Superbowl Weekend - Vegas

[kewlJ]

But of course he doesn't want to address the point...which is that no one believes a word he has to say any longer, and few bother to read it.

Sure! Let's discuss it.

I am NOT selling anything, nor writing some silly story, so I do not care one bit who believes what. It changes nothing about anything. I keep telling you that but you are too stupid to understand it.

Now YOU on the other hand, have gone to troll war with about 30 different people, including well known APs like Axelwolf, lying and trying to discredit each and every one, just because they expressed that they didn't believe your little bean stalk story. You started individual threads about 15 or so on that forum you are associated with for God Sakes.

[kewlJ]

Now what YOU don't want to address or respond to is the fact that you won't allow Wizard to voice his opinion about your play. Funny how you just glaze over that.

[kewlJ]

I have a new challenge for you, Mdawg. We will wait to see what comes of Missions146's effort to put a total to your 6 years of claims and further see if Wizard wants to comment or is able to comment, but assuming he doesn't comment, you publicly release Shackleford from the DNA with a post stating such at WoV, and I will invite Mike to spend an afternoon with me, watching me play. He would need to accompany me to several sessions because I play short sessions and move around a lot, but I think he can keep up.

At the end, Wizard will reveal based on the play he observed, which of us is more likely to have results that match our long-term claims. Let's not muck it up with money because that shit never happens. And the only thing Wizard would be restricted from saying about me is anything that would reveal or even hint at my identity.

How about that Mr Big shot? Let's hear your excuse.

add on: I would have to work out the logistics because having a known AP like Wizard shadowing me couldn't be good, but I think we could work something out.

[mickeycrimm]

At $50 a spin then KJ's 100K jackpot would be a 2000 for 1 payoff. At $10 a spin it would be 10,000 for 1. At $5 a spin it would be 20,000 for 1.

The largest payoff per the bet size I ever seen was a lady turning one nickel into 5K. That's 100,000 for 1.

I was on an advantage play in the Red Lion in Elko, Nevada. Late nineties. The lady next to me was playing keno betting one nickel per game. She was playing a 10 spot. I snickered to myself.

So all of a sudden her machine locks up with a 5K jackpot on the screen. I look down at the bet, 5 cents. I see she hit her 10 numbers. I can still remember the numbers she played, 10,20,30,40,41,49,50,60,70,80.

The lady never showed any emotion. When they payed her she didn't tip, put the money in her purse, and went back to playing a nickel a game. She was still playing a nickel a game when I left.

I hit the Grand on a Dragon Lights machine for 22K on a 50 cent bet. That's 44K for 1. I think I posted the picture here.

BTW, the 100,000 for 1 payoff for the solid 10 spot represented just 1.1% of the payback as the odds are 8.9 million to 1.

You have been in probably been in half the casinos in this country.

How many multi casino progressives have you seen that accept free play?

How many six figure independent casino progressives have you seen in small properties?

Literally outside of some 10x pay 5 reel slot progressive in a decently funded small property you're just not even going to find anything that would fit the storyline parameters to have FraudJ's story be real.

Let's not even get into a guy with a self proclaimed history of making lifetime $375k from "modest" machine play. Low denom VP for the most part, hitting a $50k VP hit, winning a car, etc. Not even knowing how the taxes work on something like that. So he took the car and sold it...lol In Nevada no less.

First I heard that wide area progressives don't take freeplay is from you. With an exception or two, I don't play them so never put two and two together on that.

A lot of casinos block all advantage slots from freeplay. IIRC, I never got a Buffalo Diamond to take freeplay. And I chalked it up to just another advantage slot that won't take freeplay. I'll take a closer look next time I'm out and about.

[accountinquestion]

I'm not sure how obvious or wrong this is to most people here but the no FP for these types of progressives makes sense. Especially if they are leased.

It would add some weird accounting or freeplay has to be considered like normal cash. Seems easier to just not use FP on leased machines especially those with a shared progressive.

[kewlJ]

I'm not sure how obvious or wrong this is to most people here but the no FP for these types of progressives makes sense. Especially if they are leased.

This actually sort of does make sense. But I don't really know. And neither do you, especially from the statement above. I have been in casinos that don't even allow you to use FP on VP. So places are different. And I haven't named the casino in question so you nor anyone else commenting just don't know. Just as I don't.

This progressive jackpot wasn't even that big of a progressive, was it? A little over 100k when hit. In Vegas I see progressions of 7, even 8 figures (that would be 10 million or more), so as progressions go, wouldn't this be somewhat small? So probably not that many casinos involved.

But the point is I don't know, and you people commenting don't know, because I haven't even said the casino. So you are just trolling with comments you don't know for sure.

A whole forum full of this shit, almost on a daily basis.

[MisterV]

A whole forum full of this shit, almost on a daily basis.

And yet...we all come back for more.

Funny the way it works.

[accountinquestion]

I'm not sure how obvious or wrong this is to most people here but the no FP for these types of progressives makes sense. Especially if they are leased.

This actually sort of does make sense. But I don't really know. And neither do you, especially from the statement above. I have been in casinos that don't even allow you to use FP on VP. So places are different. And I haven't named the casino in question so you nor anyone else commenting just don't know. Just as I don't.

This progressive jackpot wasn't even that big of a progressive, was it? A little over 100k when hit. In Vegas I see progressions of 7, even 8 figures (that would be 10 million or more), so as progressions go, wouldn't this be somewhat small? So probably not that many casinos involved.

But the point is I don't know, and you people commenting don't know, because I haven't even said the casino. So you are just trolling with comments you don't know for sure.

A whole forum full of this shit, almost on a daily basis.

Get help.

[MDawg]

You lied about many other things. Stop saying you were bullied and all this shit when you can't tell the truth about anything. You're trash. I start to feel sorry for you with all this victimhood then you double down on your bullshit lying.

stop being a loser.

[accountinquestion]

You lied about many other things. Stop saying you were bullied and all this shit when you can't tell the truth about anything. You're trash. I start to feel sorry for you with all this victimhood then you double down on your bullshit lying.

stop being a loser.

Damn. Brutal.

[MDawg]

But the point is I don't know.

Of course you don’t know. Because you made it all up.

[Rob.Singer]

One of the true enjoyments derived from looking in here is KNOWING kew the phony and the fraud, will lie about something almost daily in order to get some attention....then get caught, ridiculed, and laughed at. His next performance? More lying, denials, and a bunch of wordy rambling posts to try and "explain away" the catch. Of course, he ALWAYS throws in some unrelated humility in a pathetic effort to appeal his case, thinking everyone reading is a moron.

It is a joy to behold!

[MaxPen]

I'm not sure how obvious or wrong this is to most people here but the no FP for these types of progressives makes sense. Especially if they are leased.

This actually sort of does make sense. But I don't really know. And neither do you, especially from the statement above. I have been in casinos that don't even allow you to use FP on VP. So places are different. And I haven't named the casino in question so you nor anyone else commenting just don't know. Just as I don't.

This progressive jackpot wasn't even that big of a progressive, was it? A little over 100k when hit. In Vegas I see progressions of 7, even 8 figures (that would be 10 million or more), so as progressions go, wouldn't this be somewhat small? So probably not that many casinos involved.

But the point is I don't know, and you people commenting don't know, because I haven't even said the casino. So you are just trolling with comments you don't know for sure.

A whole forum full of this shit, almost on a daily basis.

I do know. You're lying and you buried yourself yet again. Get help....RIP

That was your Newell moment. Sure as sitting on the showroom floor.

[MDawg]

What about the other one?

Very well written summary, MDawg.

I like how MaxPen called it kewlJ's "Newell moment". Hilarious.

[jdog]

I once hit a $4000 Royal at Hooters (now OYO) using just $15 free play.

Say you ran well and got 8 hands out of $15FP, this is still about a 1 in 5000 occurrence... certainly plausible but unlikely. To put it into perspective, if a casino gave you $15FP every day, it would take an avg of 14 years for this to happen. Problem is you claim that so many unlikely events have happened to you, and a few of them have been undisputedly proven untrue. To get overall probability you multiply the events together, and when you do that with the totality of all that you have claimed, it DOES defy the math!

[MDawg]

The twenty-eight most major UNKewl lies I can think of concern (1) his lie about Moses showing up at a condo he claimed he lived at, (2) a condo it turned out that he has no ownership in and does not even live in, where he can’t even get his story straight about what is and what is not allowed by the condo CCRs, and lies about “renting it out” AirBnB style, (3) his faking his own death, (4) lying about ever having been robbed, (5) the nonsense about MGM execs showing up at his apartment on Halloween to give him player records on someone who isn't even MDawg, (6) the backrooming lawsuit, (7) the lies about news stories being broadcast about the backrooming incident, lies about the fictional settlement related to the fabricated incident, (8) the lie about being doxxed, or ever having his name placed in any casino database, (9) the rigged shuffler, (10) $50. free play for $100K win on a slot progressive, (11) $50K multi hand VP hit, (12) lied about hutting a $4000. Royal at Hooters (now OP) with $15. free play. (13) winning a car, (14) the lie about never asking anyone else to prove anything, (15) the lie about knowing attorney Nersesian well or at all, and having him on "speed dial," (16) lies that made it clear that he has never filed taxes as a professional gambler, (17) fabricated sports bets, (18) lies about that he has calculated his exact "expected win" over a decade and a half period, (19) lies about ever playing blackjack other than red green chip action as cover for a sugar daddy hustle, (20) lying about how “many” APs know him, (21) lies about how “many” APs have offered to “hire him” for their blackjack teams, (22) lying and claiming that he has never told others how they should post and about what, (23) lying about never posting again about this or that or on this or that forum, (24) lying about why he was nuked from WOV, trying to imply that he left on his own accord, (25) lying about having gone to college after claiming for years that he never did, (26) lies about the "oily" surfboard, (27) lied about whether or not he was gay, (28) the lie about even having a dead "soul mate" which he recanted.

That rigged shuffler story, besides not making any sense, reaffirmed in my mind that this guy really doesn't play much table games, because I'd expect such nonsense from a recreational player, not a card counter.

Say you ran well and got 8 hands out of $15FP, this is still about a 1 in 5000 occurrence... certainly plausible but unlikely. To put it into perspective, if a casino gave you $15FP every day, it would take an avg of 14 years for this to happen. Problem is you claim that so many unlikely events have happened to you, and a few of them have been indisputedly proven untrue. To get overall probability you multiply the events together, and when you do that with the totality of all that you have claimed, it DOES defy the math!

I would put FraudJ's claim of a $100k lick on $50 free play as less likely than any of Grandpa Newell's stories.

I do know. You're lying and you buried yourself yet again. Get help....RIP

He would be an idiot if he gave the chance of your 50 to 100k story to be anything but zero.

He also can't give us details about what machine hit the $100K for $50 freeplay because...no amount of "studying up" can get him out from under these lies.

And as usual, as he gets hemmed in, he is changing the story on some of these. Even renounced the existence of his "soul mate" claims he lied about him and his gay marriage too!

[MDawg]

I don't like you because you insulted me with your bullshit numerous times, FraudJ. I gave you the chance to fess up. Your shuffler story is less likely than any of this shit IMO.

This whole "APs have to believe me deep down inside" is some fairly serious mental illness. This need to hang on to some alternative reality that is clearly false. Sure it satisfies many of your needs. THe persecution need once you lost credibility.

Why would anyone believe anything you say?

Basically once FraudJ went past the math he done fucked up.

[kewlJ]

I once hit a $4000 Royal at Hooters (now OYO) using just $15 free play.

Say you ran well and got 8 hands out of $15FP, this is still about a 1 in 5000 occurrence... certainly plausible but unlikely.

It was just the 3 spins. You don't build up more free play by hitting something small.

To put it into perspective, if a casino gave you $15FP every day, it would take an avg of 14 years for this to happen. Problem is you claim that so many unlikely events have happened to you, and a few of them have been undisputedly proven untrue. To get overall probability you multiply the events together, and when you do that with the totality of all that you have claimed, it DOES defy the math!

Look, I have hit at least 2 dozen royal flushes. Just running normal, that would be close to a million hands. And I didn't even handle the majority of our machine play....my partner did. He easily has 2.5 to 3 times that much play. In blackjack I am easily over 2 million rounds played, as I am almost at 2 million dollars won and for a long time my expectation per round was below $1. So easily over 2 million rounds. Probably closer to 3 million.

Over the past couple years I play a style and limits of blackjack that I don't spend nearly the time I used to in casinos. It is now maybe 8-10 hours a week (maybe 15 on a three day weekend), when it used to be 30-35, and before that when I was playing lower limit 15 years ago, as much as 50-60 hours a week.

When you spend this amount of time in casinos and have this number of trials, spins, or rounds, you are going to experience some unusual things. Some things that mathematically seem unlikely.

I have seen 4 straight dealer blackjack probably 3 or 4 times now. What are the odds of that? Roughly 1 in a couple hundred thousand. And I probably would have seen that even more except a few times I have exited after 3 straight dealer blackjack. Not because of any voodoo nonsense like the dealer is hot, but because they have used up some aces and 10 value and the count is probably negative and time to exit.

In 2011, I experienced a shoe that I have named the 'perfect shoe'. 6 deck shoe. Started off playing with 2 other players. For 6 or 7 rounds tons of small cards coming out. Dealer was pulling 19's, 20's and 21's on everything. 4 and 5 card 20's and 21's. First 1 player dropped out and then the second. I am at a monster plus count playing heads up with the dealer with more than 30 rounds left. From that moment, I didn't lose a round. Pushed 2, but won every other round. Probably 32 out of 34 with 2 pushed. What are the odds of that? I will bet they are pretty damn high. But it happened.

And guess what, I didn't receive a single blackjack out of those 30 some rounds that I won all with a high count and high number of aces and ten value remains. Figure the odds of that and then add that in. What are the odds of both these things occurring?

If a player plays enough, he will experience some unusual things. But there is a line. 18 y.o in a row. I have always thought Alan was mistaken. Not intentionally so. Selective memory comes into play. Mdawg claims he won 60 hands at blackjack in a row. That is double what occurred in my perfect shoe experience and with no pushes. I don't believe him

The problem with you people is you are now on a mission (not mission146), a witch hunt to prove me wrong at every turn because the whole damn bunch of you are obsessed with hating and trolling me. You are working it backwards.

I network with some other professional blackjack players. used to be more as there are fewer pure card counters around as everyone has moved on to other advantage play. The benefit of networking is you are looking for information that can directly lead to money. So and So casino is dealing 5.5 decks of 6. Or maybe a lucrative side bet. But really that rarely happens as most players keep that kind of stuff to themselves when they find it (including me). If they share something like that it is after the fact. But there are other things they might share. But you know what my single favorite thing about networking is. When someone shares some unusual experience like I just mentioned. And I never think well that didn't happen because it is a 1 in 20 million chance. Players that play a lot, for many years see and experience some unusual things. PERIOD!

But you people on this forum, with your trolling, hating, witch-hunting of someone you decide you don't like, are the exact reason these forums are what they are. Filled with trolls and haters and few real players. And the real players that do participate, even they are there for the trolling. (MaxPen).

[MDawg]

The longer the UNKewl post, the more lies it contains.

And of course, there will be some regurgitation of theory he pulled from somewhere or other blah blah blah as he tries to make it seem like he has actually played and not just read about it.

[MisterV]

Put it in perspective: nothing compares to Alan's claim of seeing 18 yo's in a row at Caesars.

After that, I'd say Robert and the Dawg's claims of casino conquest are a close second.

KJ's claims, if false, pale in comparison.