for Axl to get ready for his 24 hour jail sentence. Cake Cream and Axl put on motorcycle helmets and bulletproof vests and went to the Jail at 8 AM.

To Axl was strip searched, fingerprinted, and given a jail uniform . Axl had to remove his motorcycle helmet to get mugshot taken. His mugshot was taken. Axl's personal belongings were put in a locked locker until his jail sentence was over.

Cake Cream and Axl chatted. Billy and Axl kissed, while Andy, Mike, James, and Jimmy blushed knowingly. Soon it was 9:57 and Cake Cream and Axl said their goodbyes. Cake Cream left and Axl was led into a jail cell at exactly 10 AM.

Axl was glad that it was just a 24 hour jail sentence and tomorrow, he'd be back with Billy, James, Jimmy, Andy, and Mike. His cellmate, Jonathan told Axl he was a huge fan of Cake Cream and Guns N'Roses. Axl smiled and he and Jonathan chatted amicably. Axl was glad he wasn't in the same cell as David Livingston, Billy's Prosecutor, because that would have been awkward. Axl reminisced about the good times he and Cake Cream had together, and smiled.

Axl then thought about the bad times too, such as Andy trying to commit Suicide and Andy being betrayed by Matt. Axl was glad that he was able to save Andy's life and got Andy away from Matt. Axl's mind wandered and he thought that Andy deserved a real Boyfriend, someone who was truly in love with Andy.

Jonathan asked Axl what he was thinking about. Axl impulsively said,"I'm thinking about how good popcorn is. "

Jonathan giggled and said he liked popcorn too. They chatted amicably about popcorn.

Jonathan asked what he was in for. Axl said,"For posing as Cake Cream's Lawyer." Axl asked Jonathan what he was in for. Jonathan responded," I'm in for smoking weed while driving." Axl and Jonathan chatted amicably for a little while longer. Axl took a nap.

When he woke up, it was time for lunch. Lunch was pizza, fries, soda and water. Lots of inmates told Axl that they were fans of Cake Cream and Guns N'Roses. Axl felt happy. After lunch was over, Jonathan and Axl were allowed to go to the gym and they worked out. After working out, they were allowed to watch TV in the common room. As they watched TV, Axl reminisced how watching TV with Jonathan was like watching TV with Cake Cream.

Axl missed Cake Cream and was allowed to call Billy, James, Jimmy, Mike, and Andy. On the phone calls, they all told Axl they missed him and vice versa. After the phone call, Jonathan and Axl went back to the cell and chatted more.

Soon, it was time for dinner. Dinner was burger, fries, soda, and water. Soon, it was time for night showering.

Axl felt kind of weird, showering with a bunch of people he didn't know, but he knew he was only in jail for about 14 more hours, so he just had to grind and bear it.

After night showering, Axl and Jonathan went back to their cells. The guards did a night head count, and it was soon time for lights out. All cells were locked and the lights were turned off. Axl and Jonathan went to sleep after chatting for a while.

The next day, it was time for breakfast and morning showering. Breakfast was pancakes, eggs, orange juice, and water. Morning showering happened and Axl still felt weird about showering with a bunch of people he didn't know, but he knew he was going to be released in less than two hours.

After showering, he and Adrian went back to the cell. Soon, it was 10 AM and Axl was released. Axl and Jonathan said their goodbyes and Axl got back his personal belongings. Axl left the jail cell, a free man. Axl went back to the Luxurious Penthouse Suite and Cake Cream were all happy to have Axl back and Axl was happy too.

They all chatted amicably and Axl fell asleep. Cake Cream chatted amicably for a while and then all fell asleep themselves.

[MisterV]

Soon, it was time for night showering. Axl felt kind of weird, showering with a bunch of people he didn't know, but he knew he was only in jail for about 14 more hours, so he just had to grind (sic) and bear it.

A burly Irish hod carrier with a tattoo of Betty Boop on his tumescent Organ of Copulation smiled as he espied Axl: "Your ass is MINE, little man...Now get over here."

Never one to refuse an invitation Axl demurely minced his way over and tremulously asked "OK, now what?"

"I'll show you 'Now what.'"

With that he punched Axl in the stomach, flooring him; moving quickly like Royce Gracie on Tank Abbott the felonious clod mounted Axl and commanded 'Grind, motherfucker...grind."

Axl ground.

While he blissfully ground against his shower partner Axl (the doppelganger, not the axolotl) was brutally sodomized; loud blasts of gas flew out of his sphincter with each thrust, almost mathematical in their precision.

"C'mon in boys, the water's fine" yelled the Betty Boop bedecked opportunist and a line of horny convicts soon appeared.

"This could be interesting" mulled Axl: what an understatement!

Three hours later the parade was finally over; Axl crawled back to his cell and fell into a dreamless slumber.

His last thought before falling into the arms of the Sand Man was "...and some call this punishment?"

[Tasha]

Soon, it was time for night showering. Axl felt kind of weird, showering with a bunch of people he didn't know, but he knew he was only in jail for about 14 more hours, so he just had to grind (sic) and bear it.

A burly Irish hod carrier with a tattoo of Betty Boop on his tumescent Organ of Copulation smiled as he espied Axl: "Your ass is MINE, little man...Now get over here."

Never one to refuse an invitation, Axl demurely minced his way over and tremulously asked "OK, now what?"

"I'll show you 'Now what."

With that he punched Axl in the stomach, flooring him; moving quickly like Royce Gracie on Tank Abbott the felonious clod mounted Axl and commanded 'Grind, motherfucker...grind."

Axl ground.

As he blissfully ground Axl (the doppelganger, not the axolotl) was sodomized loud blasts of gas flew out of his sphincter with each thrust, almost mathematical in their precision.

"C'mon in boys, the water's fine" yelled the Betty Boop bedecked rapist and a line of horny convicts soon appeared.

"This could be interesting" mulled Axl: what an understatement!

Three hours later the parade was finally over; Axl crawled back to his cell and fell into a dreamless slumber.

His last thought before falling into the arms of the Sand Man was "...and some call this punishment?"

I JUST realized I accidentally spelled grin as grind. And I accidentally called Jonathan Adrian.(Adrian is ANOTHER Convict in another Fictional story I wrote. I can't believe I got Adrian and Jonathan mixed up. Adrian was convicted of pulling a knife on a man who was hitting on his girlfriend, Jonathan was convicted of smoking weed while driving. Two completely different crimes. Darn the 45 minute edit window.

[pinchingyourballs]

Soon, it was time for night showering. Axl felt kind of weird, showering with a bunch of people he didn't know, but he knew he was only in jail for about 14 more hours, so he just had to grind (sic) and bear it.

A burly Irish hod carrier with a tattoo of Betty Boop on his tumescent Organ of Copulation smiled as he espied Axl: "Your ass is MINE, little man...Now get over here."

Never one to refuse an invitation, Axl demurely minced his way over and tremulously asked "OK, now what?"

"I'll show you 'Now what."

With that he punched Axl in the stomach, flooring him; moving quickly like Royce Gracie on Tank Abbott the felonious clod mounted Axl and commanded 'Grind, motherfucker...grind."

Axl ground.

As he blissfully ground Axl (the doppelganger, not the axolotl) was sodomized loud blasts of gas flew out of his sphincter with each thrust, almost mathematical in their precision.

"C'mon in boys, the water's fine" yelled the Betty Boop bedecked rapist and a line of horny convicts soon appeared.

"This could be interesting" mulled Axl: what an understatement!

Three hours later the parade was finally over; Axl crawled back to his cell and fell into a dreamless slumber.

His last thought before falling into the arms of the Sand Man was "...and some call this punishment?"

I JUST realized I accidentally spelled grin as grind. And I accidentally called Jonathan Adrian.(Adrian is ANOTHER Convict in another Fictional story I wrote. I can't believe I got Adrian and Jonathan mixed up. Adrian was convicted of pulling a knife on a man who was hitting on his girlfriend, Jonathan was convicted of smoking weed while driving. Two completely different crimes. Darn the 45 minute edit window.

I assure you the most glaring errors in your tale are not typos and mixing up names. Between MisterV's rendition of life in prison and relations between inmates and your rendition, MisterV has a firmer grasp on the tumescent appendage we call reality.

[MisterV]

Indeed.

If you drop your bar of soap in the jailhouse showers don't bend over to pick it up..."You'll be sorry..."

Nothing like a throbbing love missile up the poop shoot to give one pause to reflect.

Of course as an asexual virgin Karen cannot relate to such earthy things.

I think it is our duty to inform this poor lass as to how the world REALLY works.

[pinchingyourballs]

Tasha, you really ought to drop this exchange-of-purity-rings-style prison yard gay romance side plot.

[pinchingyourballs]

Axl (the axolotl, not the semen receptacle) watched Abby pace around her blackboards. Suddenly the solution hit him. Climbing to the surface of his pool he quickly fogged up the upper portion of his tank facing Abby. With the tip of his tail he gingerly etched in the fog the number that would solve all of Abby's problems. He was careful to write it backwards so that Abby could properly read it. Then he tapped on the tank to get her attention.

Abby heard the tapping and sauntered over to see why one of her specimens was interrupting her train of thought. Then she saw it.

"By golly the amphibian's got it. Of course. It was right there all along."

[Garnabby]

I don't know how, say, savants, exist without there being a simplistic connection to all things. Too bad that they never end up explaining themselves.

Savant syndrome is a rare condition in which persons with various developmental disorders, including autistic disorder, have an amazing ability and talent. The condition can be congenital (genetic or inborn), or can be acquired later in childhood, or even in adults.

Approximately half of savants are autistic; the other half often have some form of central nervous system injury or disease.

[MisterV]

Mr. V's "Theory of Everything."

[Garnabby]

Mister V's "Theory of Everything." four-two-zero

---> History of Sweet Home, Oregon.

https://anagram-solver.net/Mister.%2...o?partial=true

The name “Sweet Home” was first used for the Willamette Valley.

Portland, Oregon’s largest city, sits on the Columbia and Willamette rivers, in the shadow of snow-capped Mount Hood.

Some people say the after-smoking scent can take on notes of mustiness or a faintly foul, overly sweet scent.

Garnabby's Theory of Everything. H-two-O

--->

History of Newberg, Oregon.

I Want to Be Free (Toyah song).

Newton's theory of gravity.

The Big Bang Theory (TV show).

A History of the Brethren.

https://anagram-solver.net/Garnabbys...O?partial=true

Nestled in the heart of Oregon's picturesque Willamette Valley, Newberg is a charming city.

Clean living (and thinking). Ha.

[MisterV]

Garnabby's Theory of Everything. H-two-O

Uhh...are you claiming that your theory is ALL WET?

[Garnabby]

Garnabby's Theory of Everything. H-two-O

Uhh...are you claiming that your theory is ALL WET?

The quantum physics, ie, chemistry, of water.

Are you claiming that your theory is NUMEROLOGICAL (the study of numbers in the belief that they have a special importance in people's lives)? Ha.

Regardless, the H fits much better than the 4, to do with condensation on a window, and, the valley above. Unless it's a small h, which is an upside-down 4.

[pinchingyourballs]

Abby Garn had just finished two boxes of calzones when she felt the pain in her lower abdomen. Oh man, it was starting already. She wanted so badly to drop that deuce on the floor of Church's Chicken but would have to settle for the floor of the particle physics lab once again. She lifted the back of her labcoat and squatted to lay a perfectly cylindrical 3 foot long 2 inch wide anaconda of a turd. It's uniform brown color gleamed in the harsh fluorescent lights. Axl the axolotl espied it through his tank. The sight both amazed and terrified him. Tasha the forum troll espied it from behind the curtains and was suddenly very hungry. Abby the physicist espied it from where she stood. Then she began to feel faint, because laying a poop like that can cause a sudden drop in blood pressure. Abby gave in and passed out on the floor, thankfully not landing on the turd. Unconscious, but sleeping like a baby, Abby broke wind, sustaining the flow of gas for an amazing 6.480740698407860230965967436087996657705204307058 3465497113543978... seconds, which is pretty long for a fart if you think about it.

The lab's phone rang. With Tasha the only conscious person around to answer it, she emerged from behind the curtain and picked it up. "Yo, who dis?" She barked.

"Dis be DaKwan da janitor. I lost my key. Let me in foo."

"Why I let you in? They be sensitive expensive lab equipment an shit in dis lab."

"Na bitch, every night at this time Dr. Garn pass out after she dooky on da floor. I gots to clean it up or my boss be all up in my shit."

Tasha looked at Abby passed out on the floor and the amazing dooky resting peacefully beside her. Like two little angels, she mused.

"Aight Ima let you in."

[Garnabby]

Abby broke wind, sustaining the flow of gas for an amazing 6.480740698407860230965967436087996657705204307058 3465497113543978... seconds, which is pretty long for a fart if you think about it.

If we dug a hole through the middle of the planet could we literally fall half the journey to the other side?

Indeed you could. Now, if that hole was full of air, you’d max out at a couple of hundred miles per hour, take days to get to the center, then slow when you passed the center of gravity, get pulled back, and be stuck in the center of the earth with no realistic way out.

If, on the other hand, you could seal off both sides of this tunnel and pump it down to a near vacuum (presumably you’d be wearing a space suit of some kind), then you’d continue to accelerate until you hit the center of the earth, going blisteringly fast, and make the journey to the center in about 21 minutes. Then, as you shot up the other side, gravity would slow you back down, bringing you to a halt right at the surface on the other side. Hopefully, you’d have something to grab on to, or you’d fall right back down.

The trip back to the surface would be the mirror image of the one down, and would take another 21 minutes, meaning that you could traverse the world in 42 = (6.48074069840786023096596743608799665770520430705 83465497113543978... ^2) minutes flat.

The other interesting thing about it is that you’d be in free fall the whole time. So, if you didn’t look at the tunnel whizzing past you, you’d feel like you were floating in zero-g. Of course, if you came into contact with the tunnel walls, at any point, your shocking level of speed would probably take your hand off, and possibly send you crashing into the wall on the other side, meaning you’d be a pink mist by the time you came to a stop. But as long as you kept your hands and legs inside, you’d be fine.

Anyway, I thought about making it my final post, but, it looks like PYB, aka, ILBK, needs some help with his numbers. Ha.

And, I wouldn't have called it the "the end", but, "the beginning".


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1,137 -------------> 1137 = (1 + 1136) = (1 + 2^4 * 71) ---> 1271, or 1721, which is the flipside of 1691, or 1961, with the 2's, and 7's, similarly rotating to themselves (in the form of that 2). 1137 = (1000 + 137) ---> 1/137 .

[Garnabby]

Interestingly, if you think about it, that sentence noted above ...

Unconscious, but sleeping like a baby, Abby broke wind, sustaining the flow of gas for an amazing 6.5 seconds, which is pretty long for a fart if you think about it.

---> Pontifical Legation for the Basilicas of Saint Francis and Saint Mary of the Angels in Assisi.

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And, then, what's even more interesting, is that the nearby solution,

National Register of Historic Places listings in South and Southwest Portland, Oregon, begins a whole series of following solutions of that type of historic places listings. Which - if I recall - is the exact anagram solution from a few of posts ago. Ha.

"Sorry, I refuse to answer that except to say within its recesses I find the answer to ALL of life's questions. Good night, sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite."

---> National Register of Historic Places listings in South and Southwest Portland, Oregon.

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1,097 ----------------> 1097 = (1096 + 1) ---> 1961

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[Tasha]

The next day, they got up and ate and got ready for the day.

They all chatted about Axl's 24 hour jail sentence. Axl mentioned it was went REALLY easy. They all smiled.

Billy said,"I'm glad jail was easy for you. I love you, Axl.

Axl said,"I'm glad it went well for me too. I love you, too Billy."

Billy and Axl made out, glad that they were Boyfriends.

Jimmy, Andy, James, and Mike blushed knowingly. Billy and Axl were really a good couple, they were one of the strongest Couples they had ever known.

James got a call from Melissa and she and he flirted happily.

Andy was a little envious of Billy and Axl's relationship. Axl and Billy making out made his stomach churn a little. He was in fact a little resentful of Axl and Billy's Relationship. Why couldn't he find a true love like Billy and Axl had? Matthew used him and completely broke Andy's heart. Andy REALLY loved Matthew and Matthew betrayed him.

Andy said,"I'm going to my room!" Mike had a feeling that he needed to go with Andy.

Mike said,"I'm going to your room with you!"

Andy allowed Mike to go to his room with him. Mike asked Andy,"Is there anything you want to talk about?

Andy opened up about being envious of Billy and Axl's Relationship. And still feeling bad about Matthew using him, betraying him, and breaking his heart.

Mike listened intently. Mike said,"Matthew was a jerk who didn't deserve you. You're better off without Matthew."

Andy said,"Thank you for the pep talk about Matthew.

Mike thanked him and he welcomed him.

Andy took a deep breath and said,"I have another confession to make, Mike."

Mike prompted Andy to tell him.

Andy said," I have a crush on Axl. I want Axl for myself. Please don't tell anyone else."

Mike said," I had a feeling that you had a crush on Axl when you were being clingy and obsessed with Axl. I won't tell anyone else." Andy thanked him and he welcomed him.

Andy shyly blushed. "I feel awful about trying to sell out Axl for $5,000. "

Mike said,"Yeah, you fucked up royally when you tried to sell out Axl, but we all know you feel bad about it. Axl forgave you for that. We all forgave you for it." Andy smiled.

Mike said,"Wanna go have a boy's day out, just us too?" Andy smiled and said,"I would love that." Mike smiled back.

Mike and Andy told each other they wanted to spend the day out together, just them two.

Billy, James, Jimmy, and Axl all were like," That's fine."

Mike and Andy smiled, put on bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets and went out.

They went to Starbucks and had cheese Danishes and Venti Iced Mochas. They ate and drank, just enjoying each other's company. Fans asked for Selfies and Autographs and they obliged. The Fans were happy and went back to their tables.

After Starbucks, they went to the movies and had a good time. After the movies, they went to the mall and had a good time.

After the mall, they went to Denny's and had a nice meal. They paid and left.

After Denny's, they went back to the Luxurious Penthouse Suite.

Mike and Andy were glad they had a nice boy's day out.

Billy, Axl, James, and Jimmy were all glad they were back. Axl and Billy made out more and Andy's resentment of their relationship grew. Mike's saw the torture in Andy's face. Mike's heart went out to him, knowing that Andy had a crush on Axl.

Mike said,"Uh, Billy and Axl?"

"Yeah?" Billy and Axl answered

"Maybe you guys should make out in your Bedroom, not out in the open in front of everybody."

Billy and Axl were both baffled and were both like,"We usually make out in the open in front of everybody. I don't get why you're suddenly saying this."

James and Jimmy were baffled too.

Mike said," Matthew used, betrayed, and broke Andy's heart. Andy took this REALLY hard as he REALLY loved Matthew. Maybe stop making out in front of him out of respect." Andy said ,"It makes me uncomfortable watching you two make out after what happened between Matthew and I. "

James and Jimmy said,"That does make sense."

Billy and Axl were like,"Okay, makes sense. We'll stop making out in the open."

Mike and Andy thanked Billy and Axl and were welcomed.

Andy felt better that he wouldn't have to see Billy and Axl making out. Billy and Axl went to their bedroom and made out more in private.

Andy thanked Mike for speaking up for him. Mike welcomed him. Jimmy and James raised eyebrows at this, but decided to keep mum.

Mike, James, Jimmy, and Andy watched TV. On TV, they were reairing the Cake Cream show where Andy was being clingy and obsessed with Axl.

Andy blushed. "Not one of my best moments."

James and Jimmy laughed, but Mike looked sympathetic at Andy.

Mike said,"Let's change the channel. Let's watch Family Matters.

James and Jimmy asked Mike why he looked sympathetic at Andy and didn't laugh.

Andy and Mike exchanged glances.

James and Jimmy noticed the exchanged glances between Andy and Mike."

Jimmy and James asked Andy and Mike,"What the hell is going on with you too?"

Mike and Andy were both like,"We're both going to the movies!"

James and Jimmy were like,"We're going to the movies with you!"

Mike and Andy both said,"We're both going to the Supermarket!"

James and Jimmy were like,"We're going to the Supermarket with you!"

Mike and Andy were both like,"We're both going to the beach!"

James and Jimmy were like,"We're going to the beach with you!"

Andy and Mike were both like,"We're going to Ross!"

James and Jimmy were both like,"We're going to Ross with you!"

Andy and Mike were both like,"Would you guys leave us alone! We just want to go out alone!"

James and Jimmy said,"We agreed to be more open with each other!"

Cake Cream and Axl all knew that once,"We agreed to be more open with each other was spoken, it was a prompt to open up and tell each other what they were hiding.

Andy said, "I don't know how to tell you guys Jimmy and James about what's going on."

Mike said,"You don't have to talk about it if you don't want to talk about it. It can remain our little secret."

Andy thanked Mike and he welcomed him. Mike smiled sympathetically at Andy.

James and Jimmy were even more baffled. There was definitely something up with Andy and Mike. What was it?

Andy said,"Let's just watch Family Matters like Mike suggested. James and Jimmy agreed to watch Family Matters.

Everybody watched Family Matters and it was an episode with Steve wanting Laura and Laura not wanting Steve back.

Andy blushed uncomfortably. Mike once again looked sympathetic to Andy.

James and Jimmy noticed Andy's uncomfortable blush. And Mike's sympathetic look to Andy.

Mike said,"You know what? Maybe watching this particular episode of Family Matters isn't such a hot idea. Let's watch Good Times instead.

Andy thanked Mike and he welcomed him.

Mike changed the channel to Good Times and it was the episode where The Evans threw Wanda a rent party to help her pay her rent for that month. A really feel good episode, filled with fun. James, Andy, Mike, And Jimmy really enjoyed the episode. Andy was grateful to Mike for changing the TV to this feel good episode of Good Times. Mike was glad he could help.

They watched more TV and chilled and then went to sleep.

[pinchingyourballs]

The next day Abby and Tasha got up ate and got ready for the day. They chatted for a while about integer sequences. When they got back to the ares of the lab where the small aquarium creatures were kept, they were dismayed to discover that all the cages were open and the animals had escaped to the pond in the woods behind the lab. All except for Axl (the axolotl, not the queer time traveler). Tasha picked up her poor baby and told Abby she was taking him back home. Abby didn't protest because it was obvious she was terrible at taking care of pets. Tasha thanked Abby for being so understanding. Abby welcomed Tasha in return and also thanked Tasha for letting her borrow Axl for a while. Tasha also welcomed Abby. They shook hands and thanked and welcomed each other for the thanking and welcoming and shaking.

Upon returning home, Tasha dumped Axl in his old tank. Axl was relieved to see his old tankmate Jimmy the white cloud mountain minnow. Jimmy espied Axl and said, "Hello and welcome to my tank. I am King Jimmy of the tank. I have never had a tankmate before. I hope we can be friends."

Axl was a little confused. Had old Jimmy died and Tasha replaced him with a new minnow? Axl espied that this Jimmy had a slightly deformed fin on one side. Yep, it was the same old Jimmy. With an IQ of 4 it was too much to expect that Jimmy remember Axl from less than a week ago. Axl was quite hungry after all his adventures in the lab, and "King" Jimmy looked tastier than ever before.

"Hi Jimmy, I'm Axl. I hope we can be friends too. Could I ask you a favor? I think I have something stuck to my back leg, could you come and check for me?"

Jimmy blushed shyly and was pleased to be of help to his new tankmate. He happily swam over to examine Axl's back leg, and that's when the amphibian made his move. Jimmy was not as delicious as Axl expected, but he was happy to once again have the aquarium all to himself. He amused himself by farting in a rhythmic sequence: 61, 163, 487, 691, 1297, 1861, 4201, 4441, 4483, 5209, 5227, 9049, 9631, 12391, 14437, 16141, 16987, 61483, 63211, 65707, 65899, 67057, 69481, 92767, 94273, 96979, 106303,...

[MisterV]

Cake Cream awoke at dawn, as always, and kneeling on their prayer rugs they turned toward Mecca and worshipped their invisible friend.

Axl (the human, not the Mexican newt-like creature) was in front of Andy; unable to focus on his spiritual needs while in close proximity to the nether orb of his beloved, Andy finally "lost it:" he sprang on Axl from behind and brutally sodomized him.

Billie espied the coupling with detached amusement, opining "Dibs."

Inflamed with lust, the members of Cake Cream lined up behind Billie and punched the brown one after the other.

Twenty minutes later they were all smoking cigarettes and sipping their morning coffee, deconstructing what had just happened.

"It was all because of JEALOUSY" opined Andy: he punctuated his pithy remark with a lugubrious fart which brought tears to all who heard and smelled it.

Axl was still reveling in the experience but he grounded himself: "By jove, I've got it! We'll add "Hey Jealousy" to our playlist and wow the Fans at the James L. Knight concert tonight."

They all thanked him, were welcomed and shook each others' hands, then they practiced their newest song.

That night they covered the Gin Blossoms' hit song "Hey Jealousy" as their encore, sending their fans into a frenzy: just as jealousy had incited them, so it also instantly engorged, inflamed and juiced up their Fans.

A massive orgy ensued; no holes were left unplugged...except for the dry and dusty holes of a middle aged black lady who looked sort of like that Huxstable character on the Cosby show.

c'est la vie

[Tasha]

The next day, they got up and ate and got ready for the day.

Andy told Mike,"I feel uncomfortable living in this Luxurious Penthouse Suite with Axl and Billy."

Mike had an idea. Maybe he and Andy could move out of the Luxurious Penthouse Suite together and move in together at another Hotel so that Andy wouldn't have to be around Axl so much? Mike told Andy his idea and Andy thought it was a wonderful idea.

Andy and Mike told Axl, James, and Jimmy that they wanted to move out of the Luxurious Penthouse Suite together.

James, Jimmy, Billy, and Axl were all baffled on why they wanted to move out of the Penthouse Suite together. Something was definitely up with Mike and Andy.

Billy straight up asked Mike and Andy if they were Lovers.

Jimmy and James admitted they were wondering this too. Axl said," Andy isn't interested in dating any of us, and Mike is straight.

Mike and Andy looked at each other awkwardly.

James, Billy, Jimmy, and Axl noticed the awkward look that Mike and Andy gave each other.

Axl said,"Wait a minute. Are you guys dating? Mike, aren't you STRAIGHT?"

Mike said,"Yes, I'm straight. Andy and I just want to move out together." Andy backed up Mike.

Billy said,"Andy, you and I are BEST FRIENDS. You should be able to tell me exactly what's going on."

Mike and Andy had looks of panic on their faces. Andy couldn't tell Billy that he wanted to date Axl, Billy's Boyfriend.

James, Jimmy, Billy, and Axl all pointed out the looks of panic on both Mike and Andy's faces and mentioned this.

Mike said," Andy and I are good Friends.

Billy said,"But Andy and I are BEST FRIENDS. You and Andy are GOOD FRIENDS.

Mike said,"Andy feels uncomfortable living in this Luxurious Penthouse Suite. Andy backed up Mike. He wants to move out with me."

James, Jimmy, Billy, and Axl questioned why Andy all of a sudden felt uncomfortable living in the Luxurious Penthouse Suite after all this time. And wanted to move out with Mike so badly. James, Jimmy, and Axl were curious too .

Mike and Andy looked at each other awkwardly again.

Jimmy, James, Axl, and Billy noticed the awkward look that Mike and Andy gave each other.

"James said,"Come on, Mike and Andy, we're fine with you dating. Billy and Axl are dating and we're fine with that.

Andy had a look of torture at the "Billy and Axl," are dating.

Mike knew why Andy had the look of torture, but he couldn't tell James, Jimmy, and especially not Axl and Billy.

James, Jimmy, Axl, and Billy noticed the look of torture and questioned Mike and Andy about it. Mike and Andy looked uncomfortable.

Jimmy said,"The secretiveness you guys are doing reminds of how Axl and Billy acted when they were first dating." James, Billy, and Axl backed up Jimmy.

Mike said,"Would you guys leave us alone? Andy and I just want to move out together and get our own Suite!" Andy backed up Mike.

James, Jimmy, Axl, and Billy finally relented. Obviously, Mike and Andy wanted to live alone together without getting the third degree. Andy and Mike thanked James, Jimmy, Axl, and Billy and were all welcomed.

Andy and Mike packed their bags, put on bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets and said goodbye to James, Jimmy, Billy, and Axl. They all said it back.

Mike and Andy went to the Sheraton Hotel and booked the Penthouse Suite for just them two. The Front Desk Clerk pointed out that the Penthouse Suite they were requesting was two beds in a single room. Andy and Mike both said that they knew it. The Front Desk Clerk smugly smirked and asked Mike and Andy if they were dating.

Andy and Mike were both like,"No, we're like Brothers."

The Front Desk Clerk was like,"What you Adult men want to do together is really none of my business." He winked and gave them the booking. They paid. They thanked him and were welcomed.

They went to the Penthouse Suite and settled in. They thought the Front Desk Clerk was rude and unprofessional, but they didn't want to make a report or anything like that, just let it slide. They watched TV and chatted. Andy felt relieved and grateful that he didn't have to live with his Best Friend's Boyfriend who he wanted to be with. He was grateful that Mike was looking out for him. He was grateful that Mike and he were such good friends. Andy took a nap.

Mike's phone rang and it was Axl calling. Axl asked Mike if James, Jimmy, himself, and Billy could all go visit them in the Sheraton Penthouse Suite that day.

Mike said,"No, that's not a good idea. Andy is sleeping."

Axl responded,"Well, he's not going to sleep the rest of the day, is he?"

Mike said,"Please Axl, accept my no as a final answer. The answer is no."

Axl said,"There is definitely something going on between you and Andy, judging by your defensiveness."

Mike answered,"There is something going on between Andy and I. It's called Friendship. Please stop asking to come over today."

Axl relented and said,"It's obvious you and Andy just want to be alone together. I'll stop asking to come over."

Mike said, "Thank you for understanding."

Axl welcomed him. Axl and Mike chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes and hung up.

Mike watched TV and soon fell asleep too.

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The next day, they got up and ate and got ready for the day.

The next day, they got up and ate and got ready for the day.

The next day, they got up and ate and got ready for the day.

The next day, they got up and ate and got ready for the day.

The next day, they got up and ate and got ready for the day.

The next day, they got up and ate and got ready for the day.

The next day, they got up and ate and got ready for the day.

Thank goodness Axl and the gang have not been struck with a paralyzing disease and are starting the day off right with a nutritious breakfast.