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  1. #41
    So I was at the Orleans, just got into town, was staying on the 10th floor or thereabouts, and got up early, between 5 and 6 AM. I go to the elevators on my floor, hit the button, the elevator stops and the door opens. I get in with two late-20's women, hot but looking a little worn down. I immediately presume working girls. So as the elevator door closes, one asks me where I'm from. I say Tennessee. The girl says, "Tennessee? Well, welcome to Vegas, baby!" She is standing behind her friend and proceeds to wrap her arms around the other girl and starts squeezing her tits. ""She has great tits, don't you think?" she says to me. I reply, "Yes she does," and the two girls then start making out in the elevator.

    We get to the main floor, the door start to open, and I try to come up with something pithy to say. Since they probably have some preconceptions regarding life in Tennessee, I say "So I take it you two are sisters?" Well, I salute the security guy, who undoubtedly thinks they are "my" girls, and one of the girls starts, "Sisters? He thinks we're sisters?" and the other girl gets what I'm doing and says, "No, no, it's a joke. He's making a Tennessee joke."

    And that's my Christmas elevator story.

  2. #42
    Originally Posted by tableplay View Post
    Great spread - who needs restaurants if you can do it yourself.
    Merry Christmas tableplay!
    Overcooked the Prime Rib a bit by 10 degrees or so.
    Oversalted the broccoli.
    Overcooked the potatoes a bit so they were watery.
    Reminded me of instant.
    Garlic Bread didn't come out like I had planned.
    At least the gravy didn't have lumps.
    That's home cooking though.

    Edit: Gravy should never have lumps, as long as you have a blender to fix that issue.
    Last edited by monet; 12-25-2022 at 05:04 PM.

  3. #43
    Originally Posted by monet View Post
    Originally Posted by tableplay View Post
    Great spread - who needs restaurants if you can do it yourself.
    Merry Christmas tableplay!
    Overcooked the Prime Rib a bit by 10 degrees or so.
    Oversalted the broccoli.
    Overcooked the potatoes a bit so they were watery.
    Reminded me of instant.
    Garlic Bread didn't come out like I had planned.
    At least the gravy didn't have lumps.
    That's home cooking though.

    Edit: Gravy should never have lumps, as long as you have a blender to fix that issue.
    Merry Christmas Monet. I went the pizza route - a local joint was open on Christmas, so I got a small pie to go with mushroom,pepperoni, and onions. I'll have a few slices tomorrow to finish it off.

  4. #44
    Originally Posted by monet View Post
    I couldn't wait to open my present, so I opened it up early on Christmas Eve around 4pm.
    Just what I wanted too!
    10 pounds of Beef!!
    I put salt and pepper all over it and cooked it right up.
    Added in some mashed potatoes, homemade gravy, fresh garlic bread and some roasted broccoli.
    Thank you, Jesus and Happy Birthday.
    mmm, mmm good... on my way to 400 pounds yet.
    Monet,
    Do you do a slow cook?
    I sear it and put it at 240 at 20-25 minutes a pound. Out at 132. Let it rest 20+ (I like a bit more done)
    Also, I do a five day drying on the fridge with cheesecloth.
    Yours looks spot on!
    Keep your friends close, keep your drinks closer...

  5. #45
    Are you ladies still on the elevator? Now I wonder that it was Monet and Tablepooey on Redietz'. But, then, who was on Dan's? Anyway, I'm a vegetarian. Ha.
    Drug Rehabilitation + Haliburton County for the local thus clinics. The one in Haliburton town temporarily closed yields the closest, 4cast. 137 posts at NetVoid's forum, + 184 here =321.0, to overlap 3456 at the 3's, as the dimensions from 0 to 6, four by four.bb

    The unused, Zodiac bits: 'dakadu, Lake+151?s (164 char. max) seed the final two lines of the anagram solver -of lies/revenge. Franc Baconis for the capital L yields 141=69+ᘔᘖ; 397=[(10-6+9-1)^3-(1+ᘔ+ᘖ+1)^3].

    Thanks. CIA.0!

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  6. #46
    Originally Posted by TheGrimReaper View Post
    Are you ladies still on the elevator? Now I wonder that it was Monet and Tablepooey on Redietz'. But, then, who was on Dan's? Anyway, I'm a vegetarian. Ha.
    Getting all of the essential nutrients in a vegetarian diet is a tricky business. Apparently yours lacks certain nutrients essential for proper brain function.

  7. #47
    Originally Posted by tableplay View Post
    Originally Posted by TheGrimReaper View Post
    Are you ladies still on the elevator? Now I wonder that it was Monet and Tablepooey on Redietz'. But, then, who was on Dan's? Anyway, I'm a vegetarian. Ha.
    Getting all of the essential nutrients in a vegetarian diet is a tricky business. Apparently yours lacks certain nutrients essential for proper brain function.
    I haven't lost my memory, and, I don't believe everything I read, or see. Let alone any of that shit to do with Trump. Must be the aluminum you exposed yourself to, off those pizza pie pans. I mean, ever hold one? You have to scrape 'em with a dull knife or something to get the burnt cheesy stuff off, and, then, your fingers are left with that opalescence/pearlescence after holding them.

    Double P.S.S. There has to be a lot more wiener eaters dropping like flies than the vaccinated. And, persons with super big egos, let alone bodies. You can always tell a satisfied man by what he doesn't talk about.
    Last edited by TheGrimReaper; 12-26-2022 at 07:51 AM.
    Drug Rehabilitation + Haliburton County for the local thus clinics. The one in Haliburton town temporarily closed yields the closest, 4cast. 137 posts at NetVoid's forum, + 184 here =321.0, to overlap 3456 at the 3's, as the dimensions from 0 to 6, four by four.bb

    The unused, Zodiac bits: 'dakadu, Lake+151?s (164 char. max) seed the final two lines of the anagram solver -of lies/revenge. Franc Baconis for the capital L yields 141=69+ᘔᘖ; 397=[(10-6+9-1)^3-(1+ᘔ+ᘖ+1)^3].

    Thanks. CIA.0!

    Ha.

  8. #48
    Look, there's a reason Abel's offering was loved , and Cain's was despised....
    Laces Out!__DAN!

  9. #49
    Originally Posted by TheGrimReaper View Post
    Originally Posted by tableplay View Post
    Originally Posted by TheGrimReaper View Post
    Are you ladies still on the elevator? Now I wonder that it was Monet and Tablepooey on Redietz'. But, then, who was on Dan's? Anyway, I'm a vegetarian. Ha.
    Getting all of the essential nutrients in a vegetarian diet is a tricky business. Apparently yours lacks certain nutrients essential for proper brain function.
    I haven't lost my memory, and, I don't believe everything I read, or see. Let alone any of that shit to do with Trump. Must be the aluminum you exposed yourself to, off those pizza pie pans. I mean, ever hold one? You have to scrape 'em with a dull knife or something to get the burnt cheesy stuff off, and, then, your fingers are left with that opalescence/pearlescence after holding them.

    Double P.S.S. There has to be a lot more wiener eaters dropping like flies than the vaccinated. And, persons with super big egos, let alone bodies. You can always tell a satisfied man by what he doesn't talk about.
    I think you meant PPS rather than PSS. I believe there are ways that a brain can malfunction that have nothing to do with memory. In any case you are at increased risk of overexposure to the heavy metal cadmium.

  10. #50
    With three 1's,

    Originally Posted by Ray Finkle View Post
    1ook, there's a reason Abe1's offering was 1oved , and Cain's was despised....
    ---> None Of The Above (Dawson's Creek episode).

    https://anagram-solver.net/1ook,%20t....?partial=true


    I mean that after Jesus was "rejected", mankind had to go on to make up stories to try to be other than what mankind truly was/ will be. (We tell stories to ourselves, instead of tell the truth about ourselves. For example, I suspect that MrV's "man down" casino story, about online casinos not paying off, was more about himself whether the friend was actual.) An awakening of the sort found, say, in a psychological thriller in which the hero, finally, finally discovers that he was the monster all along.

    Perhaps, the one singularly true quote, from the Bible, is from John 1:11:

    "He came to that which was his own, but his own did not receive him."

    Jesus came to all of the people of the world, as a Savior. However, during His human life, He came specifically to the people of Israel. If any culture on earth should have been able to recognize the Messiah, it ought to have been God's chosen people. Israel had been given God's Word, including many prophecies of Messiah. They had been beaten down by Rome and other powerful invaders. Israel should have been looking for the Promised One, and eager to welcome Him. God came to those He had created, for the entire world, and Jesus came as a man directly to Israel. And yet, He was rejected, hated, and eventually killed by those very people. The one group of people who should have welcomed Him were the ones who called for His death! This is part of the gospel message: that even when we claim to be seeking God's will, we tend to turn away from it in order to go our own way.
    Anyway, note the distinction between a sacrifice, and, what to eat, what to kept back to eat. And, between Jesus, and, God, and whatever else. Wasn't God around before there was any "manna" of any sort? But then there had to be a beginning to things, for there to be God? So confusing. Ha, even for me.


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    66 -------------------------> Home, as in the bookends to the episode, None of the Above. It's neat how people bring up the word, grim, at post-33, and, next, God, at post-66.

    Double P.S.S. That was Redietz' idea, a while back - instead of writing P.P.S. https://vegascasinotalk.com/forum/sh...l=1#post152280 But, yes, Mr. Tablepooey, I do recall that you apprised Mr. Deech of about the same thing, a couple of years or so ago. Don't hold your breath, son.

    Anyway, I was wondering about the numeral, 1855, from the year of Kitchener Collegiate and Vocational Institute. Perhaps, as in the 5's of the G.R., there is (5555 - 3700) = (7410 - 5555) = 1855. I have come to accept 741 to do with death, and, 137 to do with life, with the Reaper in between at 555... . Notice as well that 1.111... = 2*0.555... . As well, 1855 = 1*5*371 ---> 153_371, which is a central part of my theory of everything, where the same dimension has two numerical indices of a sort.

    Double P.S.S. Hey, the sum of cubes of digits of 371 is 371. Same as that of 407 is 407.

    Hmm. "Cadmium is a chemical element with the symbol Cd and atomic number 48. This soft, silvery-white metal is chemically similar to the two other stable metals ... ." So we have 48 = (47 + 1)---> 741, another bit of death.
    Last edited by TheGrimReaper; 12-26-2022 at 11:01 AM.
    Drug Rehabilitation + Haliburton County for the local thus clinics. The one in Haliburton town temporarily closed yields the closest, 4cast. 137 posts at NetVoid's forum, + 184 here =321.0, to overlap 3456 at the 3's, as the dimensions from 0 to 6, four by four.bb

    The unused, Zodiac bits: 'dakadu, Lake+151?s (164 char. max) seed the final two lines of the anagram solver -of lies/revenge. Franc Baconis for the capital L yields 141=69+ᘔᘖ; 397=[(10-6+9-1)^3-(1+ᘔ+ᘖ+1)^3].

    Thanks. CIA.0!

    Ha.

  11. #51
    Originally Posted by TheGrimReaper View Post
    I don't believe everything I read, or see.
    And yet you bought into Redietz's PSS hook, line, and sinker. You only recall my correction to Mr. Deech after the fact, since you just made the same mistake. So much for your ironclad memory.

  12. #52
    Originally Posted by tableplay View Post
    Originally Posted by TheGrimReaper View Post
    I don't believe everything I read, or see.
    And yet you bought into Redietz's PSS hook, line, and sinker. You only recall my correction to Mr. Deech after the fact, since you just made the same mistake. So much for your ironclad memory.
    (Speaking of death) my computer crashed, for a moment. Back up and running, now.

    No, but, I do believe you are actually as stupid to believe yourself.

    I've used P.P.S. quite a few times, but, it didn't show up in the search feature.

    Maybe, it was one of my other, "deceased" pen names.
    Drug Rehabilitation + Haliburton County for the local thus clinics. The one in Haliburton town temporarily closed yields the closest, 4cast. 137 posts at NetVoid's forum, + 184 here =321.0, to overlap 3456 at the 3's, as the dimensions from 0 to 6, four by four.bb

    The unused, Zodiac bits: 'dakadu, Lake+151?s (164 char. max) seed the final two lines of the anagram solver -of lies/revenge. Franc Baconis for the capital L yields 141=69+ᘔᘖ; 397=[(10-6+9-1)^3-(1+ᘔ+ᘖ+1)^3].

    Thanks. CIA.0!

    Ha.

  13. #53
    Originally Posted by TheGrimReaper View Post

    I've used P.P.S. quite a few times, but, it didn't show up in the search feature.
    That's exactly my point - you had to rely on the search feature rather than your memory.

  14. #54
    Originally Posted by tableplay View Post
    Originally Posted by TheGrimReaper View Post
    I've used P.P.S. quite a few times, but, it didn't show up in the search feature.
    That's exactly my point - you had to rely on the search feature rather than your memory.
    Are you sure? Ha.

    To be clear, I had no problem deciphering Red's "double P.S.S." because it came back as a football play, without the P. Even had I not known that "double P.S.S." was wrong, even after being on the same page as your correction of Deech, two and a half years ago, I would have realized such after googling it. Double P.S. comes back as P.P.S., but, regardless, I wouldn't have gone with a football play, in my post a couple above, to mean P.P.S. Was only a bit more fun with Red, and the forum, to see who would, or still wouldn't, jump on it.

    Secondly, I never wrote that I didn't recall which posts of mine, when and where, contained P.P.S. Only that neither came up in a search. In which case, there was no reason to hunt for these posts, which Dan, very likely, had thus not so inadvertently deleted from behind the scenes, back months (years?) inexplicably to "clean up" the old threads, especially his own. In general, the search function has little to do with recalling things.


    Originally Posted by TheGrimReaper View Post
    I've used P.P.S. quite a few times, but, it didn't show up in the search feature.
    --->

    Cathedral of the Assumption of the Blessed Virgin Mary (Saint Petersburg).

    https://anagram-solver.net/%20Origin....?partial=true


    Originally Posted by tableplay View Post
    That's exactly my point - you had to rely on the search feature rather than your memory.
    ---> The Extramural Sanctuary of Demeter and Persephone at Cyrene, Libya.

    https://anagram-solver.net/Originall...0?partial=true


    The pottery excavated at the Sanctuary does provide useful evidence concerning both the question of its foundation and type of religious activity.
    Which is sort of on the outside, but looking in. Not every one's elevator makes it to the top.


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    Drug Rehabilitation + Haliburton County for the local thus clinics. The one in Haliburton town temporarily closed yields the closest, 4cast. 137 posts at NetVoid's forum, + 184 here =321.0, to overlap 3456 at the 3's, as the dimensions from 0 to 6, four by four.bb

    The unused, Zodiac bits: 'dakadu, Lake+151?s (164 char. max) seed the final two lines of the anagram solver -of lies/revenge. Franc Baconis for the capital L yields 141=69+ᘔᘖ; 397=[(10-6+9-1)^3-(1+ᘔ+ᘖ+1)^3].

    Thanks. CIA.0!

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  15. #55
    Originally Posted by TheGrimReaper View Post
    Are you sure? Ha.

    To be clear, I had no problem deciphering Red's "double P.S.S." because it came back as a football play, without the P. Even had I not known that "double P.S.S." was wrong, even after being on the same page as your correction of Deech, two and a half years ago, I would have realized such after googling it. Double P.S. comes back as P.P.S., but, regardless, I wouldn't have gone with a football play, in my post a couple above, to mean P.P.S. Was only a bit more fun with Red, and the forum, to see who would, or still wouldn't, jump on it.

    Secondly, I never wrote that I didn't recall which posts of mine, when and where, contained P.P.S. Only that neither came up in a search. In which case, there was no reason to hunt for these posts, which Dan, very likely, had thus not so inadvertently deleted from behind the scenes, back months (years?) inexplicably to "clean up" the old threads, especially his own. In general, the search function has little to do with recalling things.


    Originally Posted by TheGrimReaper View Post
    I've used P.P.S. quite a few times, but, it didn't show up in the search feature.
    --->

    Cathedral of the Assumption of the Blessed Virgin Mary (Saint Petersburg).

    https://anagram-solver.net/%20Origin....?partial=true


    Originally Posted by tableplay View Post
    That's exactly my point - you had to rely on the search feature rather than your memory.
    ---> The Extramural Sanctuary of Demeter and Persephone at Cyrene, Libya.

    https://anagram-solver.net/Originall...0?partial=true


    The pottery excavated at the Sanctuary does provide useful evidence concerning both the question of its foundation and type of religious activity.
    Which is sort of on the outside, but looking in. Not every one's elevator makes it to the top.


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    You used PSS rather than PPS. No amount of convoluted gobbleygook will change that moron.

  16. #56
    Originally Posted by TheGrimReaper View Post
    Originally Posted by tableplay View Post
    Originally Posted by TheGrimReaper View Post
    Are you ladies still on the elevator? Now I wonder that it was Monet and Tablepooey on Redietz'. But, then, who was on Dan's? Anyway, I'm a vegetarian. Ha.
    Getting all of the essential nutrients in a vegetarian diet is a tricky business. Apparently yours lacks certain nutrients essential for proper brain function.
    I haven't lost my memory, and, I don't believe everything I read, or see. Let alone any of that shit to do with Trump. Must be the aluminum you exposed yourself to, off those pizza pie pans. I mean, ever hold one? You have to scrape 'em with a dull knife or something to get the burnt cheesy stuff off, and, then, your fingers are left with that opalescence/pearlescence after holding them.

    Double P.S.S. There has to be a lot more wiener eaters dropping like flies than the vaccinated. And, persons with super big egos, let alone bodies. You can always tell a satisfied man by what he doesn't talk about.
    Nope. Here's the first post above in this thread that I mentioned anything to do with PSS. I wrote "double P.S.S.", which I had already determined was a football play. I had already googled Red's version it, in a different thread, days before. I wouldn't have put a football play to mean PSS (instead of PPS) whatever that means on its own.

    Originally Posted by tableplay View Post
    You used PSS rather than PPS. No amount of convoluted gobbleygook will change that moron.
    Drug Rehabilitation + Haliburton County for the local thus clinics. The one in Haliburton town temporarily closed yields the closest, 4cast. 137 posts at NetVoid's forum, + 184 here =321.0, to overlap 3456 at the 3's, as the dimensions from 0 to 6, four by four.bb

    The unused, Zodiac bits: 'dakadu, Lake+151?s (164 char. max) seed the final two lines of the anagram solver -of lies/revenge. Franc Baconis for the capital L yields 141=69+ᘔᘖ; 397=[(10-6+9-1)^3-(1+ᘔ+ᘖ+1)^3].

    Thanks. CIA.0!

    Ha.

  17. #57
    Originally Posted by TheGrimReaper View Post
    Originally Posted by TheGrimReaper View Post
    Originally Posted by tableplay View Post
    Getting all of the essential nutrients in a vegetarian diet is a tricky business. Apparently yours lacks certain nutrients essential for proper brain function.
    I haven't lost my memory, and, I don't believe everything I read, or see. Let alone any of that shit to do with Trump. Must be the aluminum you exposed yourself to, off those pizza pie pans. I mean, ever hold one? You have to scrape 'em with a dull knife or something to get the burnt cheesy stuff off, and, then, your fingers are left with that opalescence/pearlescence after holding them.

    Double P.S.S. There has to be a lot more wiener eaters dropping like flies than the vaccinated. And, persons with super big egos, let alone bodies. You can always tell a satisfied man by what he doesn't talk about.
    Nope. Here's the first post above in this thread that I mentioned anything to do with PSS. I wrote "double P.S.S.", which I had already determined was a football play. I had already googled Red's version it, in a different thread, days before. I wouldn't have put a football play to mean PSS (instead of PPS) whatever that means on its own.

    Originally Posted by tableplay View Post
    You used PSS rather than PPS. No amount of convoluted gobbleygook will change that moron.
    Context is key - you added an additional comment about wiener eaters dropping like flies after your double PSS (which would be PSSPSS). So you were clearly purposing double PSS as a post script identifier for your additional comment. Again, no amount of bullshit gobbleygook will change this.

  18. #58
    Originally Posted by Ray Finkle View Post
    Look, there's a reason Abel's offering was loved , and Cain's was despised....
    I was going to leave this alone because I liked the joke and didn't want to bother it.
    But I accidentally replied to this post instead of the other Zion one.
    So might as well tell you that this one made me chuckle but the Zion one made me laugh out loud.

    BIBLE LESSON FOR TODAY:

    Some scholars theorize that Able sacrificed the best lamb and perhaps even the first born.
    Something Pure and that was an actual sacrifice to Able.
    Cain decided to go around and pick up the worst fruit.
    The bruised or rotting fruit.
    Fruit that he wouldn't use and therefore God found his sacrifice unworthy, but God gave him a way out or a way of redemption.

    Another theory is that God requires a blood sacrifice, but I tend to believe that the problem was what I listed above as the two differences.
    Of course, we find out later, down the road, that Obedience is far greater than Sacrifice.
    God wants us to listen, he doesn't need our sacrifice as he owns and requires it all.
    100% not 10%.

    Genesis 4:1-16
    1 Samuel 15:22
    John 14:15
    Proverbs 21:3
    Romans 6:16

    Song Reco if you made it this far.
    Keith Green was kind of a big deal there for a moment.
    Some think people were looking too much on him rather than Jesus.
    The first link is more of the studio version and the 2nd is a rare video of a live performance.
    Either way, pretty good song...

    (I don't need your money; I want your life is a pretty darn good lyric and I'm pretty sure that is how God feels)



    Last edited by monet; 12-26-2022 at 08:48 PM.

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    I pissed on 6 bibles today. Fuck that book of fiction and fuck that imaginary god!

  20. #60
    Ibeatyouraces monitors this forum harder than queerJ.

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