Superbowl Weekend - Vegas

[MDawg]

C’Mon UNKewlJ, for years now APs have been saying you’re nothing more than a low end video poker player, and now we have more than one person who has seen you playing very low end blackjack only as a cover for sugar daddy play.

[jdog]

$15 dollars free play is 3 rounds at $1 denominations ($5 a hand or round). Anything you win, doesn't add more free play.

Thanks for explaining that to me.
Part of your problem is you think everyone here is an idiot.

You don't build up more free play by hitting something small.

You imply here that winning more off of freeplay creates a better rating. Please explain. You also imply that you are going for a larger win which could only be accomplished by deviating from standard strategy.

You claimed in the past you played VP for mail. What you're describing here seems more like ploppie 'hoping to get lucky' play.

[jdog]

The problem was I shared that on a forum and then the next time I played that casino received some heat, even before I raised very much.

... and the extra detail to sell the story. No kewl lie is complete without it!

[accountinquestion]

$15 dollars free play is 3 rounds at $1 denominations ($5 a hand or round). Anything you win, doesn't add more free play.

Thanks for explaining that to me.
Part of your problem is you think everyone here is an idiot.

You don't build up more free play by hitting something small.

You imply here that winning more off of freeplay creates a better rating. Please explain. You also imply that you are going for a larger win which could only be accomplished by deviating from standard strategy.

You claimed in the past you played VP for mail. What you're describing here seems more like ploppie 'hoping to get lucky' play.

No, Kewl's problem is he is too big of an idiot to realize he offends others with his idiocy.

He hasn't been answering my pointed questions lately. That is at least smart in that the hole isnt being dug any deeper.

[kewlJ]

You imply here that winning more off of freeplay creates a better rating. Please explain. You also imply that you are going for a larger win which could only be accomplished by deviating from standard strategy.

You claimed in the past you played VP for mail. What you're describing here seems more like ploppie 'hoping to get lucky' play.

I don't know what the fuck you are reading. Show me where I ever implied anything about playing for a larger win? Never fucking happened.

Bigger issue is you have now become just like AinQ, who I mostly ignore. People like Singer and Mdawg have been trolls since day 1, or in Singers case, since the first day I encountered him. But AinQ and now you, started out as somewhat normal members, acting decent and normal and have just turned into trolls and complete assholes.

Is it this forum? Does this forum turn everyone into or bring out the asshole in people?

[kewlJ]

Say you ran well and got 8 hands out of $15FP,

Jdog is a guy who said the above. "8 hands out of $15 freeplay", betting $5 a hand. I don't know maybe that is some new math I don't know about.

So I explained that $15 is 3 hands or rounds at $5 and he gets all upset that I am talking down to him. WTF!

Here is an idea, Jdog. Stop saying stupid shit and I won't have to explain things to you.

[MaxPen]

You imply here that winning more off of freeplay creates a better rating. Please explain. You also imply that you are going for a larger win which could only be accomplished by deviating from standard strategy.

You claimed in the past you played VP for mail. What you're describing here seems more like ploppie 'hoping to get lucky' play.

I don't know what the fuck you are reading. Show me where I ever implied anything about playing for a larger win? Never fucking happened.

Bigger issue is you have now become just like AinQ, who I mostly ignore. People like Singer and Mdawg have been trolls since day 1, or in Singers case, since the first day I encountered him. But AinQ and now you, started out as somewhat normal members, acting decent and normal and have just turned into trolls and complete assholes.

Is it this forum? Does this forum turn everyone into or bring out the asshole in people?

It's probably just time for you to reinvent yourself and change your identity. KewlJ is undeniably known as FraudJ.....RIP

No different than moving from the heroin tunnel to the meth tunnel. Sometimes people just need a new beginning.

[jdog]

He hasn't been answering my pointed questions lately. That is at least smart in that the hole isnt being dug any deeper.

Yep he dodged my question and also acted like he didn't understand what his statement implied.

kewl, you're turning people against you because you keep lying. And most people here are sick of it. It's just that simple.

[accountinquestion]

You imply here that winning more off of freeplay creates a better rating. Please explain. You also imply that you are going for a larger win which could only be accomplished by deviating from standard strategy.

You claimed in the past you played VP for mail. What you're describing here seems more like ploppie 'hoping to get lucky' play.

I don't know what the fuck you are reading. Show me where I ever implied anything about playing for a larger win? Never fucking happened.

Bigger issue is you have now become just like AinQ, who I mostly ignore. People like Singer and Mdawg have been trolls since day 1, or in Singers case, since the first day I encountered him. But AinQ and now you, started out as somewhat normal members, acting decent and normal and have just turned into trolls and complete assholes.

Is it this forum? Does this forum turn everyone into or bring out the asshole in people?

Buddy even if I ask you completely reasonable questions you ignore them. You airbnb your place out .. they want to cancel on prime time. You say yes. So you apparently rented a place elsewhere in LVand moved all your stuff. Like you would even believe their excuse but no way you are insanely nice and did what you claimed. You start out showing you are Mr biz but then you gotta fatten it up a bit with a real life aspect, yanno? But it makes so little sense. You just can't help yourself.

[MaxPen]

Buddy even if I ask you completely reasonable questions you ignore them. You airbnb your place out .. they want to cancel on prime time. You say yes. So you apparently rented a place elsewhere in LVand moved all your stuff. Like you would even believe their excuse but no way you are insanely nice and did what you claimed. You start out showing you are Mr biz but then you gotta fatten it up a bit with a real life aspect, yanno? But it makes so little sense. You just can't help yourself.

Tunnel dwellers often imagine how altruistic they would be if they ever escape their reality.

[jdog]

Jdog is a guy who said the above. "8 hands out of $15 freeplay", betting $5 a hand.

Hey I was just trying to give you the benefit of the doubt that you were willing to play the freeplay down to zero to hit a bigger hand. This made your claim more plausible. So if you're only playing the 3 hands of freeplay every day then this will take you more like 35.8yrs.

Now how many unlikely claims like this have you made on this forum??

[coach belly]

Now how many unlikely claims like this have you made on this forum??

Below he claims that his driver played 3 million hands of VP, over the course of their partnership, which I recall was 10 years. Isn't that something like playing 7 hours per day, every day for 10 years?

I have hit at least 2 dozen royal flushes. Just running normal, that would be close to a million hands. And I didn't even handle the majority of our machine play....my partner did. He easily has 2.5 to 3 times that much play.

[MaxPen]

Now how many unlikely claims like this have you made on this forum??

Below he claims that his driver played 3 million hands of VP, over the course of their partnership, which I recall was 10 years. Isn't that something like playing 7 hours per day, every day for 10 years?

I have hit at least 2 dozen royal flushes. Just running normal, that would be close to a million hands. And I didn't even handle the majority of our machine play....my partner did. He easily has 2.5 to 3 times that much play.

3 million hands would be about 3000 hours for someone who plays regularly.

I will say that back in that time period there was quite a few places that the mail on VP was worth 108-112%. So FraudJ's total claim of $375k lifetime earn on that 4 million or so coin jives perfectly in that aspect.

[coach belly]

3 million hands would be about 3000 hours for someone who plays regularly.

1000 hands per hour?

How long does it take to reach that level from novice?

[MaxPen]

3 million hands would be about 3000 hours for someone who plays regularly.

1000 hands per hour?

How long does it take to reach that level from novice?

Maybe a month or so of daily play. If a machine can support turbo play there are plenty of people that can get close to 1500 hands per hour. I know someone that can get around 2500 hands per hour on two machines simultaneously.

[MisterV]

What are you going on about. Sticking up for kewl makes you sound like an ass-harp.

What does an "ass-harp" sound like?

Are they difficult to keep in tune?

Do most orchestras have one?

[smurgerburger]

I too had hit two dozen royals before learning the order of hands.

[coach belly]

FraudJ's total claim of $375k lifetime earn on that 4 million or so coin jives perfectly in that aspect.

Only if the claimed earn jives with the number of hands claimed.

He's claiming 4 million total combined hands played, over 10 years.

It's reasonable to assume 25cents per credit, $1.25 per hand, 4 million hands played, $5 million total wager, $375K earn, which is a 107.5% return.

Any other denomination would not jive.

The combined play for the fulltime counter and his driver would need to average 100 hands per hour, for 3650 consecutive 11-hour playing days.

Is that likely?

Considering the circumstances of the players involved, under what likely scenario could that volume of play be accomplished?

[accountinquestion]

3 million hands would be about 3000 hours for someone who plays regularly.

1000 hands per hour?

How long does it take to reach that level from novice?

Maybe a month or so of daily play. If a machine can support turbo play there are plenty of people that can get close to 1500 hands per hour. I know someone that can get around 2500 hands per hour on two machines simultaneously.

If one has played a lot of poker online or in general it won't take long. If you can comfortably piano key it helps. 1400 an hour seems about right but when tired or distracted errors happen.

[coach belly]

I know someone that can get around 2500 hands per hour on two machines simultaneously.

Are you talking about the guy whose play was videoed and posted on WOV?