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  1. #1
    Now my fucking power steering goes out while parked when I punched the center console armrest thing hard as fuck. What did I say would happen the other day when not completing a compulsion? Something is gonna happen to my car. AND LIKE FUCKING CLOCKWORK BOOM MY CARS POWER STEERING GOES AND OUT AND IM FUCKING STUCK NEXT TO THIS SHIT HOLE FAGGOT CASINO.

    AGAIN WHAT THE FUCK IS ANY OF YOUR EXCUSES TO WHY YOURE A FAILURE? HOW THE FUCK AM I NOT HOMELESS WITH HOW FUCKING CURSED I AM? HOW THE FUCK DOESNT SOMEONE HAVE OCD WHEN EVERY CHANCE THEY DONT DO A COMPULSION THEY GET ABSOLUTELY FUCKING TROLLED

  2. #2
    The retard be retarding again.


    Ahahahahahahahahahaha. You suck ass!!

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    I don't claim to be a failure and I don't punch my car so hard I mechanically break it.
    It is official. Redietz will never be on Dan Druff's podcast. "too much integrity"

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    Find someone else that can break the power steering system with one punch. Holy fuck I'm cursed with cars. The past year and a half lmaoo. I really want to know whoever is broke out there WTF IS YOUR EXCUSE? IM LITERALLY A FUCKING TROLL PUPPET AND STILL CANT BE FUCKING STOPPED. It's more the fact like fucking clockwork this always happens. A thought comes into my head if I don't xyz compulsion your cars gonna break. I try my hardest to fight the urge and say I'm not gonna do it. Boom next day car breaks. YOU THINK THATS A FUCKING COINVIDENCE. THIS LITERALLY ALWAYS FUCKING HAPPENS. Yeah just a coincidence. Coincidence for 34 fucking years straight. Fucking retards

  5. #5
    Originally Posted by accountinquestion View Post
    I don't claim to be a failure and I don't punch my car so hard I mechanically break it.
    He deserves every bit of the shit he gets. The idiots brings it on himself.

  6. #6
    ?? There's no way to disengage, disable, or destroy any vehicle's power steering system by hitting the center console armrest.

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    There's literally a 4 pin prong socket in the center of the rack and pinion under the front of the car exactly where the arm rest is. I punched it hard as fuck the whole car shook. Put two and two together. It's an electrical power steering setup on this car. Under the battery is the module and in the center of the rack and pinion is a plug. That plug is prone to becoming loose due to a faulty defect in the manufacturing of that socket.

    Life is a literal troll. Walk on fucking eggshells. Open my mouth the world falls on me. Still can't be fucking stopped. And then they wonder why I say I'm the fucking best. Anyone else would've killed themselves by now

  8. #8
    Originally Posted by ZenKinG View Post
    Find someone else that can break the power steering system with one punch. Holy fuck I'm cursed with cars. The past year and a half lmaoo. I really want to know whoever is broke out there WTF IS YOUR EXCUSE? IM LITERALLY A FUCKING TROLL PUPPET AND STILL CANT BE FUCKING STOPPED. It's more the fact like fucking clockwork this always happens. A thought comes into my head if I don't xyz compulsion your cars gonna break. I try my hardest to fight the urge and say I'm not gonna do it. Boom next day car breaks. YOU THINK THATS A FUCKING COINVIDENCE. THIS LITERALLY ALWAYS FUCKING HAPPENS. Yeah just a coincidence. Coincidence for 34 fucking years straight. Fucking retards
    Contrary to what you believe there are lots of people less capable than you in this world. That is why they're broke. If every homeless person could count cards..... it would not impact Kewl.

    Not sure what other answer you want?

    Your posts are the best.
    It is official. Redietz will never be on Dan Druff's podcast. "too much integrity"

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    This is not normal behavior! Unless Zenking is making these posts just for effect, just as a type of troll, seeking attention, he has a serious problem. If this inability to control his emotions and anger is real, it makes him unfit to attempt to gamble for a living. I don't care if his friends say he is super smart and has the brains to be a great AP. He is lacking the mental make-up.

    But an even bigger problem exists. He is a ticking time bomb. He is a dam with cracks. It isn't a question of if, but when he explodes and does serious harm to himself or even worse, others.

    I hope this is just another guy making up a story for effect, but I fear it isn't. If this is real and not just internet forum playing, anyone that considers him a friend should be telling him to seek some help to control these emotions, before he ends up dead or in prison. Forget gambling for a living, that really is the least of his problems right now.
    Dan Druff: "there's no question that MDawg has been an obnoxious braggart, and has rubbed a ton of people the wrong way. There's something missing from his stories. Either they're fabricated, grossly exaggerated, or largely incomplete".

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    Originally Posted by kewlJ View Post
    This is not normal behavior!
    Nor is constantly lying on forums
    Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    You're definitely someone who isn't adverse to lying on forums if it suits you to do so.
    and making all sorts of nonsensical claims and then refusing to back them up,
    Originally Posted by AxelWolf View Post
    KJ, I might believe you, however, you just have way too many interesting things/stories Etc that for some reason or another you can never provide any proof. There's always some, for lack of a better word, Bullshit reason why you can't/won't. It seems as if it would be in your best interest to not mention anything in the first place if you can't provide one iota of proof for whatever reason.
    or trying to back them up with admitted lies.
    Originally Posted by accountinquestion View Post
    Court is adjourned. Kewl has been found guilty of another whopper.
    Originally Posted by Tater/Moses
    KJ is strange, pathetic, and downright boring. Mdawg has definitely taken up residency in KJs head. He was up all night writing about Mdawg and at it again this morning. Man crush?

    It's the same old boring crap. Dog barking at a glass of water. He really shouldn't try to be a forum bounty hunter. Dying ain't much of a living.

    One would think KJ would be more worried about his Las Vegas haters closing him on him and a career that is toast.

    Big Ole El Cortez guy holding KJ by his feet over his patio. Much more interesting.

    His homeless tunnel roommates must avoid him like the plague.
    Originally Posted by AxelWolf View Post
    If I had to ask myself and wonder why someone would stay and keep taking a pounding while taking into account all the bad things they claim have happened to them....

    I would have to guess that it's all BS, therefore nothing bad has ever happened to them, and therefore there's no real reason to leave/ stop.

    And ZK is not the only one who threatens to stab, shoot and kill.

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    Originally Posted by kewlJ View Post
    If this inability to control his emotions and anger is real, it makes him unfit to attempt to gamble for a living.
    Originally Posted by Ozzy View Post
    Its absolutely astonishing that an emotional and mental wreck, ( possibly physical) like the UNKOOL1 can go in on a near daily basis for a few hours a day and be able to focus and apply his trade. Outside of this he has absolutely no self control whatsoever. What a damaged individual !
    Originally Posted by RobSinger,
    there is no way in hell that such a helpless little twit would ever have the required character and discipline to be the gunslinging bj player he purports to be. And he never does get how he exposes that in his myriad of postings
    Last edited by MDawg; 12-16-2023 at 10:24 AM.
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    Mdawg, first you are hijacking this and every other thread to continue your trolling. There is a time and place for your trolling and this isn't it.

    Yes, I have at times engaged in some hyperbole. If you can't tell the difference then you are not as smart as you tell us. Maybe that online education failed you.

    Maybe Zenking is just playing, I don't know. Maybe he is just pretending to be an emotional wreck type crazy person, just as you pretend to win all the time. I don't know why someone would do either. But this Zenking thing has gone on long enough that it is and should be a concern. I have in the past dismissed it as "venting". If real, it is much more than that.

    If you go back to episode 1, at WoV, for which is banned, he threatened to shoot up casinos because he had some losing sessions. That is not fucking normal! Nor acceptable in this day and age. I know a lot of people at WoV were concerned and I expect some did contact law enforcement.

    I don't think this is a game, nor an internet type troll. I think this is a person crying out for and in serious need of help. And has been for quite a while. It is time people stop making excuses for him, including dismissing it as "venting" and encourage him to seek some help in dealing with these emotion and anger issues before he or someone else gets hurt or killed.
    Dan Druff: "there's no question that MDawg has been an obnoxious braggart, and has rubbed a ton of people the wrong way. There's something missing from his stories. Either they're fabricated, grossly exaggerated, or largely incomplete".

  12. #12
    Originally Posted by kewlJ View Post
    Maybe Zenking is just playing
    But you're not.

    Originally Posted by RobSinger
    There's something s-o-o-t-h-i-n-g about posting a zinger--then knowing and watching kew be his usual incapable self jumping up & down screaming like a spoiled little kid--where he basically mocks himself for NEEDING SO DESPERATELY to post a reply he just HAS to convince everybody of.

    A wise man he is not.
    I tell you it’s wonderful to be here, man. I don’t give a damn who wins or loses. It’s just wonderful to be here with you people.

    MDawg Adventures carry on at: https://www.truepassage.com/forums/f.../46-IPlayVegas

  13. #13
    2016 (and countless final farewells since):
    Originally Posted by KewlJ
    this will be my final post here and on any site throughout the gaming/AP community.

    https://www.gamblingforums.com/threa...81/#post-14747

    Originally Posted by Gottlob1 View Post
    The thing about KJ - if you actually read what he writes - is that he constantly echoes the words/phrases and themes of the immediately previous replies by others. As I noted, a while back, he's extremely suggestible. Not someone in control of even his own life. People don't always end up in places like Vegas by their own conscious volition. My guess would be some nut-job living from one day to the next, now on the internet. Certainly of negligible intelligence, etc.
    I tell you it’s wonderful to be here, man. I don’t give a damn who wins or loses. It’s just wonderful to be here with you people.

    MDawg Adventures carry on at: https://www.truepassage.com/forums/f.../46-IPlayVegas

  14. #14
    Originally Posted by ZenKinG View Post
    Now my fucking power steering goes out while parked when I punched the center console armrest thing hard as fuck.
    Karma's a bitch.
    What, Me Worry?

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    Playing blackjack via card counting for a living is a very unique thing. It is even different than other forms of advantage play because of the extreme variance involved. It is just small number of hands played with the largest bets out that will determine if a player wins or loses. And it is quite easy to go days, weeks, even months where you lose more of these hands that determine everything. A player HAS to be able to deal with losing for periods of time. This is a big part of why I set out to share my journey, and everything involved, all the ups and downs involved.

    It isn't always easy. The first few times you go through somewhat long periods of losing, you might not understand what is going on. You start to question the math you know and understand. My younger brother is experiencing that right now for the first time in his 7 year career. It isn't really my place to discuss his journey, so I won't say much more than he is very frustrated right now. But he will get through it, as all long-term blackjack card counters do and life will go on and at some point maybe next year, or the year after he will have a year way above expectation, a year he just seems to win most of those bigger bets.

    A player HAS to learn to deal with this, without freaking out and destroying their car or punching holes in the wall or threatening to shoot up casinos. If you can't then this isn't for you. That is all there is to say.

    It seems like Zenking has moved away from card counting/blackjack to other forms of AP. Maybe that will suit him better, but so far, doesn't seem to be.
    Dan Druff: "there's no question that MDawg has been an obnoxious braggart, and has rubbed a ton of people the wrong way. There's something missing from his stories. Either they're fabricated, grossly exaggerated, or largely incomplete".

  17. #17
    Originally Posted by kewlJ View Post
    Mdawg, first you are hijacking this and every other thread to continue your trolling. There is a time and place for your trolling and this isn't it.

    Yes, I have at times engaged in some hyperbole. If you can't tell the difference then you are not as smart as you tell us. Maybe that online education failed you.

    Maybe Zenking is just playing, I don't know. Maybe he is just pretending to be an emotional wreck type crazy person, just as you pretend to win all the time. I don't know why someone would do either. But this Zenking thing has gone on long enough that it is and should be a concern. I have in the past dismissed it as "venting". If real, it is much more than that.

    If you go back to episode 1, at WoV, for which is banned, he threatened to shoot up casinos because he had some losing sessions. That is not fucking normal! Nor acceptable in this day and age. I know a lot of people at WoV were concerned and I expect some did contact law enforcement.

    I don't think this is a game, nor an internet type troll. I think this is a person crying out for and in serious need of help. And has been for quite a while. It is time people stop making excuses for him, including dismissing it as "venting" and encourage him to seek some help in dealing with these emotion and anger issues before he or someone else gets hurt or killed.
    The very next day, after he calmed down, he was SHOCKED that he threatened to shoot up a Casino and regretted saying that. Zenking isn't BANNED from WOV, he's on an extended Suspension. Wizard said if Zenking apologizes for the threat to shoot up a Casino and apologizes to WOV, he will be let back. Zenking did kind of apologize for the first part, "I shouldn't have threatened to shoot up a Casino." But he never did the second part. I remember asking why I'm plain banned from WOV over the cussing rant that I apologized for multiple times and Zenking is just on an extended Suspension. I said something like,"Surely threatening to shoot up a Casino is far more serious than a cussing rant?" People were like,"Because Zenking tends to go on crazy rants constantly. Your cussing rant was shocking. " Um, threatening to shoot up a Casino is far worse than a cussing rant
    https://photos.app.goo.gl/Zk2WAFzDcrJ7pjNB7

    Take comfort in the fact that no one is actually backing up his wishes to have you permanantly banned.


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    Originally Posted by Don Perignom View Post
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    Bravo, well done.
    What, Me Worry?

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    You have to admit, with the advent of the MDawg, Finkle, Perignom, and Pen, that one has to up his game to remain competitively relevant. Long gone are the Singer's, Tasha's, and KJ's, and, even the Red's, and Monet's. Ha.

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