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  1. #121
    Originally Posted by MisterV View Post
    Karen espied something which warmed the cockles of her heart.

    "Mammie, come see what my boyfrien' posted."

    Mammie stopped scrubbing the stains on her step daughter's panties, took a hit of fentanyl and said "Huh?"

    "Put down that damned tin foil mammie and looks here..."

    Karen waved her phone in front of the dilated eyes of her step-mom, and said "look at all de money my boy frien' has got."

    Mammie espied the pic of a Venetian casino chip, a candy bar, and a watch: mammie shrugged.

    "Chile, what da fuck does you care? Dat rascal, he be a known liar, or so you say: how you knows dat shit ain't fake?"

    "Cause he be a rich lawyer and he play back-rat in dem fancy rooms, you know, like James Bonn."

    "Dem white devils, dey all lie to us po' black folk, girl...ain't you figured dat out yet?"

    But Karen had tuned her out, engaging in her ongoing daydream involving MDawg, Church's Chicken and shitting on the parquet floor of a Newell.
    lol

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    "A couple of years ago, a Woman and her boyfriend were paying about $2,000 for a Western Union transaction. I counted the money and the Woman "Helped," me count the money...The next day, my Store Manager called me to the office and told me that the Woman STOLE $800 from me." ...from WoV

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    Karen, mammie and the swarthy grifter who called himself MDawg entered Church's chicken, hootin' and hollerin' like chimpanzees, relishing the sting they'd just pulled off at Walgreens.

    "De chickens it be's on me" said an ebullient Karen; "How much cans I and I buy wit' eight hunerd dollars?"

    Her reverie was rudely interrrupted by the manager, who screamed "What the fuck are you doing back here? We trespassed your ass for shitting the floor! Get the fuck out, I'm calling the cops."

    MDawg swelled out his scrawny chest and pontificated "You can't do that, she's my client; don't you know who I am?"

    The manager eyed the twerp and realized the truth: "Yeah, I saw your mug on "America's Most Wanted. You're that nutcase that escaped from the insane asylum, the one who impersonates people."

    Busted, the three stooges beat a hasty retreat back to a cramped hovel in the Miami ghetto to lay low.

    "Phew, 'dat be close. Don't worry, I and I will gets us chicken wit' Uber Eats."

    Later, while gnawing greasy thighs and legs Karen thanked her confederates for their help.

    "I and I could'n ha' pulled 'dat off'n witout yo' help. Mammie, you did great 'dere, pertendin' ta helps me count, and MDawg you so scruffy de manager had to espy you all de time."

    MDawg smiled, then piped up: "That manager must have been blind: look what I boosted..." He showed the two scammers a Rolex knock-off, still in its cheap box.

    "Honey babe, wha' chu gonna do wit' 'dat nice watch?"

    "What I always do...post it on WoV and VCT."

    With that Karen and MDawg howled like hyenas while mammie returned to scrubbing the floor, jonesing for another fix.




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    Last edited by MisterV; 02-14-2025 at 09:20 PM.
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  3. #123
    Pulitzer Prize winning stuff right here!

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