Do you really think I don't want to be on a podcast?
I can't believe people are this detached from reality. You really don't get it?
Account, I am going to cut you a break by telling you that you are writing exactly what I want you to write. It's frightening.
Jesus. I just gave you a post, directly above, that has a parallel foreshadowing of someone doing exactly what I wanted them to do. And you didn't get the hint. At all. You need to break yourself of the idea that you're the smartest guy in the room. Or the forum. Or any public bathroom.