cheating

[Rob.Singer]

V, regarding whether or not it is wise to work a cheat with more than you alone: definitely not smart. You can never, ever be sure a "partner" won't tell someone, or if they would sing if they were arrested. For the same reason, you would always keep your scheme private until at least the statute of limitations passes.

[MisterV]

Hey, I am not looking for ways to actually cheat: that ain't my modus operandi.

No,it's more of a hypothetical question.

I've read threads and articles about various methods and hey, what do you know, they got caught ... but then how else would we have heard about it?

[Gottlob1]

I wouldn't do it alone because a few of those really big baccarat players who couldn't make their markers disappeared off the face of the Earth. Beyond that, if I told you how to (hypothetically) actually do it, you would call me daft, again. Ha.

[MisterV]

LOL, I'd call you "daft" even if your Theory of Everything were proven true.

Nothing wrong with being daft, in fact in this day and age eccentricity is a bit of a positive.

[tableplay]

By cheating you mean outright theft?

I am referring to what we'd likely recognize as cheating a casino, e.g. past posting, "capping" a casino chip, marking cards and the like.

Stealing a cash box would be beyond what I'd call cheating albeit both are illegal.

Perhaps live poker team collusion. Devil's advocates would say this is cheating other players and not the casino. and they'd be right.

[ZenKinG]

I'm an honest guy, a straight shooter, but that doesn't mean I always have pure thoughts ... about gambling.

At times I ask myself "If I wanted to, what would be the best way to cheat a casino?"

I am envisioning a move with potential for big profit and small risk of detection.

Could I pull it off alone, or would I need a partner, or perhaps be in cahoots with the dealer?

So "purely hypothetically," what might be the best cheat moves?

Imagine needing to cheat to beat the casino. That's why I'm the best. Very few in the history of AP have made what I have from direct profits. Not some multi card bullshit, team play, or even slots in general. Straight solo direct profits beating a game straight up. It's alright Mr. V, gambling isn't for everyone. Stick to retirement.

[MisterV]

Thanks for the advice ZenKing but I think I'll ignore it.

[Rob.Singer]

Thanks for the advice ZenKing but I think I'll ignore it.

Hey V, doesn't kew trying to use you for your unequalled kindness feel like he "cheated" you? Especially when he asked for professional advice when he KNEW it was all a lie?

And you say you FORGIVE such a scumbag?

I hope you don't have any daughters.....

[MisterV]

It really was no big deal.

Heck, I forgive both you and MDawg for your "trespasses" as well.

[Rob.Singer]

V come on. The script here is to make the little nervous compulsive liar feel as bad as he possibly can! That way we'll get more poorly written, ill-prepared, and nervously untruthful (ha!--what else?) essays loaded with deflections about others spun with his "hey guys--I'm one of those millennial jerks!" specialty: misstatements, innuendos, and sleazy lies.

We LIKE that stuff!

[ZenKinG]

Thanks for the advice ZenKing but I think I'll ignore it.

Like most people. Go ask how all my stocks have done. Ignore that too. Keep hanging yourselves. That's the biggest payback. Life. I got zero worries

[DGenBen]

Thanks for the advice ZenKing but I think I'll ignore it.

Like most people. Go ask how all my stocks have done. Ignore that too. Keep hanging yourselves. That's the biggest payback. Life. I got zero worries

V, looks like you missed your shot to be as worry free, relaxed, content, & fully self-actualized as ZenKing.

[monet]

I'm an honest guy, a straight shooter, but that doesn't mean I always have pure thoughts ... about gambling.

At times I ask myself "If I wanted to, what would be the best way to cheat a casino?"

I am envisioning a move with potential for big profit and small risk of detection.

Could I pull it off alone, or would I need a partner, or perhaps be in cahoots with the dealer?

So "purely hypothetically," what might be the best cheat moves?

Imagine needing to cheat to beat the casino. That's why I'm the best. Very few in the history of AP have made what I have from direct profits. Not some multi card bullshit, team play, or even slots in general. Straight solo direct profits beating a game straight up. It's alright Mr. V, gambling isn't for everyone. Stick to retirement.

Probably the dumbest thing you ever said.
Playing the game "Straight Up" is for Suckers.

[accountinquestion]

Thanks for the advice ZenKing but I think I'll ignore it.

Like most people. Go ask how all my stocks have done. Ignore that too. Keep hanging yourselves. That's the biggest payback. Life. I got zero worries

V, looks like you missed your shot to be as worry free, relaxed, content, & fully self-actualized as ZenKing.

Zenking needs to post more. He fits in so great with his relaxed exceptionally successful style.

[MisterV]

Zenking needs to post more. He fits in so great with his relaxed exceptionally successful style.

How true that is: so refreshing to read tales of casino dragon slaying from a forum posterr who actually claims he WINS in casinos.

He can be at the head of the parade, raising and lowering his baton in time to the primeval beat of life in sin city while the rest of us follow, out of step, clueless, eyes focused on the pavement, constantly seeking traction on the slippery slope of defeat.

He's an inspiration I tell ya.

[tableplay]

Straight solo direct profits beating a game straight up.

Like Monet wrote, playing straight up is for suckers.

[ZenKinG]

Yeah, it's for suckers that actually have a brain. The ones looking for that short term quick hit to riches leaks into your overall life in so many ways. You're only cheating yourself at the end of the day. That mentality is trash. I'm not saying you shouldn't take advantage of mistakes, procedures, promotions in your favor or things like that cause I have zero morals inside of a casino due to the scum that run these joints, but needing to 'cheat' and risk a criminal record. Yeah that's also for the scum. Not only do I not cheat, ive been cheated my whole career and still can't be fucking stopped. King of the jungle. Best ever and it isn't even fucking close. Suggest you guys stick to corporate america

[jbjb]

Yeah, it's for suckers that actually have a brain. The ones looking for that short term quick hit to riches leaks into your overall life in so many ways. You're only cheating yourself at the end of the day. That mentality is trash. I'm not saying you shouldn't take advantage of mistakes, procedures, promotions in your favor or things like that cause I have zero morals inside of a casino due to the scum that run these joints, but needing to 'cheat' and risk a criminal record. Yeah that's also for the scum. Not only do I not cheat, ive been cheated my whole career and still can't be fucking stopped. King of the jungle. Best ever and it isn't even fucking close. Suggest you guys stick to corporate america

[ZenKinG]

Yeah, it's for suckers that actually have a brain. The ones looking for that short term quick hit to riches leaks into your overall life in so many ways. You're only cheating yourself at the end of the day. That mentality is trash. I'm not saying you shouldn't take advantage of mistakes, procedures, promotions in your favor or things like that cause I have zero morals inside of a casino due to the scum that run these joints, but needing to 'cheat' and risk a criminal record. Yeah that's also for the scum. Not only do I not cheat, ive been cheated my whole career and still can't be fucking stopped. King of the jungle. Best ever and it isn't even fucking close. Suggest you guys stick to corporate america

Live footage of how your brain processes information.

[DGenBen]

Cycling between paranoia / depression (Casinos always cheat on holiday weekends, no way to possibly win, hopeless) & mania / grandeur (I’m worry free, King of the jungle I’m the best ever, not even close)

All kidding aside, may want to get checked out for Bipolar disorder. They have medications that can put you back on an even keel & live a more fulfilled life.