Originally Posted by DGenBen View Post
Originally Posted by redietz View Post
DGenBen,

I hear the online Gaming Today is looking for new columnists. You can probably get a nice reference from one of the VCT regulars. If you keep writing with such insight, you'll wind up with your photo on the VCT online front page!
Thank you.

I forget to mention though that you have to watch out for casino personnel when quitting while you’re ahead otherwise you might get the dreaded tap on the shoulder and the “Sir, we noticed you are quitting while you are ahead. We don’t want your action here anymore.”

I have a workaround on this, which I will share.

When I get the dreaded tap on the shoulder, I calmly explain that I'm a socialist at heart, and any income above the 35K American average, I seek to lose. Therefore, what the casino personnel need to realize is that I am trying my best to lose, and I am quitting while ahead so I don't accumulate too much wealth that day and I can lose it the next day. That seems to satisfy most of them.

Occasionally, however, I get a snarky casino person who wants to know what the difference is between a strategy for winning and a strategy for losing. I just roll my eyes at them and tell them to wise up.


Note: this palaver may qualify for an episode of Penn and Teller's Bullshit.