I don't have time to wade through all the junk. If you're going to be in Bristol, give me a shout on this thread regarding when and I'll try to get up there. I have a lot going on surprisingly, given the time of year, but I'll make an effort.
People, try to stay out of this thread, please. No junk off topic posting.
I'm here to start the off-topic, junk posting.
I like slurping noodles.
Slurping Noodles is good!
You said "try".
I tried but failed.
Just a FYI thing. In the gay community slurping noodles refers to oral sex with an older dude that can't get it up anymore. It originates from the older "queens" hitting on the younger guys at bars. The younger guys respond, with a slurping noodles reference.Originally Posted by monet
I would guess that is not your meaning, and if it is, unlike many here, I don't care what you do in your personal life. Just wanted to let you know. Enjoy slurping your noodles.
I've been constantly posting to redietz for over 3 years about his gook mistress and slurping noodles but all of a sudden, I'm sucking cock.Originally Posted by kewlJJust a FYI thing. In the gay community slurping noodles refers to oral sex with an older dude that can't get it up anymore. It originates from the older "queens" hitting on the younger guys at bars. The younger guys respond, with a slurping noodles reference.Originally Posted by monet
I would guess that is not your meaning, and if it is, unlike many here, I don't care what you do in your personal life. Just wanted to let you know. Enjoy slurping your noodles.
I didn't say you are sucking cock. Nor would I care if you were. I was just making you aware of a meaning in circles I suspect you are not familiar with.Originally Posted by monetI've been constantly posting to redietz for over 3 years about his gook mistress and slurping noodles but all of a sudden, I'm sucking cock.Originally Posted by kewlJJust a FYI thing. In the gay community slurping noodles refers to oral sex with an older dude that can't get it up anymore. It originates from the older "queens" hitting on the younger guys at bars. The younger guys respond, with a slurping noodles reference.Originally Posted by monet
I would guess that is not your meaning, and if it is, unlike many here, I don't care what you do in your personal life. Just wanted to let you know. Enjoy slurping your noodles.
KJ, you must of had loads of fun slurping your dead octagenarian husband's noodle a thousand times. Did you use soy sauce?Originally Posted by kewlJJust a FYI thing. In the gay community slurping noodles refers to oral sex with an older dude that can't get it up anymore. It originates from the older "queens" hitting on the younger guys at bars. The younger guys respond, with a slurping noodles reference.Originally Posted by monet
I would guess that is not your meaning, and if it is, unlike many here, I don't care what you do in your personal life. Just wanted to let you know. Enjoy slurping your noodles.
"More importantly, mickey thought 8-4 was two games over .500. Argued about it. C'mon, man. Nothing can top that for math expertise. If GWAE ever has you on again, you can be sure I'll be calling in with that gem.'Nuff said." REDIETZ
Troll much Crimm?Originally Posted by mickeycrimm
An octogenarian is someone in their 80's. My late partner was in his mid 50's when he passed away. I guess this is one of those instances where mickey "is not posting in good faith", as AinQ called it.
It is funny that if someone else where to do what mickey just did, he would call them a serial liar. When he does it, ahh..."he is not posting in good faith".
The MickeyCrimm double standard. Mickey never lets the truth get in the way of a good troll.
Well, I assume I'm older than monet, so I guess he's hitting on me, not that there's anything wrong with that. All this time he kept talking to me about slurping noodles, and I just didn't get it. Damn. I wonder how many other pickup lines I miss on a day to day basis.
Yeah, monet almost never mentions my significant other. He just talks noodle slurping. I should have figured it out, but it went right over my head, or around my head, or under my legs or somewhere.
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My Hong Kong Chink Wife is going to be PISSED!Originally Posted by redietz
I'm always amazed by most people here having little to no clue about other posters ages. I' m certain I can tell you most of the regulars ages within 2-3 years. Most of them exact age.Originally Posted by redietz
So is there anybody anywhere close to my age? Tasha is very close to my age from things she has said, but, well, I mean anybody else?Originally Posted by Ozzy
I am thinking Axelwolf is in his 50's (not sure early, mid, late) and a few years ago when Monet was talking about dying and thought he had cancer or something he indicated he was in his late 40's which would make him 50's now. Those would be not too far off. But is there anybody else even close to me? I feel more and more like I am dealing with all older dudes who are just playing games and not being serious about anything.
Edit: I forgot about Zenking. He is even a bit younger than me. I don't know if he counts as a regular or a visitor that pops in to vent.
You and Tasha are 40 this year. Alex is 51. ZenK over/under 30. Monet for privacy reasons will witholdOriginally Posted by kewlJSo is there anybody anywhere close to my age? Tasha is very close to my age from things she has said, but, well, I mean anybody else?Originally Posted by Ozzy
I am thinking Axelwolf is in his 50's (not sure early, mid, late) and a few years ago when Monet was talking about dying and thought he had cancer or something he indicated he was in his late 40's which would make him 50's now. Those would be not too far off. But is there anybody else even close to me? I feel more and more like I am dealing with all older dudes who are just playing games and not being serious about anything.
Edit: I forgot about Zenking. He is even a bit younger than me. I don't know if he counts as a regular or a visitor that pops in to vent.
You are off 5 years or more on at least one of these.Originally Posted by OzzyYou and Tasha are 40 this year. Alex is 51. ZenK over/under 30. Monet for privacy reasons will withold
Not according to my ID.Originally Posted by OzzyYou and Tasha are 40 this year. Alex is 51. ZenK over/under 30. Monet for privacy reasons will witholdOriginally Posted by kewlJSo is there anybody anywhere close to my age? Tasha is very close to my age from things she has said, but, well, I mean anybody else?Originally Posted by Ozzy
I am thinking Axelwolf is in his 50's (not sure early, mid, late) and a few years ago when Monet was talking about dying and thought he had cancer or something he indicated he was in his late 40's which would make him 50's now. Those would be not too far off. But is there anybody else even close to me? I feel more and more like I am dealing with all older dudes who are just playing games and not being serious about anything.
Edit: I forgot about Zenking. He is even a bit younger than me. I don't know if he counts as a regular or a visitor that pops in to vent.
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Tell her I know where she can get some Barilla.
You know that's the wrong type of noodle.Originally Posted by redietz
She would only eat that if I cooked it.
She slurps rice noodles for the most part.
I make her buy this 3 Lady Brand when it's in stock.
3 Ladies Good.
Get the small size, if you can, as the medium and large is too big, in my opinion that is.
THANK GOD!
Ditzmeister, I'll stay out of this thread if you stay out of the sportsbetting thead.Originally Posted by redietz
"More importantly, mickey thought 8-4 was two games over .500. Argued about it. C'mon, man. Nothing can top that for math expertise. If GWAE ever has you on again, you can be sure I'll be calling in with that gem.'Nuff said." REDIETZ
He can't afford soy sauce.
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