Road Trip Hard-On

[mickeycrimm]

[QUOTE=MaxPen;132322]

Wtf is the AP "community"?.......is there pot luck dinners on bingo night in this imaginary world of yours?.......lol...... C'mon
Face it dicklicker. You’re exposed for the maggot you are. Have fun sucking mcrap’s cock while dreaming about sucking Johnny Wad Holmes off.

I thought you were blaming me for using homo wisecracks. That's your go to. No originality. I had you up to one ball after your tirade because of the drunk hobo Mental midgetry at its finest. And you are the one always commenting about Singer's 9 inch. You're just gonna have to settle for mcraps's 3 inch.

[mickeycrimm]

Wtf is the AP "community"?.......is there pot luck dinners on bingo night in this imaginary world of yours?.......lol...... C'mon
Face it dicklicker. You’re exposed for the maggot you are. Have fun sucking mcrap’s cock while dreaming about sucking Johnny Wad Holmes off.

I thought you were blaming me for using homo wisecracks. That's your go to. No originality. I had you up to one ball after your tirade because of the drunk hobo vid triggering memories.

I am going to have to take away a half of that ball for weakness and lack of originality on your 30+year old wisecracks....RIP[/QUOTE]

[MaxPen]

Relax and compose yourself......lol

[mickeycrimm]

Relax and compose yourself......lol

You can't help yourself. Sad and pathetic. Get help.

[mickeycrimm]

The Dragon Lights are a moneymaker but you have to be properly bankrolled. On the $5 bet level it's possible to get in for 5K chasing the Mega. Just a two bit play for blackhole. LOL! In Vegas you might find the game with higher bet levels which would make the game even lucrative. You can bet your ass the Vegas crews maxpigpen works for are all over this game.

[mickeycrimm]

The Hexbreaker 3's are another game the Vegas crews pound on when the find a playable configuration. There's some short term plays on it but the main play is the middle column. You can see the chevron's in the picture. The chevrons advance upwards as you make spins. They start on the 3rd level and when they reach the 9th level you are awarded whatever is in the bubble. The 2nd and 4th columns move the fastest. Then the 1st and 5th columns. The middle column is key to the play. When it reaches the top you are awarded the progressive. This is a pic of the $1.60 or 160 coin bet level. Most machines around the country have a 400 coin max bet level. Some have 800 coins max bet. So on a nickel denom the max bet can be either $20 or $40.. And $40 or $80 on a 10 cent denom. You'll probably find those higher denoms in Vegas.

In most places around the country the game goes advantage when the middle column reaches the 6th level. I don't know if this would be true or not on the Strip. Or it could be that its advantage in some places but not others.

On the lower bet levels you're looking at about 3 hours average seat time. But on the higher bet levels the W2'G's come into play. It usually takes a crew on the higher bet level plays. Someone has to make tickets while someone is spinning. Every bonus round is practically a guaranteed W2-G. You can get strung out for 24 hours or more.

But you can bet your ass that maxpigpen's crew leader sends him out to scout for these plays. This is a big game on their list. That's the thing. If you want these plays you have to be out there looking for them. There's big money in the higher denom hexes.

[MaxPen]

Mickey "Half Ball" thinks people need a team for his 2 bit playbook.......lol....what a joke.

What's next? You need a team for Happy 8's and Cash Falls too?

I am getting a better understanding of you. You need to call in partners for anything over 5k. Too many of those $1 hotdogs on the line, I guess.......lol

[MaxPen]

Relax and compose yourself......lol

You can't help yourself. Sad and pathetic. Get help.

Help myself? Did you see your previous 2 posts?.........lol..... Despite what you think I don't want to see you stroke out.

Now get back 2 work and show us more of your half buck playbook "Half Ball" Crimm

[mickeycrimm]

Relax and compose yourself......lol

You can't help yourself. Sad and pathetic. Get help.

Help myself? Did you see your previous 2 posts?.........lol..... Despite what you think I don't want to see you stroke out.

Now get back 2 work and show us more of your half buck playbook "Half Ball" Crimm

Like I said, you're weak. Sick and pathetic. And don't worry. I'm going to expose all the "half buck plays" the crew you work for is doing on the strip. They say you're a pretty good step-and-fetch-it for the crew. Ask for a 50 cent an hour raise.

[MaxPen]

You can't help yourself. Sad and pathetic. Get help.

Help myself? Did you see your previous 2 posts?.........lol..... Despite what you think I don't want to see you stroke out.

Now get back 2 work and show us more of your half buck playbook "Half Ball" Crimm

Like I said, you're weak. Sick and pathetic. And don't worry. I'm going to expose all the "half buck plays" the crew you work for is doing on the strip. They say you're a pretty good step-and-fetch-it for the crew. Ask for a 50 cent an hour raise.

You need to broaden your horizons. Crews are for real work like filling bill validators then walking out the casino with them. Fuck all that competing with the tweakers and hobos such as yourself poking thru machines for 2 bit Dragon Lights plays or whatever.


But hey, now you can't say I never done nothing for the "AP community". I am getting you "Half Ball" to lay out your 2 bit playbook.

[mickeycrimm]

Help myself? Did you see your previous 2 posts?.........lol..... Despite what you think I don't want to see you stroke out.

Now get back 2 work and show us more of your half buck playbook "Half Ball" Crimm

Like I said, you're weak. Sick and pathetic. And don't worry. I'm going to expose all the "half buck plays" the crew you work for is doing on the strip. They say you're a pretty good step-and-fetch-it for the crew. Ask for a 50 cent an hour raise.

You need to broaden your horizons. Crews are for real work like filling bill validators then walking out the casino with them. Fuck all that competing with the tweakers and hobos such as yourself poking thru machines for 2 bit Dragon Lights plays or whatever.


But hey, now you can't say I never done nothing for the "AP community". I am getting you "Half Ball" to lay out your 2 bit playbook.

Thievery is not AP. But thanks for finally admitting you’re a thief and not an AP.

[accountinquestion]

Pretty good troll war here. A+

Keep at it boys.

[mickeycrimm]

Regal Riches can be found at higher denominations in Vegas. This video was filmed at the Hard Rock. The guy in the video is just a ploppie yet he had the good fortune to stumble onto an $18.75 bet level Regal that had over $2000 in equity just sitting there. The green resets to 40. He found it on 95. The green gems come out on the 5th reel while you are spinning and you are guaranteed to get at least 100 wilds spread out over 10 free spins. The free spins are worth at least 140 units average. This game should be on your playlist in Vegas. Remember, if you want to make money vulturing Las Vegas you have to actively be out looking for plays.

[jbjb]

A lot of these YouTube videos like this have these higher numbers "preloaded". Basically, they build them up off camera then film only when they're near the hitting point. And Scott is a well known scammer! He's the "Spam King".

[The Boz]

A lot of these YouTube videos like this have these higher numbers "preloaded". Basically, they build them up off camera then film only when they're near the hitting point. And Scott is a well known scammer! He's the "Spam King".

Mother Fucker still owes me the Jack of Spades from my Desert Storm playing card set.

That said Cosmo treats him like Royalty. He is allowed to set him cameras up at will and film. He has the most entries in most of their slot contests and basically has the run of the place. I wonder why?

I did run into him and his setup last December at Cosmo. He has 2 lackeys keeping people away from him handing out tacky items with his name and logo on. I personally watched him lose over $4000 by my best estimate on a Wizard of Odds Munchkinland machine at $10 a spin until he hit a $1600 Handpay. As a licensed machine on the strip I’m sure it was set at 83-85% but if you look the video up all you see is his “Big” winner.

I have no clue on the math between suckers sending him money, YT income, Cosmo rebates, tournament winnings and more so I can’t say if he is making money or not. All I know is the guy isn’t winning on the slots he is playing.

The morons that send him money are the dumbest of the dumb and obviously deserve any mess their life is.

[coach belly]

The morons that send him money are the dumbest of the dumb and obviously deserve any mess their life is.

You shitbirds that watch his videos and then gripe about him are the dumbest of the dumb.

Get a clue, Boz.

[mickeycrimm]

The morons that send him money are the dumbest of the dumb and obviously deserve any mess their life is.

You shitbirds that watch his videos and then gripe about him are the dumbest of the dumb.

Get a clue, Boz.

I'll watch any of them if they are playing a new exploitable game (unbeknownst to them) and I can anazlyze the game as they play it.

[The Boz]

The morons that send him money are the dumbest of the dumb and obviously deserve any mess their life is.

You shitbirds that watch his videos and then gripe about him are the dumbest of the dumb.

Get a clue, Boz.

I'll watch any of them if they are playing a new exploitable game (unbeknownst to them) and I can anazlyze the game as they play it.

That must be too difficult for some to understand.

[mickeycrimm]

Another moneymaker you should find on the Strip:

[tunicadave]

Micky, while I appreciate you showing beatable games, you are not mentioning at what level they become positive EV.