Douche Dawg

[accountinquestion]

Dear Kewl,

Clearly Singer is full of it. His whole "I wrote the book as cover" is nonsense. When you watch him being interviewed by Alan it is as clear as day he is trying to convince people. No one is paying attention to that anymore so bringing him up is nonsensical given your claimed motives.


You clearly need the attention. When your blackjack story was waning and people weren't all going on about this cool guy Kewl who has made a living grinding out blackjack for 10 years you had to start inventing other stories to grab attention. This is what it is all about. That is why you have to respond in some crazy way every time I say Rob is funny. Who fucking cars about his RV, his goofy book, or anything else. No one is taking Singer seriously to begin with bro. So why do you? You clearly need attention. Why? I have no idea what your background is but it literally could not be more clear.

[accountinquestion]

Remember Slingshot on this forum. He admitted he tried to play Singer's progression video poker system and lost.

Slingshot has about 1750 posts archived on this site. You are asserting, without corroboration, that he admitted he tried to play Singer's progression video poker system and lost.

Until you provide a quote to that effect, aren't you posting misinformation and being intentionally misleading?

Regarding MDawg, since you have no knowledge that his posts on WOV about Blackjack have influenced or been detrimental to anyone's financial condition, then your assertions about other players amount to nothing more than propaganda.

These are lies that you keep repeating, with the intention that they become accepted as truth.

Wait now Kewl is a Nazi? Wow. What a plot twist. Love it.

Kewl, you Nazi, what say you?

[kewlJ]

You are stuck on this guy. You should find some other outlet in life and enjoy yourself.

I am stuck on him???

How many times does 3, 4, 5 days go by here that not a word is said. And who is it that always posts something about me to start it up again?

Same thing at WoV. I am not even on that forum any longer since I resigned early last year. Today alone Mdawg brought me up 4 different times.

At Gambling Forums I hadn't posted in months, until Mdawg started talking and lying about me.

Dude I don't know what that bug up your ass is about me, but take it out.

As a matter of fact, I never knew what your issue was. I know what Singers is. I wasn't the main person that brought his little fantasy bullshit down, I and others contributed, but I give majority credit to Maxpen. But his issue is that I won't allow him to forget it. Singer likes to play the game where he just disappears or goes quiet for a little while and then starts up again repeating his claims like nothing happened. I won't allow that. I won't let him forget, so he hates me.

Mdawg, I played a much bigger role in completely debunking his bullshit claims. So that is what his issue is.

So what the fuck is yours?

And don't give me that shit that I lied to you, because I didn't. You may think that, but you cant prove anything I said was a lie. You might think someothing doesn't make sense, but that is not what proof is.

When I say someone lied, I can prove it. I say Singer lied, and the proof is that he climbed in an RV at a dealership, took pictures and claimed it was his. Proof of a lie.

I say Singer lied about the double up bug and other claims. And the proof is that despite all these different million and multi-million dollar claims, when you look up the guy using his real name, you find nothing but bankruptcies, evictions and a net worth of less that 50k. Proof of a lie. Not even a rental property since his last eviction and legal action by that apartment complex. He lives with his daughter for Christ sakes.

When I say Mdawg lied, I can pull up 7 straight months of posts that he claims he won every day or almost every day and them....boom, "wizard and I went over my records and I am about even". Proof of a lie.

Let's not even get into the other bullshit, like living in tunnels, prostitution, Hawaiian or Pacific Islander nonsense.

So AinQ, what do you have that proves I lied about anything? Other than the one thing I lied about to protect my identity that I have admitted?

Dan Druff's weird free speech forum or not, there should be a standard that if you say something about someone that is not true and they challenge it, you should have to prove it. That is the way it works in the real word. You just cant say whatever the fuck you want or you might get hauled into court and lose 83 million dollars. Why should the standard be different here?

If you can prove I lied about something do it. Otherwise stop acting like an asshole troll.

[accountinquestion]

So AinQ, what do you have that proves I lied about anything? Other than the one thing I lied about to protect my identity that I have admitted?

I know you lie by having a basic grounding in reality.

(And yes of course you lied to me)

I could make up absurd claims and then tell you they have to be considered true because you have no way to prove otherwise. That is nonsensical.

Just because you claim something unprovable doesn't mean everyone should just take it as true. You can't understand that is how the world works?

[kewlJ]

Just because you claim something unprovable doesn't mean everyone should just take it as true. You can't understand that is how the world works?

Where have I ever said you or anyone else HAS to take anything as true?

I share some things (no longer) about my journey as a card counter making a living for 20 years (next month) on what is supposed to be a gambling related forum. Where did I ever say you HAVE to believe anything. Post quotes and links of where I said that.

Now along the way, I am happy to discuss anything I have said (as much as I can), maybe explain something if I have not explained it well. But nowhere, never, ever, ever have I said you have to believe me. So just stop that shit. I don't give a fuck if you believe me, believe in Jack in the beanstalk, believe Donald Trump is God, believe the moon landing happened in Hollywood, or believe Mdawg is the Pope of Las Vegas. That is on you....not me.

But if you are going to call me a liar, you should be able to offer some sort of proof. And saying something doesn't make sense to you, or you think something is not true, is not proof.

[accountinquestion]

Just because you claim something unprovable doesn't mean everyone should just take it as true. You can't understand that is how the world works?

Where have I ever said you or anyone else HAS to take anything as true?

I share some things (no longer) about my journey as a card counter making a living for 20 years (next month) on what is supposed to be a gambling related forum. Where did I ever say you HAVE to believe anything. Post quotes and links of where I said that.

Now along the way, I am happy to discuss anything I have said (as much as I can), maybe explain something if I have not explained it well. But nowhere, never, ever, ever have I said you have to believe me. So just stop that shit. I don't give a fuck if you believe me, believe in Jack in the beanstalk, believe Donald Trump is God, believe the moon landing happened in Hollywood, or believe Mdawg is the Pope of Las Vegas. That is on you....not me.

But if you are going to call me a liar, you should be able to offer some sort of proof. And saying something doesn't make sense to you, or you think something is not true, is not proof.

Well no one does believe you. Isn't that the basic problem?

Who said I need proof to say you're full of shit? You're not even a real person. Legitimately not a real person.

[kewlJ]

Well no one does believe you. Isn't that the basic problem?

Not a problem for me. Changes nothing for me. Not where I live, what I do, what I make.

Does it hurt my feelings that you and the others are hating and lying about things you know are not true, because of something you dislike about me that isn't even about gambling or what is said? yeah, a little. But that really is your problem not mine.

[accountinquestion]

Well no one does believe you. Isn't that the basic problem?

Not a problem for me. Changes nothing for me. Not where I live, what I do, what I make.

Does it hurt my feelings that you and the others are hating and lying about things you know are not true, because of something you dislike about me that isn't even about gambling or what is said? yeah, a little. But that really is your problem not mine.

I have no problem. I just post on here when I am bored. You basically bring all this upon yourself but this has all be hashed and rehashed.

You're the one trying to convince everyone you don't care. You put a lot of effort into it. It is nonsensical to claim otherwise and I'm glad you said that it bothers you "a little". That is actually a welcome first step so I will leave you alone for now.

Seriously dude go find some other outlets in life. It can be hard but surely you can do it?

[kewlJ]

Seriously dude go find some other outlets in life. It can be hard but surely you can do it?

Don't tell me what to fucking do. How about YOU go put a gun in your mouth and blow your brains out. How about that?

If you want to tell people what to do, who can and can't post. Who should leave the forum. Who can't post because YOU find them presumptive or obnoxious, how about you start your own forum and do that. This isn't your fucking forum.

[accountinquestion]

Seriously dude go find some other outlets in life. It can be hard but surely you can do it?

Don't tell me what to fucking do. How about YOU go put a gun in your mouth and blow your brains out. How about that?

If you want to tell people what to do, who can and can't post. Who should leave the forum. Who can't post because YOU find them presumptive or obnoxious, how about you start your own forum and do that. This isn't your fucking forum.

I'm just giving you advice for what should clearly make you a healthier person mentally. It is funny. The nicer and more reasonable I am the crazier and more unhinged you become.

You can post all you want but don't expect people to not give you shit for your endless nonsense that YES you try your best to convince people of this nonsense.

Your whole put a gun to your mouth blah blah just goes to show how you can't be taken seriously. It also suggests a very dark side with your need to go to guns and the likes. MaxPen might have been closer than most people are willing to believe. I wasn't going to suggest it but all this gun nonsense. You just keep showing how much it really does matter to you and how unstable you are.

Like I said bro. Log off and go see some sunlight. Get a pet? Find something to do as clearly this forum is not good for you. Seriously.

[kewlJ]

Seriously dude go find some other outlets in life. It can be hard but surely you can do it?

Don't tell me what to fucking do. How about YOU go put a gun in your mouth and blow your brains out. How about that?

If you want to tell people what to do, who can and can't post. Who should leave the forum. Who can't post because YOU find them presumptive or obnoxious, how about you start your own forum and do that. This isn't your fucking forum.

I'm just giving you advice for what should clearly make you a healthier person mentally. It is funny. The nicer and more reasonable I am the crazier and more unhinged you become.

You can post all you want but don't expect people to not give you shit for your endless nonsense that YES you try your best to convince people of this nonsense.

Your whole put a gun to your mouth blah blah just goes to show how you can't be taken seriously. It also suggests a very dark side with your need to go to guns and the likes. MaxPen might have been closer than most people are willing to believe. I wasn't going to suggest it but all this gun nonsense. You just keep showing how much it really does matter to you and how unstable you are.

Like I said bro. Log off and go see some sunlight. Get a pet? Find something to do as clearly this forum is not good for you. Seriously.

Okay, well I think you need to get laid more. And the reason I believe you don't is because you are a closeted fag who can't deal with yourself. And please don't get a pet, because if it is a male pet, I am afraid you will commit some bestiality act on it.

How does that grab you?

And by the way....I am trying to be nice to you, just offering my opinion, so that you may have a better life. Forget that you didn't ask for my opinion.

[accountinquestion]

Don't tell me what to fucking do. How about YOU go put a gun in your mouth and blow your brains out. How about that?

If you want to tell people what to do, who can and can't post. Who should leave the forum. Who can't post because YOU find them presumptive or obnoxious, how about you start your own forum and do that. This isn't your fucking forum.

I'm just giving you advice for what should clearly make you a healthier person mentally. It is funny. The nicer and more reasonable I am the crazier and more unhinged you become.

You can post all you want but don't expect people to not give you shit for your endless nonsense that YES you try your best to convince people of this nonsense.

Your whole put a gun to your mouth blah blah just goes to show how you can't be taken seriously. It also suggests a very dark side with your need to go to guns and the likes. MaxPen might have been closer than most people are willing to believe. I wasn't going to suggest it but all this gun nonsense. You just keep showing how much it really does matter to you and how unstable you are.

Like I said bro. Log off and go see some sunlight. Get a pet? Find something to do as clearly this forum is not good for you. Seriously.

Okay, well I think you need to get laid more. And the reason I believe you don't is because you are a closeted fag who can't deal with yourself. And please don't get a pet, because if it is a male pet, I am afraid you will commit some bestiality act on it.

How does that grab you?

And by the way....I am trying to be nice to you, just offering my opinion, so that you may have a better life. Forget that you didn't ask for my opinion.

It grabs me as lol.

I do need to get laid more so you got that right. Had a woman get me off in weekend before last so I'm not totally out. Im working on it. Actually just bought a new place myself. Have been buying furniture and fixing it up in a few minor ways. Have a mattress being delivered tomorrow for the cali-king. yay. It is in a fairly high demand part of town. I can airbnb it for a goodly amount if I want to go on extended casino trips. Need to lose some weight. I'm not fat but I'm like any standard white nerd dude. Skinny fat. There ya go Kewl, mock me all you want. It is all true though. Great stuff to walk to around here. I hope this area doesn't change much more for a long time.

The reality is that I'm far far closer to not caring than you'll ever be. Thats why I lol but that is where I'm at in life. Nothing exciting but it is a good life and for that I am thankful. I live a life of leisure. I'm not of the working class but I do have to apply myself to not work. Don't want a pet as I like to be able to travel but the suggestion itself isn't bad for most.

Glad you were nice but seriously Kewl. This place is not good for your mental health. This need for you to keep up all these lies and base your existence around it is NOT healthy. Just log off for a few weeks and you may find your mood to greatly improve.

[kewlJ]

It grabs me as lol.

I do need to get laid more so you got that right. Had a woman get me off in weekend before last so I'm not totally out. Im working on it. Actually just bought a new place myself. Have been buying furniture and fixing it up in a few minor ways. Have a mattress being delivered tomorrow for the cali-king. yay. It is in a fairly high demand part of town. I can airbnb it for a goodly amount if I want to go on extended casino trips. Need to lose some weight. I'm not fat but I'm like any standard white nerd dude. Skinny fat. There ya go Kewl, mock me all you want. It is all true though. Great stuff to walk to around here. I hope this area doesn't change much more for a long time.

The reality is that I'm far far closer to not caring than you'll ever be. Thats why I lol but that is where I'm at in life. Nothing exciting but it is a good life and for that I am thankful. I live a life of leisure. I'm not of the working class but I do have to apply myself to not work. Don't want a pet as I like to be able to travel but the suggestion itself isn't bad for most.

I don't believe a word you just said. You are lying about everything.

[accountinquestion]

It grabs me as lol.

I do need to get laid more so you got that right. Had a woman get me off in weekend before last so I'm not totally out. Im working on it. Actually just bought a new place myself. Have been buying furniture and fixing it up in a few minor ways. Have a mattress being delivered tomorrow for the cali-king. yay. It is in a fairly high demand part of town. I can airbnb it for a goodly amount if I want to go on extended casino trips. Need to lose some weight. I'm not fat but I'm like any standard white nerd dude. Skinny fat. There ya go Kewl, mock me all you want. It is all true though. Great stuff to walk to around here. I hope this area doesn't change much more for a long time.

The reality is that I'm far far closer to not caring than you'll ever be. Thats why I lol but that is where I'm at in life. Nothing exciting but it is a good life and for that I am thankful. I live a life of leisure. I'm not of the working class but I do have to apply myself to not work. Don't want a pet as I like to be able to travel but the suggestion itself isn't bad for most.

I don't believe a word you just said. You are lying about everything.

lol. got me.

on some level I've become rather fond of you.

[mcap]

Kew is sounding like Zenking now. Maybe that means he could actually be a real life blackjack player?

[MDawg]

If you want to tell people what to do, who can and can't post. Who should leave the forum. Who can't post because YOU find them presumptive or obnoxious, how about you start your own forum and do that. This isn't your fucking forum.

LOL that's EXACTLY what UNKewlJ does almost every day when he posts "MDawg should have stuck to posting about the life of a losing high roller," "MDawg should have stuck to reporting about high end comps a world most of us don't know about" etc. etc.

Basically, this hypocrite whatever he accuses others of, you may be assured that he's done himself first, and worse.

The twenty-four most major UNKewl lies I can think of concern (1) his lie about Moses showing up at a condo he claimed he lived at, (2) a condo it turned out that he has no ownership in and does not even live in, where he can’t even get his story straight about what is and what is not allowed by the condo CCRs, (3) his faking his own death, (4) lying about ever having been robbed, (5) the nonsense about MGM execs showing up at his apartment on Halloween to give him player records on someone who isn't even MDawg, (6) the backrooming lawsuit, (7) the lie about being doxxed, or ever having his name placed in any casino database, (8) the rigged shuffler, (9) $50. free play for $100K win on a slot progressive, (10) $50K multi hand VP hit, (11) winning a car, (12) the lie about never asking anyone else to prove anything, (13) the lie about knowing attorney Nersesian well or at all, and having him on "speed dial," (14) lies that made it clear that he has never filed taxes as a professional gambler, (15) fabricated sports bets, (16) lies about that he has calculated his exact "expected win" over a decade and a half period, (17) lies about ever playing blackjack other than red green chip action as cover for a sugar daddy hustle, (18) lying about how “many” APs know him, (19) lies about how “many” APs have offered to “hire him” for their blackjack teams, (20) lying and claiming that he has never told others how they should post and about what, (21) lying about never posting again about this or that or on this or that forum, (22) lies about the "oily" surfboard, (23) lied about whether or not he was gay, (24) the lie about even having a dead "soul mate" which he recanted.

That rigged shuffler story, besides not making any sense, reaffirmed in my mind that this guy really doesn't play much table games, because I'd expect such nonsense from a recreational player, not a card counter.

And as usual, as he gets hemmed in, he is changing the story on some of these. Even renounced the existence of his "soul mate" claims he lied about him and his gay marriage too!

[kewlJ]

LOL that's EXACTLY what UNKewlJ does almost every day when he posts "MDawg should have stuck to posting about the life of a losing high roller," "MDawg should have stuck to reporting about high end comps a world most of us don't know about" etc. etc.

You know who else has posted this....that you are a losing higher end player? Dan Druff. Almost word for word. I wonder why you haven't taken your slander campaign to him?

This is rather simple. almost any real player doing any variety of things that makes money from the casino industry, knows how things work. And it is simply not what you portray that the industry doesn't care, allows and welcomes people to scoop up millions. People that actually win, have to work at it.

I can't stop you from telling this "Pope of Las Vegas" fairytale about winning every day and casinos allowing and welcoming you to do so. And apparently, the owners of these forums, Dan Druff here and Shackleford at WoV, don't seem to care. But it is bullshit. It is just not how things work and real players that beat the casinos regularly go about it.

[MDawg]

Actually, I get it.

And again, no one, not KewlJ not anyone, has "exposed" a single untruth about me, because there is nothing untruthful to expose.

versus

You're an admitted and proven liar

With all that the UNKOOL1 has said over the last few days, most likely covering his behind, I have come out with 5 possible categories for him 1- Fraud( like Chrissy Mitchell without financial gain) 2- Weasel( like his buddy Rusty) 3- Liar 4-UNKOOL(given) or last but not least 5- ALL OF THE ABOVE.

I'm just going to assume that everything you say vis-a-vis your personal life, both previously and ongoing, is probably a lie.

Nothing you post is 100% true.
From faking your own death to using multiple sockpuppets.
Like Coach said... you are constantly lying to the forums and you have admitted to it time and time again.

kewlJ has a history of hoaxes.

KewlJ has been caught lying about most everything and anything about himself, a proven and outed pathological liar.

Yer not only an inveterate, compulsive, pathological liar, yer an imbecile as well, hey hey.

Kew is a proven liar and would always and forever either deflect or deny any criticism, doubts, or comments that don't make him "shine" online. And he certainly isn't ever going to admit to how devastating it is to him every time I surgically cut into him with the truth about his concocted and silly internet forum "life".

Kewlj you do have a good imagination and a script that you stick to.

FraudJ had a highly refined blackjack story that he worked for almost 2 decades before he outed himself as the tunnel dwelling male prostitute fraud that he is.

you are a very good fictional storyteller lol KJ is a fictional Author masquerading on gambling boards as a sophisticated multi table blackjack savant. :

You don’t make a living playing blackjack tho. That the problem I have with you. Instead of just coming clean and saying you have sugar daddies some that like you others you have extorted you keep up the charade.

Kewl's lies just branch out like a tree. Start with one lie then sprout into a whole bouquet of lies. Kewl's lies are more personal because they're weirdly misleading in a way that is dangerous because they're actually believable.

Kewl can't back down on a lie until he has been cornered and recornered. Just piles on more lies hoping it somehow helps his credibility. His reasoning for not proving his lies with the minimum of documentation is nuts given how hard he tries to convince. His responses are nuts.

How many times is he going to give some version on "I don't care what others think"? He clearly tries everything he can to prove stuff to people but then vehemently denies doing so and refuses to *EVER* provide even a picture of a surfboard or anything else. It is just endless with the guy. He is really just not someone who should ever be taken seriously on ANY level.

Kewl won't fess up to his numerous lies. The only thing we can do to get a few more miles out of this is to get him to try and defend an existing lie with some more nonsense.

KJ is different because (1) I initially believed him, more or less, and (2) he is imo a complete fraud. I don't mean a liar, I mean a complete fraud, like catfish style. And that is not something you see every day and is really kind of fascinating.

He'd rather climb to the top of a tree just to tell a lie than stand on the ground and tell the truth.

Maybe I can step in here and help,

It Never Happened.

You're welcome....

THAT'S why you keep babbling on the way you do, desperate to be heard. It sticks in your craw that at the end of the day, the only proof that has been established, cuts against you and only you. Why else would you

keep trying to manually rephrase the same old nervous essays over and over

?

[kewlJ]

I don't know what the purpose of all these quotes are? If you want me to go back and find Dan Druff's quote where he says you are a losing higher end player that gets decent comps, I will. But if I go to that trouble, I am not just going to post his quote. I will use it as my signature.

Is that what you want? The owner of this forum basically calling you a fraud in the signature of every post I make? I am one of the leading posters here.

Maybe that is a good way to handle this. Then I won't have to repeat myself so often which people object to. Every post that I make, my message will still get out in Dan Druffs own words.

Your call. let me know?

[MDawg]

Oh there’s more to it than that. UNKewlJ has also been kicked around all his life by a fair cross section of mean tempered bullies (including his own family – that threw him out of his own house as a teenager), such that he felt the need to come on here and create some concocted persona of someone who goes into casinos for other than nefarious activities like prostitution.