I'm going to get some "Optimizing Luck" shirts made to go along with my "Blessed By God" lapel pin and my "Random Loves Me; This I Know, 'Cause Argentino Tells me So" ringtone.
Random Loves Me;
This I know
'Cause Argentino
Tells Me So.
Million Dollar Pots
To Him Belong
Others Are Weak
But He Is Strong
Yes, Random Loves Me.
Yes, Random Loves Me.
Yes, Random Loves Me.
Argentino Told Me So.
(to the tune of Jesus Loves Me; Anna Warner; 1859)
Last edited by redietz; 07-24-2023 at 02:40 PM.
I mentioned paigower from Vegas Fanatics. He just finished the Vegas trip and is straight on to the Gulf Coast. Have you ever been given $25k because the sky noticed a mistake?
May have missed a detail, but I didn't get the impression he's any kind of rich whale.
He averaged >$30k for 13 hours of bets. And what's the first reply from a railbird in the thread?
Of course.
In a world where luck takes a stance,
Preparation and opportunity dance,
When you're ready and keen,
Fortune's smile can be seen,
But try not to shoot off in your pants.
Here I sit, before a slot
Hoping that my luck is hot;
No thought of losing, no sirree
the loser life is not for me
Holy shit, I just won
Now up my bet and win a ton;
Damn: so much for lady luck
I just got a zipless fuck
Last edited by MisterV; 07-24-2023 at 07:26 PM.
What, Me Worry?
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this was posted somewhere by someone in NYC the day before sports betting was legalized there
please don't feed the trolls
In gambling, the adage prevails,
Past wins, like a ship with no sails.
Though history may boast,
Luck just doesn’t coast,
Future wins, no crystal ball unveils
To the morons, we try to explain,
A concept that seems rather plain.
But their minds, like a fog,
Would not lift, nor unclog,
In denial they chose to remain
There once were some men in Las Vegas
Who gave up working "real jobs" for wages;
They said "With the math
Showing us the right path
We'll win all that's inside those barred cages."
What, Me Worry?
Mdawg always wins, never loses
And Rolex Daytonas he chooses
But he’d better not flash them
Or hookers will snatch them
And jam them way up in their coozes
Latest from paiDawg at VF:
https://vegasfanatics.com/index.php?...-4#post-325004
I don't understand all the terminology, but I think he's indicating 31 consecutive session wins. He's a progression player so that's not as crazy as it sounds, but it still sounds crazy.
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