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  1. #41
    Originally Posted by ftpjesus View Post
    Marriage is the only thing you can do in 5mins and take 5+yrs to undo.
    Even worse ... sex leading to unplanned pregnancy.

    Five or so minutes of pleasure, eighteen or more years of paying child support.
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  2. #42
    I seen a sign over a lawyers office today:

    SAME DAY DIVORCE

    Is this true, V?
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  3. #43
    Originally Posted by mickeycrimm View Post
    I seen a sign over a lawyers office today: SAME DAY DIVORCE. Is this true, V?
    I don't doubt that some deceitful lawyer had such a sign: those scallywags will stoop very low to entice gullible clients into their lair.

    But no, you cannot file a new divorce and finalize it the same day, at least not that I've ever heard tell of.

    I did a quick google and found out you might be able to do it in a week:

    https://www.shouselaw.com/nv/blog/7-...-in-las-vegas/
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  5. #45
    Originally Posted by mickeycrimm View Post
    I seen a sign over a lawyers office today:

    SAME DAY DIVORCE

    Is this true, V?
    V probably isn’t even a real lawyer, he just plays one on the interwebs.

  6. #46
    Originally Posted by mcap View Post
    Originally Posted by mickeycrimm View Post
    I seen a sign over a lawyers office today:

    SAME DAY DIVORCE

    Is this true, V?
    V probably isn’t even a real lawyer, he just plays one on the interwebs.
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  7. #47
    Originally Posted by mcap View Post
    V probably isn’t even a real lawyer, he just plays one on the interwebs.
    I'll let my doppelganger give you some valuable legal advice...

    Last edited by MisterV; 01-04-2024 at 10:01 PM.
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  8. #48
    You could always hire the MDawg, or Regnis, to post for you over the internet. Especially, in your declining years. Ha.
    Last edited by 1Hit1der; 01-05-2024 at 03:21 AM.

  9. #49
    Originally Posted by MisterV View Post
    I'll let my doppelganger give you some valuable legal advice...
    If you can believe it, I had never seen that movie until last year. "As your attorney..."

    I tried to watch it once when I was young but it was a bit too out there. You need to get a few years on you to appreciate depravity of this level.
    Last edited by jdog; 01-05-2024 at 11:02 AM.

  10. #50
    Yes, sound legal advice is invaluable.
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  11. #51
    On the news, they had a divorce hotel where you get divorced over a weekend. A newly divorced ex husband looked like he wanted to KISS his newly divorced ex wife and she ducked or something like that. They ended the segment with them clinking champagne glasses and saying,"Happy divorce!" It was weird.
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  12. #52
    Originally Posted by Tasha View Post
    On the news, they had a divorce hotel where you get divorced over a weekend. A newly divorced ex husband looked like he wanted to KISS his newly divorced ex wife and she ducked or something like that. They ended the segment with them clinking champagne glasses and saying,"Happy divorce!" It was weird.


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  13. #53
    Originally Posted by MisterV View Post
    Yes, sound legal advice is invaluable.
    The laws of man tend more to hidden chaos than to outward order as with the laws of the universe.

    Interestingly, the basic physical and mathematical laws of the universe are most easily sorted out, to the fullest degree, along with those of its complementary universe. Given two periodic tables of the elements, with two different lengths, by two different sets of universal constants, things either go to hell, or, converge, in each way, fairly fast. Wow!


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    37*53 = 1961: (53 - 37) = 16; (53 + 37) = 90 = 9*10 ---> 91.

    6:17 ---> 617 = [(100 + √9)*6 - 1] ---> 1961
    Last edited by 1Hit1der; 01-05-2024 at 07:36 PM.
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    Gambling will addict some of the people, some of the time, but, deludes all of the people, all of the time.
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  14. #54
    Originally Posted by 1Hit1der View Post
    Originally Posted by Tasha View Post
    On the news, they had a divorce hotel where you get divorced over a weekend. A newly divorced ex husband looked like he wanted to KISS his newly divorced ex wife and she ducked or something like that. They ended the segment with them clinking champagne glasses and saying,"Happy divorce!" It was weird.


    Annulled after 55 hours of marriage.
    Her family forced the annulment because they were afraid they were going to lose their meal ticket.
    "More importantly, mickey thought 8-4 was two games over .500. Argued about it. C'mon, man. Nothing can top that for math expertise. If GWAE ever has you on again, you can be sure I'll be calling in with that gem.'Nuff said." REDIETZ

  15. #55
    It is 2024 and I am still unmarried. Sad!
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  16. #56
    Originally Posted by MisterV View Post
    Originally Posted by mickeycrimm View Post
    I seen a sign over a lawyers office today: SAME DAY DIVORCE. Is this true, V?
    I don't doubt that some deceitful lawyer had such a sign: those scallywags will stoop very low to entice gullible clients into their lair.

    But no, you cannot file a new divorce and finalize it the same day, at least not that I've ever heard tell of.

    I did a quick google and found out you might be able to do it in a week:

    https://www.shouselaw.com/nv/blog/7-...-in-las-vegas/
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