Hahahahhaha lost a $128 ticket

[ZenKinG]

Long story short. I use different tickets for different games so that way I can track each games win/loss. Well, when it came time to do my accounting, I was missing the ticket from one game for $128.80 where I made 28 bucks off a $100 ticket. I thought I left it in the machine or left it another machine when just checking if there was a play. Usually I don't check machines with a ticket from a different game but I got lazy. If there was a play I would immediately take it out and put a new fresh 100 for that new game. So I thought I left it in that machine and got distracted and left. Well to make matters worse my records are all fucked up now because I got a slot attendant to track where the ticket went. It went into another game I play and it wasn't actually lost at a machine I thought I left it at and didn't play. So now my records for that individual game is fucked up. I used profit from one game to use in another game by accident cause the amounts were the same as when I previously played that game and inserted the wrong ticket.

Nonetheless $128.80 is still missing. Cracks me up. Just the other day I left my phone at the cashier. My head is all over the place and I still can't be stopped? How the fuck do I still end up a winner? Instead of making 157.19 for the day, it's now 28.39 hahahaha. That's when you know you're the best. Run like shit. Lose tickets. Get trolled by the world as soon as I talk shit to my friend and everyone on discord. Water pump goes out $400 expense. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOUR EXCUSES? I HAVE ZERO EMPATHY FOR ANY RETARD HOMELESS PERSON IN AMERICA. IM LITERALLY A FUCKING TROLL PUPPET AND WALK ON RGGSHELLS AND STILL CANT BE FUCKING STOPPED.

WHAY DID I SAY WOULD HAPPEN AS SOON AS I POSTED ON FACEBOOK ABOUT 'THEN THEY SAID ID FAIL IN VEGAS'. I QUICKLY DELETED IT THOUGH BUT WHAT DID I SAY? I TALKED SHIT TO MY FRIEMD ON FACEBOOK ALSO. I ALWAYS SAID AS SOON AS I POST SOMETHING LIKE THAT ON FACEBOOK THE WORLD WILL FALL ON ME.

WELL WHAT HAPPENED? IMMEDIATELY START LOSING AND BREAKING EVEN FOR TWO WEEKS. WATER PUMP GOES OUT. LEAVE MY PHONE AT THE CASHIER WINDOW. AND NOW LOSE A FUCKING TICKET AS WELL AS FUCKED UP MY RECORDS FOR THE ONE GAME I PLAY BECAUSE I USED THE WRONG TICKET AND THEN PROCEED TO LOSE THE OTHER TICKET FOR THAT GAME OR WHATEVER THE FUCK.

WHAT IS YOUR EXCUSE?? HUH? WTF IS YOUR DEGEN FAGGOT EXCUSES FOR WHY YOU FAIL? 200K NET WORTH BEING THE TROLL PUPPET OF THE FUCKING UNIVERSE WITH OVER 110K PROFIT IN SLOTS. YO BOZ AND MR. V HOWS MY FUCKING ASS TASTE U FUCKING COCKSUCKERS. 200K AND IM A TROLL PUPPET. BOW TO YHE KING. GOOD LUCK FINFING ANYONE ELSE THAT COULDVE DONE WHAT IVE DONE MOVING HERE AT 26 YEARS OLD KNOWING NO ONE. HOW MANY DEGENERATES TRIED DOING THAT IN THE PAST AND ENDED UP WORKING A JOB AFTER 3 MONTHS? TRY MOVING ACROSS THE COUNTRY BY YOURSELF AND DOING IT ALONE FOR ALMOST 7 YEARS. FINF SOMEONE ELSE THAT DID THAT. SOLO. FUCKING SOLO. I DONT EVEN FUCKING CHOP PLAYS OR BUY PLAYS EITHER. HAHAHAHA FUCKING BEST EVER.

[ZenKinG]

NOT TO MENTION I ALSO GOT SICK FOR A FUCKIN WEEK

[monet]

NOT TO MENTION I ALSO GOT SICK FOR A FUCKIN WEEK

Wait till you realize that you won't live forever, and death is on the door.
That's an eye-opening experience!
Makes "getting sick" look like child's play.

[1Hit1der]

Wait till you realize that you won't live forever, and death is on the door. That's an eye-opening experience! Makes "getting sick" look like child's play.

---> United States presidential elections in which the electoral vote winner lost the popular vote.

https://anagram-solver.net/Wait%20ti...y?partial=true


Monet, how did you guys turn out to be such philosophically stupid motherfuckers? Ha. I can't imagine that it happened by accident, but, instead that it took a lot of practice, over forty years in Vegas.

Oh, and Merry Christmas! You filthy animal.


P.S. Monet, the guy who doesn't change his story, no matter what. Lololollloolo.

[monet]

Wait till you realize that you won't live forever, and death is on the door. That's an eye-opening experience! Makes "getting sick" look like child's play.

---> United States presidential elections in which the electoral vote winner lost the popular vote.

https://anagram-solver.net/Wait%20ti...y?partial=true


Monet, how did you guys turn out to be such philosophically stupid motherfuckers? Ha. I can't imagine that it happened by accident, but, instead that it took a lot of practice, over forty years in Vegas.

Oh, and Merry Christmas! You filthy animal.

Humbug.

[jdog]

Um... congrats ZK??

You got to admit, the guy's got some self confidence.

This is bound to happen to all of us eventually. I once left a $91 ticket in a machine to hurriedly go take a mondo duke. Astonishingly the ticket was still in the machine when I got out of the bathroom 10 minutes later! NO, I'M THE BEST!

[MisterV]

Long story short. I use different tickets for different games so that way I can track each games win/loss. Well, when it came time to do my accounting, I was missing the ticket from one game for $128.80 where I made 28 bucks off a $100 ticket. I thought I left it in the machine or left it another machine when just checking if there was a play... YO BOZ AND MR. V HOWS MY FUCKING ASS TASTE U FUCKING COCKSUCKERS...GOOD LUCK FINFING ANYONE ELSE THAT COULDVE DONE WHAT IVE DONE MOVING HERE AT 26 YEARS OLD KNOWING NO ONE. HOW MANY DEGENERATES TRIED DOING THAT IN THE PAST AND ENDED UP WORKING A JOB AFTER 3 MONTHS? TRY MOVING ACROSS THE COUNTRY BY YOURSELF AND DOING IT ALONE FOR ALMOST 7 YEARS. FINF SOMEONE ELSE THAT DID THAT. SOLO. FUCKING SOLO.

You've embraced machines now and not BJ, eh?

Welcome to ploppyville!

C'mon in, the water's fine.

Oh, FWIW I too heeded the call of Horace Greeley and left the east coast to head west, alone, knowing no one, but I was 23, not 26.

Upon arriving in Oregon I supported myself and as they say, "the rest is history."

So yea: been there, done it.

Next brag?

[jbjb]

Long story short. I use different tickets for different games so that way I can track each games win/loss. Well, when it came time to do my accounting, I was missing the ticket from one game for $128.80 where I made 28 bucks off a $100 ticket. I thought I left it in the machine or left it another machine when just checking if there was a play... YO BOZ AND MR. V HOWS MY FUCKING ASS TASTE U FUCKING COCKSUCKERS...GOOD LUCK FINFING ANYONE ELSE THAT COULDVE DONE WHAT IVE DONE MOVING HERE AT 26 YEARS OLD KNOWING NO ONE. HOW MANY DEGENERATES TRIED DOING THAT IN THE PAST AND ENDED UP WORKING A JOB AFTER 3 MONTHS? TRY MOVING ACROSS THE COUNTRY BY YOURSELF AND DOING IT ALONE FOR ALMOST 7 YEARS. FINF SOMEONE ELSE THAT DID THAT. SOLO. FUCKING SOLO.

You've embraced machines now and not BJ, eh?

Welcome to ploppyville!

C'mon in, the water's fine.

Oh, FWIW I too heeded the call of Horace Greeley and left the east coast to head west, alone, knowing no one, but I was 23, not 26.

Upon arriving in Oregon I supported myself and as they say, "the rest is history."

So yea: been there, done it.

Next brag?

Nah, he's playing beatable slots.

[Tasha]

Um... congrats ZK??

You got to admit, the guy's got some self confidence.

This is bound to happen to all of us eventually. I once left a $91 ticket in a machine to hurriedly go take a mondo duke. Astonishingly the ticket was still in the machine when I got out of the bathroom 10 minutes later! NO, I'M THE BEST!

I remember reading that a high roller did something similar. He said something like,"I was playing with a roughly $1,000 Bankroll. All of a sudden, I had to poop REALLY badly. I rushed to the bathroom and inadvertently didn't cash out. I was pooping when I realized the horror of what I did. I quickly finished and rushed back to my slot and lo and behold, my roughly $1,000 was GONE. I immediately flagged Casino Staff and told them what happened. I am a regular at this Casino and they immediately used surveillance camera and saw some random woman cashed out my money and put it in another machine. We went to where she was, gambling like a complete idiot with MY money. We confronted her and she claimed that this roughly $1,000 she was playing with was her money she walked in with. Casino Staff told her she was caught on camera stealing my money and coming to the machine she was playing with. She was forced to cash out and give me whatever was left. Whatever she lost, was given back to me on free play. She was trespassed for life for stealing a roughly $1,000 voucher and gambling with it. It was a win win for me. I got my money back plus free play and she is trespassed for life."

I, Tasha, read of another similar story that did not have a happy ending for the people who got their voucher stolen. A married couple were playing with a voucher and they both inadvertently walked away, leaving the voucher in the machine by accident. The Wife, about 10 minutes later asked her Husband for the voucher because she wanted to play another game. The Husband was horrified and was like,"Holy shit! I was just about to ask YOU for the voucher!" They both ran to the slot and lo and behold, the voucher was gone. They reported the missing voucher and Casino Staff looked at the surveillance camera and found that some random guy cashed out the voucher, went to a cash kiosk and cashed the money and ran out the front door with the money. The couple was like,"Well, since our voucher was stolen by some random Stranger, can't the casino give us back our stolen money?" The Casino Staff said they couldn't give back the stolen money since it was the couple's responsibility to watch their slot voucher. The couple was upset, but the Casino Staff was right. It may have had a happier ending had the random stranger still been in the Casino playing with the stolen voucher like the woman was in the first half of my post.

[Tasha]

Um... congrats ZK??

You got to admit, the guy's got some self confidence.

This is bound to happen to all of us eventually. I once left a $91 ticket in a machine to hurriedly go take a mondo duke. Astonishingly the ticket was still in the machine when I got out of the bathroom 10 minutes later! NO, I'M THE BEST!

I remember reading that a high roller did something similar. He said something like,"I was playing with a roughly $1,000 Bankroll. All of a sudden, I had to poop REALLY badly. I rushed to the bathroom and inadvertently didn't cash out. I was pooping when I realized the horror of what I did. I quickly finished and rushed back to my slot and lo and behold, my roughly $1,000 was GONE. I immediately flagged Casino Staff and told them what happened. I am a regular at this Casino and they immediately used surveillance camera and saw some random woman cashed out my money and put it in another machine. We went to where she was, gambling like a complete idiot with MY money. We confronted her and she claimed that this roughly $1,000 she was playing with was her money she walked in with. Casino Staff told her she was caught on camera stealing my money and coming to the machine she was playing with. She was forced to cash out and give me whatever was left. Whatever she lost, was given back to me on free play. She was trespassed for life for stealing a roughly $1,000 voucher and gambling with it. It was a win win for me. I got my money back plus free play and she is trespassed for life."

I, Tasha, read of another similar story that did not have a happy ending for the people who got their voucher stolen. A married couple were playing with a voucher and they both inadvertently walked away, leaving the voucher in the machine by accident. The Wife, about 10 minutes later asked her Husband for the voucher because she wanted to play another game. The Husband was horrified and was like,"Holy shit! I was just about to ask YOU for the voucher!" They both ran to the slot and lo and behold, the voucher was gone. They reported the missing voucher and Casino Staff looked at the surveillance camera and found that some random guy cashed out the voucher, went to a cash kiosk and cashed the money and ran out the front door with the money. The couple was like,"Well, since our voucher was stolen by some random Stranger, can't the casino give us back our stolen money?" The Casino Staff said they couldn't give back the stolen money since it was the couple's responsibility to watch their slot voucher. The couple was upset, but the Casino Staff was right. It may have had a happier ending had the random stranger still been in the Casino playing with the stolen voucher like the woman was in the first half of my post.

[mickeycrimm]

Long story short. I use different tickets for different games so that way I can track each games win/loss. Well, when it came time to do my accounting, I was missing the ticket from one game for $128.80 where I made 28 bucks off a $100 ticket. I thought I left it in the machine or left it another machine when just checking if there was a play... YO BOZ AND MR. V HOWS MY FUCKING ASS TASTE U FUCKING COCKSUCKERS...GOOD LUCK FINFING ANYONE ELSE THAT COULDVE DONE WHAT IVE DONE MOVING HERE AT 26 YEARS OLD KNOWING NO ONE. HOW MANY DEGENERATES TRIED DOING THAT IN THE PAST AND ENDED UP WORKING A JOB AFTER 3 MONTHS? TRY MOVING ACROSS THE COUNTRY BY YOURSELF AND DOING IT ALONE FOR ALMOST 7 YEARS. FINF SOMEONE ELSE THAT DID THAT. SOLO. FUCKING SOLO.

You've embraced machines now and not BJ, eh?

Welcome to ploppyville!

C'mon in, the water's fine.

Oh, FWIW I too heeded the call of Horace Greeley and left the east coast to head west, alone, knowing no one, but I was 23, not 26.

Upon arriving in Oregon I supported myself and as they say, "the rest is history."

So yea: been there, done it.

Next brag?

V, he's playing advantage slots. But I remember when guys in the forums were trying to steer him to advantage slots and he kept saying slots were for losers. Someone wizened him up. Now he thinks he's King Kong. He wouldn't know jackshit if someone hadn't taught him.

[MisterV]

V, he's playing advantage slots. But I remember when guys in the forums were trying to steer him to advantage slots and he kept saying slots were for losers. Someone wizened him up. Now he thinks he's King Kong. He wouldn't know jackshit if someone hadn't taught him.

BJ ---> Slots ---> Keno?

Or, he could cozy up to the dawg and learn the Ways of Winning Big in Sin City.

Sure, the dawg is an egoist and would probably welcome a boot-licking acolyte.

[accountinquestion]

V, he's playing advantage slots. But I remember when guys in the forums were trying to steer him to advantage slots and he kept saying slots were for losers. Someone wizened him up. Now he thinks he's King Kong. He wouldn't know jackshit if someone hadn't taught him.

BJ ---> Slots ---> Keno?

Or, he could cozy up to the dawg and learn the Ways of Winning Big in Sin City.

Sure, the dawg is an egoist and would probably welcome a boot-licking acolyte.

So what do YOU think is going on with him playing slots? You think he'll just lose his shit and go off on something with most of his bankroll? what is your thought... i'm curious. You have been on these forums forever now.

[ZenKinG]

Long story short. I use different tickets for different games so that way I can track each games win/loss. Well, when it came time to do my accounting, I was missing the ticket from one game for $128.80 where I made 28 bucks off a $100 ticket. I thought I left it in the machine or left it another machine when just checking if there was a play... YO BOZ AND MR. V HOWS MY FUCKING ASS TASTE U FUCKING COCKSUCKERS...GOOD LUCK FINFING ANYONE ELSE THAT COULDVE DONE WHAT IVE DONE MOVING HERE AT 26 YEARS OLD KNOWING NO ONE. HOW MANY DEGENERATES TRIED DOING THAT IN THE PAST AND ENDED UP WORKING A JOB AFTER 3 MONTHS? TRY MOVING ACROSS THE COUNTRY BY YOURSELF AND DOING IT ALONE FOR ALMOST 7 YEARS. FINF SOMEONE ELSE THAT DID THAT. SOLO. FUCKING SOLO.

You've embraced machines now and not BJ, eh?

Welcome to ploppyville!

C'mon in, the water's fine.

Oh, FWIW I too heeded the call of Horace Greeley and left the east coast to head west, alone, knowing no one, but I was 23, not 26.

Upon arriving in Oregon I supported myself and as they say, "the rest is history."

So yea: been there, done it.

Next brag?

V, he's playing advantage slots. But I remember when guys in the forums were trying to steer him to advantage slots and he kept saying slots were for losers. Someone wizened him up. Now he thinks he's King Kong. He wouldn't know jackshit if someone hadn't taught him.

Oh really? I wouldnt have known jack shit? Please go ahead and tell everyone out of the 110k profit in 8 months, 3 of which were without a car btw, 90k which have come in the last 4 months, please go ahead and tell everyone how much of that has come from people showing me the ropes. I mean you want to make assumptions like that, surely you know the answer you keno faggot bitch. I used to think 1k was the amount i made off people showing me the ropes, but then I realized there was a game i was down 1900 on so i was basically -1k off info people gave me, but now i was told some info about that game from someone in the casino that ive also made some adjustments too and now im making most of that back. So im basically breakeven on info that was given to me from people. Imagine that. Info that everyone knows doesnt fly in vegas because its so competitive. Do you actually think i could have made 90k in vegas in the last 4 months if i was using info everyone and their uncle fucking knew? Huh? Oh I guess I should also say someone gave me info on a game that was public info when i first started playing in chicago that made me pretty much all my profit on that game of 4k cause in vegas im breakeven on that. Imagine that more info that doesnt work in vegas hahahahha. This retard like many online tried to claim it was his info hahahah. Such prestigious info that HE worked on by himself through trial and error only to find out it was ripped off from shackleford and no shackleford didnt seek his advice for the info.

Hows my fucking ass taste mickeycrimm?

[accountinquestion]

You've embraced machines now and not BJ, eh?

Welcome to ploppyville!

C'mon in, the water's fine.

Oh, FWIW I too heeded the call of Horace Greeley and left the east coast to head west, alone, knowing no one, but I was 23, not 26.

Upon arriving in Oregon I supported myself and as they say, "the rest is history."

So yea: been there, done it.

Next brag?

V, he's playing advantage slots. But I remember when guys in the forums were trying to steer him to advantage slots and he kept saying slots were for losers. Someone wizened him up. Now he thinks he's King Kong. He wouldn't know jackshit if someone hadn't taught him.

Oh really? I wouldnt have known jack shit? Please go ahead and tell everyone out of the 110k profit in 8 months, 3 of which were without a car btw, 90k which have come in the last 4 months, please go ahead and tell everyone how much of that has come from people showing me the ropes. I mean you want to make assumptions like that, surely you know the answer you keno faggot bitch. I used to think 1k was the amount i made off people showing me the ropes, but then I realized there was a game i was down 1900 on so i was basically -1k off info people gave me, but now i was told some info about that game from someone in the casino that ive also made some adjustments too and now im making most of that back. So im basically breakeven on info that was given to me from people. Imagine that. Info that everyone knows doesnt fly in vegas because its so competitive. Do you actually think i could have made 90k in vegas in the last 4 months if i was using info everyone and their uncle fucking knew? Huh? Oh I guess I should also say someone gave me info on a game that was public info when i first started playing in chicago that made me pretty much all my profit on that game of 4k cause in vegas im breakeven on that. Imagine that more info that doesnt work in vegas hahahahha. This retard like many online tried to claim it was his info hahahah. Such prestigious info that HE worked on by himself through trial and error only to find out it was ripped off from shackleford and no shackleford didnt seek his advice for the info.

Hows my fucking ass taste mickeycrimm?

Glad to see you got back on track with the last sentence.

His basic point was right. You totally dogged people running slots and now you're bragging about yourself. Just stop and think.

People can still give you info and set you in the right direction. Even you said someone in the casino gave you info to straighten you out.

I like figuring out machines but have done very very little empirical studies. Basically only on basic bubble games or something where you can just do 50 spins and try to estimate the values of bubbles. A lot of these games need a lot of play and/or sharing data with others. Regardless it takes a lot of time and walking around. 90k in 4 months is good, clearly. I'd like to know what your 3 biggest losses/wins were? And your hourly.

Out of the handful of non-VCT slot hustlers I know of 2 that moved to LV. TBH it is surprising for a a few reasons..

[jbjb]

He ain't making $110k with all of the Asians sitting on plays in Vegas. No fucking way!

[accountinquestion]

He ain't making $110k with all of the Asians sitting on plays in Vegas. No fucking way!

That was in 8 months.. So that is actually 165k a year doing slots in LV. Hard to imagine. If you take the last 4 months it'd be 270k a year.

I used to like slot hustling on strip some but everytime I was in LV it seemed like a big waste of time for all the known reasons. I have no interest in staying in LV for some time now.

[AxelWolf]

Zenking... Remember how you called slot players... button-pushing frauds? You were too good for slots and anything less than grinding Black Jack was to be shamed. You're on track to make more in a year than you have lifetime at Blackjack with significantly less stress, heat, and variance.

I certainly remember when I showed you AP slots before anyone else or you knew about them over at Aria.

[MisterV]

So what do YOU think is going on with him playing slots? You think he'll just lose his shit and go off on something with most of his bankroll?

I've no clue whether he's truthful or not, but my suspicion is that he's full of shit.

Just give him some time, he'll have another tragi-comical meltdown, blaming everybody and everything but himself for his failure.

He needs to remember five words if he wants to live in sin city..."You want fries with that?"

[AxelWolf]

So what do YOU think is going on with him playing slots? You think he'll just lose his shit and go off on something with most of his bankroll?

I've no clue whether he's truthful or not, but my suspicion is that he's full of shit.

Just give him some time, he'll have another tragi-comical meltdown, blaming everybody and everything but himself for his failure.

He needs to remember five words if he wants to live in sin city..."You want fries with that?"

You're dead wrong. ZK might have issues, however, he will succeed as an Advantage Player in one way or another. He is young, smart, no drugs etc, has no debt while living in LV for years off of casinos with complete freedom, and now with a $200k Bankroll. Life is good.