I am still laughing at this and it has been several days now. Last Friday there was a shooting at the sox game. Two women suffered minor injuries. The game didn't even stop but they cancelled a post game concert. The reporting was sketchy and the sox were claiming the bullets came from outside the park. This would be next to impossible as it occurred in the bleachers. Sox were protecting their asses for the bad security.
Finally, the truth came out. A woman snuck a gun in "rolled up in her belly fat". That's right!!! Don't know how that gets through security. It accidently discharged into her leg and rebounded into her friend.
For those of you not familiar with the south side of chicago, she would either be black or a south side white trash. I'm thinking the latter. Either way, that amount of fat is considered model material on the south side.
Lesson learned--if you sneak a gun in rolled up in your belly fat, engage the safety catch.