Aw man, I REALLY could use a Team like Darkoz has...

[The Boz]

I just wish my free play wouldn't just sit there idle. The other week, I lost out on a free $140 because I didn't have anyone to go pick it up for me. To you, a $100 is lousy, but to me, $100 free play is significant.

Go bum hunting. Find out where the homeless hang closest to that casino & find one to pick up your free play.

The payment to them will probably have to be highly front loaded on the first pickup so they have incentive to keep picking it up & not just bail on you with all your money the first time.

Also try to find one that is an alcoholic & avoid crackheads, methheads & opiate junkies. Those will all want the instant gratification of spending all the money at once to score foregoing any future pickups, but alcoholics tend to be better at understanding the long game of finance.

I'm pretty sure a bum will just steal the money they were supposed to leave for me. For example, let's say the bum puts 45321 and 45376 shows up, resulting in a $150 free play. What's to say the Bum won't play the $150 free play, get $120 in cash and steal the entire $120 cash and leave me with nothing when they were supposed to take say $60 for themselves and give me the $60 in cash?

They may leave you with nothing, but you will leave a pile of shit on the floor as you are well know for doing.