Professional Sportsbetting

[joeblowsme]

Joeblowsmen was a porter at the Riverside when I worked the flush attacks there. He came along every few hours sweeping up the coin wrappers and emptying the ash trays.

Over the intercom we would hear: "Porter to the restroom! Porter to the restroom!" And Joeblowsmen would come scurrying by.

He's now a janitor at a high school known as Joeblowsboys.

Obviously the origin of my username went way over your head. Not surprising, you jump straight to homo fantasies. Now we really know why you look back so fondly on those days. Nice to see you’ve graduated from Laughlin to shithole casinos in podunk Oklahoma. Keep crushing it, LC.

Hey, joeblowsboys! Porter to the restroom, snitch! Porter to the restroom! Monet is waiting for you. Which one of you is the top?

Yup, ignoring the substance of my post with no rebuttal. Truth hurts doesn’t it?

[mickeycrimm]

Obviously the origin of my username went way over your head. Not surprising, you jump straight to homo fantasies. Now we really know why you look back so fondly on those days. Nice to see you’ve graduated from Laughlin to shithole casinos in podunk Oklahoma. Keep crushing it, LC.

Hey, joeblowsboys! Porter to the restroom, snitch! Porter to the restroom! Monet is waiting for you. Which one of you is the top?

Yup, ignoring the substance of my post with no rebuttal. Truth hurts doesn’t it?

Who gives a fuck about the substance of your ignorant ass post? I don't.

Porter to the restroom! Porter to the restroom!

[joeblowsme]

Hey, joeblowsboys! Porter to the restroom, snitch! Porter to the restroom! Monet is waiting for you. Which one of you is the top?

Yup, ignoring the substance of my post with no rebuttal. Truth hurts doesn’t it?

Who gives a fuck about the substance of your ignorant ass post? I don't.

Porter to the restroom! Porter to the restroom!

Yup typical from good old LC. Your pathetic, lonely, alcohol-soaked life is denigrated for all to see and you can’t even muster an argument. Poor thing.

[mickeycrimm]

Yup, ignoring the substance of my post with no rebuttal. Truth hurts doesn’t it?

Who gives a fuck about the substance of your ignorant ass post? I don't.

Porter to the restroom! Porter to the restroom!

Yup typical from good old LC. Your pathetic, lonely, alcohol-soaked life is denigrated for all to see and you can’t even muster an argument. Poor thing.

Porter to the restroom!

[joeblowsme]

Who gives a fuck about the substance of your ignorant ass post? I don't.

Porter to the restroom! Porter to the restroom!

Yup typical from good old LC. Your pathetic, lonely, alcohol-soaked life is denigrated for all to see and you can’t even muster an argument. Poor thing.

Porter to the restroom!

You a broken record LC? Never been a “porter” never will be. You’re the only one out of the two of us that have held such a degrading job. Your spineless self is showing LC!

[redietz]

Having "actual clients" is evidence of the opposite of being a professional sports better.

Actually, you're wrong. How many times do you think Billy Walters filed his taxes as a "professional sports bettor?" LOL.

The idea is to get to the recognition level, via third party monitoring, where people partner with you directly based on your track record and personal reputation. Second is to get to the level where people, who know each other, partner with you so everyone knows they are getting the same plays, which are tracked by both the second parties and preferably neutral third parties.

If you are extremely effective, third is to get to the point where people who have been in the sports betting business for decades, including presidents of companies, hand their money to you to bet hands-on directly, while these people know each other and can compare notes. And you get a percentage of profits as your payment while everyone has access to the same plays.

Or, conversely, if you are a posing bullshitter, you can go on forums, proclaim that you're an AP and winning sports bettor. Then post some videos proclaiming that "I'm a winner" with no monitoring, no third party record-keeping, no public reporting of your business record or personal history. Nobody who tracks exactly what you have done for a year, or three years, or five years, or decades. And keep your clients/partners separate from each other and have zero public accountability. But explain that you are a "sharp" because you know you are. Oh, and import some stock market lingo because, well, that helps.

Carry on, smurger. I hate to interrupt someone as expert as you. I defer to your vast experience.

LOL, mcrap says I'm the one that writes about what other people are doing? HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

You're a dinosaur ditz. You old has been sports bettors are just like the old poker players. The high tech wiz kids took poker to a much higher level and they've done the same with sports betting. They've left you behind ditz. Kill yourself.

They've left me behind, I sob. Yes, the days of some poor tortured soul (you know, the guy who tested in the top half of a percent in any kind of intelligence test) are done. Replaced by a pantheon of whiz kids. And yes, the days of the dude who could memorize an LA Times page of college football stats and spit them back at people in an hour or so -- I must admit, cannot do that any longer. That's why I print them out in my old age -- LOL. And the days of being in the top one percent in cardio fitness and testing at 100% in the old Marine Corp running tests, so those 18-hour football-season days couldn't dent me, also those days are done. Now I hobble three miles a day along the venerable Tweetsie Trail, which mickey might like since it's an old railroad bed.

I sob for my lost abilities. But somehow, somehow, I'm managing to clobber the UFL. Must be luck. The luck of the decrepit and low IQ. By the way, if Shackleford and I took an IQ test, I'm not an underdog. It's okay, mickey, you can contact my old high school and look it up. I mention that only because Shack made a spectacle of his getting Mensa status. I never joined Mensa -- I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. I might make an exception for the Hellfire Club.

Fortunately, I have surrounded myself with people so that, if we're sitting at a table, I'm the dumbest dude with a seat. As I like to say, "If you're the smartest guy in the room, you are in the wrong room."

And mickey, I love dinosaurs. When I was 12, I spent hours in each dinosaur room of the American Museum of Natural History in New York. Before Jurassic Park was even a thing. So I appreciate you referring to me as a dinosaur. I use a dinosaur analogy myself when explaining if "the mob" has influence in LV these days.

Carry on, my wayward son.

[smurgerburger]

I wonder if it's always the guy who is obsessed with status that thinks that everyone else is, in an almost paranoid fashion. Perhaps so.

[Rob.Singer]

Actually, you're wrong. How many times do you think Billy Walters filed his taxes as a "professional sports bettor?" LOL.

The idea is to get to the recognition level, via third party monitoring, where people partner with you directly based on your track record and personal reputation. Second is to get to the level where people, who know each other, partner with you so everyone knows they are getting the same plays, which are tracked by both the second parties and preferably neutral third parties.

If you are extremely effective, third is to get to the point where people who have been in the sports betting business for decades, including presidents of companies, hand their money to you to bet hands-on directly, while these people know each other and can compare notes. And you get a percentage of profits as your payment while everyone has access to the same plays.

Or, conversely, if you are a posing bullshitter, you can go on forums, proclaim that you're an AP and winning sports bettor. Then post some videos proclaiming that "I'm a winner" with no monitoring, no third party record-keeping, no public reporting of your business record or personal history. Nobody who tracks exactly what you have done for a year, or three years, or five years, or decades. And keep your clients/partners separate from each other and have zero public accountability. But explain that you are a "sharp" because you know you are. Oh, and import some stock market lingo because, well, that helps.

Carry on, smurger. I hate to interrupt someone as expert as you. I defer to your vast experience.

LOL, mcrap says I'm the one that writes about what other people are doing? HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

You're a dinosaur ditz. You old has been sports bettors are just like the old poker players. The high tech wiz kids took poker to a much higher level and they've done the same with sports betting. They've left you behind ditz. Kill yourself.

They've left me behind, I sob. Yes, the days of some poor tortured soul (you know, the guy who tested in the top half of a percent in any kind of intelligence test) are done. Replaced by a pantheon of whiz kids. And yes, the days of the dude who could memorize an LA Times page of college football stats and spit them back at people in an hour or so -- I must admit, cannot do that any longer. That's why I print them out in my old age -- LOL. And the days of being in the top one percent in cardio fitness and testing at 100% in the old Marine Corp running tests, so those 18-hour football-season days couldn't dent me, also those days are done. Now I hobble three miles a day along the venerable Tweetsie Trail, which mickey might like since it's an old railroad bed.

I sob for my lost abilities. But somehow, somehow, I'm managing to clobber the UFL. Must be luck. The luck of the decrepit and low IQ. By the way, if Shackleford and I took an IQ test, I'm not an underdog. It's okay, mickey, you can contact my old high school and look it up. I mention that only because Shack made a spectacle of his getting Mensa status. I never joined Mensa -- I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. I might make an exception for the Hellfire Club.

Fortunately, I have surrounded myself with people so that, if we're sitting at a table, I'm the dumbest dude with a seat. As I like to say, "If you're the smartest guy in the room, you are in the wrong room."

And mickey, I love dinosaurs. When I was 12, I spent hours in each dinosaur room of the American Museum of Natural History in New York. Before Jurassic Park was even a thing. So I appreciate you referring to me as a dinosaur. I use a dinosaur analogy myself when explaining if "the mob" has influence in LV these days.

Carry on, my wayward son.

According to VCT current stats, 8767 viewers just saw that rap red. You probably had something to do with THAT too.

Weird. Just plain weird.

BTW....in the right room with the right collection of NORMAL intelligent people, being the smartest person in the room is quite the advantage. And I would know.

[redietz]

LOL, mcrap says I'm the one that writes about what other people are doing? HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

You're a dinosaur ditz. You old has been sports bettors are just like the old poker players. The high tech wiz kids took poker to a much higher level and they've done the same with sports betting. They've left you behind ditz. Kill yourself.

They've left me behind, I sob. Yes, the days of some poor tortured soul (you know, the guy who tested in the top half of a percent in any kind of intelligence test) are done. Replaced by a pantheon of whiz kids. And yes, the days of the dude who could memorize an LA Times page of college football stats and spit them back at people in an hour or so -- I must admit, cannot do that any longer. That's why I print them out in my old age -- LOL. And the days of being in the top one percent in cardio fitness and testing at 100% in the old Marine Corp running tests, so those 18-hour football-season days couldn't dent me, also those days are done. Now I hobble three miles a day along the venerable Tweetsie Trail, which mickey might like since it's an old railroad bed.

I sob for my lost abilities. But somehow, somehow, I'm managing to clobber the UFL. Must be luck. The luck of the decrepit and low IQ. By the way, if Shackleford and I took an IQ test, I'm not an underdog. It's okay, mickey, you can contact my old high school and look it up. I mention that only because Shack made a spectacle of his getting Mensa status. I never joined Mensa -- I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. I might make an exception for the Hellfire Club.

Fortunately, I have surrounded myself with people so that, if we're sitting at a table, I'm the dumbest dude with a seat. As I like to say, "If you're the smartest guy in the room, you are in the wrong room."

And mickey, I love dinosaurs. When I was 12, I spent hours in each dinosaur room of the American Museum of Natural History in New York. Before Jurassic Park was even a thing. So I appreciate you referring to me as a dinosaur. I use a dinosaur analogy myself when explaining if "the mob" has influence in LV these days.

Carry on, my wayward son.

According to VCT current stats, 8767 viewers just saw that rap red. You probably had something to do with THAT too.

Weird. Just plain weird.

BTW....in the right room with the right collection of NORMAL intelligent people, being the smartest person in the room is quite the advantage. And I would know.

And you'll have the opportunity to demonstrate that. First week in June -- you and your wife nice dinner on me in LV, probably Vic and Anthony's. Or the old Circus Circus steakhouse if you prefer. Email me if you can make it at IntegritySports@aol.com. We'll work out the details.

Be there or be square.

[MisterV]

Hey, can I referee the "Battle of the Brains" between Robert and redietz, the same as I'm to ref the "MY Credit Score is bigger than yours" contest between redietz and coach belly (from Gambling Forums)?

Let's schedule the fetes of strength for the same day as I have other things to do...like gamble.

I don't have much preference as to which strip casino you pay for me to stay at, but a meal at Circus Circus steakhouse is a requirement to lure me to sin city.

Oh, will you cover my air fare as well?

It's GOOD to be the referee.

[Rob.Singer]

They've left me behind, I sob. Yes, the days of some poor tortured soul (you know, the guy who tested in the top half of a percent in any kind of intelligence test) are done. Replaced by a pantheon of whiz kids. And yes, the days of the dude who could memorize an LA Times page of college football stats and spit them back at people in an hour or so -- I must admit, cannot do that any longer. That's why I print them out in my old age -- LOL. And the days of being in the top one percent in cardio fitness and testing at 100% in the old Marine Corp running tests, so those 18-hour football-season days couldn't dent me, also those days are done. Now I hobble three miles a day along the venerable Tweetsie Trail, which mickey might like since it's an old railroad bed.

I sob for my lost abilities. But somehow, somehow, I'm managing to clobber the UFL. Must be luck. The luck of the decrepit and low IQ. By the way, if Shackleford and I took an IQ test, I'm not an underdog. It's okay, mickey, you can contact my old high school and look it up. I mention that only because Shack made a spectacle of his getting Mensa status. I never joined Mensa -- I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. I might make an exception for the Hellfire Club.

Fortunately, I have surrounded myself with people so that, if we're sitting at a table, I'm the dumbest dude with a seat. As I like to say, "If you're the smartest guy in the room, you are in the wrong room."

And mickey, I love dinosaurs. When I was 12, I spent hours in each dinosaur room of the American Museum of Natural History in New York. Before Jurassic Park was even a thing. So I appreciate you referring to me as a dinosaur. I use a dinosaur analogy myself when explaining if "the mob" has influence in LV these days.

Carry on, my wayward son.

According to VCT current stats, 8767 viewers just saw that rap red. You probably had something to do with THAT too.

Weird. Just plain weird.

BTW....in the right room with the right collection of NORMAL intelligent people, being the smartest person in the room is quite the advantage. And I would know.

And you'll have the opportunity to demonstrate that. First week in June -- you and your wife nice dinner on me in LV, probably Vic and Anthony's. Or the old Circus Circus steakhouse if you prefer. Email me if you can make it at IntegritySports@aol.com. We'll work out the details.

Be there or be square.

Demonstrate it? I've already performed that task a hundred times over throughout the years!

I rarely discuss forum stuff with my wife, but she "laughed like Kamala" when I told her the guy who said he would meet us anywhere in the US to interview me on what it was like to hit that $1.5mil jackpot as well as the effect on her--AND WAS A NO-SHOW AFTER I PROVIDED THE EXACT DATE, TIME, AND LOCATION ON THE MAINE COAST--offered to do it again in LV!!

And she already figured out years ago that my "Intelligence" job title has carried on wherever I go and whatever I do. Which coincidentally, would make her the SECOND smartest person in any room you & I were already in.

[coach belly]

It's GOOD to be the referee.

Maybe, but it pays better to be a contestant in the main event.

So if V is demanding hotel & airfare, then I'm expecting the same, plus an appearance fee.

I'm also interested in the fetes of strength competition...what are the details?

[Garnabby]

Last time, it was four u (jdog), but, this time it's u four.


If taking gambling forXms serioXsly is stXpid, then KJ, Red, and Singer, lost oXt only to Crimm. Ha.

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I don't know, but, how else to describe it?

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[Rob.Singer]

Hey, can I referee the "Battle of the Brains" between Robert and redietz, the same as I'm to ref the "MY Credit Score is bigger than yours" contest between redietz and coach belly (from Gambling Forums)?

Let's schedule the fetes of strength for the same day as I have other things to do...like gamble.

I don't have much preference as to which strip casino you pay for me to stay at, but a meal at Circus Circus steakhouse is a requirement to lure me to sin city.

Oh, will you cover my air fare as well?

It's GOOD to be the referee.

This is little people pnuts money stuff V.

I will get you a rt ticket and 3 nights at Venetian with a rental car along with a meal at CC Steakhouse, if you can get your little twit pal kew to join us. The last time I invited the fairy and his imaginary baby bro to dine with us there, he ran scared shitless.

As for red---aka Legend in his own Mind---we don't invite him. We extended our stay in Maine by one day just because we thought he wouldn't cower out. Now Cindy sees him as a spineless nobody.

[redietz]

Hey, can I referee the "Battle of the Brains" between Robert and redietz, the same as I'm to ref the "MY Credit Score is bigger than yours" contest between redietz and coach belly (from Gambling Forums)?

Let's schedule the fetes of strength for the same day as I have other things to do...like gamble.

I don't have much preference as to which strip casino you pay for me to stay at, but a meal at Circus Circus steakhouse is a requirement to lure me to sin city.

Oh, will you cover my air fare as well?

It's GOOD to be the referee.

This is little people pnuts money stuff V.

I will get you a rt ticket and 3 nights at Venetian with a rental car along with a meal at CC Steakhouse, if you can get your little twit pal kew to join us. The last time I invited the fairy and his imaginary baby bro to dine with us there, he ran scared shitless.

As for red---aka Legend in his own Mind---we don't invite him. We extended our stay in Maine by one day just because we thought he wouldn't cower out. Now Cindy sees him as a spineless nobody.

Rob had to verify in advance that his wife would be part of the interview on site. He had to provide a phone number where I could verify that directly with his wife in person. Or I could verify it via a Zoom with his wife in advance. Since those were my rules, and the expenses were mine, and he failed to do any of that, I wasn't heading to Maine. I gave he and his wife plenty of time.

I did many interviews for a handful of newspapers-- Shenandoah Evening Herald, Valley View Citizen Standard, Pottsville Republican (a paper which won a Pulitzer and eventually absorbed the Herald), plus my own writing, including for The Gangster Chronicles. A few months ago, I had a discussion with the famous Pennsylvania bookmaker, Mike Stockunas, who tragically passed a few days after the interview. If you Google him, you'll find some interesting stuff. While in prison, he gave Michael Douglas' son some accounting lessons.

In addition, I was one of the investigators for the SSDPE (Society for the Scientific Documentation of Paranormal Experiments), a gentler but professional alternative to CSICOP. Rob's claims are so out there probabilistically, that most of the SSDPE interview protocols were going to be followed.

The fact is, I was trained as a journalist and interviewer under Robert Gannon, Adventure Editor for Popular Science. Gannon was my advisor at Penn State. I have some idea how to conduct an interview. By the way, I was impressed with Mission's published interviews. He is a good detail-oriented interviewer. Not flashy, more Dragnet than me, which is saying something because I think that I'm very Dragnet. But Mission comes across as even more so. I actually go into interviewing others with more structure than Mission, I think, but the end product by Mission appears more tightly structured when he's done.

Rob seems to like publicity unless his wife is in the same room. A lot of guys are like that. Holding forth unless a family member is present who has to verify (on video and on record) that what's being said is true and correct.

Invitation is open. And Rob, you don't have to bring the wife if you don't want to. Just email me. That's the best I can do. If you want, I can bring along a videographer. But I was just going with the idea of buying you and the wife dinner. Kumbaya and all that.

I should have my dates by Monday. I have UFL this weekend.

And yeah, kewlJ is invited. Just wear a mask. Or women's makeup. Nothing says "subtle" like dinner with one of the guys from the Bud Light commercials.

[Rob.Singer]

Who cares about youth collection of bs--you lie almost as much to me as you do mickey.

Take some brain medicine. After I said I'd meet you while my wife was obviously on the trip with me (duh) you panicked. That's when you added a requirement that one of my kids be there as well.

Weird. Just plain weird.

[kewlJ]

And yeah, kewlJ is invited. Just wear a mask. Or women's makeup. Nothing says "subtle" like dinner with one of the guys from the Bud Light commercials.

Do me a favor Redeitz, just leave me out of all the silliness about meet-ups and really anything to do with Rob.

I don't have a problem with you Red at all, with the possible exception of your views and obsession with anonymity and knowing peoples names and identities. I find that weird. I chalked it up to you not being an AP, like a card counter that needs to hide their identity from casinos, but even if you aren't, you know about this stuff and what it means to be an AP and particularly a card counter AP. So it is bizarre to me that you either continue to not understand that, or maybe pretend you don't.....for whatever reason.

I further assumed you wanted everyone to know your real name and address on Colonel Nathan Forrest Drive in Tennessee (that you mentioned 100 times) because it would take people to info about who you were and what you did 30-40 years ago in sports betting. Bizarrely it took people to info that you don't pay your property tax on time. And I really don't care about that or whatever reason you claim. That is your business.

Now Rob Singer. This guy was supposed to meet up with MaxPen at South Point 2 summers ago. And a month later with Dan Druff at GVR. Haven't forgotten those fiascos have you? Before that there was supposed to be a meetup with Axelwolf and Maxpen in Pheonix to view this make believe Newell RV. But that would be too easy, so Rob re-scheduled it for hundreds of miles away in Colorado and gave anyone interested 2 days notice. The guy is a clown and a troll. Why are you wasting time on him.

He talks about me chickening out of meeting him at circus circus. I didn't know anything about that. Never agreed to meet him anywhere. I have said before, I wouldn't walk across the street to meet him. Why would I? He has said viciously nasty things about me, my family, my late spouse. Why would I meet with him under any circumstances? He also said those same nasty things about your late wife. But if you have a desire to meet with him....go for it.

I have seen Shackleford at least 4 times now at casinos, and never approached him. The last time 6 months ago at Durango on opening day or the first couple days. When I mentioned that to Mike, he said, I should approach him and introduce myself, that he would like to meet me. I just don't do that. I don't meet other AP's or players. I see no point unless I am partnering with them on a play. The one AP I do meet occasionally and have worked with, the relationship only came about because it was a business transaction.

There is just no benefit vs a fair amount of risk for me. So please, just play your games without me, Ok? Nothing personal.

[coach belly]

So please, just play your games without me, Ok?

I suspect that your plea will fall on deaf ears (or blind eyes, as the case may be).

You made yourself a target, you'll be stuck inside the dunk tank forever.

[MDawg]

Look at the lengths to which this Fraud goes to try to imply that she does more than tunnel dwell and turn tricks.

FraudJ had a highly refined blackjack story that he worked for almost 2 decades before he outed himself as the tunnel dwelling male prostitute fraud that he is.

The only times UNKewlJ is inside a casino is to further male prostitution.

C'Mon UNKewlJ, for years now APs have been saying you’re nothing more than a low end video poker player, and now we have more than one person who has seen you playing very low end blackjack only as a cover for sugar daddy play.

[MisterV]

Robert did offer to meet me on the Oregon coast and I suspect he would have shown up had we reached an agreement in that regard.

In hindsight, I probably erred in not meeting up with him: like him or not, he's "An Original" and IIRC he would have paid for my meal at Pelican Brewery in Pacific City.

Oh well...the roads not taken are many...