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  1. #21
    im not fit for gambling for a living? Here goes the KJ fraud talking in such a simple tone about how AP works and blackjack. Just how you write about AP makes me cringe, it's almost like you never played a hand in your life. You say all the right things and explain blackjack in such a simple sense when describing the game, it's like you're speaking to a 5 year old about how counting works.

    But yeah, hey KJ remind everyone how much ive taken from casinos now with 10% effort? Please remind everyone. It is more or less than $300,000? You would think someone so unstable and unable to control his emotions would have leaked by now right? Thats why im the best, i dont fit to stereotypes, im my own fucking person and my own dataset. When you speak to me you speak to the 0.1% in everything they fuckign do. Now get the fuck out of my thread.

  2. #22
    Originally Posted by ZenKinG View Post
    Here goes the KJ fraud talking in such a simple tone about how AP works and blackjack. Just how you write about AP makes me cringe, it's almost like you never played a hand in your life. You say all the right things and explain blackjack in such a simple sense when describing the game, it's like you're speaking to a 5 year old about how counting works.
    Originally Posted by mdawg
    It would be expected that someone who merely reads about blackjack but doesn't play much of it would have such bland descriptions with, as almost always, not a single description of an actual hand played.
    I tell you it’s wonderful to be here, man. I don’t give a damn who wins or loses. It’s just wonderful to be here with you people.

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  3. #23
    Just the way he writes stuff like "Thats not how blackjack card counting works". Like who the fuck talks like that other than someone that never played or has played almost nothing and first getting into it. Its cringy as hell. Put two and two together. No ones ever met this guy, probably some retard in india posting on the forums looking for attention creating this persona online. What else is new in a community and industry full of degens, scammers, and pathological liars.

  4. #24
    Originally Posted by mdawg
    It’s become increasingly clear that everyone is right and that UNKewlJ is a habitual liar and the reason he’s never backed up anything he has to say here is because it’s all lies. Backed down from any proposed challenges.

    From lies about himself to lies about others there’s no end to his nonsense. He has no idea who I am and he has no idea who he is either - his online persona is the composite of people he’s read about as he tries desperately, as AccountInQuestion has said many times, to establish street creds. If you were to ask for the real UNKewlJ to stand up he’d be hard pressed to know when to stand!

    UNKewlJ keeps repeating the same nonsense over and over about himself and others and this latest nonsense about an imaginary lawsuit is no different.
    I tell you it’s wonderful to be here, man. I don’t give a damn who wins or loses. It’s just wonderful to be here with you people.

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  5. #25
    Originally Posted by ZenKinG View Post
    im not fit for gambling for a living? Here goes the KJ fraud talking in such a simple tone about how AP works and blackjack. Just how you write about AP makes me cringe, it's almost like you never played a hand in your life. You say all the right things and explain blackjack in such a simple sense when describing the game, it's like you're speaking to a 5 year old about how counting works.

    But yeah, hey KJ remind everyone how much ive taken from casinos now with 10% effort? Please remind everyone. It is more or less than $300,000? You would think someone so unstable and unable to control his emotions would have leaked by now right? Thats why im the best, i dont fit to stereotypes, im my own fucking person and my own dataset. When you speak to me you speak to the 0.1% in everything they fuckign do. Now get the fuck out of my thread.
    You're an idiot and haven't made shit in a casino. Go fuck yourself asshole!

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    How's that power steering coming?

    What are going to beat next, your meat?

    Bwa ha ha ha
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  7. #27
    He's just a whining, sniveling little bitch!

    Go back to your retarded soccer game.

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    I second that! Good one!

  9. #29
    Originally Posted by ZenKinG View Post
    im not fit for gambling for a living? Here goes the KJ fraud talking in such a simple tone about how AP works and blackjack. Just how you write about AP makes me cringe, it's almost like you never played a hand in your life. You say all the right things and explain blackjack in such a simple sense when describing the game, it's like you're speaking to a 5 year old about how counting works.

    But yeah, hey KJ remind everyone how much ive taken from casinos now with 10% effort? Please remind everyone. It is more or less than $300,000? You would think someone so unstable and unable to control his emotions would have leaked by now right? Thats why im the best, i dont fit to stereotypes, im my own fucking person and my own dataset. When you speak to me you speak to the 0.1% in everything they fuckign do. Now get the fuck out of my thread.
    What do you broke ass bitches talk about when you que up in line at the rescue mission for a bowl of beans?
    Challenge to redietz. We bet every NFL regular season game. You make the picks. If you lay the fav I get 2 extra points. If you take the dog I get a 2 point discount. Easy pickings for you.

  10. #30
    Lol wtf. Random shit going wrong with cars is routine shit that happens to literally anyone who’s owned a vehicle for more than 5-10 years in their life but completely normal random shit and “I’m cursed, I’m gonna call everyone frauds and faggots, poor me.”

    Grow the fuck up already, you still behave like a spoiled 13 year old regardless of what you’ve accomplished in blackjack or slots. And there’s no reason anyone but you should give a shit about that other than you make people dislike you by being an asshole on the internet.

  11. #31
    That was harsh…I’m the asshole on the internet today…but still mostly true.

  12. #32
    Originally Posted by mcap View Post
    That was harsh…I’m the asshole on the internet today…but still mostly true.
    Glad that you admitted that! As per the first, and, last lines of your previous quote.


    Originally Posted by mcap View Post
    Lol wtf.
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    Originally Posted by mcap View Post
    And there’s no reason anyone but you should give a shit about that other than you make people dislike you by being an asshole on the internet.
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    I second that! Good one!
    The craziest are the ones who can't see, and, can't admit, it. Ha. Who live in a dream world without shadows.

  13. #33
    Originally Posted by 1Hit1der View Post
    The craziest are the ones who can't see, and, can't admit, it. Ha. Who live in a dream world without shadows.
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    says UNKewlJ, aka
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  14. #34
    Originally Posted by mcap View Post
    Lol wtf. Random shit going wrong with cars is routine shit that happens to literally anyone who’s owned a vehicle for more than 5-10 years in their life but completely normal random shit and “I’m cursed, I’m gonna call everyone frauds and faggots, poor me.”

    Grow the fuck up already, you still behave like a spoiled 13 year old regardless of what you’ve accomplished in blackjack or slots. And there’s no reason anyone but you should give a shit about that other than you make people dislike you by being an asshole on the internet.
    Is this the thread where you get to bitch about repair bills? Great. Last week the Brake Warning Light came on my instrument cluster. Must be the brake pads are getting close, I thought. So I get an appointment at Midas, which I've used many times in the past and know they ain't a ripoff. It's a 7 year old vehicle.

    So I needed rear brake pads, calipers and rotors. But that ain't all they found. The power steering pump was going out. A tie rod was going bad. And some other small stuff.

    So the bill was $2705, $1600 for parts and $1100 for labor. Yes, I know, they just have the parts delivered from the parts store then mark them up 100%. But I don't like fucking around. When something needs fixed I want it fixed now. Time is money. I ain't got time to fuck around and try to save a few bucks.

    I'm not really bitching. When you put 50K miles a year on vehicles you are going to pay repairs bills. Get used to it. It's one of my expenses.
    Challenge to redietz. We bet every NFL regular season game. You make the picks. If you lay the fav I get 2 extra points. If you take the dog I get a 2 point discount. Easy pickings for you.

  15. #35
    Post Covid, at least if you're having OEM parts (meaning, factory) installed, there is not much difference on something like brake pads and rotors between having the dealer do the job, or some non-dealer place, or even buying the parts yourself from the dealer and installing them yourself. It has all evened out.

    Even the difference between just having the dealer do it with all factory genuine parts or some other place doing it with non factory parts isn't as great as it was just a few years ago.

    This sort of thing applies more or less for any auto repair nowadays, not just a brake job. You used to save a lot by avoiding the dealer for an out of warranty or maintenance job, not as much these days.


    These are all things car owners know and have experienced. UNKewlJ, being homeless, has never owned a car in his life. Okay maybe if he'd grown up in NYC, no car and no driver license might be the norm, but Las Vegas is big enough to require a vehicle. Even when we stay in the hotels we like to have our own car present. Tunnel Dwellers like UNKewlJ just need to walk the relatively short distance to the Strip to hustle.
    I tell you it’s wonderful to be here, man. I don’t give a damn who wins or loses. It’s just wonderful to be here with you people.

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  16. #36
    Originally Posted by mickeycrimm View Post
    Originally Posted by mcap View Post
    Lol wtf. Random shit going wrong with cars is routine shit that happens to literally anyone who’s owned a vehicle for more than 5-10 years in their life but completely normal random shit and “I’m cursed, I’m gonna call everyone frauds and faggots, poor me.”

    Grow the fuck up already, you still behave like a spoiled 13 year old regardless of what you’ve accomplished in blackjack or slots. And there’s no reason anyone but you should give a shit about that other than you make people dislike you by being an asshole on the internet.
    Is this the thread where you get to bitch about repair bills? Great. Last week the Brake Warning Light came on my instrument cluster. Must be the brake pads are getting close, I thought. So I get an appointment at Midas, which I've used many times in the past and know they ain't a ripoff. It's a 7 year old vehicle.

    So I needed rear brake pads, calipers and rotors. But that ain't all they found. The power steering pump was going out. A tie rod was going bad. And some other small stuff.

    So the bill was $2705, $1600 for parts and $1100 for labor. Yes, I know, they just have the parts delivered from the parts store then mark them up 100%. But I don't like fucking around. When something needs fixed I want it fixed now. Time is money. I ain't got time to fuck around and try to save a few bucks.

    I'm not really bitching. When you put 50K miles a year on vehicles you are going to pay repairs bills. Get used to it. It's one of my expenses.
    When you live out of your car with the engine idling all night of course your car shits out at 50k. Probably have 4x hours on it you should. Doh.

  17. #37
    MDawg, you're showing the reason everyone knows you're not what you pretend you are. Anyone who was, wouldn't waste their time with someone like KJ who wouldn't be worth the time of day, if you actually were what you pretend to be.

  18. #38
    Originally Posted by mcap View Post
    MDawg, you're showing the reason everyone knows you're not what you pretend you are. Anyone who was, wouldn't waste their time with someone like KJ who wouldn't be worth the time of day, if you actually were what you pretend to be.
    Lol yea I had this exact thought... I don't even know ppl who do their own brakes much less know the.comparisons of brake pads.. head scratcher

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    A car repair thread?

    Neat, about time!

    I'm finishing up some work on my '82 Volvo 244 Turbo; the belts were slipping after an engine out to replace the transmission and I discovered a leaking power steering pump hose fitting; last night I put Loctite 592 on the pressure hose threads where it attaches to the pump, but I have to wait 72 hours for it to cure.

    Tired of a lumpy idle I removed and tore down the K-Jet / C.I.S. fuel distributor on the work bench: not a task for newbies, fraught with peril.

    Lubricated, cleaned, adjusted...the usual stuff.

    Won't know if my efforts succeed til I fire 'er up in a couple days.
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  20. #40
    Originally Posted by accountinquestion View Post
    Originally Posted by mickeycrimm View Post
    Originally Posted by mcap View Post
    Lol wtf. Random shit going wrong with cars is routine shit that happens to literally anyone who’s owned a vehicle for more than 5-10 years in their life but completely normal random shit and “I’m cursed, I’m gonna call everyone frauds and faggots, poor me.”

    Grow the fuck up already, you still behave like a spoiled 13 year old regardless of what you’ve accomplished in blackjack or slots. And there’s no reason anyone but you should give a shit about that other than you make people dislike you by being an asshole on the internet.
    Is this the thread where you get to bitch about repair bills? Great. Last week the Brake Warning Light came on my instrument cluster. Must be the brake pads are getting close, I thought. So I get an appointment at Midas, which I've used many times in the past and know they ain't a ripoff. It's a 7 year old vehicle.

    So I needed rear brake pads, calipers and rotors. But that ain't all they found. The power steering pump was going out. A tie rod was going bad. And some other small stuff.

    So the bill was $2705, $1600 for parts and $1100 for labor. Yes, I know, they just have the parts delivered from the parts store then mark them up 100%. But I don't like fucking around. When something needs fixed I want it fixed now. Time is money. I ain't got time to fuck around and try to save a few bucks.

    I'm not really bitching. When you put 50K miles a year on vehicles you are going to pay repairs bills. Get used to it. It's one of my expenses.
    When you live out of your car with the engine idling all night of course your car shits out at 50k. Probably have 4x hours on it you should. Doh.
    Cooking hotdogs on the manifold probably doesn't help as well...RIP

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