Alan vs. KJ

[monet]

I'm gonna state the obvious. Apply Ockham's Razor.

If you think kewlJ is a professional blackjack player, what is more likely:

(1) The internet persona with its life events.
(2) The internet persona and life events as a mirage.

To me, it's not even close.

(3) Fuck Off and go slurp noodles with your slant eyed girlfriend.