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  1. #121
    Originally Posted by Tasha View Post
    Actually, only half of Cake Cream enjoys having sex with men.
    For those who didn't realize, Cake Cream was a creature composed of two conjoined male bodies; "Cake" was straight and "Cream" was a flaming homosexual.

    From the age of 13 on, Cream would regularly suck off Cake; being conjoined twins he had his Cake and ate him, too.
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  2. #122
    Originally Posted by MisterV View Post
    Originally Posted by Tasha View Post
    Actually, only half of Cake Cream enjoys having sex with men.
    For those who didn't realize, Cake Cream was a creature composed of two conjoined male bodies; "Cake" was straight and "Cream" was a flaming homosexual.

    From the age of 13 on, Cream would regularly suck off Cake; being conjoined twins he had his Cake and ate him, too.
    In this universe, even if you're sucked off by yourself personally, you're still gay.

  3. #123
    James soon called Axl's Cellphone and Axl politely excused himself to his room and Cake Cream agreed. He went to his room.



    James amusingly asked,"Axl, what were you thinking with that awful guitar stunt at the Cake Cream show?"



    Axl blushed and asked,"How did you know it was me? I was supposedly "Not there."



    James amused responded,"Come on, we all have that knowing vibe between us.



    Axl responded,"Yeah, we do."



    James responded," Your guitar playing was hilariously cringe worthy." James laughed.



    "Hey, so I'm no you, Slash, Duff, Jimmy, or Izzy. I'm a SINGER, not a Guitar God." Axl said, lightheartedly.



    James responded,"Fans noticed something was off with "My," performance, James said thoughtfully.



    Axl responded," You are a great lead guitarist. You and Jimmy are a phenomenal guitar playing duo, you and him are guitar playing magic."



    "I really messed up my and Jimmy's deep friendship by having sex with Allison," James said thoughtfully.



    "Yes, you did," Axl responded seriously. "Allison is someone you JUST met, but Jimmy is like your brother."



    "I like Allison so much," James lamented.



    "This would have been completely fine if Allison and you were dating first, not Jimmy and Allison.



    James responded that Axl was right.



    James and Axl chatted for a long while and then said their goodbyes and hung up.



    Axl went to Jimmy and asked him how he felt about James.



    Jimmy sneered and said ,"I still hate him and want to beat his ass."



    Axl said, "A little birdie told me that James feels guilty over having sex with Allison."



    Jimmy responded,"Is this "Little birdie's" name James?"



    Axl coyly responded,"I plead the fifth," which Cake Cream knew was code for "Yes," when Axl said that.



    Jimmy responded,"I'm still not ready to forgive him. He shouldn't have done that in the first place."



    Axl and he chatted for a little while longer and Axl went to his room.



    He remembered the hurt song he wrote about Andy's attempted betrayal and Billy liking the song and telling him he should give it to Cake Cream. He wondered if he should write it again since James hurt Jimmy really badly.



    He got a paper and a pen and wrote again



    "You really hurt me. I loved you like a Brother and you stabbed me in my heart. The betrayal I feel from you is soul crushing. I thought you loved me. I would never have done the unspeakable betrayal you did to me. It's always loved ones betrayal that hurts the most. This would have hurt badly if a complete stranger had done this to me, but YOU? NO! NO! NO! How could you do it? I trusted you, I lived with you, I willingly ate food and drank drinks you gave me without a moment's hesitation. The pain I feel over this is unbearable.



    This hurts, this hurts real bad. Betrayal of a brother.



    I would have done anything for you. I would have laid my life on the line to save yours. I would have given you my last penny if you really needed it. I'm not so sure you would have done the same thing for me after this dastardly thing you did to me. We were Friends and Brothers. How could you? How could you?



    This hurts, this hurts real bad. The betrayal of a Brother.



    I sometimes wonder if I should have ever met you. Had I never met you, I wouldn't be in this tortured pain right now.



    This hurts, this hurts real bad. The betrayal of a Brother.



    Axl showed the hurt song to Billy and Billy's eyes lit up. "That's the hurt song you wrote about Andy's attempted betrayal! You rewrote it!" Billy was happy.



    Axl responded,"Yes it is. The hurt song's lyrics fit what James did to Jimmy perfectly.



    Billy responded,"Yes, they do.



    Axl showed the Hurt Song to Jimmy and told him he wrote the Hurt Song. Jimmy responded, "That's EXACTLY how I feel about James!"



    Jimmy passed the Hurt Song to Andy and Andy blushed, remembering the attempted betrayal he tried to do to Axl and wondered if the hurt song was originally about him.



    Andy responded out loud,"It's a good song."



    Mike also thought it was a good song.



    Cake Cream and Axl decided to make this a real song and Mike sang the song, Jimmy did bass guitar, Andy played Keyboard, and Billy did the drums. It sounded really good. But one thing was missing. James's awesome lead guitar. The song would sound phenomenal if James was the lead guitar on this song.



    Jimmy didn't want to admit that the hurt song would sound phenomenal with James awesome lead guitar. He was still hurting. It was the "I know it, but I don't want to admit it," thing.



    Axl wondered if he should get James to play lead guitar on the hurt song, and then go back to New York. That's really what the hurt song needed, but Jimmy would most likely kick James ass if he saw him. Axl was torn on what to do.
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  4. #124
    Axl thought in a sudden flash to himself, in this modern present time, there was earlier a semi-successful band already called Cake. Cake sucked Axl thought, his time twin must have hated himself for having to like those songs knowing they were really bad. So he decided to go and get himself a Korean whore at the girls of madam Camay's Filipino palace and have some fun with a young massage therapist. Her name was Malo and she was really into Axl and she told him she didn't want a condom and wanted a baby. She was so perfect and like the woman of his dreams, but he told her he couldn't because she could have AIDs. They had hot sex, in which he didn't pull the condom all the way down and it felt good. Afterword Malo said she wanted him to give her a baby next time. That blew Axl's mind but he would never blow a load directly in a prostitute, again.

    He stopped by the casino and was really relaxed and he wondered if people could tell he just got off. He thought to himself damn, that's really weird how every one of those whores always says they want to marry him. Axl didn't want to marry anyone and he also thought of himself of not being marriage material. Without the drugs, the money and the musical talent, nobody would want his ugly face he thought. So he was happy he had gotten laid, then when feeling this almost bumped into someone when he noticed a new machine. It was an obvious advantage game and was set up on all the denominations, all 25 bets. It was called Malo Hallo Ballo . Before he had even gotten to the highest bets, he was up $1400 and on a $7.50 bet (150 5c), he had a lucky combination come out and he won the GRAND MEGA instantly for $10440. He had his taxes taken out then he won another $4000 on the remaining bets with only 1 tax form. He almost had $10,000 in his hands and he thought this would never happen again before. He was ecstatic to make $14,000 again that lucky weekend and life looked good.

    He decided to hire a limo and drive around to different places.They reminded him he wasn't very creative anymore and he probably never will get his aptitude back for being creative again. So he decided to begin a porno career by starting his own porn company. Axl quit his music and started figuring out how to hire camera people, lawyers, and actresses to work exclusively with him. He would use his gambling winnings to pay them for sex and he would have them all tested. This felt good to him but it didn't feel right basically paying women for sex because barely anyone was paying watching and there wasn't enough revenue to pay for the advertising.

    The porn company was really failing, they weren't really profitable and they were spending more money running it than they were paid by customers. He decided to hire Malo, and the sales were flying off the shelves. He was making more money now than he ever did with GNR. Malo had become a star and he lost her to another actor she met on her 400th porno film. They drifted apart, but he was starting to feel like he could make music again after all.

    He had awoken one day though and realized 35 years had gone by since he had graduated and he really didn't feel like living this way, so he decided to now just chill with his money, watch movies, eat well, and write books. He had almost become a good writer, but most of his small success were people following the band. He decided to start writing thins he wanted to do before he died, realizing he might die before he did them all if any at all. He was sick of what he had become, so he decided to travel back in time before he traveled forward in time. He would arrive a little early to kill his past self before he time traveled. Unfortunately, he traveled back in time, but space was a little different and he was transported halfway in an elevator shaft and had his head decapitated. He laughed in the final seconds how no matter what he ever did with his life, it wasn't his full potential and he screwed his life up, fuck was his last thought as he died and was almost frozen in time with his eyes wide open. Axl was dead. A woman named Kentry stole his ashes and used them to make a big, black, cock dildo. Somehow this dildo got her pregnant 3 times and she had 3 kids. The four of them were plotting to end the world. They actually succeeded and all life on planet Earth was gone. The Earth had died.

    The aliens were happy, cleaned it up easily and moved in as the planet was now as they wanted with all their favorites from across the galaxy, it was pretty cool. Axl's head woke up for an instant and realized after 90 years being dead, he was finally happy and could move onto the next life as a woman who was semi-retarded. She could eat brontosaurus any time she wanted, so who needs to be a rocket scientist she thought. Life was good for this retard. Brontosaurus and Reese's Pieces. She knew one day her wonderful planet she would leave so she could travel back in time to marry Joseph Adolph Dolf Walgreen. She really loved paradoxes she formed because she was too stupid to change them or even know they were going on. She now felt so stupid with her plan to go back in time to get mustard for her brontosaurus sandwiches when she realized she already had mustard at home and it was a one way ticket to the past. She met Axl in time and had a baby with herself essentially. The only problem was young Axl died making the baby so he went to the future and found Bill and Ted and they straightened it all out for as much vodka as they could drink standing up.

  5. #125
    Originally Posted by MisterV View Post
    Originally Posted by theywontpayontuesday View Post
    Tasha, Mr V is kicking your ass on story telling. Maybe you should start you own thread and not interrupt Vee's story.
    You mean brainlessly sporting bullet proof vests, motorcycle helments and chilling with boxes of pizza doesn't make for a good narrative?

    Who knew?
    Even I mentioned on another Website that Cake Cream and Axl wearing motorcycle helmets everytime they went out would actually look weird as hell, especially since they don't even have motorcycles! LMAO! But Axl got shot multiple times protecting Billy, who was the intended Victim. So he makes Cake Cream and himself wear motorcycle helmets and bulletproof vests whenever they go out.

    Axl actually made them wear motorcycle helmets to avoid them getting hot in the head with items, citing that Duff got hit in the head with a glass bottle at a Guns N'Roses Show, and Axl said he'd be damned if he let any of Cake Cream get hit in the head with items, so he made everyone wear motorcycle helmets. He made everyone wear bulletproof vests to protect against getting shot in their vital organs. Axl was protected by the multiple gunshots by wearing a bulletproof vest and even the staff pointed out he was lucky he had the bulletproof vest on.
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  6. #126
    "Welcome to the Jungle," theywontpayontuesday.

    _______________________________________________

    Axl called James; in doing so he had to remove his motorcycle helmet and this scared him as the world was a wild and dangerous place; he even kept it on while showering having heard the shower had "hard water.".

    James listened to Axl's pitch and said "Fuck off, I've got a new gig with a great group of guys, guys who all fuck each other's woman and don't give a shit."

    He laughed, and before hanging up Axl overheard someone in the background scream out "sloppy seconds" followed by the sound of ice tinkling in a glass.

    Disheartened, Axl moped around and decided to call his crazy uncle, Rob Singer, for some advice.

    "Can't talk now, Axl, I'm photoshopping images to spoof some clowns on the internet," and he hung up.

    Axl needed guidance, so he e-mailed The Wizard of Odds, asking "What are the odds that James will rejoin the band?"

    The response: "How the fuck should I know?"

    Dazed, Axl went for a long walk on a short pier with predictable results.
    What, Me Worry?

  7. #127
    James soon called Axl's Cellphone and Axl politely excused himself to his room and Cake Cream agreed. He went to his room.



    James amusingly asked,"Axl, what were you thinking with that awful guitar stunt at the Cake Cream show?"



    Axl blushed and asked,"How did you know it was me? I was supposedly "Not there."



    James amused responded,"Come on, we all have that knowing vibe between us.



    Axl responded,"Yeah, we do."



    James responded," Your guitar playing was hilariously cringe worthy." James laughed.



    "Hey, so I'm no you, Slash, Duff, Jimmy, or Izzy. I'm a SINGER, not a Guitar God." Axl said, lightheartedly.



    James responded,"Fans noticed something was off with "My," performance, James said thoughtfully.



    Axl responded," You are a great lead guitarist. You and Jimmy are a phenomenal guitar playing duo, you and him are guitar playing magic."



    "I really messed up my and Jimmy's deep friendship by having sex with Allison," James said thoughtfully.



    "Yes, you did," Axl responded seriously. "Allison is someone you JUST met, but Jimmy is like your brother."



    "I like Allison so much," James lamented.



    "This would have been completely fine if Allison and you were dating first, not Jimmy and Allison.



    James responded that Axl was right.



    James and Axl chatted for a long while and then said their goodbyes and hung up.



    Axl went to Jimmy and asked him how he felt about James.



    Jimmy sneered and said ,"I still hate him and want to beat his ass."



    Axl said, "A little birdie told me that James feels guilty over having sex with Allison."



    Jimmy responded,"Is this "Little birdie's" name James?"



    Axl coyly responded,"I plead the fifth," which Cake Cream knew was code for "Yes," when Axl said that.



    Jimmy responded,"I'm still not ready to forgive him. He shouldn't have done that in the first place."



    Axl and he chatted for a little while longer and Axl went to his room.



    He remembered the hurt song he wrote about Andy's attempted betrayal and Billy liking the song and telling him he should give it to Cake Cream. He wondered if he should write it again since James hurt Jimmy really badly.



    He got a paper and a pen and wrote again



    "You really hurt me. I loved you like a Brother and you stabbed me in my heart. The betrayal I feel from you is soul crushing. I thought you loved me. I would never have done the unspeakable betrayal you did to me. It's always loved ones betrayal that hurts the most. This would have hurt badly if a complete stranger had done this to me, but YOU? NO! NO! NO! How could you do it? I trusted you, I lived with you, I willingly ate food and drank drinks you gave me without a moment's hesitation. The pain I feel over this is unbearable.



    This hurts, this hurts real bad. Betrayal of a brother.



    I would have done anything for you. I would have laid my life on the line to save yours. I would have given you my last penny if you really needed it. I'm not so sure you would have done the same thing for me after this dastardly thing you did to me. We were Friends and Brothers. How could you? How could you?



    This hurts, this hurts real bad. The betrayal of a Brother.



    I sometimes wonder if I should have ever met you. Had I never met you, I wouldn't be in this tortured pain right now.



    This hurts, this hurts real bad. The betrayal of a Brother.



    Axl showed the hurt song to Billy and Billy's eyes lit up. "That's the hurt song you wrote about Andy's attempted betrayal! You rewrote it!" Billy was happy.



    Axl responded,"Yes it is. The hurt song's lyrics fit what James did to Jimmy perfectly.



    Billy responded,"Yes, they do.



    Axl showed the Hurt Song to Jimmy and told him he wrote the Hurt Song. Jimmy responded, "That's EXACTLY how I feel about James!"



    Jimmy passed the Hurt Song to Andy and Andy blushed, remembering the attempted betrayal he tried to do to Axl and wondered if the hurt song was originally about him.



    Andy responded out loud,"It's a good song."



    Mike also thought it was a good song.



    Cake Cream and Axl decided to make this a real song and Mike sang the song, Jimmy did bass guitar, Andy played Keyboard, and Billy did the drums. It sounded really good. But one thing was missing. James's awesome lead guitar. The song would sound phenomenal if James was the lead guitar on this song.



    Jimmy didn't want to admit that the hurt song would sound phenomenal with James awesome lead guitar. He was still hurting. It was the "I know it, but I don't want to admit it," thing.



    Axl wondered if he should get James to play lead guitar on the hurt song, and then go back to New York. That's really what the hurt song needed, but Jimmy would most likely kick James ass if he saw him. Axl was torn on what to do.
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  8. #128
    "Fuck it," thought Axl: "let those two sort it out."

    He called James who said he'd do it if the money was right, and it was.

    As James walked into the studio Jimmy attacked him with a knife, plunging it into his neck.

    "Oh, shit," said James; then he died.

    "Great, Jimmy; NOW where will we get a lead guitarist, once word gets out that you'll kill him if he fucks your woman? They ALL do that."
    Last edited by MisterV; 12-30-2022 at 07:26 PM.
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  9. #129
    I really can't keep reading this after finding out Axl Rose is stuck in a time paradox and is dead. He did make some fine Korean BBQ before he died.

  10. #130
    Andy asked Axl in private if The Hurt Song was originally written about him.



    Axl straight up said,"Yes."



    Andy replied,"But you forgave me. Why did you write that song about me?"



    Axl responded,"I wrote The Hurt Song BEFORE I forgave you, not AFTER. I tore up The Hurt Song after I forgave you and wrote it again lyric for lyric for Jimmy.



    Andy responded," You wrote The Hurt Song again lyric by lyric?" He was impressed.



    Axl responded,"Yes,"



    Andy responded,"You're a really good Songwriter," the same thing Billy had told him.



    "Thank you," Axl responded. Andy welcomed him. Andy left and Axl ate a couple of slices of pizza and drank a glass of Coca Cola. The Coca Cola tasted so good that he had another glass. And then another glass. And then another glass. There were 6 2 liter bottles of Coca Cola in the huge fridge for 6 People.



    Axl was drowning his Cake Cream woes in Coca Cola. Cake Cream was a fucing mess and Axl was the Captain of this mess of a ship. Axl ordered more Coca Cola from Instacart and put them in the Fridge when they arrived.



    To Cake Cream he said, "This Coke is the only Coke we should be doing." Billy blushed, remembering his Cocaine he snorted not too long ago.



    Axl continued,"But it's Rock And Roll nature to do Cocaine. Just remember to do Cocaine only in this house. Jimmy, Andy, and Mike all said they weren't doing Cocaine. Billy blushed again.



    Andy, Mike, and Jimmy were like,"Billy, you didn't say you're not doing Cocaine!"



    Billy lowered his eyes shyly.



    Mike asked," Billy are you doing Cocaine?" Billy continued to look at the ground.



    Mike said,"We agreed to be more open with each other," he prompted gently.



    Andy and Jimmy also wanted to know.



    They all straight up asked Billy if he was doing Cocaine.



    Billy said,"Yes, I'm doing Cocaine."



    Mike responded,"You're usually so responsible. How could you be taking Cocaine?" Andy and Jimmy also were surprised Billy had been doing Cocaine.



    Billy mentioned he took Cocaine to cope with the fact that John Wilson tried to murder him twice and shot Axl multiple times.



    Mike asked Axl why he wasn't surprised that Billy had been doing Cocaine. Mike asked Axl if he had already known that Billy was doing Cocaine. Andy and Jimmy also wanted to know.



    Axl shyly responded he already knew Billy had been doing Cocaine. Mike, Jimmy, and Andy responded that Axl should have told them about Billy's Cocaine use. Axl responded that Billy also took Subutex so it would help him not be a drug addict.



    Axl drank yet another glass of Coca Cola.



    Mike responded,"Axl, you might be becoming a Coca Cola addict."



    Axl responded,"Nonsense. Coca Cola is legal and isn't a drug."



    Caffeine is a drug, Mike responded.



    Axl responded,"But you can't be arrested for drinking Coca Cola, so it's legal."



    Axl drank yet another glass of Coca Cola. He was trying hard to cope with all of the bad things happening with Cake Cream. He was using Coca Cola as a delicious coping mechanism.



    Cake Cream looked at Axl worriedly. Was Axl developing a Coke problem? Soda wise that is. Axl said he wanted to go to the Mall.



    Jimmy, Andy, Billy, and Mike told them they would go with him.



    He then changed his story and said he was going to go to the Park. They all said they would go with him.



    He then changed his story again and said he wanted to go to Claven Records. They all said they would go with him.



    He then changed his story and said he wanted to go to the library. They all said they would go with him.

    He then changed his story and said he was going to the beach. They all said they would go with him.

    He said,"Would you guys please leave me alone? I want to go out by myself!" They reluctantly let him go out by himself.



    Axl put on his bulletproof vest and a motorcycle helmet and went to McDonald's and ordered a Quarter Pounder, fries, and three large Cokes. He was eating and enjoying his meals when Jimmy came to him.



    "Hey Axl," Jimmy told him in a concerned brother like way.



    Jimmy, go back home and let me enjoy my meal and drinks in peace." Axl said, annoyed.



    "Axl, you just bought three large Cokes just for yourself," Jimmy pointed out concerned.



    "Let me live. It's just Coke drinks." Axl said defensively. He continued drinking his Cokes and eating.



    Jimmy said,"Can I have the Coke drink you didn't touch?" He asked.



    "Noooo!" Axl said, inhumanly. He began drinking the Coke that was previously untouched.



    Jimmy responded,"I'll buy my own large Coke and a Quarter Pounder meal and I'll sit with you. Axl tried to tell him to go home, but Jimmy insisted on staying with Axl. Axl reluctantly allowed him to stay with him. Jimmy bought the Quarter Pounder meal with a large Coke. He sat with Axl and Axl and he had a nice meal, enjoying each other's company. Jimmy looked at Axl deeply.



    "We all care about you, Axl."



    Axl was glad that Jimmy came to see him at McDonald's.



    Jimmy responded," We agreed to be more open with each other."



    Axl said,"It's just that Cake Cream is falling apart. There's so much bad shait going on with our band. We used to be such a tight band, but lately, we've gone to shait. Axl continued drinking his Cokes and eating. Jimmy drank his Coke and continued eating.



    They both chatted and finished eating and drinking. They went back home.
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  11. #131
    Buzzed with caffeine, Axl said "Listen up, I've an important announcement to make."

    Cake Cream turned eyes front.

    "Without James or a good replacement we are doomed. No new guitarist wants to join the group because of how Jimmy stabbed James for fucking his bitch of the moment. Word got around, and guitarists are nothing if not savvy about self-preservation. Therefore I am disbanding Cake Cream. It is time for all of you to return to your parent's home, reoccupy your childhood bedroom, and spend the rest of your life playing video games and immersed in social media and other online activities."

    "Hey, great idea" they all cheered.

    Billy asked "Can I do all the cocaine I want to?" and Axl responded "Hell yeah you can, go for it."

    Andy asked "Can I piss away all of my money in the casinos and by gambling on line?"

    "Of course" smiled Axl, "What's the worst thing that can go wrong?"

    They cheered, and then they spontaneously honored their mgr. with a blanket toss, singing "He's a jolly good fellow" as Axl became airborne.

    "Just one thing," Axl said: "Beware the Ides of March."

    With that Axl snapped his fingers and disappeared in a puff of smoke.
    Last edited by MisterV; 12-31-2022 at 10:48 AM.
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  12. #132
    At home, Axl took a nap on the couch. He awoke and heard Jimmy, Andy, and Mike talking to each other. He pretended to still be asleep.



    Jimmy said, "Axl is addicted to Coke, the drink. Do you know he was at McDonald's and drank THREE large Cokes? He also drank 5 glasses of Coke before leaving the house."



    Mike said," I don't know what's worse. Axl being hooked on Coke the drink or Billy doing Coke, the drug.



    Andy said,"Obviously Billy doing Coke the drug is worse."



    Jimmy said,"But Axl being hooked on Coke the drink can't be good for his health either."



    Andy gently responded,"Just let Axl live. He isn't hurting anyone by drinking a lot of Coke. " Whoa. Andy sounded like Axl a little.



    Jimmy said, "He's hurting himself with his Coke soda addiction."



    Mike said, "We've got a Coke the drink addict and a Coke the drug addict. What should we do?"



    Andy said, "But Billy is taking Subutex which will help him not be addicted to Coke. And the WORST thing that can happen to Axl with his Coke soda addiction is Diabetes. Older Axl doesn't have Diabetes so our Axl who lives with us should be fine."



    Axl felt kind of good about Andy referring to him as "Our Axl."



    Mike and Jimmy pointed out that Older Axl and Young Axl were two different People technically.



    Andy still pointed out that Jimmy and Mike should let Axl keep drinking Coke excessively. They should leave Axl alone. It was just soda. He said Mike and Jimmy should mind their business when it came to Axl's love of Coca Cola. Did Axl possess Andy?



    Jimmy and Mike playfully/half seriously asked Andy if he was possessed by Axl. They pointed out he was sounding more and more like Axl.



    Andy said,"No, I'm not possessed by Axl. I just feel you guys are being judgemental when it comes to Axl's Coke drinking. It's not affecting any of us. Axl deserves to be able to drink his Coke and have fun drinking it without being judged. Axl is hard working and deserves his fun.



    Axl was still pretending to be asleep but he was smiling inside at Andy sticking up for him.



    Mike and Jimmy once again asked if Axl possessed Andy.



    Andy said exasperated,"No, I'm not possessed by Axl. Please stop saying that. It's ridiculous."



    Jimmy and Mike agreed to let the possessed questions stop and Andy thanked them and they welcomed him. They chatted for a while and went to their own rooms.
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  13. #133
    Axl had surreptitiously listened to his band mates bemoan over his high consumption of Coca-Cola: he smiled, thinking "If you only knew..."

    His skin stared to itch, he started to sweat: "It's that time again" he realized.

    Axl filled his syringe with Coca-Cola, prepped and found a vein, and injected himself: the itching stopped, the sweat went away and a feeling of profound peace and calm came over him.

    "Ahhhh...and to think I've been foolish enough to only drink this shit for years."
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  14. #134
    Mr. V, Axl is DRINKING Coke excessively, not shooting it in his veins like Heroin!
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  15. #135
    Originally Posted by Tasha View Post
    Mr. V, Axl is DRINKING Coke excessively, not shooting it in his veins like Heroin!
    Pshaw.

    Ever heard of the term "Alternate Universe?"
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  16. #136
    Axl got off the couch. He went to Billy's Room and they made out. They watched TV, snuggling with each other.



    The trust and love Axl and Billy had for each other was palpable. Axl felt vulnerable and glad he was with Billy in bed.



    Billy and he fell asleep.



    They woke up the next morning and Jimmy, Andy, Mike, Billy and Axl ate and got ready for the day.



    They went on Social Media and more and more Cakers were talking about "James's" incredibly off guitar playing at the latest Cake Cream Show.



    James sounded like a Beginner. I've been following Cake Cream for years and James's guitar playing is usually beyond awesome. I can't believe he played like a Beginner the other day. That is so out of character for him One particular post said succinctly.



    Cake Cream and Axl looked at each other intently knowing exactly why "James," sounded off.



    Axl wondered if he should get James to come back to Cake Cream and play his beyond awesome lead guitar. But he was worried Jimmy might beat him up.



    He told Jimmy his thoughts.



    Jimmy acknowledged that the Fans wanted to hear James's beyond awesome lead guitar. Jimmy acknowledged that James was a phenomenal God on Guitar. He added that he was still angry and hurt by James.



    Axl thought of a solution. He drew up a Contract that stated that if James came back to play his beyond awesome lead guitar, Jimmy wouldn't lay hands on James.



    He had Jimmy read it and pointed out that Cakers wanted to hear James play. He pointed out they were working for the Fans.



    Jimmy thought of a technical loophole and signed the Contract stating that he wouldn't lay hands on James. Axl smiled and Andy, Billy, Mike, and Axl signed as Witnesses.



    Axl called James and told him the good news that Jimmy signed a Contract stating that he wouldn't lay hands on him and asked him to be at the next Cake Cream Show. James agreed.



    Cake Cream and Axl chilled until the next day when a Cake Cream Show was scheduled. James flew in from New York for the Show. Jimmy glared at James and James giggled uncomfortably and nervously.



    Axl said,"Jimmy, remember the Contract you signed."



    Jimmy said,"Okay, Axl." Cake Cream practiced for the show and the magic of James and Jimmy's awesome guitar playing skills was was kind of back. Andy, Mike, Billy, and Axl smiled. They all put on motorcycle helmets and bulletproof vests.



    They went to the Venue and practiced again and sounded good. It was time for the Show.



    Lots of Cakers came to see Cake Cream. Cake Cream and Axl were proud. But Axl took a precaution.



    Axl said,"Anyone in Cake Cream who's birthname is James, I'm going to need you guys to play on opposite sides of the stage."



    James Dobson (James) and James King(Jimmy) agreed to listen to Axl and played on opposite sides of the stage.



    Cake Cream performed their set and James beyond awesome lead guitar complemented Jimmy's wonderful Bass Guitar. Cake Cream all sounded good but it was clear there was tension between Jimmy and James even with them at opposite sides of the stage. The Cakers enjoyed James being back to his beyond awesome lead guitar however. They cheered wildly.



    At the final Sendoff, James and Jimmy were still at opposite sides of the stage. Fans were confused but still cheered wildly. Cake Cream did an awesome show. But then something bad happened.



    Jimmy walked up to James and angrily swung his Bass Guitar hard in James's stomach with his bass guitar! James recoiled in pain. The Fans were stunned! So were Axl, James, Andy, Mike, and Billy. Jimmy had signed a legally binding Contract to not lay hands on James! How could he hit James with his Bass Guitar in his stomach?



    Axl held back Jimmy again and asked him how could he hit James in the stomach with his Bass Guitar after signing the legal binding Contract forbidding him from laying hands on James.



    Jimmy nastily responded,"The Contract states I am not allowed to lay hands on James. I hit James in his stomach with my Bass Guitar. I didn't lay hands on James. Technical Loophole."



    Axl was like,"Damn, you're right technically. I should have stated something like,"You're not allowed to hurt James at all!"



    Jimmy nastily smirked. James was stunned and Billy, Andy, and Mike tended to James who was groaning in pain. The Show was over.



    Fans shook their heads in stunned confusion and left.
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  17. #137
    Axl made a command decison to end the toxic atmosphere: he fired both James and Jimmy from Cake Cream.

    "No worries, boys" he told the remaining members; "before I fired those two idiots I reached out and found their replacements: Eric Clapton is our new lead guitariest, and Paul McCartney will play bass."

    With that he went into his bedroom and shot up some more Coke.

    "Coke is IT" he mumbled, immediately before passing out with brown foam coming out of his mouth.
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  18. #138
    Originally Posted by MisterV View Post
    Axl made a command decison to end the toxic atmosphere: he fired both James and Jimmy from Cake Cream.

    "No worries, boys" he told the remaining members; "before I fired those two idiots I reached out and found their replacements: Eric Clapton is our new lead guitariest, and Paul McCartney will play bass."

    With that he went into his bedroom and shot up some more Coke.

    "Coke is IT" he mumbled, immediately before passing out with brown foam coming out of his mouth.
    In real life, firing both Guitarists from a band the same day would be highly risky. :/ And hiring Paul McCartney and Eric Clapton as replacement Guitarists? :/ Paul and Eric are old enough to be Cake Cream's GRANDPARENTS! :/ Cake Cream are all 26, Eric Clapton is 77, Paul is 80! :/
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  19. #139
    Originally Posted by Tasha View Post
    In real life...
    Huh?

    What does "real life" have to do with it, Tasha?

    Two Axl's plus time travel equals "the unreal."

    Just roll with it; maybe you can have Paul refuse to wear a helmet, that would be exciting.

    Or perhaps Eric thinks the members of Cake Cream are talentless dildos and he tells them so?

    I'd really like it if you had Eric rewrite his epic song "Cocaine" and call it "Coca-Cola."

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  20. #140
    Originally Posted by MisterV View Post
    Originally Posted by Tasha View Post
    Mr. V, Axl is DRINKING Coke excessively, not shooting it in his veins like Heroin!
    Pshaw.

    Ever heard of the term "Alternate Universe?"
    Turns out Axl was a member of this forum and saw your comment. He destroyed all alternate universes for no reason and ours will be gone by tomorrow. The end.

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