Originally Posted by
coach belly
Originally Posted by
monet
No offense meant to coach belly
I took $200 from shylocks for the down payment on that time share
...it was 2 units over from Tony Bennett.
That's success.
I spend some time in Pigeon Forge and the surrounding area, so this is spot on. Think Branson with more complicated, basically unfathomable, liquor laws. Lots of mini-golf in Gatlinsburg and Pigeon Forge. I presume coach likes mini-golf. I do. Especially the ones with the dinosaurs.
Not too far from Cherokee, actually, if you go the back way. Get drunk if you can figure out the rules in Pigeon Forge, play mini-golf for money, then take a drunken ride to Cherokee on the back roads, seeing if you can survive driving drunk through the mountains with the hairpins and no guard rails. Fun times. I like doing it at night, after Billy Idol concerts.