Ilani: Trip report

[MisterV]

Went to that den of iniquity Ilani last night, to the "Land That Hope Forgot."

The traffic on the freeways was much heavier than usual, but then it's a holiday weekend.

The casino parking lots had more cars than usual: while not packed the shithole was busier than usual.

I didn't stay too long.

Walked past the baccarat pit, got free coffee then angled off to the one dollar non-Mega Meltdown bank of machines i often start my play at.

Ouch...down about fifty: no respins, no decent hits at all, and fuck me but "No joy."

Bah.

Chastened, I slithered off to the bank of five dollar non-Mega Meltdown slots located just outside of the High Limit room.

Only played a couple minutes; up, down, then *bam*...oh my... I hit three triple bars on a fifteen dollar bet.

Ka-ching.

Cashed out, wandered over into the high limit room to see what's new, and there is something interesting: a bank of I believe four three-reel Wheel of Fortune $25 machines: Intriguing, but I stiffened my backbone and exited that abattoir and sashayed to the food court where I redeemed my food comp for two nice sized chopped salads at Italia.

I'll eat one for lunch today.

+$680.00 for the day.

"Luck happens" as they say at Spirit Mtn.

[Don Perignom]

Is anyone else seeing the pictures?

I'm not getting any of them.

[MisterV]

Sorry, I forgot: here ya go.



After I won I went to the baccarat pit and got them to give me "no limit."

Following the methods of the dawg I had numerous winning sessions in a row.

Those silly savages, they wound up giving me all their wampum as well as a deed to their casino.

Then I went home and chilled with my buddies:

[Don Perignom]

I need that oil painting filter for my phone camera!

[DGenBen]

Sorry, I forgot: here ya go.



After I won I went to the baccarat pit and got them to give me "no limit."

Following the methods of the dawg I had numerous winning sessions in a row.

Those silly savages, they wound up giving me all their wampum as well as a deed to their casino.

Then I went home and chilled with my buddies:

Hey nice job! The money in your picture is actually green!

[Rob.Singer]

Sorry, I forgot: here ya go.



After I won I went to the baccarat pit and got them to give me "no limit."

Following the methods of the dawg I had numerous winning sessions in a row.

Those silly savages, they wound up giving me all their wampum as well as a deed to their casino.

Then I went home and chilled with my buddies:

Hey nice job! The money in your picture is actually green!

Yeah....except for the stacks of NEW bills in the front.

Teachable moment.

[DGenBen]

Sorry, I forgot: here ya go.



After I won I went to the baccarat pit and got them to give me "no limit."

Following the methods of the dawg I had numerous winning sessions in a row.

Those silly savages, they wound up giving me all their wampum as well as a deed to their casino.

Then I went home and chilled with my buddies:

Hey nice job! The money in your picture is actually green!

Yeah....except for the stacks of NEW bills in the front.

Teachable moment.

I stand corrected. I guess new bills are white with a large purple head on the front.

[Rob.Singer]

Hey nice job! The money in your picture is actually green!

Yeah....except for the stacks of NEW bills in the front.

Teachable moment.

I stand corrected. I guess new bills are white with a large purple head on the front.

Get a better computer. That's Ben Franklin....if you've ever seen him on hundys before.

[jbjb]

Sorry, I forgot: here ya go.

Not as impressive, but here is my share after last night's fun at an outskirts Vegas blackjack game!.

[Rob.Singer]

Sorry, I forgot: here ya go.

Not as impressive, but here is my share after last night's fun at an outskirts Vegas blackjack game!.

And you're supposed to be automatically believed....someone who had no idea how free play or other casino comps worked until Alan schooled you on it after correctly calling you an inexperienced loser? Just another forum degenerate gambler?

First--as someone experienced in large piles of cash: when you're paid $84k it comes in 8 banded $10k stacks. No one unbands them, and then attempts to deceive similar bozos on a forum by NOT fanning them out.

This is as phony as Dan's "win". No wonder you like to keep pushing how "he's wealthy".

A pair that'll beat any full-house.....

[jbjb]

Sorry, I forgot: here ya go.

Not as impressive, but here is my share after last night's fun at an outskirts Vegas blackjack game!.

And you're supposed to be automatically believed....someone who had no idea how free play or other casino comps worked until Alan schooled you on it after correctly calling you an inexperienced loser? Just another forum degenerate gambler?

First--as someone experienced in large piles of cash: when you're paid $84k it comes in 8 banded $10k stacks. No one unbands them, and then attempts to deceive similar bozos on a forum by NOT fanning them out.

This is as phony as Dan's "win". No wonder you like to keep pushing how "he's wealthy".

A pair that'll beat any full-house.....

Probably because I unbanded them when we got to my teammates house and did it this way numbnuts! I prefer my hundos in stacks of $1000 with each other one facing the opposite way. So again, STFU and GFY!

[MisterV]

I love French Imprssionist paintings; I have two Renoirs (copies, alas) in the bedroom and one Seurat.

The one I posted above is Luncheon of the Boating Party; my favorite, which happens to be at the Boston Art Museum, is Dance at Bougival.

The Seurat is A Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jatte.

[Don Perignom]

The Seurat is A Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jatte.

I've never gotten into art. Seems like it could be an expensive hobby.

[mickeycrimm]

Ilani is Class II

[MaxPen]

Grandpa Newell is just salty because he can't even make his prop cash look real like your photo...lol

[jbjb]

Grandpa Newell is just salty because he can't even make his prop cash look real like your photo...lol

Or the Newell "bill of sale" for that matter.

[MisterV]

Indeed it is.

But from what I've read the RTP at tribal joints in Wa and Or is similar, although the way their slots work differs.

[Rob.Singer]

Permit me to add: Lets hear about "prop cash" again? I love it when you idiots make bigger fools out of yourselves when you inadvertently and consistently prove I was right all along.

Nice stumble dben

[PositiveVariance]

Permit me to add: Lets hear about "prop cash" again? I love it when you idiots make bigger fools out of yourselves when you inadvertently and consistently prove I was right all along.

Nice stumble dben

There is a big difference between new bills and fake "prop money". The picture is low resolution, but there is no reason to believe any of this money is fake. Yes, the 100's in the front of the mountain of bills looks much lighter compared to the pre 2013 bills behind them.

Since there is such a large amount of the older hundreds (pre 2013), this picture was most likely taken in 2013 or 2014 and the bills hadn't been in circulation long enough to get very beat up. This would also explain the ratio of pre 2013's to post 2013 bills. If you look down the center of the stacks you can see a darker section which indicates usage. Even if the bills were brand new, straight from the mint, in numerical order, that doesn't mean they are fake.

[Rob.Singer]

Permit me to add: Lets hear about "prop cash" again? I love it when you idiots make bigger fools out of yourselves when you inadvertently and consistently prove I was right all along.

Nice stumble dben

There is a big difference between new bills and fake "prop money". The picture is low resolution, but there is no reason to believe any of this money is fake. Yes, the 100's in the front of the mountain of bills looks much lighter compared to the pre 2013 bills behind them.

Since there is such a large amount of the older hundreds (pre 2013), this picture was most likely taken in 2013 or 2014 and the bills hadn't been in circulation long enough to get very beat up. This would also explain the ratio of pre 2013's to post 2013 bills. If you look down the center of the stacks you can see a darker section which indicates usage. Even if the bills were brand new, straight from the mint, in numerical order, that doesn't mean they are fake.

I didn't say they were fake. And the fact that you did your usual theoretical dance trying hard to allege this and that about the bills that are the same color and hue as the stacks of REAL bills in my safe, tells me you're the mouthpiece for the trolls on this.

The white stacks in the front are clearly hundreds.

Much appreciation!