kewlJ

[MDawg]

Statistically, an outlier is discounted.

So, yes, NO ONE listens to UnKewlJ. Other than to torture him with just a few words that result in the inevitable 10x multiplier response.

[MisterV]

How DARE you presume to dismiss me as an "outlier?"

The nerve of some people!

[accountinquestion]

Day 2 of Kewl missing.

Found a video of Kewl.

Good to see he isn't wasting his time while not posting on here.

The perennially UNKewl one is already back over at GF.com He couldn't last.

What's funny is that he has no more support there, than here. Universally despised.

You just can't believe anything he says, including about that he's done with this or that.

Agree 100%, the guy is a proven liar.

Then again, so are you. The difference is you are successful in life, have a decent of amount of money and live a great life, even with all your losses.

But you still come off as a bigger piece of shit because of your obsession with this guy. Bullies aren’t cool in 2023, but you didn’t get the memo. Face it, no one here, or on WoV believes your gambling stories. Hell I believe the unproven Cuck stories about what you offered “others” to keep the fantasy going more than I believe your gambling stories. And I think they aren’t true but who knows? ��

KJ became so unlikable with his lies that it gave you an opportunity to try and be liked, which we all know is all you desire. Regardless you know few believe your LIES and all your money can’t make others believe you.

But you just keep deflecting and trying to get others to appear to be bigger liars than you if it makes you feel better. If it makes you happy thinking others are agreeing with you, more power to you.

But know deep down, almost everyone here and at WoV thinks you are a pathetic little man with an inferiority complex. And every casino in Vegas WELCOMES you back to take your families cash.

Kewl sent me lies in private and has done nothing but double-downed on them. I believed the guy and while it really doesn't matter as it didn't actually impact me - it bothers me to have repeated his bullshit.

I have had this thought.. am I being too mean to Kewl ? Redietz ? They both ask for it. Redietz has started threads trying to belittle me with my name in the title! In the end all it did is show how little he actually knows about sports betting. Arrogance coming from a source of ignorance is one of those things that .. just gets to me.

Kewl is a bit different. He is quasi harmless and I'd give him a pass but he has dogged Singer and Mdawg repeatedly. Singer and Kewl seem like a mutual thing but from my limited observation Kewl was going out of his way to "correct the math" of Mdawg. Kewl brought that about on his own. Kewl is unfortunately just outmatched and told far too many lies. Play stupid games and get stupid prizes. shrug. Sure he comes across a this pitiful character but I'm not sure that gives him a pass.

[The Boz]

The perennially UNKewl one is already back over at GF.com He couldn't last.

What's funny is that he has no more support there, than here. Universally despised.

You just can't believe anything he says, including about that he's done with this or that.

Agree 100%, the guy is a proven liar.

Then again, so are you. The difference is you are successful in life, have a decent of amount of money and live a great life, even with all your losses.

But you still come off as a bigger piece of shit because of your obsession with this guy. Bullies aren’t cool in 2023, but you didn’t get the memo. Face it, no one here, or on WoV believes your gambling stories. Hell I believe the unproven Cuck stories about what you offered “others” to keep the fantasy going more than I believe your gambling stories. And I think they aren’t true but who knows? ��

KJ became so unlikable with his lies that it gave you an opportunity to try and be liked, which we all know is all you desire. Regardless you know few believe your LIES and all your money can’t make others believe you.

But you just keep deflecting and trying to get others to appear to be bigger liars than you if it makes you feel better. If it makes you happy thinking others are agreeing with you, more power to you.

But know deep down, almost everyone here and at WoV thinks you are a pathetic little man with an inferiority complex. And every casino in Vegas WELCOMES you back to take your families cash.

Kewl sent me lies in private and has done nothing but double-downed on them. I believed the guy and while it really doesn't matter as it didn't actually impact me - it bothers me to have repeated his bullshit.

I have had this thought.. am I being too mean to Kewl ? Redietz ? They both ask for it. Redietz has started threads trying to belittle me with my name in the title! In the end all it did is show how little he actually knows about sports betting. Arrogance coming from a source of ignorance is one of those things that .. just gets to me.

Kewl is a bit different. He is quasi harmless and I'd give him a pass but he has dogged Singer and Mdawg repeatedly. Singer and Kewl seem like a mutual thing but from my limited observation Kewl was going out of his way to "correct the math" of Mdawg. Kewl brought that about on his own. Kewl is unfortunately just outmatched and told far too many lies. Play stupid games and get stupid prizes. shrug. Sure he comes across a this pitiful character but I'm not sure that gives him a pass.

Yea man, no pass with me either. No defense for the lies he told, whatever his “justification”. And I still like the guy, did before and like V, still do somewhat. He’s his own worst enemy and plenty of us gave him good advice over the years to stay away from gambling forums but he can’t.

I’m not sure what to believe anymore of what he said over the years but still believe there is a bit of truth in what he posts, but I’ll also say the same about MDawg. It’s just not the entire truth, it’s selective posting leaving out important details.

As I’ve said before, 2 things can be true and both are liars when you look at the entire scope of their posts. Only difference is KJ wasn’t totally despised from the start, but now he has put himself in that position. And again has no one to blame but himself.

MDawg still has some that like him but if you honestly asked every even semi regular poster on here, few if any believe he tells the entire story and is leaving certain sessions and overall results out. And when questioned he throws out some one sided “challenge” that he knows will never happen. And KJ has done an excellent job of calling out the false claims he has put out there, including the famous “about even” after being called out by the Wiz on the $500,000 in winnings over a few months. And never explained the entire threatening Mike with the ND agreement he signed for some unknown reason.

In any case I truly believe those who like me, hate me or don’t give a fuck about me all would admit they don’t believe the guy 100% and it’s the same at WoV regardless of what he says.

Rob says everyone on here are liars, which I don’t believe. Never had reason to doubt anything many on here have said over the years, including people I’ve argued with. It’s believable stuff from my experiences and any interactions I have with them have been nothing but honest and productive.

People do this for different reasons but I personally don’t see the gain from making shit up to tweek others. But I’m certainly far from innocent in the stuff I’ve said about others, so again we all have a reason for what we have posted.

[accountinquestion]

My thing about Mdawg is I just don't care. I've read some of his stuff. If degenerates want to keep the dream alive then so be it. His whole "I don't care who wins or loses .." line is pretty classic. (for lack of a better word). If someone believes you can beat a casino using methods suggested then there really isn't much hope for them. Perhaps MDawg has been the luckiest person alive for many for the past few years. lol. I guess I don't take him seriously as a gambler. Just a guy having fun gambling and writing up stories. Not much more to it. I get caught up in a lot of stupid inane stuff but Mdawg is not it. I really don't get why people give a shit.

[MDawg]

Another key difference between UNKewlLyingJ and everyone else is that more or less when any of us post the rest of us actually take the time to read what was written. If we look at the post at all - we do read it.

But I doubt anyone reads carefully what UNKewlJ writes anymore, I gave up on that long ago. It's just one long horrendous block of repetitive rant after another, almost every post has the key elements of MDawg said this, R.Singer said that, I'm a professional blackjack player, they all say bad things about me but I never get personal with them, and all of what I say is true because I say so and I'm a champion of truth and I won't prove any of it because I don't have to even though I have asked others to prove what they claim, and anyway I don't care what people think of me. Even the summary of what he writes is exhausting, let alone having to be subject to reading any of it.

Sure we laugh at these quotes, but can anyone deny them?

Bosox: KewJ, You are like a fucken sick talking parrot.

RobSinger on the UNKewl one: He posts long-winded, rambling drama-laced "I NEED TO set the record straight or I'll go OUT OF MY MIND!" paragraphs that never seem to satisfy, as he then repeats the same things over and over again.

[kewlJ]

In this very thread, the trolls and bullies that dominate this forum, made it clear I am no longer welcome here. In reality I have not been welcome for quite some time and it has nothing to do with anything that has occurred in the last few months. So I have given you bullies and trolls what you wanted. And what has happened? Between Singer, Mdawg and AccountinQuestion there have been 3 dozen posts in the last 5 days, and 90% were about me, continuing attacks and bullying. The most of any of the 3....AccountinQuestion. He has made more posts about, attacking and bullying me than Singer and Mdawg combined. I guess bullies and troll need someone to bully and troll. Their world doesn't exist without that.

Boz: I have no issue with you. Never did, even when you went through a previous period of attacking me with nasty homophobic comments. But I am just wondering, who told you, or where did you come up with the idea that you are supposed to believe or be able to believe 100% of anything that anyone writes on an internet message forum? There are some people on this forum and other forums in the community that I have a great deal of respect for, but I would never believe everything they said.

You have people like Dawg and Singer that have spent years lying about their gambling claims....Singer decades. You have other people including AP's and including AP's that I respect that don't tell you everything. It simply isn't in their best interest to. Isn't that a lie of omission?

Each person has to decide exactly what they find credible and what they don't. I think I have been around long enough and shared enough of what I do and what I know that there wouldn't be much question. Boz, you have known me or of me longer than most, dating back more forums that most, that you should know that when I talk blackjack and what I do and what I know, it is pretty damn credible. I so very often share more about what I do than I should. So if I say something that you don't believe or find not credible, it seems pretty bizarre to me that in your mind that wipes everything else away. BUT, you are free to do whatever you like.

Axelwolf, mickeycrimm Dan Druff and even my new best friend Maxpen, all members of this forums that I find very credible have all said things that I know are not true. That doesn't mean the next time they speak of something related to AP, that I would question it. I separate out things. But to each his own.

AinQ: you mentioned the math, I think today, and minimized the math. The math matters! Gambling (-EV) and advantage play are entirely about the math. Different sides of the same coin. When someone makes stupid claims that defy the math, I have every right to speak up. Everyone should speak up, including the "math Guy" Wizard, who only seems to do so selectively.



But anyway, let's try this again. You trolls and bullies made it clear you wanted me off this forum. So lets just see what you have to offer besides continued trolling, bullying and obsessing about me. Try to post something that isn't about me. I have given you what you want so stop obsessing.

My guess is you will all fail, and the first to do so will be Mr $100-$5000 spread, "rainman".

[Rob.Singer]

In this very thread, the trolls and bullies that dominate this forum, made it clear I am no longer welcome here. In reality I have not been welcome for quite some time and it has nothing to do with anything that has occurred in the last few months. So I have given you bullies and trolls what you wanted. And what has happened? Between Singer, Mdawg and AccountinQuestion there have been 3 dozen posts in the last 5 days, and 90% were about me, continuing attacks and bullying. The most of any of the 3....AccountinQuestion. He has made more posts about, attacking and bullying me than Singer and Mdawg combined. I guess bullies and troll need someone to bully and troll. Their world doesn't exist without that.

Boz: I have no issue with you. Never did, even when you went through a previous period of attacking me with nasty homophobic comments. But I am just wondering, who told you, or where did you come up with the idea that you are supposed to believe or be able to believe 100% of anything that anyone writes on an internet message forum? There are some people on this forum and other forums in the community that I have a great deal of respect for, but I would never believe everything they said.

You have people like Dawg and Singer that have spent years lying about their gambling claims....Singer decades. You have other people including AP's and including AP's that I respect that don't tell you everything. It simply isn't in their best interest to. Isn't that a lie of omission?

Each person has to decide exactly what they find credible and what they don't. I think I have been around long enough and shared enough of what I do and what I know that there wouldn't be much question. Boz, you have known me or of me longer than most, dating back more forums that most, that you should know that when I talk blackjack and what I do and what I know, it is pretty damn credible. I so very often share more about what I do than I should. So if I say something that you don't believe or find not credible, it seems pretty bizarre to me that in your mind that wipes everything else away. BUT, you are free to do whatever you like.

Axelwolf, mickeycrimm Dan Druff and even my new best friend Maxpen, all members of this forums that I find very credible have all said things that I know are not true. That doesn't mean the next time they speak of something related to AP, that I would question it. I separate out things. But to each his own.

AinQ: you mentioned the math, I think today, and minimized the math. The math matters! Gambling (-EV) and advantage play are entirely about the math. Different sides of the same coin. When someone makes stupid claims that defy the math, I have every right to speak up. Everyone should speak up, including the "math Guy" Wizard, who only seems to do so selectively.



But anyway, let's try this again. You trolls and bullies made it clear you wanted me off this forum. So lets just see what you have to offer besides continued trolling, bullying and obsessing about me. Try to post something that isn't about me. I have given you what you want so stop obsessing.

My guess is you will all fail, and the first to do so will be Mr $100-$5000 spread, "rainman".

There's 4 excellent reasons why you should forever leave this and every other gaming forum:
1. You're a born, hate-and-jealousy-filled serial liar when it comes to others who've pegged you.
2. It takes you waaay too many words to repetitively lie about everything.
3. Others become uncomfortable watching you struggle mightily with your lack of self confidence, and your penchant to pretend you are more than you really are.
4. You don't spend nearly enuf time giving baby bro his foot massages.

[Treeshade]

Dawg I’m responding to something from WOV. In the money laundering thread I suspect you assume that the Tito is tracked from machine to machine and tied to a players card. This is not always the case and APs doing what Oz myself and others do know how to uncouple the Tito from the card, and even in some specific shops tie that Tito to another person. It depends on what player tracking software they are using, and what slot machines are available. Remember there are many different systems communicating with each other all set up by humans (who make mistakes). Older slot machines interfacing with new player tracking systems, different slot machine mechanics and protocols. No one is going to explain it exactly but there are people here that most definitely could do what you are asking in the challenge. If you bet Axel you will lose. Unless the criteria is so narrow like you must play at Resorts world or only play tables. You would be correct that in some casinos this would be impossible, however Axel does have options in Vegas where this would be very easy.

Hey there SeedValue, how goes it?

D.Oz plays rated because of his scheme, he wouldn’t have any need to pass off the play from one person to another and anyway the post he made subsequent to what you posted above contradicts that he can or does do whatever it is you’re referring to. Anyway, as far as D.Oz he's talking about slot machines I don't play them, so yes, you'd know more about these than I would.

Anyway, my Challenge is
https://wizardofvegas.com/forum/gamb...72/#post895875
which has to do with table games only and it’s solid the reason no one undertook it is because they know or at least suspect that I know what I am talking about with regards to table games, and I do. I would not lose that wager no way.

AxelWolf was just thinking he’d mail in a sports ticket and win the wager that way, but he hadn’t even read my Wager. Table Games. Typically he barely reads or misreads whatever has been posted and then runs off with this or that half baked response. Axel is a has been as far as brick and mortar casinos he has no idea what is going on in especially the top Strip casinos these days. I assume most of what he does these days if he does much at all has to do with online casinos.


The other guy TomInNV aka TomG who claimed at WOV that he could convert chips to check is deliberately vague with whatever he’s talking about because he knows it doesn’t fit the parameters of my Challenge, and probably has nothing to do even with straight buying chips for cash and converting them directly to check anyway, anyone who has any real experience with casinos knows that casinos haven’t allowed that sort of thing for over 20 years.

Even as far back as 1996, Nevada law disallowed casinos from “ Issuing a casino check in exchange for more than $2,500 in cash” and since then that amount has been lowered to 0 absent a win, because issuing a check for a win has nothing to do with an exchange for cash, it’s not an exchange at all, it’s a payout.

https://wizardofvegas.com/forum/off-...nd-compliance/

It can be done on tables you are missing something. I’m not going to explain how they would do it but it can be done. If the casino in question is resorts world then maybe not I’m not familiar with that property. It can be done at MGM properties and Caesar’s for sure. I’ve been told I give people to much credit and assume they know things ultimately giving away “trade secrets” by accident. I’m assuming Axel and Oz know exactly how to do it. Oz should because I imagine he has run similar plays as I have in the past, and should have uncovered this by accident. I could be giving them to much credit so I guess I will keep my mouth shut.

I’ve already been contacted about something I posted lol so whatever it all good dawg. I still find it hilarious how bad you get under peoples skin. Who cares what you make or have. I sure don’t

[Treeshade]

In this very thread, the trolls and bullies that dominate this forum, made it clear I am no longer welcome here. In reality I have not been welcome for quite some time and it has nothing to do with anything that has occurred in the last few months. So I have given you bullies and trolls what you wanted. And what has happened? Between Singer, Mdawg and AccountinQuestion there have been 3 dozen posts in the last 5 days, and 90% were about me, continuing attacks and bullying. The most of any of the 3....AccountinQuestion. He has made more posts about, attacking and bullying me than Singer and Mdawg combined. I guess bullies and troll need someone to bully and troll. Their world doesn't exist without that.

Boz: I have no issue with you. Never did, even when you went through a previous period of attacking me with nasty homophobic comments. But I am just wondering, who told you, or where did you come up with the idea that you are supposed to believe or be able to believe 100% of anything that anyone writes on an internet message forum? There are some people on this forum and other forums in the community that I have a great deal of respect for, but I would never believe everything they said.

You have people like Dawg and Singer that have spent years lying about their gambling claims....Singer decades. You have other people including AP's and including AP's that I respect that don't tell you everything. It simply isn't in their best interest to. Isn't that a lie of omission?

Each person has to decide exactly what they find credible and what they don't. I think I have been around long enough and shared enough of what I do and what I know that there wouldn't be much question. Boz, you have known me or of me longer than most, dating back more forums that most, that you should know that when I talk blackjack and what I do and what I know, it is pretty damn credible. I so very often share more about what I do than I should. So if I say something that you don't believe or find not credible, it seems pretty bizarre to me that in your mind that wipes everything else away. BUT, you are free to do whatever you like.

Axelwolf, mickeycrimm Dan Druff and even my new best friend Maxpen, all members of this forums that I find very credible have all said things that I know are not true. That doesn't mean the next time they speak of something related to AP, that I would question it. I separate out things. But to each his own.

AinQ: you mentioned the math, I think today, and minimized the math. The math matters! Gambling (-EV) and advantage play are entirely about the math. Different sides of the same coin. When someone makes stupid claims that defy the math, I have every right to speak up. Everyone should speak up, including the "math Guy" Wizard, who only seems to do so selectively.



But anyway, let's try this again. You trolls and bullies made it clear you wanted me off this forum. So lets just see what you have to offer besides continued trolling, bullying and obsessing about me. Try to post something that isn't about me. I have given you what you want so stop obsessing.

My guess is you will all fail, and the first to do so will be Mr $100-$5000 spread, "rainman".

You make up things about people and then when they find out the truth about you and post it you get those red lace panties in a bunch.

Just do what you do best and pull that thong aside and ride those cocks for cash. No one really cares that’s what you do. What we care about is your continuing to lie about playing blackjack

[unowme]

In this very thread, the trolls and bullies that dominate this forum, made it clear I am no longer welcome here. In reality I have not been welcome for quite some time and it has nothing to do with anything that has occurred in the last few months. So I have given you bullies and trolls what you wanted. And what has happened? Between Singer, Mdawg and AccountinQuestion there have been 3 dozen posts in the last 5 days, and 90% were about me, continuing attacks and bullying. The most of any of the 3....AccountinQuestion. He has made more posts about, attacking and bullying me than Singer and Mdawg combined. I guess bullies and troll need someone to bully and troll. Their world doesn't exist without that.

Boz: I have no issue with you. Never did, even when you went through a previous period of attacking me with nasty homophobic comments. But I am just wondering, who told you, or where did you come up with the idea that you are supposed to believe or be able to believe 100% of anything that anyone writes on an internet message forum? There are some people on this forum and other forums in the community that I have a great deal of respect for, but I would never believe everything they said.

You have people like Dawg and Singer that have spent years lying about their gambling claims....Singer decades. You have other people including AP's and including AP's that I respect that don't tell you everything. It simply isn't in their best interest to. Isn't that a lie of omission?

Each person has to decide exactly what they find credible and what they don't. I think I have been around long enough and shared enough of what I do and what I know that there wouldn't be much question. Boz, you have known me or of me longer than most, dating back more forums that most, that you should know that when I talk blackjack and what I do and what I know, it is pretty damn credible. I so very often share more about what I do than I should. So if I say something that you don't believe or find not credible, it seems pretty bizarre to me that in your mind that wipes everything else away. BUT, you are free to do whatever you like.

Axelwolf, mickeycrimm Dan Druff and even my new best friend Maxpen, all members of this forums that I find very credible have all said things that I know are not true. That doesn't mean the next time they speak of something related to AP, that I would question it. I separate out things. But to each his own.

AinQ: you mentioned the math, I think today, and minimized the math. The math matters! Gambling (-EV) and advantage play are entirely about the math. Different sides of the same coin. When someone makes stupid claims that defy the math, I have every right to speak up. Everyone should speak up, including the "math Guy" Wizard, who only seems to do so selectively.



But anyway, let's try this again. You trolls and bullies made it clear you wanted me off this forum. So lets just see what you have to offer besides continued trolling, bullying and obsessing about me. Try to post something that isn't about me. I have given you what you want so stop obsessing.

My guess is you will all fail, and the first to do so will be Mr $100-$5000 spread, "rainman".

Wait. I thought you were gone. You let Rob Singer and the others humiliate you and chase you off the forum with your tail between your legs? You've lost all credibility, and everyone thinks you're a liar? Most everyone already thought that. Big fucking deal. I always thought you were an asshole but didn't realize you were a pussy too. If you're leaving, then get the fuck out of here and never come back. If you aren't leaving, then stand tall and prove yourself. Contribute something rather than 'woe is me' or 'I hate Rob Singer'.

And by the way...Was Singer in Vegas last weekend?

https://www.fox5vegas.com/2023/08/21...trip-property/

[smurgerburger]

Welcome back KJ!

No more reddit for me.

[tableplay]

It can be done on tables you are missing something.

Say a person wants to launder $100,000. The person gives their team member $100K to bet with. They agree to meet in the high limit baccarat room and play at the same table. At a certain point in the game, the person bets Banker for roughly $100K and their teammate bets roughly $100K on Player (this must done again if there is a tie). Some time later, the winner of the $100K wager goes to the cage and cashes out $100K in chips and has $100K issued as a check. That's the USA Today version. All speculation on my part since I don't play any Baccarat - any high limit Baccarat player can chime in to say whether or not something like this would actually fly if they want.

[MDawg]

Can you imagine the tortured soul who is UNKewlJ? One day, he's so beaten down and depressed that he runs off with his tail between his legs stays in bed under the covers for however long it takes to get over the feeling of dying inside. Declares he is done, will never return, will never address so and so again.

On another day, he builds up enough strength to crawl out of bed, and timidly comes back, trying to post as if nothing happened.

And every day he tries so hard to get everyone to believe him.

What a tortured existence. This guy really is mentally ill, mood swings are an understatement there's really no way that he is not at a minimum bipolar. I get it SeedValue that you've established that he's a male prostitute, and MaxPen what you saw corroborated that, but could someone this dysfunctional even get it together enough to hustle anything, anyone, anywhere?

There has to be some kind of pimp in the background beating his ass and forcing him onto the streets left to his own devices he doesn't seem capable of much other than typing up easily disproved lies on forums. Or maybe baby bro (assuming he exists) is the driving force behind getting UNKewlJ to at least step out of the lean-to occasionally.

[MisterV]

Sorry Dawg, but I think you're misreading the tea leaves on this one.

KJ is far from a "tortured soul."

He said he'd troll you guys, and he did.

The audience here is so small so as to be insignificant to him in the scheme of things.

We aren't a family, we're anonymous strangers, and what we say or write about one another, while therapeutic to the sender, means less than a fart in a hurricane in the scheme of things.

With that in mind keep hurling your feces but I suspect the tumult he caused was by design, and perhaps even to his liking.

He'll weather the storm just fine.

[accountinquestion]

Lol epicly bad read.

[MaxPen]

Sorry Dawg, but I think you're misreading the tea leaves on this one.

KJ is far from a "tortured soul."

He said he'd troll you guys, and he did.

The audience here is so small so as to be insignificant to him in the scheme of things.

We aren't a family, we're anonymous strangers, and what we say or write about one another, while therapeutic to the sender, means less than a fart in a hurricane in the scheme of things.

With that in mind keep hurling your feces but I suspect the tumult he caused was by design, and perhaps even to his liking.

He'll weather the storm just fine.

A lot of people would like to play poker with you after seeing that post.

[Rob.Singer]

It's what they do in Portland: run around wasting their time and energy protesting strength while unsuccessfully trying to build up the pitiful & pathetic losers, as if they'll ever mean anything.

[Gottlob1]

We aren't a family, we're anonymous strangers, and what we say or write about one another, while therapeutic to the sender, means less than a fart in a hurricane in the scheme of things.

Yeah, V, it's so sad that, aside from extreme luck, each of our lives is virtually written in stone, from the moment of conception. That we just can't get away from ourselves long enough to strive for something truly better. That all roads lead to Rome. The irony of free will existing, or not, being moot.


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[MisterV]

I'm not defending KJ for lying, rather I am realistically minimizing its importance.

Yes, he's a seemingly nervous poodle but even a nervous poodle can pull it together enough to lift his hind leg and piss.

Have you fire hydrants enjoyed his Golden Shower?

Oh, Garnabby: the only thing we are predestined for is death; all else is optional, which can lead on occasion to some rather interesting lives, depending upon ones' choices and a bit of fortuity along the way.