How about the half Chinese how do they do in the water? At least you don't have to worry about that big dick you're always boasting about creating any water resistance, because it's not there.
And when are you going to come clean and admit your ADHD diagnosis and hyperactivity as a child. Come on there is no way someone like you constantly fidgety, always moving, always interrupting people, poor listener, incapable of reading entire sentences let alone paragraphs without losing focus, could possibly not be ADHD.