Think about it. Santa and God have a list of naughty and nice people, they know when people are awake and when they are asleep, they both want everyone to be good, they are both good people themselves, they both help people out.
Think about it. Santa and God have a list of naughty and nice people, they know when people are awake and when they are asleep, they both want everyone to be good, they are both good people themselves, they both help people out.
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Both are imaginary beings created by people to SCAM other people.
Excellent post!Originally Posted by Tasha
Think about it. Santa and God have a list of naughty and nice people, they know when people are awake and when they are asleep, they both want everyone to be good, they are both good people themselves, they both help people out.
“They are both good people”
Don’t think anyone defines God as a person.
“They both help people out.”
Santa delivers presents but outside of that he doesn’t really help people out. He doesn’t change flat tires & things like that for example.
You may want to keep working on developing your premise a bit more.
People communicate with both God and Santa (Prayers to God and writing to Santa) People question if both of them are real, they are both VERY old, they both have roots in Religion(Santa Claus is actually a nickname for Saint Nicholas, in paintings, they look remarkably alike, they have plenty of Fans.Originally Posted by DGenBenExcellent post!Originally Posted by TashaThink about it. Santa and God have a list of naughty and nice people, they know when people are awake and when they are asleep, they both want everyone to be good, they are both good people themselves, they both help people out.
“They are both good people”
Don’t think anyone defines God as a person.
“They both help people out.”
Santa delivers presents but outside of that he doesn’t really help people out. He doesn’t change flat tires & things like that for example.
You may want to keep working on developing your premise a bit more.
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Take comfort in the fact that no one is actually backing up his wishes to have you permanantly banned.
Smart is knowing a Tomato is a fruit.
Wise is knowing a Tomato doesn't belong in a fruit salad.
I am glad to get my full posting rights back!
Think very carefully about it. Santa is not even close to God.Originally Posted by TashaPeople communicate with both God and Santa (Prayers to God and writing to Santa) People question if both of them are real, they are both VERY old, they both have roots in Religion(Santa Claus is actually a nickname for Saint Nicholas, in paintings, they look remarkably alike, they have plenty of Fans.Originally Posted by DGenBenExcellent post!Originally Posted by TashaThink about it. Santa and God have a list of naughty and nice people, they know when people are awake and when they are asleep, they both want everyone to be good, they are both good people themselves, they both help people out.
“They are both good people”
Don’t think anyone defines God as a person.
“They both help people out.”
Santa delivers presents but outside of that he doesn’t really help people out. He doesn’t change flat tires & things like that for example.
You may want to keep working on developing your premise a bit more.
Santa is basically an upgraded version of the Easter Bunny.
Instead of bringing just chocolate & eggs he brings anything you could find on Amazon.com
God created the entire universe from scratch.
Santa is a few centuries old, but God is eternal.
It’s like comparing one electron in one atom in one single grain of sand to the entire universe & then onto infinity.
An atheist doesn't believe in god.
Why isn't there a term for someone who doesn't believe in Santa?
Oh, hang on, I think there is..."seven years old and older."
This Santa thing is and always has been a colossal mindfuck for the young: think about it.
From birth all the adults conspire to shove The Big Santa Lie down their developing throat, causing their primitive brains to "believe" in a pile of bullshit.
Upon discovering that it was all a Big Lie kids (and some adults?) conclude that life is constructed on a tissue of lies.
Festivus for the rest of us, or in the alternativ, as we say in stumptown: "Krampus Lauf."
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I remember a Woman saying her Grandpa told her Santa Claus was fake when she was THREE. Other Posters were shocked that her Grandpa told her that when she was only three. She responded,"My Grandpa didn't want me growing up believing in fake shit."Originally Posted by MisterV
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Tasha do you wonder if the Tooth Fairy might also God?
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