Don't forget cowboy boots, to show off his coltish legs.
Sorry, had to say that for some reason. I realized after I read Seed's post, I didn't immediately know what BBC is. But then I remember not knowing what it was previously and somebody filled me in. I don't get out much. Not familiar with the incel lingo, either.
I worry about people who have the specifics down, like Duster Slim Denim Shorts. I'm not sure what they are, but somehow I vividly pictured what I think they are. Either Seed is a fine detail-oriented writer, or he's spending too much time with clothing catalogues, as am I.
No offense, Seed, but that's too vivid for me to think it's something everyone has on the tip of their tongues (not that there's anything wrong with whatever they have on the tip of their tongues).
And Seed, in case you haven't read my blog's "statement of purpose," my goal is to offend as many as possible in the time I have left. So I'm not picking on you or kewlJ's coltish legs.