Axl's attorney, Mr. X, called douchedawg.

"Hey douche, you got a minute?"

"Barely; I'm at Cosmo pissing away my family's oil money. Who is this?"

"I am Axl's attorney; we have much to discuss."

"Oh yeah? Discuss THIS..." douchedawg terminated the call, turned to the pit boss and signed yet another marker, the thirty-second one of that session.

"The nerve of some guys" he brayed.

Meanwhile, in stumptown, Mr. X set things into play...