Superbowl Weekend - Vegas

[unowme]

So overall Superbowl weekend was quite disappointing for me. I did win my Primary Superbowl wager, Chiefs money line, but lost a small prop bet of Purdy throwing an interception.

I played 2 blackjack sessions, Friday and Saturday nights on the strip, losing both, losing more than I won on the Superbowl. Individual sessions like that are really meaningless....just variance. What is more important to me is accumulating EV, because in the long run results will usually line up pretty close to EV. It was very hard to accumulate any EV during either night. Just a lot of drinking and partying and games moving excruciatingly slow. Just couldn't get any real rythem or EV going, so I actually only played a few hours each night. Just kind of a waste.

There are 6-7, 3 day and holiday weekends between January and Early April. MLK day, Superbowl weekend, Presidents day, Valantines if it falls on a weekend which it doesn't this year, Presidents day, First weekend of March Madness and St Patricks day which are usually the same weekend, but are not this year and Easter weekend.

Last year I did extremely well winning all these weekends. These 6-7 weekends accounted for 75% of my total win for the year. This year so far....nada. BUT only 3 days until Presidents Day weekend and another chance.

Here's a flash kew: trying to make bullshit sound real by manufacturing phantom play and losses doesn't cut it for you. At this point, because of your verified non-stop lying and fabrications, you're a confirmed compilation of whipping post, laughing stock, and fool.

Well, there's one thing we can learn from Rob Singer. If you're going to 'make bullshit sound real' and you're constantly lying and fabricating, you might as well go big or go home. Like claim you have a new system or exploit that you've won millions with. Or that you've just purchased a top-end, luxurious, million-dollar RV. Because of your posting history, most don't believe you anyway KJ, so kick up your TV (Trolling Value). Learn from the Master, Grasshopper. Up your game.

[MDawg]

It is about you lying constantly !!!!

This whole math thing. Let me tell you something, Kewl. To the sharper people on here it becomes increasingly apparently that you based you whole facade around being believable. Where the math "works". When you're in a really bad spot you fall back on the "why don't you believe me because the math works". It is sad. I'm not sure what drives you to continue with this charade.

Anyone thinking I am bullying this dude REMEMBER he just threatened to dox someone. In addition, even though he calls people "sand n" when it suits him - he threatened to call the local news station to put pressure on Druff.

Kewl, the improbability of what all you have claimed is 0. Absolutely 0. This is why we get annoyed with you. Go find some other forum to give everyone gambling advice. JFC

"Sure I'm a compulsive liar, but at least my lies could have been true!"

[kewlJ]

Well, there's one thing we can learn from Rob Singer. If you're going to 'make bullshit sound real' and you're constantly lying and fabricating, you might as well go big or go home. Like claim you have a new system or exploit that you've won millions with. Or that you've just purchased a top-end, luxurious, million-dollar RV. Because of your posting history, most don't believe you anyway KJ, so kick up your TV (Trolling Value). Learn from the Master, Grasshopper. Up your game.

Yes, I suppose you are right. If someone was interesting in "trolling value" (is this a new term?), I suppose they could learn from a guy (Singer) with not 1, not 2, but at least 3, math defying, everything defying claims of million dollar scores from the casinos, one of which he just stole from news and discussions.

And I think that there is someone on this very forum (Mdawg), that probably did learn From Singer. Took Singer's incredibly ridiculous claims, and came up with his own even more preposterous.

If you took the names/handles away, from Singer's claims, Mdawgs claims, (with all the winning, no losing and casinos and personnel not caring) and what I have shared, there should be no question in anyone's mind, whether experienced AP or recreational gambler, who is sharing real experiences. But we are long past that. Now it is personalities and who is and isn't liked, not about what is real or not.

One of the three is exactly how things work, from the math, to gambling variance, to the casino industry, while the other 2 are in the Jack and the beanstalk arena.....the 18 y.o's in a row arena. As a matter of fact one of the 2 actually claims 60 winning blackjack hands in a row. Pretty much the same thing.

And what is really odd, is the more recent accusation, that the claims that ring true because they are true and exactly how things work, the latest is that "I try too hard". It is just weird and grows weirder everyday.

[MDawg]

Kewl's posts they're just lies, lies, and even more lies.

[kewlJ]

there's no question that MDawg has been an obnoxious braggart, and has rubbed a ton of people the wrong way. There's something missing from his stories. Either they're fabcricated, grossly exaggerated, or largely incomplete.

Do I think MDawg is winning? No. I think he probably has some money (maybe not as much as he claims), likes to gamble, likes the high roller treatment, and wants to present himself as a guy who gets all this AND wins, rather than just a chump who is getting lavish treatment because he's dumping money.

[MDawg]

We have speculation...and then we have the UNKewl admitted and proven liar.

KewlJ has proven he lies, is a drama queen, loves attention, and is generally an annoying gnat.

[MDawg]

There has never been a weakass little twit who nervously keeps on claiming "I'm OK with someone who doesn't believe me" and then goes off on rants and whining about not being believed as if someone just cut his tiny nuts off, as the serial lying kew.

Nothing more needs to be said.

[MaxPen]

I would put FraudJ's claim of a $100k lick on $50 free play as less likely than any of Grandpa Newell's stories.

[kewlJ]

I would put FraudJ's claim of a $100k lick on $50 free play as less likely than any of Grandpa Newell's stories.

If you really believe that, the you are an idiot.

Your gravestone should read:

MaxPen. RIP. Sucessful advantage player, internet troll, idiot.

[kewlJ]

And for the record, I don't believe MaxPen is an idiot. But he does love to troll and just can't help himself.

[MDawg]

For the record,

My friend handed me a sheet of paper that contained KJ's lifetime session results.

It was completely blank.

True story.

[accountinquestion]

He would be an idiot if he gave the chance of your 50 to 100k story to be anything but zero. You have guys in here spun millions of times individually and we likely couldn't find a 50 to 100k. It is not likely you were spinning at $50 a spin due to the effort to acquire thr FP and the variance of big spins. You can't list the machine ... those machines don't particularly exist...

Get help

[MDawg]

FraudJ faced so much flack for the lies that he was caught in and admitted

You're an admitted and proven liar

that he is afraid to admit the rest.

He also can't give us details about what machine hit the $100K for $50 freeplay because...no amount of "studying up" can get him out from under these lies.

The twenty-seven most major UNKewl lies I can think of concern (1) his lie about Moses showing up at a condo he claimed he lived at, (2) a condo it turned out that he has no ownership in and does not even live in, where he can’t even get his story straight about what is and what is not allowed by the condo CCRs, and lies about “renting it out” AirBnB style, (3) his faking his own death, (4) lying about ever having been robbed, (5) the nonsense about MGM execs showing up at his apartment on Halloween to give him player records on someone who isn't even MDawg, (6) the backrooming lawsuit, (7) the lies about news stories being broadcast about the backrooming incident, lies about the fictional settlement related to the fabricated incident, (8) the lie about being doxxed, or ever having his name placed in any casino database, (9) the rigged shuffler, (10) $50. free play for $100K win on a slot progressive, (11) $50K multi hand VP hit, (12) winning a car, (13) the lie about never asking anyone else to prove anything, (14) the lie about knowing attorney Nersesian well or at all, and having him on "speed dial," (15) lies that made it clear that he has never filed taxes as a professional gambler, (16) fabricated sports bets, (17) lies about that he has calculated his exact "expected win" over a decade and a half period, (18) lies about ever playing blackjack other than red green chip action as cover for a sugar daddy hustle, (19) lying about how “many” APs know him, (20) lies about how “many” APs have offered to “hire him” for their blackjack teams, (21) lying and claiming that he has never told others how they should post and about what, (22) lying about never posting again about this or that or on this or that forum, (23) lying about why he was nuked from WOV, trying to imply that he left on his own accord, (24) lying about having gone to college after claiming for years that he never did, (25) lies about the "oily" surfboard, (26) lied about whether or not he was gay, (27) the lie about even having a dead "soul mate" which he recanted.

That rigged shuffler story, besides not making any sense, reaffirmed in my mind that this guy really doesn't play much table games, because I'd expect such nonsense from a recreational player, not a card counter.

I would put FraudJ's claim of a $100k lick on $50 free play as less likely than any of Grandpa Newell's stories.

He would be an idiot if he gave the chance of your 50 to 100k story to be anything but zero.

And as usual, as he gets hemmed in, he is changing the story on some of these. Even renounced the existence of his "soul mate" claims he lied about him and his gay marriage too!

[MaxPen]

He would be an idiot if he gave the chance of your 50 to 100k story to be anything but zero. You have guys in here spun millions of times individually and we likely couldn't find a 50 to 100k. It is not likely you were spinning at $50 a spin due to the effort to acquire thr FP and the variance of big spins. You can't list the machine ... those machines don't particularly exist...

Get help

FraudJ still doesn't understand that was his Newell moment.





RIP

[MDawg]

What about the other one?

Very well written summary, MDawg.

I like how MaxPen called it kewlJ's "Newell moment". Hilarious.

[kewlJ]

Ok, first of all, the fact that you people continue to do this homeless-tunnel troll is a reflection on YOU not me. In addition to just being so 3rd grade, doesn't that tell people they can't and shouldn't believe anything else you ever say? Not that it really matters, the 2 people continuing with this silliness are Mdawg, who already no one believe and Maxpen, who doesn't share much of his actual experiences (as many AP don't).

Secondly, how often does someone in this country hit a 100k jackpot with all the progressive linked games at any casino you walk in? I am asking because I have no idea. Is it every few days? Somewhere. Daily? Once a week? Well my partner, (not even me) just happened to be one of those people.

I never thought it was that big a deal, because there is nothing advantage player or +EV about it. It was playing -Ev and hitting a jackpot, as happened every day.

I didn't take note as to what kind of machine it was because I just don't care about slot machines. Until recent discussions mostly by mickeycrimm, I didn't even know slot machines could be +EV. I am learning some, but still have very little interest.

I can tell you this much and maybe this will mean something to you slot guys. It was an east coast casino and I believe the progressive was tied to different machines in different casinos in that state. I wasn't there when he hit it, but saw it while we were waiting to be paid. At first I glance, I didn't even see why it was the jackpot, not the big one. I saw 6 open treasure chest type symbols, and it looked to me like that was worth less than $1800. Then I saw that there were some wild symbols, which I guess also counted as treasure chests and pushed the total up to the big jackpot. Other than that, can't help you and still don't care.

[MDawg]

This is not meant as a joke at KJ's expense. There has been quite the change in KJ over the last few years. We all know of his heart problems and his bout with covid. He is bound to have suffered from a lack of oxygen to the brain multiple times, especially with the covid. And that has obviously caused some major mental deterioration as we all have witnessed in his postings. He no longer can remember simple facts and gets confused. I have nothing against KJ but it is hard to ignore the deterioration of his mental faculties.

[MaxPen]

Ok, first of all, the fact that you people continue to do this homeless-tunnel troll is a reflection on YOU not me. In addition to just being so 3rd grade, doesn't that tell people they can't and shouldn't believe anything else you ever say? Not that it really matters, the 2 people continuing with this silliness are Mdawg, who already no one believe and Maxpen, who doesn't share much of his actual experiences (as many AP don't).

Secondly, how often does someone in this country hit a 100k jackpot with all the progressive linked games at any casino you walk in? I am asking because I have no idea. Is it every few days? Somewhere. Daily? Once a week? Well my partner, (not even me) just happened to be one of those people.

I never thought it was that big a deal, because there is nothing advantage player or +EV about it. It was playing -Ev and hitting a jackpot, as happened every day.

I didn't take note as to what kind of machine it was because I just don't care about slot machines. Until recent discussions mostly by mickeycrimm, I didn't even know slot machines could be +EV. I am learning some, but still have very little interest.

I can tell you this much and maybe this will mean something to you slot guys. It was an east coast casino and I believe the progressive was tied to different machines in different casinos in that state. I wasn't there when he hit it, but saw it while we were waiting to be paid. At first I glance, I didn't even see why it was the jackpot, not the big one. I saw 6 open treasure chest type symbols, and it looked to me like that was worth less than $1800. Then I saw that there were some wild symbols, which I guess also counted as treasure chests and pushed the total up to the big jackpot. Other than that, can't help you and still don't care.

Your partner found a state linked progressive that accepted free play?.....lol

This is an example of you leaving your well worn and researched blackjack lane....RIP

This was the confirmation that I was waiting for. It is now 100% confirmed that this did not happen. We all knew but now it is confirmed. You can stop now. Get help.

[kewlJ]

Yes he did. Is that unusual. I don't even know it care.

But I wouldn't say he"found" anything because I don't think he looked. Once we determined there was no VP at this casino, I just said play whatever you want. I think he played a machine about 5 feet away.

If I had to guess, I would bet he might not have known it was a progressive or even what he won at first.

But troll away MaxPen. That is all you ever do.

[smurgerburger]

Mildly tempting to start googling things like "$100,000 slot win" until I find the Google image inspiration for the game KJ describes.